Massage Parlor Reports

[LikeMFlat]

I'm new to LA so thank you all for sharing your insights here, I spent some time researching here and do plan to contribute in return, although I may not have as much time to play as some of you do. I'm not new to AMPs, mostly on the East coast. I also partake in international fun and use the same name on the international version of this site.

I got more into SBs when I was living in the midwest and they were plentiful and cheap. I miss the late 20-teens when I could find a genuine 18-22 year old college student stunner for 3-400 for dinner and a few hours of fun. But clearly that ain't happening in 2024 in LA, so after being out of the game for a while I figured a good 'ol AMP was a good way to ease back into it, so to speak.

I'm near downtown, so I decided to try Peach on Easter afternoon. Entrance is unmarked other than the street number and it looks sketchy as hell, but step in and the waiting room will tell you you're in the right place. I was greeted by someone whose name is something like Yu Yu. In the dark red light it was hard to tell, but I'd put her at probably late 20's or early 30's. She wore a tight little dress, and her body was equally tight. She was petite and would have been my ideal body type if she had been 8 inches taller and didn't have bolt-ons. Perhaps my preferences for tall, thin, model-type girls is evident from my name. In any event, I love all shapes and sizes and I certainly didn't expect to find a 5"10 model at an AMP. While I normally prefer natural tits, her man-mades were very soft and shapely, with great sensitive nipples.

Paid. 6 for the hour. The massage was hardly therapeutic, but it was nice and unrushed. On the flip she asked what I wanted and for the tip, I offered 1. 4 and she tried to convince me that for the hour, 2. Was normal. But she settled on 1. 6. With that out of the way the dress came off and the games began. She did go for the condom for the BJ, which I didn't mind personally. Not sure if BB is on the menu. But it's been a while and I probably wouldn't have lasted long with a good BBBJ so the cover helped in a way. She had decent skills, which of course would have been better without the cover. On to CG, RCG, K9 and finished inn mish with her legs around my neck. She was quite flexible, not to mention tight and very wet by the end.

Finished with hot towels, etc. And a bottle of water on the way out.

All in all, I'll repeat for sure but I may try some other spots too. I'd give her looks a 6. 5 (I'm a hard grader.) and performance a 7 (on an AMP / escort scale, this is entirely different than spending the night with a true GFE SB.).

[RenKylo]

There is an acean spa on lincoln between rose and venice. It is mostly miss. On the maps stie there are more fake reviews than harvested ballots in cobb county. If the fooker went to that one and got decent service, then gascon is going to prosecute cop killers.

I've been there! I used to see Cindy, she was a butterface young Asian chick! Perfect tits! Then she disappeared one day and the new management says no Cindy there but I kept seeing reviews of her, I reviewed her back in August 2022! So it's been a while!

[Mongrmongoose]

1563 operates under the rador.

So the girls are shit here?

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23187269.html

This is the ad for this place. "gold moon" at 21** Wastwood boulevard.

Suffice it to say that if you believe the ad, you probably should not question the narrative about the pure coincidence between the eastern conference of the Monday Basketball Association being so week and le bron's teams making the finals every year while he played in the east.

This place is at what looks to be another failed strip center on the westside. It is across the street from the big chill, which is the last natural preserve for good credit Americans to eat fro yo without too many teenagers present.

The shopping center itself is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. There is a penguins, a pedophile. Er - I mean subway, a flower shop, a nail salon and a frame store with a mezuzah (This place is in between all those next to quite a few vacancies. I think the upper floor is used by the temple institute to breed red heifers.

You get in and there is a closed off lobby. Out comes Monica, age 35-70. Has a decent body and is the only one there. I pay 50 for 45 minutes and am hit with the smell of decomposing yak kimche. There are 5 rooms, all the size of a kindergarten nurse room. I get nekked, the lighting is reddish. Monica has to be warned three times that I am not there for the hard massage or the ambience. Finally she works the balls after 10 minutes of wasted minkowsky space time. At like 15 min I turn over. She says how much. I say 60, breaking the first rule of negotiation at an MP by making a first offer, she says it is 100 and she will take off.

I agreed. The body on this one is truly above average. She had to be under 45. I pray she was under 45. Her face is dog meat. She let me squeeze top and bottom, but the panties stayed on. I think I felt Bush through the panties, not sure.

I let her to her thing and when I could tell her wrist was going to break I told her to get on the table and face me. She did that and I let the bells palsy go deep into her wrists and she started the whole you so strong thing. Why not say. To make the age range lower. Like, your dick, is like strong, you know what I am saying like.

Anyhow at 40 min I let it go and she continued to comment so strong.

I was offered a water and told her to save it for the next shmuck.

I did not ask Monica when she works, and I do not think I will repeat.

[RockItAllNite]

Just curious to know if there are more like 8155 spa where they have attractive girls, they show you a line up, you pick your favorite and have fun with them?

Good question. I will say there are not enough of them, that's for sure. This should be standard operating procedure at any top-notch MP seeking repeat business.

[PriscillaM]

Didn't know 1563 existed, thought I had WLA all figured out. I must have missed your review! How's the talent there? Do you know if you can park in the back and go in thru the rear? (literally).

1563 operates under the rador. It is run like a nursery school. It has ads as west la nuru on the usual sites. You have to text that you want to go, there are no walk ins and there is no open sign on the door burning neon like the fucken sun.

Parking in the back is tighter than clay aiken's teenage ass. You can park in the bristol farms next door or if you are not one of the hot young asians throne sniffing mongers and can deal with walking half a kilometer, you can park at the sprouts if you cannot find parking at bristol farms.

