Massage Parlor Reports

[AhardLanding]

AMP doesn't have a name. Google map highland park, york 64th street and look for the train you will find it.

Apologies, the AMP is on figueroa not york. From intersection of york and fig in highland park drive to the train tracks. The strip mall is just by the train tracks across from a park with basketball courts. The AMP is the only one in the strip mall. If you google map you will see how to get there.

[AhardLanding]

I just stopped by my favorite AMP for some Sunday afternoon relaxation and just as I pulled up I saw my Dad walk into the same place! Holy Shit! Of course he has his needs but talk about a surprise. He didn't see me. This is an not activity I can share with him.

Has this happened to anyone else? It's a surprise to me so now I have to either wait until he leaves or find another place.

The real question is whether your son just posted about you as well.

[AhardLanding]

This dump is not far from home. What have you gotten there? Any young talent? Tia.

Only been to suck and fuck with Jenny. I seriously doubt anyone better or younger than her works at Moonstone.

[Opi7001]

Thought I would try since they had table shower and "4-hands" massage.

The massage was great but they wouldn't do anything beyond that other than let me finish myself while they massaged everywhere else on my front. Then they were very pushy about a bigger tip. Not returning.

[HornDog626]

She is also at Moonstone Massage on S. Huntington 4446 in LOs Gneles Wed and Thurs. A real dump of a place which somehow suits her.

This dump is not far from home. What have you gotten there? Any young talent? Tia.

[AhardLanding]

Anyone know if WEHO Jenny is still at the same spot (above 7/11)? It's been a while since I've returned because I felt dirty after the last visit. But for some reason she's been popping up in my thoughts.

Of course I'll call to inquire, but would also prefer an in person confirmation from someone here, since I've known providers to be less than honest to lure us back through their doors.

She is also at Moonstone Massage on S. Huntington 4446 in LOs Gneles Wed and Thurs. A real dump of a place which somehow suits her.

[Zauriel]

I'm here to make the point of creative writing vs pointless, oblique reviews. Yes, this site is to to share info on providers. Why not have some fun with it if one can? Now, I have seen plenty of posts that are "Met a girl and had fun. Won't say more. PM for details. " That pisses me off. This is a forum. The whole point is to share. Anyway. I agree that trying to hide info from LE is pointless, just as the "I had a dream about (INSERT NAME HERE)" posts.

Hammers up for Thor's post. Over the years I've been on this site I've often posted how completely pointless I find these riddle reviews to be other than some entertainment for mongers with time on their hands. There is no sensible explanation for them. I believe even the site owners have posted that they have no interest in reinforcing the myth that the task of deciphering encrypted posts is somehow a culture that they intended to promote here. Why it continues is just baffling.

[The Camel]

I really hate responding to this. I'm glad you are into really easy riddles. However the purpose of the site is to make it easy to find pussy for anyone that finds this site. Not just for you buddy and not to solve riddles of any kind. Any four year old knew it was downey. The issue I had with it is why the fuck even put Fabric Softener? This thing of making people figure out shit is beyond me. Instead of putting "I took a dip in the ocean", just put a little west on santa monica after getting off the 405. If anyone responds with "to hide it from LE", it is bullshit.

I found it, the place was ok. Got Lilly and she was very. Fit. A little uncomfortably fit. I past like 8 massage places, I'm new to the Santa Monica area and hoping to get some direction on the really good places.

I went to Tres Bon Spa on Wilshire and saltair. Right next to the ralphs. The girl asked for a $50 tip after taking my $40 for the half hour and before walking to the room. She had a really bad attitude. You should avoid.

Hammers up for Thor's post. Over the years I've been on this site I've often posted how completely pointless I find these riddle reviews to be other than some entertainment for mongers with time on their hands. There is no sensible explanation for them. I believe even the site owners have posted that they have no interest in reinforcing the myth that the task of deciphering encrypted posts is somehow a culture that they intended to promote here. Why it continues is just baffling.

