Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjcars]

Good afternoon guys, I'm visiting LA tomorrow (Monday) for 4 days and want to locate a nice younger Asian for a massage and good HE each night. I've been reading why'all's forum and this is truly the land that floweth with milk and honey! Damn! My problem is, I don't know the different parts of town as this is my first visit. I'll be at a nice place out by UCLA. Anyone offer up suggestions for an AMP or an independent Asian provider who might work that area? I'd be very thankful! And I'll be limited with no vehicle. If I had a rental I'd be driving to see the one dime in Glendale that gets lots of reviews in one of these forums.

You guys are living the dream out there based on all these reviews! And I don't know what to think about the Baldy Cruiser guy. Damn! Guy is on fire! Life time achievement award or something, comes to mind.

[Pcpc1688]

Hey fellow mongers,

Drive by this place daily when going over to Glendale. Was intrigued and earlier today after coming back from Glendale decided to drive in the back (there is a parking lot there)

Saw a $ 25 hr massage and figured what the hell might as well get a massage, figuring at least to get a decent massage in the process.

Walked in (from the parking lot in back) and was greeted by Selena. 20 something Chinese spinner with glasses. Asked her about the $25 massage and was handed a menu (WTF?) with different options. At this time I was in the front part of the place and there were a few women laying down in chaises and getting foot massages.

After looking at the menu got the 1 hour (half body, half feet) She took to a private room towards the back and asked me to undress. When she came back asked me to lay down and put a towel over me.

Did the back & legs and after about 1/2 hour asked me to get dress and come to the chaise in the front where she proceeded to give another 1/2 hour of mostly foot massage.

Finished and was giving a water bottle by the Papa (who sits in the front area)

Damage $50 (40 + 10 tip)

Place is 100% legit. Massage was good.

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...eles-ca-14249#

Mondo

If you are doing this route, better to get the 80 mins at 327 or Happy Massagi on Valley for $30 and I leave a $15 tip. Legit and always good.

PC out

[Kajispam]

Generally any shop that charges 25 are legit. I've heard stories of extras but usually slim to nil. If you got a decent massage out of it. You got what you paid for.

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers,

Drive by this place daily when going over to Glendale. Was intrigued and earlier today after coming back from Glendale decided to drive in the back (there is a parking lot there)

Saw a $ 25 hr massage and figured what the hell might as well get a massage, figuring at least to get a decent massage in the process.

Walked in (from the parking lot in back) and was greeted by Selena. 20 something Chinese spinner with glasses. Asked her about the $25 massage and was handed a menu (WTF?) with different options. At this time I was in the front part of the place and there were a few women laying down in chaises and getting foot massages.

After looking at the menu got the 1 hour (half body, half feet) She took to a private room towards the back and asked me to undress. When she came back asked me to lay down and put a towel over me.

Did the back & legs and after about 1/2 hour asked me to get dress and come to the chaise in the front where she proceeded to give another 1/2 hour of mostly foot massage.

Finished and was giving a water bottle by the Papa (who sits in the front area)

Damage $50 (40 + 10 tip)

Place is 100% legit. Massage was good.

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...eles-ca-14249#

Mondo

[Trickin]

Sounds pricey.

Visited the AMP in a strip mall on Firestone in Downey last night. It was my first visit, recommended by a good friend. Despite my attempt to offer a credible story to Mama about having been there a long time ago, she evidently sniffed out a first-timer and transmitted that info to her staff. I asked for C. By name, based on my friend's advice, and in came a slim, attractive K-girl in her late thirties, natural B's, a thong, skimpy pull-over dress, and a gigantic old-fashioned granny bra that's padded and covers half her upper torso. Yikes! Haven't seen anything like that in a long time. Can you say "Victoria's Secret"? Or even "Target lingerie department"? Got a grilling from her in very broken English about when I'd been there before and with whom. Her English was so limited, I really have no idea what she was asking or whether she understood a word I said. I was hoping that what my story lacked in detail and credibility, I could make up for in smiles, compliments, and personality, but apparently I had only limited success.

She continued with the lame massage, tickling the package rather than actually doing anything intended to bring matters to a conclusion, and it began to look like I'd be lucky to get even a HE. Slowly, though, the ice began to melt and her shell of reserve began to crumble. Some kissing, which lead to some DFK, a few more compliments, accompanied by thorough exploration of her nether-regions, and eventually, the granny bra and thong were removed, and Junior was engulfed by her mouth. From then on, I was in the clear and it was as nice as one could realistically expect when performing on a rickety massage table while trying to keep the lady from sliding off onto the floor. .70 for 45 minutes plus $ tip. Hoping for more proactive (trans: "sluttish") attitude from the providers there on my next visit.

