Massage Parlor Reports

[HipHip]

I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!

[KGConn]

They were still operating as of about 3-4 months ago when they were the subject of discussion I believe on this site. They don't even open until early evening, so nobody will be answering the phone until later hours. One of the WeHo MPs is open past midnight. Can't be sure which one, but you can check MP hours on the free access listings on Rub Maps which has ad banners all over this site. Also I believe either "Empathy" or another of the Gardena latina spots on Crenshaw is open very late. This is tough for them to get away with. Really don't understand how they sustain the late hours without having LE harassment heaped on them. But still a few out there.

Oh yeah, I should have said I called last night at the usual time when I ask who's working that night (around 11 PM). I visited just two weeks ago actually.

Called pretty much every night since I posted asking if they were still around and straight to voicemail. Unless they changed numbers, my late night spot might be gone.

[BMC73]

It appears that a verified EROS ad has at least one real pic. A gal from thatmall who has fake pics on that mall has a real pic on EROS. But which gal do you see, I prolly can help you out to confirm provenance.

Here are both posts.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/140961

https://massage.eros.com/california/...893.htm?cat=83

[PriscillaM]

Is the EROS verified flag always an indicator that girl is legit and pics are as well? I found a girls listed on Rub Ratings that looks TGTBT but she is EROS verified as well. Can find any more info on her. Anyone ever come across a fake profile that was EROS verified?

It appears that a verified EROS ad has at least one real pic. A gal from thatmall who has fake pics on that mall has a real pic on EROS. But which gal do you see, I prolly can help you out to confirm provenance.

[PriscillaM]

So the westside handjob trade seems at times to be going up in smoke faster than air Jordan's in a police brutality inspired riot.

Temple of bullshit had only "doubles" available meaning that you have to tolerate some old fat tantriak just to get some moistie newbie hands on your dikdalini, and at twice the price. Fuck that.

The one gal on the westside on private disappointment and rubratings is totally split personality afflicted (separate post on her).

The westside gals on that mall are all old and as fucked up as a Luke Walton magic Johnson 69.

I figure I would try and settle to repeat with a really good cock yanker at goldfinger in the Westwood area.

So I call over and sure as a mamasan can yell time is up in the queen's English, both coco and suki are there. So I buzz over and park, as per usual, in the staples lot.

I walk up the street and had to fucken tie my shoes and walking across westwood boulevard is high school physical education coach fucko – this asshole must have parked at the Petco or the vitamin store. I did not want to walk in with coach fucko so I waited near the Starbuckss and the million or so Persian markets and when the coast was clear, I went in.

Coco greeted me but either I have Alzheimer's or there are two cocos, I could not remember her. She had yanked my dick a few times and, if it was the same coco, sucked on my nipples like her tongue got stuck to dry ice and shoved her finger up my asshole like she was trying to dig for oil in the Bakken.

I was like I would like to have Suki play with my penor. So, and I am such a fucken g for this, coco yelled out in Chinese, hey, Suki, I know you are in there with PE coach fucko who would not even try and pay for a meter, but this fucko asked for you. And, guess what, suki came out of room 4 to see if she could squeeze me in. So yea, to the fucko who had suki leave on you in the middle, that was me. Suki stepped out of the door, and she looked like she had just popped out of a band box. I mean she was as disheveled as a vestral virgin after a bukkake scene. She looked at me like she had seen le bron play defense and said "I am beeezy" and I was entreated by her to come back later. Coco was looking good and I think PE coach fucko was both getting a hand job from Suki and making her take the presidential fitness exam, because she looked as tore up as a marshall's after back to school week.

So I went with coco, and it was pretty good. I opted for the hour and she asked soft or medium – there is no hard option at goldfinger – hat tip to the owner of this place. I said soft and she took the towel off after about 60 seconds and was poking at my nuts like she was testing an avocado for ripeness in about another 60 seconds. She did not massage my shoulders or legs, it was all balls, dick and gooch with me face down. After about 5 minutes, she gave me a warm towel treatment to get rid of the oil and turned me over.

Then ensued some truly biblical dick work. I am pretty sure this is the coco I have seen before because, as in the past, she requested that I "take care of her" she went slow as I instructed her and emphatically remarked that it looked like I had control over my cock to last an hour. She said I could touch her small tits, and I did, but her padded bra stayed on, and I was also allowed to grab her ass which was smoother than kim Kardashian's pussy after being shaved by a weed whacker. She asked me for 80 bucks if she took care of me and did not ***** about the time I was taking to convert the third down, and I thought maybe she would suck my 10 inch Makita, so I said 100. Yeah, fuck you el monte cheapos.

But I guess this is goldfinger, not nam, so there are rules. We just did about 25 minutes of straight dick work until I shot a load up and to the right.

I was escorted to the rear and now, having burned the names of Suki and coco, will prolyl not be back for awhile.

