Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 04-08-19 17:29

So I have not done any mongering since a bender a few weeks ago (post to follow about going to the "health center" at noon and then banging a pro at 10 pm and almost fucken dying), and my balls were as packed as a lakers season ticket holder pity party. I mean I just knew that I would probably shoot a rope so long that fucken jussie guy would claim I was trying to lynch him.

First, I went to crystal angels site, but the meat there is kind of like the steaks at the fuken pantry. For 500 dollars, I need someone to make me holla.

Next, I texted the thai powerpuff gal, but she was not available until 8:15 pm and my balls were set to explode like my head at an adele concert by 7 pm.

I went on private delights and city x guide and all the girls were incalling in los angeles, and when you call, they are not in l. A. , they re in fucken downey, or actual transsexuals.

I then figured I would try the local mp scene, so I called gold finger in westwood and asked for coco who has yanked my dick more times than Kershaw has hurt his back. She was available so I drove there and as I am making the turn into the joint, there is a monger in ratty k mart shorts sporting a fucken tripod walking in.

I finally park (at the fucken staples a block away) and I walk in and the greeter kind of looks like johnny cash when he was dying. I asked her for coco but she was in with Baywatch boy and the greeter had a face like someone put her skull into a trapezoid mold when she was forming in the uterus.

So I walked out (hold the applause) and went to the other place near gold finger. Not the oriental on sa mo itlself, the other one next to the nail salon and the dive bar.

I walk in. There is now no screen door or nothing and the place looks about as dead as Julius Caesar, but the greeter / mamasan / executive vp of strategic affairs welcomed me to a curtained room (I remember there being doors) and offered the hour for 50. She had that typical fucked up inscrutable body of the westside mp worker, like no ass, but a bit of a curve, small tits but a flat largish torso and all the while under 5 foot 2 and under 100 lbs. I was like, shit, I hope she is not my yanker.

I laid down for a good five minutes and sure enough some white fucko was yucking it up and finding something as funny as a dead baby's toys to laugh at loudly in the middle of the MP.

Sure as shit, the fuken mamasan walks in and informs me that she is the age 35-40 asian gal who will beat me the fuck off.

I had paid for the hour, but she was intent on proving einstein's theory of general relativity beyond metaphysical certainty that the gravitational pull of an Asian hand on my cock does result in time dilation.

She asked soft or medium or hard, I said soft. She pretty much had the towel off of me in about 2 minutes and was all over my asshole. Then she was all over my nut sack like it was a punching bag. I let her all avenues of access to my woman pleaser and about 15 minutes in she flipped and gave me a pillow.

On the flip she went for my anaconda and we negotiated a bit, she did the sign language for mediocre handjob and that I could feel those supple Asian breastssustsusussus for 60 bucks.

She started on the cock and let me see her 34 b miniatures with brown pencil eraser nipples. Her name was yoyo and her face looked like she had been dropped on the ground from a u2 spy plane. She had a fiery tat on her arm of what the fuck I do not know.

After a while she was like you take too long pay me now. And there is a fucken sign at this place telling you to call an 818 number if the tech does this. So I got up with my huge cock and gave her 60 and she just went to town. I let loose a really huge disgusting load. She called me every mp name in the book (handsome, strong cock, hard cock, sexy), but not superman. The huge load was due to a backlog and a very high protein diet with lots of fluids.

Total damage was 110,50 for an "hour" of MP time – which was 40 minutes ass to ass, and 60 for the tip.

Oh, and after I was done, she did not even change the towel, she just laid a gauze sheeting over my towel, yuk. I was not offered a water.

**Jokeman55** · 04-03-19 23:52

Originally Posted by Scotchman [View Original Post]

"Anotherboard" has this place listed as CLOSED (out-of-business).

I drove by there yesterday and the neon "open" sign over the front door was on. If anybody wants me to, I'll stick my head in the door and make sure.

**Gman008** · 04-03-19 21:09

Originally Posted by OhMY08 [View Original Post]

Hi Danny,

Sounds like my cup o tea!

You wouldn't happen to remember her name would you?

Possibly what day / s she is there?

Appreciate the help!

Love to try her what day?