[Matiz]

Visited the AMP in a strip mall on Firestone in Downey last night. It was my first visit, recommended by a good friend. Despite my attempt to offer a credible story to Mama about having been there a long time ago, she evidently sniffed out a first-timer and transmitted that info to her staff. I asked for C. By name, based on my friend's advice, and in came a slim, attractive K-girl in her late thirties, natural B's, a thong, skimpy pull-over dress, and a gigantic old-fashioned granny bra that's padded and covers half her upper torso. Yikes! Haven't seen anything like that in a long time. Can you say "Victoria's Secret"? Or even "Target lingerie department"? Got a grilling from her in very broken English about when I'd been there before and with whom. Her English was so limited, I really have no idea what she was asking or whether she understood a word I said. I was hoping that what my story lacked in detail and credibility, I could make up for in smiles, compliments, and personality, but apparently I had only limited success.

She continued with the lame massage, tickling the package rather than actually doing anything intended to bring matters to a conclusion, and it began to look like I'd be lucky to get even a HE. Slowly, though, the ice began to melt and her shell of reserve began to crumble. Some kissing, which lead to some DFK, a few more compliments, accompanied by thorough exploration of her nether-regions, and eventually, the granny bra and thong were removed, and Junior was engulfed by her mouth. From then on, I was in the clear and it was as nice as one could realistically expect when performing on a rickety massage table while trying to keep the lady from sliding off onto the floor. .70 for 45 minutes plus $ tip. Hoping for more proactive (trans: "sluttish") attitude from the providers there on my next visit.

[Oswalt]

Dripper was nice enough to give me info on the location, turns out I've been there before but thought the place had closed. So what the hell, go back last night, still had my card that showed I had been there before. Got Angie, little spinner. Puts a towel on me, I take it off, she puts it back. Then starts with have you been here before. Yeah been awhile, gave the card when I walked in. Half assed rub, turn over and she is small enough to climb on the table with me. Rubbing my legs, her ass to my side so I lift up the lab coat and start playing with her ass. Pull the g-string to the side and play with her pussy, get some light moaning. She really hasn't touched my dick yet. Hops off the table and says she will be right back. OK I assume she is getting the supplies. After a few minutes she comes in with her hand extended saying I need to pay more money for entry. WTF? Are you kidding me? Tells me again, pay more. I get up and start putting my clothes on, she goes out and starts talking to someone, comes back in and says don't worry, you stay, etc etc. Yeah right, I'm dressed by now and I'm sure the service will be great at this point, right? So I'm storming out of the room and mamasan comes by and says, she no good? Yeah, Angie no good, and I will tell others. Needless to say I flung my card across the room and crossed another place off the list. Morale of the story, don't put up with bad service.

I earlier reported on the proliferation of AMPs on SM Blvd. From the 405 to Bundy.

I visited a new place for me on that corridor. Advertises on BP regularly. This one was on the boulevard closest to the 405. Typical set up with shower and multiple rooms, full doors on the rooms, and no insulation sound wise between the rooms. I think that there was a client in the room next to mine, but he was quiet as a mouse. Standard pricing for house fee and FS tip.

Waited for a bit in the room after getting undressed, and in walks a not too badly preserved Asian lady, with a bit too much make up. Maybe early 40's and a reasonable rack. Wearing a slinky dress, which is a good sign, cheap perfume which is a big minus. Lame massage, asked for everything, and she wanted to be paid up front. Don't like going through my wallet with a boner. Anyway, brief CBJ and then mish to completion. So, a good option for quick and apparently reliable FS, but overall not memorable.

[Dripper]

I earlier reported on the proliferation of AMPs on SM Blvd. From the 405 to Bundy.

I visited a new place for me on that corridor. Advertises on BP regularly. This one was on the boulevard closest to the 405. Typical set up with shower and multiple rooms, full doors on the rooms, and no insulation sound wise between the rooms. I think that there was a client in the room next to mine, but he was quiet as a mouse. Standard pricing for house fee and FS tip.

