Negative Escort Reviews

**Chaditcom** · 03-18-20 08:14

Went to see this one. Who called herself Skyler, pure, white trash. Decent body but with a couple of neck tattoos. Should have taken the hint when I saw those. Went by her, or her pimps, incall location that was an apartment housing development just west of Kirkman on Conroy. Directly across from a stand alone Starbucks and next to the Florida Tnpk. She seemed surprised that I wanted to take a shower instead of pleased. Said that everything had to be done on the living room sofa. That was another red flag. Made it a bit more difficult. At least I only paid for the half hour at one four zero $. CBJ that just medicore. Then goes into doggie position and tells me not to pull out at all. Must keep my dick in at all times. Obviously wants me to cum and leave quickly. Pussy was just ok. Talk about just going through the motions. Then I wanted to do missionary and she begins to tell me that usually that position is only for one hour sessions and she considers it extra service. So to do more than one position in the half hour is considered special?? Man, I was really starting to regret this quickly. She did let me go mish but after a few minutes of this; she starts to give me the old you got to cum routine. It has only been 15 maybe 20 minutes. Needless to say; I lost my interest in a hurry and just got up disgusted and proceeded to get dressed and leave pissed off. Told her that she was a bad provider and then a little raised voices of back and forth happens. Then this black guy comes out of the bedroom. I was already opening the door to leave so didn't concern me. It was only a 1 bedroom apt so he was in the bedroom the whole time. Do NOT waste your time!

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**Rudiger** · 03-16-20 14:45

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Absolute waste of time. Claims to be GFE over the phone, payed for hh she was rushing me the whole time, only gave me a 5 sec CBJ, terrible attitude was bitching the whole time and would not do any position except doggy.

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Ah, the short-time BJ. It's a classic scam. Couple of licks, then they call it quits. On the street, it's because they're too 'nervous' and promise to finish later. Pretty much as bad as the outright cash-and-dash rip-off.

**ShokDJ** · 03-16-20 14:00

Absolute waste of time. Claims to be GFE over the phone, payed for hh she was rushing me the whole time, only gave me a 5 sec CBJ, terrible attitude was bitching the whole time and would not do any position except doggy.

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**LuvLargeCheeks** · 03-07-20 11:53

Just not for me. Super clockwatcher. Kicks you out the door 10 minutes into a qv when you're not even finished and will argue also. Standard white girl in her twenties but definitely one of the worst experiences I've had from a USASG classifieds provider. Would not repeat. My opinion based on my experience.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-04-20 22:41

Originally Posted by ABubbaHere [View Original Post]

Last night I texted Amber, she was sweet as can be on text and on the phone too. She seemed great. She arrived at my room in a skimpy dress and looked cute. I paid the deed. 8 for an hour of fun (unlimited pops she said). We made small talk as we got undressed and she has a cute spinner like body, eraser nips attached to A cups and full roast beef pussy lips, just how I like them, well I also like them.

A bit coherent. She was a bit out of it. She gave me a half assed BJ, so crappy I couldn't stay hard, I did some FIV but it was dry as the desert! She put the condom and tried to talk dirty to get me hard but it wasn't working so I put on a porno. I wanted to do CFS with her but she was just boring and no fun at all.

I had her finish me with a BBBJ and then she was like "I can't wait for round 2" and I told her to get dressed and leave.

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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I moved out west 10 years ago (back in town for a visit), she is the only escort I remember from back then, that is still in action now. Even back then, she had a below average reputation. So much so, that I never made an appointment with her. Looks like nothing's changed in that department.

Thanks for sharing.

**Grain 56** · 03-04-20 16:38

She's definitely a YMMV provider. There are numerous reviews of her scattered throughout the forum over the years. I'd say it's about 50/50 good to bad BUT that ratio also covers when she used to be a much better provider, so most of her recent reviews are ehhh. The most common positive is she will let you do anything to any part of her body without hesitation and she can take a pounding. The negatives are just what you experienced. If she is candied up, you don't get the best of show no matter what. I also noticed that you said you paid .8 for an hour. You must be a hell of a negotiator because she usually asks for $.8 to $$ for an hour. Maybe she was needing cash in a bad way and took your offer and wasn't in to it. There's lots more to try out there!

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by ABubbaHere [View Original Post]

Last night I texted Amber, she was sweet as can be on text and on the phone too. She seemed great. She arrived at my room in a skimpy dress and looked cute. I paid the deed. 8 for an hour of fun (unlimited pops she said). We made small talk as we got undressed and she has a cute spinner like body, eraser nips attached to A cups and full roast beef pussy lips, just how I like them, well I also like them.

