Massage Parlor Reports

[Filippino1]

I believe its the same woman I have been. She said her name is lily and she is the 70 pound small structured woman who is also good looking. If its the same, I think she learned her lessons as I did not experience any scary tricks from her. Just to let you know there is a little more than standard if you want to play and pay.

How do you get more than just the standard?

[SaintChuck]

A little time on my hands yesterday afternoon, and I was in the area, so I tried Ad. Place was empty of customers. I got a cute little Chinese woman, I think she said her name was Jay See, or something like that. Asked to use the washroom, so she walks me back through the kitchen area where another, taller and older woman was cooking some veg. Problem was, she was using the garbage can in the washroom to dump the veg trimmings. Massage was just average. Jay See never asked the standard You Been Here Before question, but I gave enough signs for her to realize I was an experienced spa goer. So on the flip, she had no problem getting right to work, and was nice and friendly about it. I had to wonder if I'd gotten St. Chuck's crazy school teacher, because she did seem pretty playful. But there was no paddy cake play, and no gooey grizzly bear attack. Maybe she learned her lesson about freaked out customers not tipping well or coming back for more.

Overall, I thought the place has a bit of a run down look and feel to it. So I don't think I'll be going out of my way to go back.

I was at AD today and before I went to the room I really needed to use the bathroom. This was the first time I have ever used their bathroom and it was a little weird. I walk up to the toilet and I am standing there taking a leak and I look over to my left and on the wall about chest height is a shower head with a long hose, like the ones they use for a table shower. I start looking at the floor and it is completely flat with no drains and there is no table anywhere. It was really strange because the way the bathroom is, I have no idea how they would have ever given anyone a table shower. There was nowhere for the water to go. It was just really strange. SaintChuck.

[ArielDude28]

A little time on my hands yesterday afternoon, and I was in the area, so I tried Ad. Place was empty of customers. I got a cute little Chinese woman, I think she said her name was Jay See, or something like that. Asked to use the washroom, so she walks me back through the kitchen area where another, taller and older woman was cooking some veg. Problem was, she was using the garbage can in the washroom to dump the veg trimmings. Massage was just average. Jay See never asked the standard You Been Here Before question, but I gave enough signs for her to realize I was an experienced spa goer. So on the flip, she had no problem getting right to work, and was nice and friendly about it. I had to wonder if I'd gotten St. Chuck's crazy school teacher, because she did seem pretty playful. But there was no paddy cake play, and no gooey grizzly bear attack. Maybe she learned her lesson about freaked out customers not tipping well or coming back for more.

Overall, I thought the place has a bit of a run down look and feel to it. So I don't think I'll be going out of my way to go back.

I believe its the same woman I have been. She said her name is lily and she is the 70 pound small structured woman who is also good looking. If its the same, I think she learned her lessons as I did not experience any scary tricks from her. Just to let you know there is a little more than standard if you want to play and pay.

[SaintChuck]

You have Lucy turn up the AC so those nips bust right thru her shirt, LOL.

I have no clue what you are talking about. I just like it cold in the room when I am in there with her. LOL. SaintChuck.

[DMichaels69]

You have Lucy turn up the AC so those nips bust right thru her shirt, LOL.

I know what you are saying about being a little run down, the place is older and could use some updates but it is always clean and I have never gotten a dirty towel there. They also go out of their way to make you happy, the manager knows that I am a freak about the AC so when I get there she turns on the AC in the room so it is nice and cold. AD Spa use to be a chiropractor's office. Most of the AMP's use to be some sort of medical or dental office before they were AMP's, so they need very little work to be converted into an AMP. If you want to talk about run down, Golden Ratio in St. Charles was one of the most rundown AMP's that I have ever set foot in, the carpet was older than my mother and so was the paint job. On the other end of the spectrum you have the place in Gilberts which is a new build out and one of the nicest places I have ever seen. It all depends on what the owners want to spend. If I get good service and the place is kept clean, then I don't care if they got the furniture at a garage sale. SaintChuck.

[CakeLover13]

I understand what you are saying. There are UTR places and foot places that you can get extras. I am talking about the AMP's that are most frequently discussed and reported on here. If an AMP has 5 pages of reports here, they have ad's on CL, BP or both. If you really want to find one of the AMP's being reported about, you don't need a Mensa card. If I put out a report that 123 Spa was giving free BJ's, I bet that every Monger would find the place and not have to post asking for directions and the phone number. SaintChuck.

