Massage Parlor Reports

[Hokusai]

Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka...

As already noted, you won't find any Japanese girl working in an AMP these days. However, there are a couple of J-girls that fit the bill working in-call, but you'll have to pay premium for the service.

[Baby Penn]

I got a HE from a cute Thai chick from the Fountain location...BUT, and here is the BIG BUT; that girl was a Debbie-Downer. Very quiet, not at all sensual with the hj. Wouldn’t let me touch her and looked disgusted when she was doing the deed. Very bad experience and will not repeat with her. Finished off and left 40.

On the other hand, a couple of days after, same location I got a BBBJ and HE from a much older lady. Not a looker by any means but has great tits for her age.

[BuddhaHead]

Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?

You'll be lucky if you can find any Japanese at an AMP, much less a porn star look alike. You can find some Japanese on ********.

[Baby Penn]

Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?

[Jim Delante]

After educating myself and doing some more research I went to Santa Monica BLVD a block from the 7-11. Went to the one I hadn't heard of from a previous review.

MMS greeted me at the door without having to buzz. Must be a busy time of night because she escorted me right to a room. Very clean and comfy.. 5 was the only option, no hour even offered. Honestly would have taken MMS. She was cute!

Girl walked in, said name too softly for me to really get it. Just asked what I wanted and I paid $ for everything. She left, came back. 10 minute light massage. Competent and pleasant. Told me to turn over. Stripped and climbed on. Total GFE. CBJ and everything I could have hoped for.

Honestly, check this place out. I'm not a fan of implants, which she had, but she made up for that by being in shape, nice, passionate, caring and all around very enthusiastic.

This is def a place I'll return in the future when some extra cash is burning a hole in my pocket.

L: 9 for my expectations at an AMP. 7 for real world standards
A: 10
S: 8
E: 1.5
R: 100% - obviously yours may vary, but mine was nice

[Jim Delante]

Never tried this before but gf was out of town and I felt like giving it a shot. Tried a AMP on Lincoln in SM south of SM BLVD because I had heard about someone else having a good GFE type experience there with this spot - should have known better when they listed it as being in Industry and it was in SM (he was an out-of-towner I guess).

Arrived, MMS greeted and was very cordial - much nicer than I expected, actually a little flirtatious which was creepy because she was clearly in her 60s.

.5 for 30 seemed normal. Went into a room -was cold so MMS put on a space heater and told me to get undressed - MMS took my ID and left and I did as I was told, got on the bed face down as I understood I should. No shower. MMS came back for a second to give me my ID back - slapped me on the butt on the way out - very odd.

'Girl' (can't remember name and she clearly wasn't a girl... but yes she was female - that was verified) walks in. Instant disappointment that she wasn't attractive at all. mid-late 30's carrying more than a few extra lbs. Spent first 15 min wondering if I should let this continue or ask to leave early. Gave OK massage, no oil or anything, just dry but decent at what she was doing. Used feet/walked on my back and sorry to say, she wasn't light - luckily I'm pretty strong and she didn't cause any permanent damage.

At first was very respectful with keeping the towel on my backside, then started exposing me more and touching more/flirting.

After 20 min, flipped me over. About 1 minute of half assed chest rub/massage then focused attention below, light touching to HJ. I made the game-time decision to let it keep going, just kept my eyes closed. Went to BBBJ and I gotta say, it was excellent. Nothing near GFE even remotely came into the mix, but she did the job. I let it end quickly and efficiently with CiM. She walked out (actually laughing) cleaned up and came back and cleaned me up.

I tried giving her 2 20s after the fact as a tip and she said "one more" - so all in deal was $

L - 4 (being generous)
A - 6 Nice
S - 7
E - $ all in
R - If looks aren't that important to you and you're not looking for GFE you'll love this spot. If either of those things matter - well it's not for you. I won't be going back.

[Funboy2007]

Called an ad from BP, directed me downtown, south of Staples. Typcial setup,. 5 for entry. Small place, no shower. Got an older k, too old for my taste, but she gave BBBJ and really nice massage and did try hard. Gave her $ for the effort, but will not return.

