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09-14-18 00:43 #4382
Posts: 78Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]
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09-13-18 21:10 #4381
Posts: 252Great review
Originally Posted by Hundred [View Original Post]
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09-13-18 04:14 #4380
Posts: 279https://cityxguide.com/escorts/goldf...07552-12367558
That place? After my horrible experience at MA massage in la habra, I don't go to places that aggressively advertise on cityxguide. 100% SEXY AND HOT ahahahahahaha!
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09-12-18 14:20 #4379
Posts: 836I am handjobicus
So, having been convinced that switter, slixa, cityxguide, massagerepublic and facebook are useless, I decided to hit the MP scene.
I got the subscription to Rub Maps dot com. A monumental waste of money. Here is a little tip, if you want to get the girl's name when you get serviced so your reviews can be helpful, ask the girl's name!!
I have had just about enough of the whole "no name" reviews on that site.
Anyhow, I roll on down to goldfinger on westwood boulevard, more out of curiousity because there are reports from mongers of open doors and windows on doors and espresso being served.
So, here is the real deal. The doors now have these windows that the owner has covered up with duct tape. You cannot see shit either in or out of the windows.
The doors are closed and the lights are very dim.
There is no espresso.
I park down the street at the staples and I am about to walk in but in walks this fat fuk wearing a neon track suit jacket and he kind of occupies the foyer for a bit too long. So I wait.
I then go in and the mamasan is jenny, a Chinese gal who could be anywhere between 40 and 107. She is dressed kind of skanky, she has a good bod and she went to town on me once but her face is just awful and her breath smells like the ass end of a fig streetwalker.
So I give her 40 and get the first room on the left. This is the VIP suite. It is bigger than any other room.
I get naked and hide under the towel. After a small eternity, in walks a tech and I ask her what her name is. Jessica. Jessica is pretty squat and has a face that could stop an atomic clock. She is pleasant though and says you want soft medium or hard. I say soft and she just tickled me all over, there was no massage. I started at 635 pm and she did my back and crack and nuts and head, shoulders, knees, and toes until about 650. She had me flip and asked if she could use oil on my dick. I said ok. She is pretty fugly, and I was kind of pissed because in the waiting room was a cuter girl but of unclear age. Jessica is probably anywhere between 34 and 55. Her face looks young, her body is kind of beat. Maybe has a kid, maybe swallowed a toaster oven?
I turn over and she just kind massaged my dick. The strokes were more circular than up and down but she did do my balls alot and smiled. I just let her go at it and she did say, there was only about five minutes left. I figured I would let myself nut. It felt like I was peeing. I unloaded quite a bit and she used the hand shield method. For an ugly gal with a weight problem, it was a good handie, I fucken felt it going through my veins and shit.
So, goldfinger is alive and well. I mean, there is a stable of runt girls there, but unlike all the bs websites they are actually there.
Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.
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09-11-18 10:48 #4378
Posts: 67Thanks
Originally Posted by Tipisil [View Original Post]
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09-10-18 22:35 #4377
Posts: 279I had a korean spinner named Alley last year at HT. I was able to pick her up and pound her standing up. Awesome time. Can’t do that with most MP girls... would give me a fucking hernia lmao!
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09-10-18 22:16 #4376
Posts: 1444Originally Posted by TheArchitect [View Original Post]
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09-10-18 22:12 #4375
Posts: 67Originally Posted by Tipisil [View Original Post]
Any 'higher' quality ladies there?
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09-09-18 18:33 #4374
Posts: 226Thai massage
Can anyone recommend a thai massage parlor where BBBJ is available? I tried I'm thai spa which is around the lax area.
But I walked in and there was 6 other people. Including a M / F couple, definitely too high volume and they've got a lot of help reviews, but I decided to check it out based off some rubmaps reviews, didn't even stay for a massage, mammasan said it would be at least a 20 minute wait.
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09-08-18 22:28 #4373
Posts: 1444HT in inglewood
This probably belongs on the other city thread but since this one is more active and figure more people could benefit from the info.
Went to HT on Inglewood. . 6 to mamasan and $ for the tip. The place is well reviews so I won't go into too much detail. Went inside, reminded me of a casita except that this place had AC and was pretty cool inside. Got a skinny Korean with bolt ons. We did about 2 words of chit chat and then got down to business. FS with everything covered. Said our goodbyes and may visit again since there seem to be some gems in there.
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09-08-18 19:32 #4372
Posts: 316Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32 [View Original Post]
What I used to do was when I got into the room, I would ask the mamasan: "You have nice girl for me?" while drawing the hourglass shape in the air with my hands. It was my way of telling her I wanted someone shapely or curvy. Likewise, if I was in the mood for a woman with larger breasts, I would "draw" a top-heavy hourglass. Same if I wanted a woman with a bigger ass, thicker body, etc.
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09-03-18 22:37 #4371
Posts: 1444Originally Posted by OCaznLuvr [View Original Post]
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09-03-18 18:50 #4370
Posts: 836It is not free.
Originally Posted by MassageTourist [View Original Post]
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09-03-18 14:26 #4369
Posts: 39Howdy, Great advice. You should write a book on mongering "Mongering for Dummies", LOL!
You are spot on the water bottle issue and must have talked to my wife! The exact thing happened to me and I was lucky that day my gym was having special promo and handing out small water bottles. I came home, picked up the wife for shopping and she asked the same question. She made me go back to the gym and prove where the bottle came from. I got lucky but I'm sure all those bottles create a question / thought whether asked or not. I don't accept any water unless bottled and know that I will drink it before getting home.
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09-03-18 12:26 #4368
Posts: 279Originally Posted by MassageTourist [View Original Post]
After a few trips let me know how many half-empty water bottles you got rotting in your car ahhahahaha. once these bottles get in yo car they tend to stay in yo car lmao.
If you have a wife she be like, "where you be getting all these (costco kirkland, walmart brand) bottles from?
btw, as a male monger i would not leave tip out in open unless you know the parlor well. you can leave a 100 bill, she give you just a handy but you were expecting a CBJ or CFS, and shell be like, wasnt that for me? then youll have to explain why. had it happen once at the now closed la habra accu and never again do i do that lol. but if you know place is FS and its your first time there, like say going to HT in inglewood, go for it its fine.
a female mongers different though, sexist but true. a MP girl sees a man she assumes hes a monger, but if she sees a girl she doesnt. that open money tells the MP girl, shes a monger lol.
a male monger doesnt have to initiate anything. the girl can tell if youre a monger. you dont have to rub her thighs or grab her ass or leave large tip money out in open; its not necessary. some guys do it but its not necessary. once had a girl tell me, your hands are cold. and she put my hands on her thighs. dont object. next thing i know she puts them on her tits. dont object. now theyre on her pussy lol. dont object. and next thing you know we be fucking ahhahahaha.
also, shower b4 you go.
wash your ass (many chick will blow air in your crack or tickle your salad)
be presentable.
i purposely stay in excellent physical condition just for this hobby.