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04-16-19 10:09 #4909
Posts: 851Originally Posted by HipHip [View Original Post]
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04-15-19 14:02 #4908
Posts: 2397This is too easy.
Originally Posted by Hiphip [View Original Post]
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04-15-19 07:07 #4907
Posts: 2First timer requesting suggestion
I have never Done this before and I'm in LA for another two days and I Definitely want to try it out. I don't know what the acronyms and alliteration means, I kinda pieced that FS is full service, which is what I'd really like. I'd love an Asian girl. Preferably young LOL. Please PM me so I can find out how and where to spend my time well. Times, locations, who to ask for, how I approach the 'extra services', if there's any boundaries such as no this or that, any help would be very appreciated!
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04-15-19 02:21 #4906
Posts: 161Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
Called pretty much every night since I posted asking if they were still around and straight to voicemail. Unless they changed numbers, my late night spot might be gone.
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04-14-19 18:20 #4905
Posts: 69Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/140961
https://massage.eros.com/california/...893.htm?cat=83
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04-14-19 13:21 #4904
Posts: 2397Which gal is it.
Originally Posted by BMC73 [View Original Post]
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04-14-19 13:13 #4903
Posts: 2397Heavy dick work.
So the westside handjob trade seems at times to be going up in smoke faster than air Jordan's in a police brutality inspired riot.
Temple of bullshit had only "doubles" available meaning that you have to tolerate some old fat tantriak just to get some moistie newbie hands on your dikdalini, and at twice the price. Fuck that.
The one gal on the westside on private disappointment and rubratings is totally split personality afflicted (separate post on her).
The westside gals on that mall are all old and as fucked up as a Luke Walton magic Johnson 69.
I figure I would try and settle to repeat with a really good cock yanker at goldfinger in the Westwood area.
So I call over and sure as a mamasan can yell time is up in the queen's English, both coco and suki are there. So I buzz over and park, as per usual, in the staples lot.
I walk up the street and had to fucken tie my shoes and walking across westwood boulevard is high school physical education coach fucko – this asshole must have parked at the Petco or the vitamin store. I did not want to walk in with coach fucko so I waited near the Starbuckss and the million or so Persian markets and when the coast was clear, I went in.
Coco greeted me but either I have Alzheimer's or there are two cocos, I could not remember her. She had yanked my dick a few times and, if it was the same coco, sucked on my nipples like her tongue got stuck to dry ice and shoved her finger up my asshole like she was trying to dig for oil in the Bakken.
I was like I would like to have Suki play with my penor. So, and I am such a fucken g for this, coco yelled out in Chinese, hey, Suki, I know you are in there with PE coach fucko who would not even try and pay for a meter, but this fucko asked for you. And, guess what, suki came out of room 4 to see if she could squeeze me in. So yea, to the fucko who had suki leave on you in the middle, that was me. Suki stepped out of the door, and she looked like she had just popped out of a band box. I mean she was as disheveled as a vestral virgin after a bukkake scene. She looked at me like she had seen le bron play defense and said "I am beeezy" and I was entreated by her to come back later. Coco was looking good and I think PE coach fucko was both getting a hand job from Suki and making her take the presidential fitness exam, because she looked as tore up as a marshall's after back to school week.
So I went with coco, and it was pretty good. I opted for the hour and she asked soft or medium – there is no hard option at goldfinger – hat tip to the owner of this place. I said soft and she took the towel off after about 60 seconds and was poking at my nuts like she was testing an avocado for ripeness in about another 60 seconds. She did not massage my shoulders or legs, it was all balls, dick and gooch with me face down. After about 5 minutes, she gave me a warm towel treatment to get rid of the oil and turned me over.
Then ensued some truly biblical dick work. I am pretty sure this is the coco I have seen before because, as in the past, she requested that I "take care of her" she went slow as I instructed her and emphatically remarked that it looked like I had control over my cock to last an hour. She said I could touch her small tits, and I did, but her padded bra stayed on, and I was also allowed to grab her ass which was smoother than kim Kardashian's pussy after being shaved by a weed whacker. She asked me for 80 bucks if she took care of me and did not ***** about the time I was taking to convert the third down, and I thought maybe she would suck my 10 inch Makita, so I said 100. Yeah, fuck you el monte cheapos.
But I guess this is goldfinger, not nam, so there are rules. We just did about 25 minutes of straight dick work until I shot a load up and to the right.
I was escorted to the rear and now, having burned the names of Suki and coco, will prolyl not be back for awhile.
I was not offered a water, so someone must be reading these reviews.
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04-13-19 12:56 #4902
Posts: 69EROS Verified.