Chuck, I couldn't agree more with you, all you need is common sense and spend a little time researching, here and elsewhere. I've been mongering for years, everywhere, up until recently, just can't justify the expense of the low cash flow at this time. Keep up the great work. Your posts, are fantastic.

[SaintChuck]

A little time on my hands yesterday afternoon, and I was in the area, so I tried Ad. Place was empty of customers. I got a cute little Chinese woman, I think she said her name was Jay See, or something like that. Asked to use the washroom, so she walks me back through the kitchen area where another, taller and older woman was cooking some veg. Problem was, she was using the garbage can in the washroom to dump the veg trimmings. Massage was just average. Jay See never asked the standard You Been Here Before question, but I gave enough signs for her to realize I was an experienced spa goer. So on the flip, she had no problem getting right to work, and was nice and friendly about it. I had to wonder if I'd gotten St. Chuck's crazy school teacher, because she did seem pretty playful. But there was no paddy cake play, and no gooey grizzly bear attack. Maybe she learned her lesson about freaked out customers not tipping well or coming back for more.

Overall, I thought the place has a bit of a run down look and feel to it. So I don't think I'll be going out of my way to go back.

I know what you are saying about being a little run down, the place is older and could use some updates but it is always clean and I have never gotten a dirty towel there. They also go out of their way to make you happy, the manager knows that I am a freak about the AC so when I get there she turns on the AC in the room so it is nice and cold. AD Spa use to be a chiropractor's office. Most of the AMP's use to be some sort of medical or dental office before they were AMP's, so they need very little work to be converted into an AMP. If you want to talk about run down, Golden Ratio in St. Charles was one of the most rundown AMP's that I have ever set foot in, the carpet was older than my mother and so was the paint job. On the other end of the spectrum you have the place in Gilberts which is a new build out and one of the nicest places I have ever seen. It all depends on what the owners want to spend. If I get good service and the place is kept clean, then I don't care if they got the furniture at a garage sale. SaintChuck.

[Sam Spade]

A little time on my hands yesterday afternoon, and I was in the area, so I tried Ad. Place was empty of customers. I got a cute little Chinese woman, I think she said her name was Jay See, or something like that. Asked to use the washroom, so she walks me back through the kitchen area where another, taller and older woman was cooking some veg. Problem was, she was using the garbage can in the washroom to dump the veg trimmings. Massage was just average. Jay See never asked the standard You Been Here Before question, but I gave enough signs for her to realize I was an experienced spa goer. So on the flip, she had no problem getting right to work, and was nice and friendly about it. I had to wonder if I'd gotten St. Chuck's crazy school teacher, because she did seem pretty playful. But there was no paddy cake play, and no gooey grizzly bear attack. Maybe she learned her lesson about freaked out customers not tipping well or coming back for more.

Overall, I thought the place has a bit of a run down look and feel to it. So I don't think I'll be going out of my way to go back.

[SaintChuck]

Ah, I know what you saying. I am glad, I didn't ask for 'Greek' or she would have throw me out the door.

You could have walked in there and told the 2 younger ones that you wanted to give them a Hot Carl and a Filthy Sanchez, and they would have just smiled at you because they don't speak English. The older MILF, you could have told her that you wanted a Rusty Trombone and it wouldn't matter because she understands English fairly well, but she wouldn't have a clue about any slang sexual terms. One time when I was there I wanted to see if the girl who was working could speak any English, so during the session I said some off the wall stuff to her and she would just smile at me because she had no clue what I was saying. SaintChuck.

[Indian Chief]

Ah, I know what you saying. I am glad, I didn't ask for 'Greek' or she would have throw me out the door.

That is hilarious. She is referred to as "the greek" and I would not think any of the ladies there would know what means so its useless asking for the geek or the greek, kinda like asking for " the school teacher". The funny things you hear when your in a session, geek. LOL.

[DMichaels69]

That is hilarious. She is referred to as "the greek" and I would not think any of the ladies there would know what means so its useless asking for the geek or the greek, kinda like asking for " the school teacher". The funny things you hear when your in a session, geek. LOL.

Thanks to Kellster and Kda Kodiak.

Well, had chance to visit AD. Lucy, Sophia and Lily were available. Lily seems to be youngest of all. Went with, tried and tested, Lucy. Paid for hour. Had a great time with her.

Only intreption was a monger came in and wanted to see Lucy, but then I guess he went with other.

