Massage Parlor Reports

[MagnumTrain]

Meng's is a trip. The place reeks of medicinal herbs, and the average age of the non-mongering clientele is probably 100. But there are definitely good times to be had with the right woman. It took me 2 visits to find the right one for me.

My last visit to Simple Pho was with Cici and I'm done with her. Upsold me for services that she's provided in the past for a lesser amount. Said she knew that I had paid "someone else" more than her on my last visit. Uh huh. Knowing her style I wasn't at all surprised that she'd pull that shit. I like Nene. She never pulled that crap, at least so far.

Thanks for the info! Two peeps have been there so definitely got to check it out!

[MagnumTrain]

Simple Pho is a sure bet.

The name of the massage parlor is some generic foot massage, but it's located right next to a Vietnamese noodle shop called Simple Pho (now Pho Thanh).

Use Google maps to find Pho Thanh in Rosemead.

3 fun girls work there: Cici, Nini, Yoyo.

Never been but hear fun things about Meng's.

Again, use Google Maps for Meng's in El Monte.

Nice! Thanks for the info. I'll go ahead and check those spots out!

[AsianPussy]

Yeah, that's fucking nuts, if you were in GG and she was VN, I can see her asking for $100 for handwork, but for a latina by the airport, $40 is spot on. $200 is crazy.

You should have been good with $4 $ as the tip you were not asking for more. She greedy and you didn't fuck her.

[MrSelfDestruct]

Hey guys,

Have a couple questions. I've read through all of the escort reviews but I don't know if I'm ready for that. The breadth of my experience is tinder hook-ups. Wanted to give these a shot but haven't made my way through all 200+ pages. A few questions. Anyone have experience in Riverside? I'm older than I look. Am I just going to be consistently turned away? Also I do H a lot, especially when I'm nervous in these cases, and it messes with my boner / orgasms. Thinking about trying that blue pill. But maybe not if it I can just not be high. But I assume the less nervous I am, the less chance of being turned away. So, how to project confidence? Sorry if this is too much.

[BigBadNut]

Hit up small LMP in a very busy stripmall with crappy af parking in the airport area. Was greeted by an older Latina MMS and when I asked how many girls were working she said 2. I asked if they were cute and as I asked that, one of them came out of a nearby room and came towards the window where I was standing. She had a hot tight little body, long wavy blond hair and a cute face. Was wearing a tight t-shirt and yoga pants. Looked to be in her early to mid twenties. She came over to the window and gave me a once-over look and told me that she had never been with a girl before. I told her give it a try and she agreed and MMS took me to a room. When the hottie returned she had on a bikini top and leggings. She was nervous but after I got her naked she calmed down a bit and I instructed her on how to please me. I had her use her fingers and even then she used a condom over her fingers which was really weird. Never had a provider do that before for just a HJ. I didn't ask for oral since I didn't think she was up for that yet, and I didn't want to freak her out too soon, LOL. Everything was going great. We seemed to have good chemistry and got along really well. She came back into the room as I was getting dressed. I tipped her $. 5 thinking that I was being pretty generous, considering she didn't really have to do much except get naked and do a little pearl polishing. That's when things took a shit. She looks at the tip and tells me that she wants $$! I look at her like a deer in the headlights. I know she's really hot but jeezus-effin-christ talk about GPS. I told her that the $ . 5 was all I had so take it or leave it. She wasn't happy about it but didn't put up much of a fight. What could she have done anyway? It's a shame too because I had planned on going back to see her again but now fuggedaboudit. A perfect example of how greed really hurts these women because now she lost a good steady customer. Forgot to ask her name but if you hook up with a cute young blond here make sure you firm up the tip (that's what she said!) before the pants come down.

You should have been good with $4 $ as the tip you were not asking for more. She greedy and you didn't fuck her.

[BigBadNut]

The spot by the carwash? Thought it was closed.

This was an old post but open when written.