[Dexter88]

Last week, went to the one a block from the 7-11 on Santa Monica, parked in back, rang buzzer and MMS met me. As I was walked to the room, passed by a room with a tight-looking Asian in a leopard skin dress (didn't see her face). As I paid MMS the. 5 I asked for her but she said, "with a customer. " Got Annie, tall (for a Korean), D-cup, mid-20s, OK face and a few extra pounds on her. She was wearing a clubbing outfit, not dressed for a regular massage. She gave me a crappy back rub for a couple of minutes, while I rubbed my hands up and down her legs. She leans over and asked what I wanted, said "everything" and leaves the room for a minute. Came back and got as close to a GFE as I've had in quite a while. Left happy for $.

[Baby Penn]

I have to agree with Dripper...

Made my way to West Hollywood, down Santa Monica Blvd and was on the lookout for a parlor above 7-11. Found the place and parked in the neighborhood. Walked up the stairs and was greeted by Sarah. Chinese about 30+. Not bad looking but not great either.

Asked me if I’ve been here before, lied and said, “A long time ago.” I don’t think she believed me, but kept it cool. I told her to keep the towel off, but she didn’t obliged. Lame massage. On the flip, I made a point to exposed the boys and she gets the message and lift up her dress. Panties off but wouldn’t let me put in the digits. Started with an oily hj and I motioned for a bj. This lead to a weak attempt at bbbj ( I wanted to cim) but she didn’t partake, finished off with a mechanical hj. I won’t be back so I only tipped $40.

Wished it was a Thai joint. At least if I don’t get a HE I know that the massage will be good.

p.s. I’m still on the hunt for a HE or possibly FS Thai joint in LA. PM me if you can help.

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BP

I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.

[Dling]

Just a listing of a couple of places which have suggestive ads on CL/backpage but DON'T deliver (as in only massage):

Got a Thai massage recently from a 60+ year old woman here:

1925 W. Temple St. #208 (213) 989-1671

The massage was quite good so I am not unhappy at all.

I think the same folks run these too:

13205 Ventura Blvd. (818) 788-4979

11390 Ventura Blvd. #6 (818)506-4927

I had written a review earlier for this. Just consolidating all the unhappy endings in one place:

Ploy Siam (great massage by pretty girl)

2525 8th St

213-769-3930

Just letting people know that quite a few legit MPs try to catch us mongers.

Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.

The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.

As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:

The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.

The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.

The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.

[Lord Steyne]

I've had MP girls over to my apartment without problems. It's no different from any other outcall really, except you already know what to expect in terms of service. As for the landlord, it's none of his/her business. There's no law against inviting guests to your apartment.

[Member #4870]

Was out in downtown area last night. (l. A. Live area)

There are so many AMP's in downtown area. (it's not even funny)

Am looking for a good downtown spot, any references out there fellas?

[AizenMyoo]

I guess you have to get lucky at this place. I've been there twice and got nothing more than a HJ. It is probably the only AMP I've ever been to that I did not get FS.

I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.

[Lord Steyne]

Well fellas I was tired of the ATF, as lovely and accomodating as she is, so I went to an AMP here in Hollywood today. All I'll say is it's on SM Blvd; that only narrows it down to 5 or 6. Tipped the MMS up front and picked the girl I wanted between the two that paraded by the door. Once the girl is in the room, if you're friendly, not too pushy but clear about what you want and what you'll pay, and not a friggin' cheapskate, you'll either get it or she'll say no. At that point you just walk away. Get you money back from the MMS and go on the next place. This at least has been my experience, and I've been to several of these places.

The girl was pretty, probably late 20's. Nice smile, nice eyes, friendly. Got BBBJ but no CIM. Overpaid but that builds goodwill for the next time is my theory. Plus WTF it's only money, I'm almost 53 and the lust is petering out (pun intended). Can't imagine I have that many more years left to monger.

Senior Members can pm me for more details if you like.

[Rohan Cid]

Some time back, a girl at a massage parlor I went to (I won't say who or where) gave me her phone number and mentioned that she works nights during the week. I am trying to figure out whether or not to take her up on it and invite her to my apartment and if I do so, how to keep from getting in trouble with my landlord. I would appreciate any suggestions.