Is the EROS verified flag always an indicator that girl is legit and pics are as well? I found a girls listed on Rub Ratings that looks TGTBT but she is EROS verified as well. Can find any more info on her. Anyone ever come across a fake profile that was EROS verified?
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04-12-19 20:27 #4901
Posts: 6Seasons
Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]
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04-12-19 15:14 #4900
Posts: 966Originally Posted by Unlucky13 [View Original Post]
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04-11-19 08:53 #4899
Posts: 4328KyrahJade
One of my favorite girls is visiting LA this week.
Her pics are real accurate.
She likes to be called a freaky bitc*, loves to flirt and play.
http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/717108577071
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04-11-19 01:56 #4898
Posts: 161Verdugo
Anyone know if the place on Verdugo is still around? I really hope so since it's the only late night place I know of. I tried calling all three numbers I had of theirs and they all went straight to voicemail.
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04-10-19 14:51 #4897
Posts: 135Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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04-09-19 06:20 #4896
Posts: 1143Bravo
This is one of your best.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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04-08-19 17:29 #4895
Posts: 2397Westside scramble
So I have not done any mongering since a bender a few weeks ago (post to follow about going to the "health center" at noon and then banging a pro at 10 pm and almost fucken dying), and my balls were as packed as a lakers season ticket holder pity party. I mean I just knew that I would probably shoot a rope so long that fucken jussie guy would claim I was trying to lynch him.
First, I went to crystal angels site, but the meat there is kind of like the steaks at the fuken pantry. For 500 dollars, I need someone to make me holla.
Next, I texted the thai powerpuff gal, but she was not available until 8:15 pm and my balls were set to explode like my head at an adele concert by 7 pm.
I went on private delights and city x guide and all the girls were incalling in los angeles, and when you call, they are not in l. A. , they re in fucken downey, or actual transsexuals.
I then figured I would try the local mp scene, so I called gold finger in westwood and asked for coco who has yanked my dick more times than Kershaw has hurt his back. She was available so I drove there and as I am making the turn into the joint, there is a monger in ratty k mart shorts sporting a fucken tripod walking in.
I finally park (at the fucken staples a block away) and I walk in and the greeter kind of looks like johnny cash when he was dying. I asked her for coco but she was in with Baywatch boy and the greeter had a face like someone put her skull into a trapezoid mold when she was forming in the uterus.
So I walked out (hold the applause) and went to the other place near gold finger. Not the oriental on sa mo itlself, the other one next to the nail salon and the dive bar.
I walk in. There is now no screen door or nothing and the place looks about as dead as Julius Caesar, but the greeter / mamasan / executive vp of strategic affairs welcomed me to a curtained room (I remember there being doors) and offered the hour for 50. She had that typical fucked up inscrutable body of the westside mp worker, like no ass, but a bit of a curve, small tits but a flat largish torso and all the while under 5 foot 2 and under 100 lbs. I was like, shit, I hope she is not my yanker.
I laid down for a good five minutes and sure enough some white fucko was yucking it up and finding something as funny as a dead baby's toys to laugh at loudly in the middle of the MP.
Sure as shit, the fuken mamasan walks in and informs me that she is the age 35-40 asian gal who will beat me the fuck off.
I had paid for the hour, but she was intent on proving einstein's theory of general relativity beyond metaphysical certainty that the gravitational pull of an Asian hand on my cock does result in time dilation.
She asked soft or medium or hard, I said soft. She pretty much had the towel off of me in about 2 minutes and was all over my asshole. Then she was all over my nut sack like it was a punching bag. I let her all avenues of access to my woman pleaser and about 15 minutes in she flipped and gave me a pillow.
On the flip she went for my anaconda and we negotiated a bit, she did the sign language for mediocre handjob and that I could feel those supple Asian breastssustsusussus for 60 bucks.
She started on the cock and let me see her 34 b miniatures with brown pencil eraser nipples. Her name was yoyo and her face looked like she had been dropped on the ground from a u2 spy plane. She had a fiery tat on her arm of what the fuck I do not know.
After a while she was like you take too long pay me now. And there is a fucken sign at this place telling you to call an 818 number if the tech does this. So I got up with my huge cock and gave her 60 and she just went to town. I let loose a really huge disgusting load. She called me every mp name in the book (handsome, strong cock, hard cock, sexy), but not superman. The huge load was due to a backlog and a very high protein diet with lots of fluids.
Total damage was 110,50 for an "hour" of MP time – which was 40 minutes ass to ass, and 60 for the tip.
Oh, and after I was done, she did not even change the towel, she just laid a gauze sheeting over my towel, yuk. I was not offered a water.