Massage Parlor Reports

[BenBen]

Nothing really, just some mp I regularly visit. Woman I seen a bunch of times opened up her menu to include bb and I have taken it ever since. Dfk, BBBJ, bbcip, etc. She's older and not that attractive but she's good fun.

I remember at yoyo recently a women wanted 200 for everything which I never pay that in advance, but the place is known for its FS so I gave in and it was full bb and she literally attacked me with her mouth LOL.

sometimes the bb and kissing happens totally by surprise and its weird to say, stop, use condom please lol. what so you do when youre laying down and the lady just hops on hahahaha?

Great sex but I got to really be more careful like Hundred. It's hard though when you got a nice looking pussy in yo face though hahaha.

Would you mind sharing some info on this one?

[BigFish999]

Hey guys, I'm comming from the OC area because all my providers dissapeared, the only good thing now in OC is Nuru with young 20's girls for a buck no FS. Now I Have some fridays avail to dream and want to explore more.

I use to dream of a place with legit massage, but my provider was doing a very erotic prost. Fun before a very soft and slow HE from the back (doggie) and on the flip the finish was very slow. Total damage dreamt was. 70 and. 8 when double finish.

Is there anything like that in LA? Legit foot asian place with private or curtains?

[Mr Sixty]

Would love to know reseda deets. Also how do I find the SFV thread?

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Parlor-Reports

[HexenDuction]

Went to M&A again. Had older lady named sandy. A little overweight but still doable. Cfs, cbj, 69.

YMMV, But you should be able to get at least a BBBJ from Sandy, at a minimum, if you are into that kind of thing.

Telling her she has a cute face wouldn't be a bad place to start. Interrupting the proceedings before she pops the rubber in the mouth and stating your case couldn't hurt, either. You don't have to worry about grievously offending her.

I once brought up the subject of going raw and she feigned mock indignity. That's when I thought it might be possible, but, I never went back to her after that.

[Greenlandmine]

Great post. I always enjoy reading these. I like this kind of chick (at least the idea of them), but I have been reluctant due to their screening restrictions. It seems like exactly the kind of place that is crazy enough to hang on to info. How did you address this issue? What I love about most MPs is that there is no need to I'd yourself when you arrive.

Some notes on templeofbliss.com.

First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service, the girls are mostly burners who only fuck guys at blackrock, it is complete bullshit. However, it has survived FOSTA, it is predictable and the girls are all under 30 mostly, unlike the MPs on the westside where all the asian gals are 38 or 39 (but never over 50, LOL).

[ChrisPoontang]

First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service......

I'm pretty sure that 99.999999% of us stopping reading after this line.

I'm straight as a board but for $230 I'll quit my job and starting giving dudes handjobs!

Since something is going in my mouth or up my ass. . why not?

I've given myself handjobs since I was 11 years so I'm sure I'm good at it.

Better then the hairy armpitted, bad breathed, uptight tree hugging skanks at the temple of piss.

[HowdyDoody32]

Went to M&A again. Had older lady named sandy. A little overweight but still doable. Cfs, cbj, 69.

I recommend spending the extra 10 for the 45 min session that includes table shower. Let your junk hang out and don’t try to be modest. Great way to break the ice and let them know you aren't LE when you get that boner during the wash ahhahahaha. Fun place with older ladies. They are younger at that therapy place near warren high, but these older ladies are more fun.

[HowdyDoody32]

I'm perfectly happy knowing that you suffer so we don't.

[Member #5794]

Some notes on templeofbliss.com.

First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service, the girls are mostly burners who only fuck guys at blackrock, it is complete bullshit. However, it has survived FOSTA, it is predictable and the girls are all under 30 mostly, unlike the MPs on the westside where all the asian gals are 38 or 39 (but never over 50, LOL).

So, yeah, I know I will get shit from all you about how 230 is like tantamount to genocide, that for 230 you can fuck half of south el monte bare back, and that anyone who pays that much deserves to have their face buried in whoopi goldberg's armpit.

But, I think some notes will help the tantra seeker.

https://templeofbliss.com/morgan-le-fay/

New gal. About 5 foot 2. The pics are deceptive. She has a good body, but small tits that hang weird. She has great handjob hands, small so they make my 10 inch maglite look tremendous. Her face is a little less dinghy than the pic, but she looks a little too much like rhea perlman. Kind of rushed the handie and did not take off her panties. Has very bad breath. Clinically acceptable.

https://templeofbliss.com/leela-sage/

A fat sweaty pig. Lots of cellulite. Sloppy. But does not even do a massage, just fucken works your cock for an hour.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/

Avoid. Disturbed *****. Bad handjob. Does not take off her panties. Awful.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

I saw this nubian in the main room. She looked really mean, had a case of RBF. Belongs on fig, and not in the hottie gallery.

https://templeofbliss.com/crystal-knight/

Anyone have info? Looks older but kind of wild.

https://templeofbliss.com/summer-amara/

Looks like she has a weight problem as in she cannot wait to eat. Any info?

https://templeofbliss.com/lalita/

A personal fave do to her skinny body and nice curve. Knows how to work the cock, but will not show her pussy, very acceptable over all.

https://templeofbliss.com/bhakti-jade/

The quintessential full of shit burner type gal who holds space, manifests everything but her pussy, and must do yoga while shitting. Actually an OK time, but the bullshit was high.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

A MILF and a mess. Mostly the latter.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angel-gabriella/

Kind of a nerd. Great body. Not sure if she will be as frisky as when she started. Does take off her panties, but protects the view of the pussy. Not all into yoga shit, wants you to blow your stack, very good experience.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

A fat skater chick with nasty tats and a detestable attitude. Actually quit the place only to find that handjobs are not greener on the other side.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/violet-jolie/

A midget basically. Hella old, been at the temple since the jurassic. No good.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Gives a good handjob because of her small hands, but has withholds galore and does the temple of bliss sit in front of you like a pretzel so that you cannot see her pussy or cum on her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

Probably the best one on staff, but a downer is that she has this awesome pussy with great lips, but does not show it anymore.

[Willie23]

Lala.

5571 W Manchester Ave.

Los Angeles, California 90045.

My last visit, several months ago, I was grabbed at the door by a "big boned" latina who offered minimal service. Very different from prior visits. It was on a Friday...

[DayDreamerLoco]

Would love to know reseda deets. Also how do I find the SFV thread?

Under State&City + California, there's a dedicated "San Fernando Valley" tread.

So many choices. Just search the thread, you'll find all types and varieties from legit to full menu.

[Lovergrrl]

Lala.

5571 W Manchester Ave.

Los Angeles, California 90045.

Watch out for the Latina Hustle. It is strong there.

[LaLake]

Hey, traveling down from pdx tomorrow and staying by the airport LAX. Is there any worthwhile spots around there? Thanks for your help. If anyone needs recs in pdx I am glad to help.

Lala.

5571 W Manchester Ave.

Los Angeles, California 90045.

[WalkerJedi]

My regular place in Reseda opens early. The girls are of a certain vintage (but that's most places anyway). Would be happy to share info if you have some to share too.

Would love to know reseda deets. Also how do I find the SFV thread?

[WalkerJedi]

Hey there, any recommendations for good AMP in Northridge or close?