Massage Parlor Reports

[The Camel]

Been spending some time in ER, so figured I'd check out a couple of spots. Looked up a popular review site, and decided to try a couple establishments that get good ratings. Not inclined to sign up for those sites, so went in blind in that respect (choice of provider). Scheduled an hour at each joint because I've been stressed lately and was hoping to get a decent rub as well.

#1 on Colorado Blvd, called CAK. Pretty bad experience. Provider named Yumi, early 40's, mushy shape. Rushed and impersonal. Gives off that impression that she hates her job. Really just wanted to get out of this place; considered just hopping off the table and jamming out. In the end, got a rushed not-so-happy finish and got out of there leaving a sh*tty tip to send a message. Will not return. Either I got the worst provider at this place, or they've got some shills pumping up their rating at the aforementioned review site. 0.6 for hr. 0.2 tip because I don't plan on returning. Recommend avoiding.

#2 on ER Blvd, called Unforgettable. Went in thinking it would be totally forgettable, but low and behold, this one cuts the mustard. Now, I'm horrible judging the age of Asians, but full disclaimer, the provider here, Anna, is no spring chicken. I'd guess late 40's to early 50's. Keeps herself in decent shape given her age. But her service and demeanor is top notch. Friendly and attentive to detail, gives a decent rub and if you let her know "soft", things then get interesting. Left happy and satisfied. 0.5 for hr. 0.4 tip. If you're not put off by mature age providers, worth a shot. If you require 20-somethings, then pass on this one.

Good to see a current report about CAK. This place breaks me down. Here's why.

First, the Eagle Rock / Glendale line runs right through this squalid little strip mall on Colorado. CAK survives on the ER side because that is MP tolerant Los Angeles. Glendale isn't as friendly to guys seeking extras with their massages. Up until about 3 years ago one of the greatest Korean rub and tugs in SoCal functioned on the Glendale side of the line. Great facility with K-MILFs from late 30's to mid-40's doing fantastic massage with hot HE. Excellent table shower too. After years of successful operations providing wonderful therapy and much happiness, Glendale shut 'them down.

So what happens? CAK opens on the ER side of the line literally 14 yards from the entrance of the shut down Glendale store. The facility is similar and there is a table shower. But overall it is dingier and not as clean. Certainly seems like they purchased all the equipment from the Glendale spot right down to the oversized boxer shorts (oversized even for my fat ass. Not that I have tried 'em on). I also assumed that some of those delightful talented high spirited Glendale providers would naturally be working here, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

The place got some good reviews because of one specific provider who has been gone since around Thanksgiving. Married and living happily back in South Korea. I went there looking for her around the holidays and the mamasan pulled a bait and switch, telling me she was this girl. Mama is more like 50 with a decently preserved boidy, but a voice so annoyingly raspy that I literally couldn't bear to listen to her talk either on the phone or in the room. This woman has got to be smoking a carton a day or else something seriously wrong with her pipes.

So once I'm sprawled naked on the table, she enters to pull the bait and switch. I'm ready to leave but figure if I don't have to listen to her talk that she'll probably deliver a superior massage at least. So I kept quiet and holy shit, turns out that her massage is about as good as it gets. And holy shit, so was her tease and HJ. She had also voluntarily gone topless and damn if she didn't have a decent looking fake rack. I departed in a state of mixed shock and ecstasy. So shocked that I could be so well pleasured by a woman who basically repulsed me!

I went back about a month later. As much fun as I had with her I was interested in seeing what other talent they had. I assumed that the place might be in the same general class with the closed down Glendale spot. But I was out of luck. Another dude walked in just before I did and was hooked up with another provider. I follow him in and damn, the only available provider (she says) is Raspy Mama. Shit! WTH, I'm there and I go for it. It was only great the last time. This time it is not. Partially my fault. I let Raspy Mama coax my jizz during the table shower which I know many guys experience, but it has never happened to me. I let it happen assuming I could go for a round 2 later on at the end of an hour session.