When you get there, you can enter from the rear if you want to avoid the shame of being seen by half of the iranian diaspora walking into and out of the place.

The pictures they send you are faker than the moans I hear at 8155 from you fucken savages. If you want you can try and ask for a line up. Every girl there was raised in some type of developmentally disabled foster care and minored in high school in horrible hand jobs. Sofia is decent but the rest are fat drek.

[PriscillaM]

Great review! Where is this ocean spa? There are a few when googling it.

There is an acean spa on lincoln between rose and venice. It is mostly miss. On the maps stie there are more fake reviews than harvested ballots in cobb county. If the fooker went to that one and got decent service, then gascon is going to prosecute cop killers.

[DaddyGoogle]

Great review! Where is this ocean spa? There are a few when googling it.

The one on Lincoln in Venice.

[Heizenberg]

I don't generally bother with AMP reports, but this one was worth sharing. Angela has greeted me and shown me to the room a few times, always with a warm hug. But never did my massage.

I won't guess her age, but she's 15% younger than all the other workers in these joints. She's also 15% heavier, but Carrie's it extremely well.

I was laying on the table waiting for her while scrolling some IG thots. When she came in she climbed up on the table and payed flat on my back in a total GFE move. Then reached under, tickled my nips and made a joke about using the phone when we get to the flip. Outstanding.

The the massage began. I asked for hard and she delivered, going in deep on the neck, shoulder, back, legs. I swear, I would pay her for just the massage. She beats many of the legit therapist I've been to. And the real therapist don't take the occasional taint break. She gets in there!

Finally, she started the HJ while I was still on my stomach, which is a move I've seen from several gals at Ocean. The final flip was all the fun. Tits and pussy out. Terrific dirty talk. The whole thing was grade A..

Great review! Where is this ocean spa? There are a few when googling it.

[Sticky Fingers]

Closest is wharf or 1563 nuru in Westwood.

At wharf, you can ask for a line up sort of. It is insignificant next to the power of the force. The only decent gals at wharf are yu yy, Sarah, and Amy.

At 1563 you can maybe get a lineup. You have to text the mostly rodent level iq mamasan to get an appointment and if she is not menstruating you can ask for a line up when you get there.

Also, at dream massage by 7 11 on oly and Sepulveda. You can ask for Cindy, the gal who is the wife of the founder of facebook, and she will service you. I have no idea why she is jerking guys off with all the money that the husband has.

Didn't know 1563 existed, thought I had WLA all figured out. I must have missed your review! How's the talent there? Do you know if you can park in the back and go in thru the rear? (literally).

[MrstLouis]

I went with Pink. Short, thin, Bs, with a slight very soft Bush. Very sweet and affectionate. Went through the usually routine with a tight kitty. Opt for CIM finish as in the pregame she was DT like a champ. On one of her DT stokes I blew two quick ropes into mouth and it might have been a bit much for her to handle. Choked and coughed trying to get it back up then grabbed water to wash it down. Felt bad for that one. She told me to come back and she her.

[JasperDaGoat]

What's up boys I'm looking for an short Asian named Mia she's about 5,5 slight lip filler and some really nice naturals she was at sun beauty spa in van nuys about a week ago but left. Any help would be cool thanks.

[DaddyGoogle]

I don't generally bother with AMP reports, but this one was worth sharing. Angela has greeted me and shown me to the room a few times, always with a warm hug. But never did my massage.

I won't guess her age, but she's 15% younger than all the other workers in these joints. She's also 15% heavier, but Carrie's it extremely well.

I was laying on the table waiting for her while scrolling some IG thots. When she came in she climbed up on the table and payed flat on my back in a total GFE move. Then reached under, tickled my nips and made a joke about using the phone when we get to the flip. Outstanding.

The the massage began. I asked for hard and she delivered, going in deep on the neck, shoulder, back, legs. I swear, I would pay her for just the massage. She beats many of the legit therapist I've been to. And the real therapist don't take the occasional taint break. She gets in there!

Finally, she started the HJ while I was still on my stomach, which is a move I've seen from several gals at Ocean. The final flip was all the fun. Tits and pussy out. Terrific dirty talk. The whole thing was grade A.

She must of lost track of time because once I was cleaned up, she did another 10 min massage on head, neck, thighs. We went way over time without a mention of it.

She complained that Easter Weekend means they'll be hella slow. So if you can make it Westside, I highly recommend.

[Ireland1988]

Decided to give Peach a try since the reviews seemed promising.

Walk up to the door which looks like you're about to enter a drug den. Was greeted by a cute girl. Mid 20's I'd guess. By the name of Dana. Tight body, the more time I spent with her the more I liked it. She also has a sassy attitude that turned me on. Started with a light massage followed by negotiation. I've seen people here mention 1. 4 but she got 1. 6 out of me. What can I say, I'm a sucker.

I don't regret a penny of it. She gave a sensual BBBJ which felt amazing. After that we switches multiple positions. Her tight body was great but she angled herself to stop from full penetration which is a huge bummer. I still enjoyed myself because I was really into her.

Also, the walls in the rooms don't go all the way to the ceiling which is objectively hilarious. As I was getting my massage there was a break in them music and I heard one of you savages going to town. I laughed.

[Fruit Cake]

Just curious to know if there are more like 8155 spa where they have attractive girls, they show you a line up, you pick your favorite and have fun with them?

Zun Zun in La Puente, Ca. Latina staff.