I was not offered a water, so someone must be reading these reviews.

[BMC73]

Is the EROS verified flag always an indicator that girl is legit and pics are as well? I found a girls listed on Rub Ratings that looks TGTBT but she is EROS verified as well. Can find any more info on her. Anyone ever come across a fake profile that was EROS verified?

[Alan69]

Read on another site that Jessica provides BBBJ. Been there and got a hot Asian no bbj though. Trying to figure out what days she works.

This place used to be ocean and before that sakura. There have been a lot of good reviews over the years for all three places. I have tried each place a few times, but have never had a good experience. Maybe there is a secret code that you need to know. If anyone knows the secret, please let us know.

[The Camel]

Anyone know if the place on Verdugo is still around? I really hope so since it's the only late night place I know of. I tried calling all three numbers I had of theirs and they all went straight to voicemail.

They were still operating as of about 3-4 months ago when they were the subject of discussion I believe on this site. They don't even open until early evening, so nobody will be answering the phone until later hours. One of the WeHo MPs is open past midnight. Can't be sure which one, but you can check MP hours on the free access listings on Rub Maps which has ad banners all over this site. Also I believe either "Empathy" or another of the Gardena latina spots on Crenshaw is open very late. This is tough for them to get away with. Really don't understand how they sustain the late hours without having LE harassment heaped on them. But still a few out there.

[Benz1]

One of my favorite girls is visiting LA this week.

Her pics are real accurate.
She likes to be called a freaky bitc*, loves to flirt and play.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/717108577071

[KGConn]

Anyone know if the place on Verdugo is still around? I really hope so since it's the only late night place I know of. I tried calling all three numbers I had of theirs and they all went straight to voicemail.

[MisterTwinkies]

So I have not done any mongering since a bender a few weeks ago (post to follow about going to the "health center" at noon and then banging a pro at 10 pm and almost fucken dying), and my balls were as packed as a lakers season ticket holder pity party. I mean I just knew that I would probably shoot a rope so long that fucken jussie guy would claim I was trying to lynch him.

Easily the best review I've read all year long, hats off to you.

[Zauriel]

This is one of your best.

So I have not done any mongering since a bender a few weeks ago (post to follow about going to the "health center" at noon and then banging a pro at 10 pm and almost fucken dying), and my balls were as packed as a lakers season ticket holder pity party. I mean I just knew that I would probably shoot a rope so long that fucken jussie guy would claim I was trying to lynch him.

First, I went to crystal angels site, but the meat there is kind of like the steaks at the fuken pantry. For 500 dollars, I need someone to make me holla.

Next, I texted the thai powerpuff gal, but she was not available until 8:15 pm and my balls were set to explode like my head at an adele concert by 7 pm.

I went on private delights and city x guide and all the girls were incalling in los angeles, and when you call, they are not in l. A. , they re in fucken downey, or actual transsexuals.

I then figured I would try the local mp scene, so I called gold finger in westwood and asked for coco who has yanked my dick more times than Kershaw has hurt his back. She was available so I drove there and as I am making the turn into the joint, there is a monger in ratty k mart shorts sporting a fucken tripod walking in.

I finally park (at the fucken staples a block away) and I walk in and the greeter kind of looks like johnny cash when he was dying. I asked her for coco but she was in with Baywatch boy and the greeter had a face like someone put her skull into a trapezoid mold when she was forming in the uterus.

So I walked out (hold the applause) and went to the other place near gold finger. Not the oriental on sa mo itlself, the other one next to the nail salon and the dive bar.

I walk in. There is now no screen door or nothing and the place looks about as dead as Julius Caesar, but the greeter / mamasan / executive vp of strategic affairs welcomed me to a curtained room (I remember there being doors) and offered the hour for 50. She had that typical fucked up inscrutable body of the westside mp worker, like no ass, but a bit of a curve, small tits but a flat largish torso and all the while under 5 foot 2 and under 100 lbs. I was like, shit, I hope she is not my yanker.

I laid down for a good five minutes and sure enough some white fucko was yucking it up and finding something as funny as a dead baby's toys to laugh at loudly in the middle of the MP.

Sure as shit, the fuken mamasan walks in and informs me that she is the age 35-40 asian gal who will beat me the fuck off.

I had paid for the hour, but she was intent on proving einstein's theory of general relativity beyond metaphysical certainty that the gravitational pull of an Asian hand on my cock does result in time dilation.

She asked soft or medium or hard, I said soft. She pretty much had the towel off of me in about 2 minutes and was all over my asshole. Then she was all over my nut sack like it was a punching bag. I let her all avenues of access to my woman pleaser and about 15 minutes in she flipped and gave me a pillow.

On the flip she went for my anaconda and we negotiated a bit, she did the sign language for mediocre handjob and that I could feel those supple Asian breastssustsusussus for 60 bucks.