They were kind of confused when asked about Geek, unless you guys called Sophia, a geek.

All in all, will go back and see other two as time & $ work together.

Peace,

IC.

[Indian Chief]

Thanks to Kellster and Kda Kodiak.

Well, had chance to visit AD. Lucy, Sophia and Lily were available. Lily seems to be youngest of all. Went with, tried and tested, Lucy. Paid for hour. Had a great time with her.

Only intreption was a monger came in and wanted to see Lucy, but then I guess he went with other.

They were kind of confused when asked about Geek, unless you guys called Sophia, a geek.

All in all, will go back and see other two as time & $ work together.

Peace,

IC.

[Kellster]

I understand what you are saying and I am sure that Uncle LEO is well aware of what goes on in their local AMP's. Hell, I've been going to this place since June of last year and I am sure that they have figured out what goes on there. Yes, I like to help people and share information. I even put a report here when I found a real GEM, the young girl with the great body who liked to put on a great performance and make sure you left very happy. I could have been a tool and kept the info to myself, but I didn't and a lot of Mongers got to go see her and have a good time. I could have even been a real tool and reported that I had finally found my ATF and then not even given the name of the Spa. Kellster, you know that I have no problem sharing because I tried to give you as much info as I had about a certain provider. What I was saying wasn't 100% aimed at the guy who asked where AD is, it was kind of a blanket statement. You see it all the time, for example a guy will ask for the address of the well known places that offer FS in Mount Prospect and that is a bit comical because those places flood BP with ad's everyday. I was just simply trying to state that if 123 Spa was offering free BJ's and it got posted here, you can bet that a lot of these guys would spend 5 minutes looking at the ad's on CL and BP instead of asking here for the address and phone number. SaintChuck.

No worries Saint Chuck. My post wasn't aimed at you. I appreciate your posts. They're helpful and your stories are classic. I wasn't sure if some mongers were upset with me that I gave a link to the spa. I didn't think they were. My take was they were on the poster for not making much of an effort. I mean it took me literally 10 seconds to find it and I've never been there. I figured it was no big deal with the reasons I stated earlier. I figured since he's a senior he probably helped others in the past so was just trying to return the favor.

[SaintChuck]

I gave the member who requested it a pass because he was a senior member. This forum is ultimately about helping people. Sometimes people help me and sometimes I can return the favor and help them. All I did was google it so I'm not sure how helpful I was haha! The spa has been talked about a lot so any le interest- well I'm sure they already know about the local AMP's. The fact that I shared a link on one of AD's advertisements on here isn't breaking news to them.

I understand what you are saying and I am sure that Uncle LEO is well aware of what goes on in their local AMP's. Hell, I've been going to this place since June of last year and I am sure that they have figured out what goes on there. Yes, I like to help people and share information. I even put a report here when I found a real GEM, the young girl with the great body who liked to put on a great performance and make sure you left very happy. I could have been a tool and kept the info to myself, but I didn't and a lot of Mongers got to go see her and have a good time. I could have even been a real tool and reported that I had finally found my ATF and then not even given the name of the Spa. Kellster, you know that I have no problem sharing because I tried to give you as much info as I had about a certain provider. What I was saying wasn't 100% aimed at the guy who asked where AD is, it was kind of a blanket statement. You see it all the time, for example a guy will ask for the address of the well known places that offer FS in Mount Prospect and that is a bit comical because those places flood BP with ad's everyday. I was just simply trying to state that if 123 Spa was offering free BJ's and it got posted here, you can bet that a lot of these guys would spend 5 minutes looking at the ad's on CL and BP instead of asking here for the address and phone number. SaintChuck.

[Kellster]

I understand what you are saying. There are UTR places and foot places that you can get extras. I am talking about the AMP's that are most frequently discussed and reported on here. If an AMP has 5 pages of reports here, they have ad's on CL, BP or both. If you really want to find one of the AMP's being reported about, you don't need a Mensa card. If I put out a report that 123 Spa was giving free BJ's, I bet that every Monger would find the place and not have to post asking for directions and the phone number. SaintChuck.

I gave the member who requested it a pass because he was a senior member. This forum is ultimately about helping people. Sometimes people help me and sometimes I can return the favor and help them. All I did was google it so I'm not sure how helpful I was haha! The spa has been talked about a lot so any le interest- well I'm sure they already know about the local AMP's. The fact that I shared a link on one of AD's advertisements on here isn't breaking news to them.