[Lovergrrl]

Hit up small LMP in a very busy stripmall with crappy af parking in the airport area. Was greeted by an older Latina MMS and when I asked how many girls were working she said 2. I asked if they were cute and as I asked that, one of them came out of a nearby room and came towards the window where I was standing. She had a hot tight little body, long wavy blond hair and a cute face. Was wearing a tight t-shirt and yoga pants. Looked to be in her early to mid twenties. She came over to the window and gave me a once-over look and told me that she had never been with a girl before. I told her give it a try and she agreed and MMS took me to a room. When the hottie returned she had on a bikini top and leggings. She was nervous but after I got her naked she calmed down a bit and I instructed her on how to please me. I had her use her fingers and even then she used a condom over her fingers which was really weird. Never had a provider do that before for just a HJ. I didn't ask for oral since I didn't think she was up for that yet, and I didn't want to freak her out too soon, LOL. Everything was going great. We seemed to have good chemistry and got along really well. She came back into the room as I was getting dressed. I tipped her $. 5 thinking that I was being pretty generous, considering she didn't really have to do much except get naked and do a little pearl polishing. That's when things took a shit. She looks at the tip and tells me that she wants $$! I look at her like a deer in the headlights. I know she's really hot but jeezus-effin-christ talk about GPS. I told her that the $ . 5 was all I had so take it or leave it. She wasn't happy about it but didn't put up much of a fight. What could she have done anyway? It's a shame too because I had planned on going back to see her again but now fuggedaboudit. A perfect example of how greed really hurts these women because now she lost a good steady customer. Forgot to ask her name but if you hook up with a cute young blond here make sure you firm up the tip (that's what she said!) before the pants come down.

[ZipRogers]

The one close to SGHS on Firestone? Latina parlors you should be ok, as I've seen young people hit them up, but asian ones the ladies are usually in their 40's. Kinda odd for them fucking someone half their age. Try perfect day latinas in HP on florence.

I also park not direct in front of parlor, and often tell the ladies I live close by and just walked here lol.

Are you referring to the Happy Massage on W. FLorence Ave?

[AlphaSkull]

Went to HT last week on a weekday afternoon.

Met the short haired mms who didn't seem to friendly. Waited 20 minutes for my asian provider to finally appear.

Lina arrived and after some chitchat we got down to business. Lina was a little too meaty for my tastes but she bangs like a pro. CBJ, CG, Dg, dg+, and finish in mish. Wiped my junk and hands with alcohol before handing me some bottled water and leading me to the exit.

As a somewhat vet to the scene, won't be coming back.

[HowdyDoody32]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

The one close to SGHS on Firestone? Latina parlors you should be ok, as I've seen young people hit them up, but asian ones the ladies are usually in their 40's. Kinda odd for them fucking someone half their age. Try perfect day latinas in HP on florence.

I also park not direct in front of parlor, and often tell the ladies I live close by and just walked here lol.

[Willie23]

Howdy gents. I'm currently visiting your fine city of angels from the south east. I'm coming from a barren wasteland out there. I typically stay in Santa Monica or Hawthtone. I've had great times in both those areas for massage parlors. Is this the right place to report on the Lennox, Gardena, and surrounding areas? I thought the last time I was here there were boards specifically for those towns. I could be mixing it up with how BP broke down the cities.

I'm off to savor the fine delicacies of your city. Trust me when I say, you guys have it good here. If you ever doubt it, travel to the bible belt and prepare for frustration and not nearly as good looking women.

Be safe out there.

Check this and the Inglewood South Bay forums for the latest. Hawthorne / Lennox / Gardena reviews normally appear there. The Santa Monica forum is mostly dead, with those reviews appearing in 'Los Angeles' for whatever reason. But also partly because Santa Monica has mostly been purged of parlors.

[Studdyk]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

They're just being extra cautious.

They don't want to be accused of serving under age clients.

You must have a real baby face for them to I'd you.

In my 20 years of mongering, I have never been asked for an I'd. Exude confidence. When asked for I'd, just say you left it in the car and you parked far away and will not walk back for it.

[Snuggle Bunny]

Howdy gents. I'm currently visiting your fine city of angels from the south east. I'm coming from a barren wasteland out there. I typically stay in Santa Monica or Hawthtone. I've had great times in both those areas for massage parlors. Is this the right place to report on the Lennox, Gardena, and surrounding areas? I thought the last time I was here there were boards specifically for those towns. I could be mixing it up with how BP broke down the cities.

I'm off to savor the fine delicacies of your city. Trust me when I say, you guys have it good here. If you ever doubt it, travel to the bible belt and prepare for frustration and not nearly as good looking women.

Be safe out there.

[BigRick08]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

[PrinceOfK]

You weren't a member in San Jose? What are some places you went to in the San Jose area?

Mainly went through AAMPs not really parlors. There were a couple places on Santa Clara that I checked out when I first started.