However, I found that receiving a good hard massage right after climaxing was poorly timed. At least for me. Plus I realized I wasn't likely to get turned on again with her raspiness, so missing the anticipation of a HE to the massage, I wasn't happy. But of course the massage was excellent. I was surprised that she didn't take the initiative to try and get the sleeping soldier up and into a rowdy mood again, and discussing it with her would have required listening to her talk. So I learned a lesson. Don't shoot my damn shot in the table shower!

I will go back to this place when I hear about another decent provider working there who isn't Raspy Mama. Until then, seeing the place makes me sad that the Glendale storefront MP is gone and this inferior nearly exact facsimile is operating on the safer side of the city line on the same turf.

[Dirty Old Guy]

Tripp,

Next time leave your badge and gun in the car before you go in. You might have better results that way.

Dirty

[Damoney]

Been spending some time in ER, so figured I'd check out a couple of spots. Looked up a popular review site, and decided to try a couple establishments that get good ratings. Not inclined to sign up for those sites, so went in blind in that respect (choice of provider). Scheduled an hour at each joint because I've been stressed lately and was hoping to get a decent rub as well.

#1 on Colorado Blvd, called CAK. Pretty bad experience. Provider named Yumi, early 40's, mushy shape. Rushed and impersonal. Gives off that impression that she hates her job. Really just wanted to get out of this place; considered just hopping off the table and jamming out. In the end, got a rushed not-so-happy finish and got out of there leaving a sh*tty tip to send a message. Will not return. Either I got the worst provider at this place, or they've got some shills pumping up their rating at the aforementioned review site. 0.6 for hr. 0.2 tip because I don't plan on returning. Recommend avoiding.

#2 on ER Blvd, called Unforgettable. Went in thinking it would be totally forgettable, but low and behold, this one cuts the mustard. Now, I'm horrible judging the age of Asians, but full disclaimer, the provider here, Anna, is no spring chicken. I'd guess late 40's to early 50's. Keeps herself in decent shape given her age. But her service and demeanor is top notch. Friendly and attentive to detail, gives a decent rub and if you let her know "soft", things then get interesting. Left happy and satisfied. 0.5 for hr. 0.4 tip. If you're not put off by mature age providers, worth a shot. If you require 20-somethings, then pass on this one.

[Tripp]

There are two AMP's at the NE corner of Westwood Blvd and Olympic. One is on the second floor of the strip mall. I have never been there but there have been a few reports on this forum that HE was available.

The other is on Westwood east side of street and is the first business north of this strip mall. There is a foot massage on street level. The door to the right of the foot massage door is for full body massage. You go up the stairs. I have been there about 10 times. Only once was I shut out from getting a HE. And the last time I went I had to do self-service with provider Coco. Mary is great. She gives a great sensual massage with HE. I have roamed some with her clothing on. I don't think any services beyond HE is available here. I like this place because the massages are good, and the place is a lot cleaner than most AMP's.

Visited this place twice in the last few weeks. First time asked for Mary per report, but she was busy. Took Coco and, sure enough, was self-service at the end. Massage and TS were all good though. Yesterday went back and asked for Mary (cute, short, A-cup, very little English). TS was good, but on the flip she draped a wet washcloth over the package. In the room, massage was decent. I roamed over her clothes a lot, and on the flip had her shirt and bra up and fed a little. But package remained covered and no teasing. Then the hour's up and she says "all finished" and leaves. WTF? Hadn't been shut out in 15 years! I dress and, on the way out, she hands me a cup of water. I point to my crotch and say "so you don't?" and she says "no, massage only". I ask if more would be available next time, and she repeats "no, massage only". Could there be more than one Mary? I'm clean, fit and was polite. All shaved and scrubbed before going in. Maybe the boss was around? Anyway, is a pretty good establishment. Nice TS, flat with no rim around it and temperature controls within reach. Nice size rooms, clean, but some traffic noise from Westwood. Total damage was 60 (40 / hr+20 tip) on both visits. If I do go back, will be prepared for a sad ending. There was a Sherry there, might try her.

[Starving]

Seriously read the post, and you will see that TS is referring to a Table Shower.