[HowdyDoody32]

It's all good man. I know, the "dip in the ocean" was kind of obscure LOL. But there are times and it's not so much about LE. I remember a few months back there was an AMP the senior mongers were talking about that had great BB service, and they were cryptic as hell about it. I only have a few reviews and a few posts, so I didn't expect the senior members to give me, the newbie, jack diddly. So rather than complain about their stupid puzzles, I just found the place myself. I've seen other senior members make puzzle posts as well. I noticed the senior members know their shit and the puzzle posts seem to be more about keeping the mongers with 0 posts and 0 reviews who don't know how to google and use rubmaps to their advantage. So I started doing the same LOL.

[Thor1212]

You can also go to rubmaps, type in "Ocean Massage" and look through the results and see that there is one on Santa Monica Blvd. I personally don't mind puzzle reviews provided that they are easily solvable. I remember there was one where a guy said "in Reseda near a restaurant known lately for its incredible sass on social media. " Yeah, Wendy's in Reseda. Got to rubmaps, find mps near it. Bam. Found it. Didn't even need the info about it used to be a former church.

As for the other one:

Google fabric softener. First link on Google: www.downy.com "DOWNEY".

Near high school. Oh, but there's two high schools in Downey.

Well, the one in the same strip mall as a ReMAX.

Google maps. Downey ReMax.

Oh, it's on Paramount Blvd. Right across the street from Warren High.

Go to rubmaps.

Downey Theraputic.

I really hate responding to this. I'm glad you are into really easy riddles. However the purpose of the site is to make it easy to find pussy for anyone that finds this site. Not just for you buddy and not to solve riddles of any kind. Any four year old knew it was downey. The issue I had with it is why the fuck even put Fabric Softener? This thing of making people figure out shit is beyond me. Instead of putting "I took a dip in the ocean", just put a little west on santa monica after getting off the 405. If anyone responds with "to hide it from LE", it is bullshit.

I found it, the place was ok. Got Lilly and she was very. Fit. A little uncomfortably fit. I past like 8 massage places, I'm new to the Santa Monica area and hoping to get some direction on the really good places.

I went to Tres Bon Spa on Wilshire and saltair. Right next to the ralphs. The girl asked for a $50 tip after taking my $40 for the half hour and before walking to the room. She had a really bad attitude. You should avoid.

[HowdyDoody32]

You can also go to rubmaps, type in "Ocean Massage" and look through the results and see that there is one on Santa Monica Blvd. I personally don't mind puzzle reviews provided that they are easily solvable. I remember there was one where a guy said "in Reseda near a restaurant known lately for its incredible sass on social media. " Yeah, Wendy's in Reseda. Got to rubmaps, find mps near it. Bam. Found it. Didn't even need the info about it used to be a former church.

As for the other one:

Google fabric softener. First link on Google: www.downy.com "DOWNEY".

Near high school. Oh, but there's two high schools in Downey.

Well, the one in the same strip mall as a ReMAX.

Google maps. Downey ReMax.

Oh, it's on Paramount Blvd. Right across the street from Warren High.

Go to rubmaps.

Downey Theraputic.

[Seafor]

Thanks for giving out cross streets. I tried two shops here, both named oriental massage. Could not find Ocean spa or Ocean anything at all. Both were rub and tug not FS. Nothing special. If anyone else has info, please share.

I honestly don't understand the puzzle like postings as well. A month ago in Lawndale I had to post like 5 times just to get people to clarify. Turned out to be one of the worst places to go.

Ocean isn't at westwood and Santa Monica.

Head west on Santa Monica and cross the 405. You'll see it not too far down on the right. Big sign. Next to a sushi place.

[Joey652]

There was this cute skinny young girl named lucy at fine therapy in WH. Anyone know where she went or have her contact info?

[ShotShot]

Update of VIP if why'all didn't know. It's closed. It was a pretty good location for after game / movies in the Olympic area.

[Thor1212]

There is one that may be this one right on san Mon. And westwood.

There is another one in the 119 hundred block of San Mon.

I love the postings around here about backpage gals without the ad link or total mystery like MP references (dude, the fucker who is talking about a fabric softener?) jesus christ.

Thanks for giving out cross streets. I tried two shops here, both named oriental massage. Could not find Ocean spa or Ocean anything at all. Both were rub and tug not FS. Nothing special. If anyone else has info, please share.

I honestly don't understand the puzzle like postings as well. A month ago in Lawndale I had to post like 5 times just to get people to clarify. Turned out to be one of the worst places to go.