A bit coherent. She was a bit out of it. She gave me a half assed BJ, so crappy I couldn't stay hard, I did some FIV but it was dry as the desert! She put the condom and tried to talk dirty to get me hard but it wasn't working so I put on a porno. I wanted to do CFS with her but she was just boring and no fun at all.

I had her finish me with a BBBJ and then she was like "I can't wait for round 2" and I told her to get dressed and leave.

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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**JayJayTwo** · 03-04-20 16:20

Originally Posted by ABubbaHere [View Original Post]

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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That's hilarious, "sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick"!

**A Bubba Here** · 03-04-20 07:44

Last night I texted Amber, she was sweet as can be on text and on the phone too. She seemed great. She arrived at my room in a skimpy dress and looked cute. I paid the deed. 8 for an hour of fun (unlimited pops she said). We made small talk as we got undressed and she has a cute spinner like body, eraser nips attached to A cups and full roast beef pussy lips, just how I like them, well I also like them.

A bit coherent. She was a bit out of it. She gave me a half assed BJ, so crappy I couldn't stay hard, I did some FIV but it was dry as the desert! She put the condom and tried to talk dirty to get me hard but it wasn't working so I put on a porno. I wanted to do CFS with her but she was just boring and no fun at all.

I had her finish me with a BBBJ and then she was like "I can't wait for round 2" and I told her to get dressed and leave.

Top ten worst escort experience ever. She was so bad. She sucked dick like a wife forced to suck dick. So lame.

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**ShokDJ** · 03-04-20 00:33

Originally Posted by Warpfactor69 [View Original Post]

So, what were the bad parts of the session?

I kid, I kid.

No GFE = no fun.

Sorry you had a shitty time, thanks for sharing your experience.

Honestly I would've gave her a good review if she at least let me stay for the hh I payed for instead of kicking me out 10 minutes in.

**ShokDJ** · 03-04-20 00:32

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Attractive Latina MILF but a absolute ripoff. Starting off she has wayyy to many rules just to list a few no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done and dont even get me started on how big of a germaphobe she was made me wash my hand as soon as I got in and even wipe my dick down with hand sanitizer. Highly don't recommend.
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**WarpFactor69** · 03-03-20 23:42

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

...no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done...

So, what were the bad parts of the session?

I kid, I kid.

No GFE = no fun.

Sorry you had a shitty time, thanks for sharing your experience.

**ShokDJ** · 03-03-20 22:49

Attractive Latina MILF but a absolute ripoff. Starting off she has wayyy to many rules just to list a few no fiv, no daty, no GFE, no BJ, and she can't take a dick for her life (I'm only average size). She was rushing me throughout the whole session, I payed for hh and it was 10 minutes in when she was telling me my time was done and don’t even get me started on how big of a germaphobe she was made me wash my hand as soon as I got in and even wipe my dick down with hand sanitizer. Highly don't recommend.
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**JJFresh** · 03-03-20 21:35

Took a chance on this one, and what a waste of time!

First of all she has GPS disease really bad, but I managed to get her down to a reasonable 100 hh. So I get to her place and she opened the door and the girl looked nothing like the girl in the ad. She had long hair and was skinny, but in a heavy candy kind of way and she started to renegotiate what we already agreed to, tried to upsell and started to rush me! All within the first 10 min! Smh. Seemed she was on something, she was super anxious, bad vibes.

Needless to say I left.

I remember reading bad reviews of her before, but with EA, that gets deleted. AVOID!

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**JJFresh** · 03-03-20 21:18

So I saw something new so figured I'd TOFTT. Sent a few texts that took forever, but eventually got to her place.

1st red flag: was she kept asking me what car I was driving and told me to let her know when I got there so she can tell me where to park. (never do that).

2nd red flag: she took forever to give me the room number, kept asking me to send her a pic. (never do that).

3rd red flag: she was demanding that I give her the money up front. (never do that).

Oh just in case you're wondering, yes it was the girl, but she was high as a kite and had track marks all over, looking rough. She goes to the bathroom to "freshen up" and just as I was about to get comfortable, there was a knock on the door and some guy saying "open this up" repeatedly. My guess is she was texting him. She comes out of the bathroom as I'm pulling up my pants and goes straight for the door and sure enough her "man" is at the door, saying I need to give her money. I looked straight at him and said "FUCK NO!" and rushed passed him and left.

Fortunately nothing crazy happened. AVOID THIS ONE!!
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**AmBak** · 03-03-20 16:20

Absolute waste of time. I texted her in the morning to set up an appointment for the 2 in the afternoon. So around 1:30 I texted her asking her for the location of the place and she didn't respond till 2:30, half hour after the set appointment. After she finally sent her her location I drove 30 minutes to get to her place just to end up getting flaked on.