Waited for a bit in the room after getting undressed, and in walks a not too badly preserved Asian lady, with a bit too much make up. Maybe early 40's and a reasonable rack. Wearing a slinky dress, which is a good sign, cheap perfume which is a big minus. Lame massage, asked for everything, and she wanted to be paid up front. Don't like going through my wallet with a boner. Anyway, brief CBJ and then mish to completion. So, a good option for quick and apparently reliable FS, but overall not memorable.

[Kajispam]

Smells like the bait for a LEO op. Posting a tempting photo like that is asking for trouble.

Hey fellow mongers,

Classic photo for us monger that enjoy our massage life here in the SOCAL massage wonderland. Was going thru the body rubs section on BP and saw this ad with the below photo. Thought it was pretty hilarious and a spot in time I know most of us have been in lots of times anticipating the HE to come LOL.

Check out the bottom pix on the link and please the guilty party come forward and confess. LOL.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ay-28/30959656

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers,

Classic photo for us monger that enjoy our massage life here in the SOCAL massage wonderland. Was going thru the body rubs section on BP and saw this ad with the below photo. Thought it was pretty hilarious and a spot in time I know most of us have been in lots of times anticipating the HE to come LOL.

Check out the bottom pix on the link and please the guilty party come forward and confess. LOL.

Mondo.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ay-28/30959656

[Dirty Old Guy]

Tripp,

Rather than waste a third trip and, maybe, not leave happy again, just ask your fellow officers in the locker room. Hell, they know ALL the good spots. Be sure to bring in a box of donuts for the guys. They'll be glad to help ya.

Dirty.

Come to think of it, I did walk in eating a donut. I doubt that's what she thought, though. I was pretty hands-on whenever she was within reach and she seemed more than ok with it. Really wanted to like this place. Can't beat the price. Hopefully third time is the charm with Sherry. Or else, three strikes and you're gone as we say down at the station.

[Tripp]

Tripp,

Next time leave your badge and gun in the car before you go in. You might have better results that way. .

Dirty

Come to think of it, I did walk in eating a donut. I doubt that's what she thought, though. I was pretty hands-on whenever she was within reach and she seemed more than ok with it. Really wanted to like this place. Can't beat the price. Hopefully third time is the charm with Sherry. Or else, three strikes and you're gone as we say down at the station.

[Member #5725]

However, I found that receiving a good hard massage right after climaxing was poorly timed. At least for me. Plus I realized I wasn't likely to get turned on again with her raspiness, so missing the anticipation of a HE to the massage, I wasn't happy. But of course the massage was excellent. I was surprised that she didn't take the initiative to try and get the sleeping soldier up and into a rowdy mood again, and discussing it with her would have required listening to her talk. So I learned a lesson. Don't shoot my damn shot in the table shower!

Camel,

Thanks for the thorough account of that spot.

Funny- ill take the "happy beginning" any day. In fact, that's one of the main reasons I repeat a provider.

-50

[Mondo72]

Went back to the same place I had been before last week (see post below) trying to see the provider on the thicker side since she had been recommended to me.

Walked in and was greeted by a darker that usual Asian (mid twenties) and noticed a cheap ghetto style tattoo in her forearm, she said she's my provider. Noticed L*a sitting close by (she's the provider I had been with last time)

So, asked for her, after both talked (in their native tongue) L comes with me and takes me upstairs to one of the rooms.

Figured since I had been with her last time this time it would be more of a GFE experience. Well when we got inside the room I tried to hug her and kiss her and she evaded this with a quick "I'll be back" which kind of turn me off.

She comes back and starts the same routine as last time and on the flip starts to get close and tease the boys, then asks me if I want a HJ.

I tell her NO and she seemed surprised, goes on to finish massaging around the face and scalp.

She tells me massage is over while touching my nipples and leaves the room.

I get dress and left a tip on the table (10)

Went downstairs and before leaving she asks for tip, told her to go upstairs and get it.

Now I know sometimes working places like this must be a bit*h of a job, however money could also be good so this mechanical stuff with no eroticism doesn't do it for me. Maybe she's too young to understand it now, hopefully she'll learn soon.

Left this place and headed for the RG on ERB but being after 9 pm nobody answer the door. Will try again tomorrow, guess can't have fun all the time LOL.

Mondo

[The Camel]

Been spending some time in ER, so figured I'd check out a couple of spots. Looked up a popular review site, and decided to try a couple establishments that get good ratings. Not inclined to sign up for those sites, so went in blind in that respect (choice of provider). Scheduled an hour at each joint because I've been stressed lately and was hoping to get a decent rub as well.