**OhMY08** · 04-03-19 16:26

Originally Posted by Danny2 [View Original Post]

It wasn't Thursday and I met a gorgeous latina. Maybe the hottest girl I've seen in a while. Made me wonder why she was there and not in OC getting
She was a 9 in my book her attitude and her DT were the best. Will repeat

Hi Danny,

Sounds like my cup o tea!

You wouldn't happen to remember her name would you?

Possibly what day / s she is there?

Appreciate the help!

**Jokeman55** · 04-03-19 00:17

Originally Posted by Jokeman55 [View Original Post]

This place is in my neighborhood. I'll check 'them out and report back.

I drove by today and the neon "open' sign above the front door was on.

**Danny2** · 04-02-19 18:59

Originally Posted by Dirnsurn [View Original Post]

+1 for this place. Was there on Thursday and had a beautiful Latina. She says she only works Thursday. She took care of me and can take a good pounding.

It wasn't Thursday and I met a gorgeous latina. Maybe the hottest girl I've seen in a while. Made me wonder why she was there and not in OC getting everyone with a bs nuru LOL.

She was a 9 in my book her attitude and her DT were the best. Will repeat

**Dirnsurn** · 04-01-19 14:56

Originally Posted by Gman008 [View Original Post]

Had been here a few times!! But first time posting about this place!! I walk in ask if I had been there before said yes! Mamasan ask me for a member number told her I didn't have one! So she told me to make one now! I asked for a line up she said other girl was busy! So she said only Latina availble so I said ok! In walks a pretty young Latina small petite maybe early 20's. Nice A cups perky titis! CBJ! Took her time! Then pounded her down! She wash good but her youth made up for the performance!

+1 for this place. Was there on Thursday and had a beautiful Latina. She says she only works Thursday. She took care of me and can take a good pounding.

**Jokeman55** · 04-01-19 00:44

Originally Posted by Scotchman [View Original Post]

"Anotherboard" has this place listed as CLOSED (out-of-business).

This place is in my neighborhood. I'll check 'them out and report back.

**PriscillaM** · 03-31-19 13:56

The MP scene in L. A. Is about as pathetic as laker team dinners. There are more Asian woman age 35-40 giving handjobs than there are variations of hot pockets. Hint. They are not 35-40. The literature on websites devoted to MPs are about as useful as a clippers instructional video on winning in the playoffs. The absolute nonsense of places offering water on the way out in 2 ounce bottles is enough to make any sane person want to blow up a room full of Pomeranians.

But, every once in a while there rises a savior who can bring peace and justice to the galaxy and a top notch fucken lay in the greater los angeles metropolitan statistical area.

For example, there was ono at ginja massage in santa monica. This girl simply love fucking white guys, and she did it well. There was no CBJ with her and you were not allowed out the door until you made it to home plate standing.

Well, you fuckers, I was that center for heath studies next to a questionable Russian deli and next to a boba store and found zara.

Details available via PM.

**Fish Hunter** · 03-31-19 09:30

Sprng and Alpine is a rub and tub. Use to have a gal name Michelle there. Nice cans but she is long gone. Tried to call asking for her. Tina seems to have a Michelle there but always a different Michelle and not the same on the top with those huge cans.

Originally Posted by Thor1212 [View Original Post]

I also work close by and I am interested if anyone finds anything. The other place is by Spring and Alpine. Not really worth hitting though.

**Scotchman** · 03-31-19 02:12

Originally Posted by AznPlaya [View Original Post]

Visiting LA near LAX. Any info on this one? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/vi...e-los-angeles/.

"Anotherboard" has this place listed as CLOSED (out-of-business).

**Jokeman55** · 03-31-19 00:34

Originally Posted by AznPlaya [View Original Post]

Visiting LA near LAX. Any info on this one? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/vi...e-los-angeles/.

Either they're legit or maybe HE only, they've been there over 40 years.

**AznPlaya** · 03-30-19 22:47

Visiting LA near LAX. Any info on this one? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/vi...e-los-angeles/.

**TheNoob** · 03-29-19 02:35

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

Haha yeah that's the one I assumed you were talking about. Who did you see there and what are the rates and services?

It's been a long time since I have been there, but never had bad service. It's very close to where I live so I try not to frequent it.

Standard rate 40 or 50 hhr and $ cfs.