Thanks, never considered MPs before and just read TS and thought,"?"

[Just_Shat]

Just to be sure the T here is for "true" and not tranny right? I don't recall seeing TS any other way. Great post, btw.

Seriously read the post, and you will see that TS is referring to a Table Shower.

[Starving]

Was greeted by young Chinese a bit on the plump side (not Fat) Since I usually like spinner type girls, I asked her if they had a TS (figured I didn't want to strike out again) She tells me "no shower here" but their other sister location did have it!

Mondo

Just to be sure the T here is for "true" and not tranny right? I don't recall seeing TS any other way. Great post, btw.

[Mondo72]

After striking out twice in SGV earlier was driving home still hopping to release the stress. Decided to get off on the Figueroa exit ramp from the 134 fwy.

After turning right on York from Figueroa saw a two story place with lots of neon signs all over it on the south side of York. Decided to keep driving and a few blocks saw another one again on the south side of York but not as many signs decided to explore it so parked and walked in.

Was greeted by young Chinese a bit on the plump side (not Fat) Since I usually like spinner type girls, I asked her if they had a TS (figured I didn't want to strike out again) She tells me "no shower here" but their other sister location did have it!

So, she gives me a card with the addy and I head over there expecting a TS. Same location I described above with all the neon signs!

Walked in and a young lady greets me very happy to see me (about 8+ pm) She takes me by the arm and walks me upstairs. I ask her for the TS and while in the room undressing she tells me she'll be back for the TS (or so I thought)

Comes back and puts the towel around a la HT place in BP and takes me to a standing shower, WTF! Since the girl was my type I figured might as well go with the flow. She showered me (without taking her clothes off) and I got hard right away and she caress him down there a couple of times nothing like at the HT place but enough to keep my interest.

Back to the room and she starts massaging and teasing a bunch and a few minutes had me flip and starts to stroke the chest to the AREA and asks me if "I WANT" signalling HJ with her hand. I said ok and tried to inquired what else was on the menu? She kind of played dumb on me but agreed to take her top off (probably would have taken her pants off if I insisted)

She had small boobs with out of this world nipples! Went ahead and did some lite kissing while grabbing her snatch / ass and she didn't resist. After about 10 minutes of the fun all the stress came out, what a relief LOL. Her name is L*A told me she's 22 yrs. After I busted, asked her if she did FS and and she nodded her head and said 200, pretty sure she can do for the standard 100.

She is pretty and friendly and will recommend her on the tude she showed me.

Mondo

[FunTrust]

Ahh this post is such a tease."Yes, they exist, but you'll never get to go." Blah. Oh well, let me know if that guy needs any favors done for him soon.

And thanks for all the responses, guys. If something pops up, do share. Be safe.

Sorry you did not like the answer, but that has been my experiences in this regard. YMMV.

The place I went to was in back rooms of an Asian Restaurant in DTLA which I will not describe. Very high level, not a hostess situation. You could take your wife there with no problems. Dinner for two with no booze is about 300.

But the main dining room leads to more and more private rooms for dinner and businessmen then super hostess girls who will lead to bedrooms in the back. Even if your aisan from that country, you need a referral to get in. Cost is typically 1000 for the locals fun My friend paid about 3k in total. A great hour time, but not better then the hot K girls from the sites.

I turned him onto a deal where we both made a ton, he took me to dinner and he did tease me with the explanation of what goes on where no white man usually goes. I challenged him, and I went in about 8am one morning, got the tour with no staff in sight and then the action. This was a long time ago.

[The Tall Man]

Wow. Stoped today (first time at this MP) and hands-down the best I've had in at least 7 or 8 years in a MP. $.5 to get in, in comes this very slim, very petite. 100 lbs soaking wet beautiful hair and smile and clean shaven skin and nice nails and ears and legs, smelled lovely, no tats. 21 yo, a sweetie. Just pure authentic with no attitude what-so-ever, did not request for $ upfront but I gave $1. 2 after we were all done and she replied with a sweet thank you.