#1 on Colorado Blvd, called CAK. Pretty bad experience. Provider named Yumi, early 40's, mushy shape. Rushed and impersonal. Gives off that impression that she hates her job. Really just wanted to get out of this place; considered just hopping off the table and jamming out. In the end, got a rushed not-so-happy finish and got out of there leaving a sh*tty tip to send a message. Will not return. Either I got the worst provider at this place, or they've got some shills pumping up their rating at the aforementioned review site. 0.6 for hr. 0.2 tip because I don't plan on returning. Recommend avoiding.

#2 on ER Blvd, called Unforgettable. Went in thinking it would be totally forgettable, but low and behold, this one cuts the mustard. Now, I'm horrible judging the age of Asians, but full disclaimer, the provider here, Anna, is no spring chicken. I'd guess late 40's to early 50's. Keeps herself in decent shape given her age. But her service and demeanor is top notch. Friendly and attentive to detail, gives a decent rub and if you let her know "soft", things then get interesting. Left happy and satisfied. 0.5 for hr. 0.4 tip. If you're not put off by mature age providers, worth a shot. If you require 20-somethings, then pass on this one.

Good to see a current report about CAK. This place breaks me down. Here's why.

First, the Eagle Rock / Glendale line runs right through this squalid little strip mall on Colorado. CAK survives on the ER side because that is MP tolerant Los Angeles. Glendale isn't as friendly to guys seeking extras with their massages. Up until about 3 years ago one of the greatest Korean rub and tugs in SoCal functioned on the Glendale side of the line. Great facility with K-MILFs from late 30's to mid-40's doing fantastic massage with hot HE. Excellent table shower too. After years of successful operations providing wonderful therapy and much happiness, Glendale shut 'them down.

So what happens? CAK opens on the ER side of the line literally 14 yards from the entrance of the shut down Glendale store. The facility is similar and there is a table shower. But overall it is dingier and not as clean. Certainly seems like they purchased all the equipment from the Glendale spot right down to the oversized boxer shorts (oversized even for my fat ass. Not that I have tried 'em on). I also assumed that some of those delightful talented high spirited Glendale providers would naturally be working here, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

The place got some good reviews because of one specific provider who has been gone since around Thanksgiving. Married and living happily back in South Korea. I went there looking for her around the holidays and the mamasan pulled a bait and switch, telling me she was this girl. Mama is more like 50 with a decently preserved boidy, but a voice so annoyingly raspy that I literally couldn't bear to listen to her talk either on the phone or in the room. This woman has got to be smoking a carton a day or else something seriously wrong with her pipes.

So once I'm sprawled naked on the table, she enters to pull the bait and switch. I'm ready to leave but figure if I don't have to listen to her talk that she'll probably deliver a superior massage at least. So I kept quiet and holy shit, turns out that her massage is about as good as it gets. And holy shit, so was her tease and HJ. She had also voluntarily gone topless and damn if she didn't have a decent looking fake rack. I departed in a state of mixed shock and ecstasy. So shocked that I could be so well pleasured by a woman who basically repulsed me!

I went back about a month later. As much fun as I had with her I was interested in seeing what other talent they had. I assumed that the place might be in the same general class with the closed down Glendale spot. But I was out of luck. Another dude walked in just before I did and was hooked up with another provider. I follow him in and damn, the only available provider (she says) is Raspy Mama. Shit! WTH, I'm there and I go for it. It was only great the last time. This time it is not. Partially my fault. I let Raspy Mama coax my jizz during the table shower which I know many guys experience, but it has never happened to me. I let it happen assuming I could go for a round 2 later on at the end of an hour session.

However, I found that receiving a good hard massage right after climaxing was poorly timed. At least for me. Plus I realized I wasn't likely to get turned on again with her raspiness, so missing the anticipation of a HE to the massage, I wasn't happy. But of course the massage was excellent. I was surprised that she didn't take the initiative to try and get the sleeping soldier up and into a rowdy mood again, and discussing it with her would have required listening to her talk. So I learned a lesson. Don't shoot my damn shot in the table shower!

I will go back to this place when I hear about another decent provider working there who isn't Raspy Mama. Until then, seeing the place makes me sad that the Glendale storefront MP is gone and this inferior nearly exact facsimile is operating on the safer side of the city line on the same turf.