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[Mb3333]

I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!

http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/home

[Mr Sixty]

I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!

[PrinceOfK]

Yo what's up! It's your boy FC visiting from NYC.

I was in the area feeling horny and I heard you guys hyping up HT so I decided to pay a visit.

I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. Asked if I've been before and I told her first time. She asked how I heard about the place and I told her I read about it online. She seemed fairly convinced and showed me to my room. Told me she had a Latina ready but I asked for an Asian. She said I would have to wait a bit and I told her no problem. Collected. 5 house fee for half hour.

After 20 minutes or so this juicy k-girl walks in, curves in all the right places. Give her a big hug and grabbed a handful of that fat ass of hers. Really plump and scrumptious. Had a nice set of fake knockers on her as well. Told me her name was Jay and that she was 26 (which means she's probably 30) but definitely looks young and hot. Told me to lie down and started with a solid back massage as well as some teasing of the boys from behind. Flipped after a bit and but the cover on for some CBJ. Solid mouth action and then we started with mish and finished in doggie. Tried to make it last but that ass was too juicy and squeezing those tits from behind got me exploding in the bag after only a few minutes.

Cleaned me up with a hot towel and brought me a water. Got all my clothes ready and dressed me. Didn't talk tip until the very end. Tipped her $. 2 and she seemed very happy. Might have given her a bit more than necessary but it's cheaper than NYC and I was very happy with her service. How much do why'all usually tip at HT? She told me her name is Jay and that she only works Tuesdays. Told her I'd be leaving soon and she acted all sad. Told me to tell all my friends about her so here I am haha.

Will try to come back to sample more wares before I leave. How are the Latina's? I usually stick with the Asians because I generally prefer the more petite and spinner types, with the occasional big booty k girl (but no fat girls).

Peace out and happy mongering.

I got to know, where HT? I love thick kgirls. Usually theyre too small for me.

[Willie23]

Trump inc doesn't own a chunk of the upper west side:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...roperties.html

There are others in NY that own more with much less debt.

Trump is a highly-leveraged grifter with little to no net worth. If it weren't for Russians propping him up financially, he'd be a PPS at an AMP somewhere.

But back to topic: Chen's has apparently closed, Santa Monica Spa is reported closed for 'remodeling,' Ocean has closed. So the little cluster on the west edge of LA is gone. Phoenix on Lincoln closed, Sun closed, Ada Wong closed, Tina has never reappeared since her little Santa Monica venture didn't work out. I'm thinking there's a lot of pent-up demand out there. Where's everyone NOT interested in $230 hand jobs going for BBXX on the West side of LA? I rely on A-1 in times of need, but there must be something else out there.

[AsianPussy]

Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

Trump inc doesn't own a chunk of the upper west side:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...roperties.html

There are others in NY that own more with much less debt.

[Lovergrrl]

Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

I guess when you have little to no integrity it don't matter where the money or the pussy comes from, as long as it comes, lmao. I'll pass, thanks.

[OhMY08]

Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

Spot on.

But as one of my friends friends father penned a not so itty bitty ditty.

"you're going to have to serve somebody".

People love servin. Strange but true.

As far as failing, sign me up as well and I will skip the shower thank you very much!

LOL.

[Member #5794]

There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.

Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

[BootyWatcher69]

Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?

He was making a joke, he was implying Melania and Ivanka Trump.

[DreamFreez]

The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.

Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?

[Lovergrrl]

I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?

Lmao! You might want to pen a nice apology to Justin Trudeau after that Niagara shower.

[The Camel]

There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.

I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?

[Lovergrrl]

The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.

There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.

[The Camel]

My guess is that she takes some type of ped (provider enhancing drug) to keep herself thin. It was probably the worst 500 fook I have had. I do not remember when she was 250. At that price, it is not worth it neither.

The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.

[HowdyDoody32]

Who's that? Some retired porn star on crack who escorts like Kat?