When I ask her about the other girls she tells me that they are all beautifull and will treat me right next time I come in should she not be available. Yes she even speaks kindly about the other latin girls. Simply a beautiful surreal experience as I undressed her and lay her down, enjoyed her beautiful pu*why, and then as I worked my thick tool deep into her little tight un-used box and manipulate her waist and legs. URRR just unreal.

Damn, this reminds me of those AMP and LMP in LA (by LAX area) 10 years ago, the 2 or 3 that were shut down.

Their ad in BP said to stop by and judge for yourself if the girls were not like the photos that they had on their BP ad, I must say yes everything and more. My head is still absorbing what I experienced.

Please. I am sharing this information so you can enjoy, please don't screw this place up.

The Tall Man

[Crimsonquiggs]

Ahh this post is such a tease."Yes, they exist, but you'll never get to go." Blah. Oh well, let me know if that guy needs any favors done for him soon.

And thanks for all the responses, guys. If something pops up, do share. Be safe.

[Texan707]

Anyone know of an Indian / Middle Eastern massage parlor or provider? I don't know why, but this is an itch I need scratched, and I haven't had any luck in my search. Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM's are okay. Thanks in advance.

No luck so far. Los Angeles is all about yellow races (Korea, China, Thai). Very few (2-3) Middle-Eastern who only work within their network.

Due to work. In last 12 some months I visited India, Israel as well Middle East very frequently.

India: Tons of providers. Cheap and pricey. Great wonderful looking and slim girls (0 figure) , tight little kitties. But no massage skills. Work via pimps who keep them rotating on 2-3 weeks basis.

Middle-East: These providers even take it to next level when it comes to provide satisfaction. Ass licking is very common and one of finest. Russians also dominate the market. Almost any taxi driver can get you to them. Most of them are on visit visa so expect good stuff.

Israel: Prostitution is legal. Most are from Ukraine with Russian decent. Lot of Arabs but locals prefer Russians who are great providers.

[Rgbpa306]

Hi there, been reading a while and haven't reported as of yet, in Los Angeles anyway. Been to a few places the last few months and haven't had a chance to post.

THE BEST ASIAN MASSAGE is not the best by any stretch of the imagination.

Went on a Sat afternoon. Paid upfront. Got a rubdown that lasted shorter than I paid for from a big titted thick girl. Was hoping to play with the admittedly amazing looking funbags, but didn't even get satisfied as she rushed off to another customer. Not going back.

Washingtons in Culver City.

Was looking for one place, but ended up going to the Thai massage place next door by accident. Seems 100% legit, got a phenomenal Thai massage from a girl named "Panda", who is young and really cute. But no extras at all. Maybe I'll have better luck the second time.

Went to the place I was looking for later on. Paid for an hour. Girls? Nah, more like middle aged women. Def mid / late 40's. Was probably a stunner 15 years ago. Great massage, with a HE on the flip. She was really into it. Breastplay, rubbing and all.

Anyway, that's it for now. PM for deets.

If anyone has any good places near West LA / Culver, shoot me a PM.

[Helfarch]

It's probably no help, but if you every go it to London these are easy to find-but they charge the same number in pounds as the girls here charge in dollars, so it winds up being pretty expensive. If you find yourself traveling that way PM me and I'll do my best to guide you.

Anyone know of an Indian / Middle Eastern massage parlor or provider? I don't know why, but this is an itch I need scratched, and I haven't had any luck in my search. Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM's are okay. Thanks in advance.

[FunTrust]

Anyone know of an Indian / Middle Eastern massage parlor or provider? I don't know why, but this is an itch I need scratched, and I haven't had any luck in my search. Any help would be greatly appreciated. PM's are okay. Thanks in advance.

Most ethnic or regional have their own places with girls from back home. However, to get in you have to be one of them. The men don't want the Americans (of all colors) doing their girls. Years ago I did a solid for a guy, and he paid me back by taking me to an underground place. However, I had to go in 2 hours before they opened, and he had to tip extra to the mms and girl so they would do me. In the end, it was about the same. Good luck.