She started on the cock and let me see her 34 b miniatures with brown pencil eraser nipples. Her name was yoyo and her face looked like she had been dropped on the ground from a u2 spy plane. She had a fiery tat on her arm of what the fuck I do not know.

After a while she was like you take too long pay me now. And there is a fucken sign at this place telling you to call an 818 number if the tech does this. So I got up with my huge cock and gave her 60 and she just went to town. I let loose a really huge disgusting load. She called me every mp name in the book (handsome, strong cock, hard cock, sexy), but not superman. The huge load was due to a backlog and a very high protein diet with lots of fluids.

Total damage was 110,50 for an "hour" of MP time which was 40 minutes ass to ass, and 60 for the tip.

Oh, and after I was done, she did not even change the towel, she just laid a gauze sheeting over my towel, yuk. I was not offered a water.

[PriscillaM]

So I have not done any mongering since a bender a few weeks ago (post to follow about going to the "health center" at noon and then banging a pro at 10 pm and almost fucken dying), and my balls were as packed as a lakers season ticket holder pity party. I mean I just knew that I would probably shoot a rope so long that fucken jussie guy would claim I was trying to lynch him.

First, I went to crystal angels site, but the meat there is kind of like the steaks at the fuken pantry. For 500 dollars, I need someone to make me holla.

Next, I texted the thai powerpuff gal, but she was not available until 8:15 pm and my balls were set to explode like my head at an adele concert by 7 pm.

I went on private delights and city x guide and all the girls were incalling in los angeles, and when you call, they are not in l. A. , they re in fucken downey, or actual transsexuals.

I then figured I would try the local mp scene, so I called gold finger in westwood and asked for coco who has yanked my dick more times than Kershaw has hurt his back. She was available so I drove there and as I am making the turn into the joint, there is a monger in ratty k mart shorts sporting a fucken tripod walking in.

I finally park (at the fucken staples a block away) and I walk in and the greeter kind of looks like johnny cash when he was dying. I asked her for coco but she was in with Baywatch boy and the greeter had a face like someone put her skull into a trapezoid mold when she was forming in the uterus.

So I walked out (hold the applause) and went to the other place near gold finger. Not the oriental on sa mo itlself, the other one next to the nail salon and the dive bar.

I walk in. There is now no screen door or nothing and the place looks about as dead as Julius Caesar, but the greeter / mamasan / executive vp of strategic affairs welcomed me to a curtained room (I remember there being doors) and offered the hour for 50. She had that typical fucked up inscrutable body of the westside mp worker, like no ass, but a bit of a curve, small tits but a flat largish torso and all the while under 5 foot 2 and under 100 lbs. I was like, shit, I hope she is not my yanker.

I laid down for a good five minutes and sure enough some white fucko was yucking it up and finding something as funny as a dead baby's toys to laugh at loudly in the middle of the MP.

Sure as shit, the fuken mamasan walks in and informs me that she is the age 35-40 asian gal who will beat me the fuck off.

I had paid for the hour, but she was intent on proving einstein's theory of general relativity beyond metaphysical certainty that the gravitational pull of an Asian hand on my cock does result in time dilation.

She asked soft or medium or hard, I said soft. She pretty much had the towel off of me in about 2 minutes and was all over my asshole. Then she was all over my nut sack like it was a punching bag. I let her all avenues of access to my woman pleaser and about 15 minutes in she flipped and gave me a pillow.

On the flip she went for my anaconda and we negotiated a bit, she did the sign language for mediocre handjob and that I could feel those supple Asian breastssustsusussus for 60 bucks.

She started on the cock and let me see her 34 b miniatures with brown pencil eraser nipples. Her name was yoyo and her face looked like she had been dropped on the ground from a u2 spy plane. She had a fiery tat on her arm of what the fuck I do not know.

After a while she was like you take too long pay me now. And there is a fucken sign at this place telling you to call an 818 number if the tech does this. So I got up with my huge cock and gave her 60 and she just went to town. I let loose a really huge disgusting load. She called me every mp name in the book (handsome, strong cock, hard cock, sexy), but not superman. The huge load was due to a backlog and a very high protein diet with lots of fluids.

Total damage was 110,50 for an "hour" of MP time – which was 40 minutes ass to ass, and 60 for the tip.

Oh, and after I was done, she did not even change the towel, she just laid a gauze sheeting over my towel, yuk. I was not offered a water.

[Jokeman55]

"Anotherboard" has this place listed as CLOSED (out-of-business).

I drove by there yesterday and the neon "open" sign over the front door was on. If anybody wants me to, I'll stick my head in the door and make sure.

[Gman008]

Hi Danny,

Sounds like my cup o tea!

You wouldn't happen to remember her name would you?

Possibly what day / s she is there?

Appreciate the help!

Love to try her what day?