Massage Parlor Reports

[Wireless91910]

You should click on Jennifer M's profile and look at her reviews. That's some funny shit. Which one of you mongers gave her the clap?

I just read the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/goldfinger-massage-los-angeles.

The Yelp is so funny. Of course they don't want female clients and it is shady. Its a jack shack!

[JacobsLadder69]

I just read the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/goldfinger-massage-los-angeles.

The Yelp is so funny. Of course they don't want female clients and it is shady. Its a jack shack!

Some of the guys reviewing didn't like it either.

Old lady rub and tugs are a dime a dozen. No big surprise there.

[BenderOver]

Now for the unfortunate part. I'd have to give her 2 on looks. Someone else said 4, and boy, that dude is generous. I'd like to give her 1, but that's just too mean, so 2 (out of 10). It helped a lot room as near pitch black.

I'm not that generous buddy. The day I hand out a 2 in looks, it means that she looked like something unfuckable and I threw up during the session. A 4 means goddamnit I wish I could unsee what I just saw, but at least I held it together and didn't fuck the place up with the chili cheese dog I just ate before arriving.

[Avocat]

I just read the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/goldfinger-massage-los-angeles.

The Yelp is so funny. Of course they don't want female clients and it is shady. Its a jack shack!

[BSinTo]

Had a quick visit to ECO yesterday as to my way to LAX. Three girls on lineup, pulled Electra, what a gem, she's going to TJ for a while but will back in two months. Excellent service, excellent attitude, excellent body.

I'm jealous to all of you guys who have this establishment in your backyard.

Enjoy and be safe my Monger bros.

I was fortunate enough to have Apple in the lineup on my visit a few weeks back. I'm glad it's not in my backyard, I'd be broke and homeless.

[Wireless91910]

I've gotten over 30 PM's looking for Tina's info.

Here is a hint or I guess a total give away: Bangkok, Thai, Encino.

Left click all three hints and highlight, and then right click search and you will be rewarded.

I've included wise words from one of my all time favorite guys "Turd Fergerson".

[ChiBoy2]

Had a quick visit to ECO yesterday as to my way to LAX. Three girls on lineup, pulled Electra, what a gem, she's going to TJ for a while but will back in two months. Excellent service, excellent attitude, excellent body.

I'm jealous to all of you guys who have this establishment in your backyard.

Enjoy and be safe my Monger bros.

[Spearmonger]

I called ahead since Tina is high volume and set up 12 pm appointment. She was busy at 12:30, 1, 1:30 and so forth, so she is popular.

It is true what others have described of Tina's services. I too, was led into room number 2, with standard massage bed. There was only a tiny light in the room, which Tina turned off as she walked in, so it was super dark, and I was super thankful (more on this later).

So if you are into rimming, she is THE person to go see. She does it better than most girls' DFK, LOL. What I also found interesting was that Tina never talked about $. No conversation of entry fee. I entered the room, stripped, laid on bed and waited about 5 minutes, she entered the room and began massage right away. Even when I was leaving, she didn't ask me to pay up, so I thought for a second that I may be able to get away with it for free! I paid her. 60 (3 20's folded) and thought she was going to come after me demanding more. That didn't happen. In terms of service and value, I'd have to say it was the best ever.

Now for the unfortunate part. I'd have to give her 2 on looks. Someone else said 4, and boy, that dude is generous. I'd like to give her 1, but that's just too mean, so 2 (out of 10). It helped a lot room as near pitch black.

She also asked if I wanted another go, which I declined. I only had rimming and BBBJ (which BTW I am not sure if she swallowed, because I didn't notice her split it out)

I had a nearly identical experience with Tina early this morning. She's a real gem with this particular offering.

I agree that she isn't even remotely attractive, but to be fair to her, she's a super short, Asian grandmother. She's not ugly, she's just OLD.

I figured after what she just did, she deserved a healthy tip, so I gave her $.

[Maxen]

Because (not since) I am in a good mood, I will respond.

The blonde you saw was Kelly. She is a fucken grandma and her breath smells like someone died up in that WG twice. But some dudes swear by her, that she is the next fucken Amy Taylor.

The stars of the joint are coco and suki.

If coco is over 45 I will eat kimchi. She is actually sexy and does not stink like that fucken break room at goldfinger. She speaks some English, she is subservient and will do just about everything with your dick and asshole that can be done by hand, but she is mercenary now and wants a 100 (yes, you fucken SGV creeps, a 100 tip).

Suki is there less, but also attractive, but really money crazed, will fucken graby your wallet.

Cynthia looks a little boyish, loves to have you ram fingers up her twat and has a Bush the size of the baseball diamond at dodger stadium.

Selena is new, works Thurs Fri. And sat. She is cute, not as into interaction, but close to coco on looks. But Selena has a weird "all you can eat honey' voice.

There was a Jane or Sara who looked like a wood chippper victim but did good handies on Tues., wed and Thur.

The half hour is for squares and it is 40, always go for the half at 50 - I dunno, ask your mom for more money.

Tip inside is about as price transparent.

There is no way you are getting rubbed for less than 40.

When I am in a good mood and the girl lets me finger her and does at least 20 minutes of dick work, I tip 100. Cynthia is apparently giving head. I don't know.

If you go there, kindly shit at the Starbucks first, if I hear one more monger walk in and say "yeah, I want a half hour but can I take a crap first" I will lose it.

Also, all the girls here like to play with your starfish.

Thanks all for the intel, in the area again soon so I'll have to try a few more options, thank you!

[PriscillaM]

Was having a coffee at a Starbucks as m looking across st I see a few asian women standing and front of a door that had a handwritten sign saying 'massage' on tallish slender blond asian and a few GND types, naturally I finish my drink and cross the st, place is called Goldfinger, good sign to me. Go in and was greeted by the blond asian who told me 50 hr 40 1/2, standard I guess for west side a little higher then sgv. Go in nice clean place walk to back room, undress and hop on table in she comes, ok massage, when she poured some oil on my crack I knew I was at least going to get a he. So on flip negotiation starts higher then what I'm used to, so we settle on 80 with access to air bags, really nice pair so I was happy, jack hammer approach but got the job done, wanted a little more but denied, anyone else try the place and is there more to be had??

Because (not since) I am in a good mood, I will respond.

The blonde you saw was Kelly. She is a fucken grandma and her breath smells like someone died up in that WG twice. But some dudes swear by her, that she is the next fucken Amy Taylor.

The stars of the joint are coco and suki.

If coco is over 45 I will eat kimchi. She is actually sexy and does not stink like that fucken break room at goldfinger. She speaks some English, she is subservient and will do just about everything with your dick and asshole that can be done by hand, but she is mercenary now and wants a 100 (yes, you fucken SGV creeps, a 100 tip).

Suki is there less, but also attractive, but really money crazed, will fucken graby your wallet.

Cynthia looks a little boyish, loves to have you ram fingers up her twat and has a Bush the size of the baseball diamond at dodger stadium.

Selena is new, works Thurs Fri. And sat. She is cute, not as into interaction, but close to coco on looks. But Selena has a weird "all you can eat honey' voice.

There was a Jane or Sara who looked like a wood chippper victim but did good handies on Tues., wed and Thur.

The half hour is for squares and it is 40, always go for the half at 50 - I dunno, ask your mom for more money.

Tip inside is about as price transparent.

There is no way you are getting rubbed for less than 40.

When I am in a good mood and the girl lets me finger her and does at least 20 minutes of dick work, I tip 100. Cynthia is apparently giving head. I don't know.

If you go there, kindly shit at the Starbucks first, if I hear one more monger walk in and say "yeah, I want a half hour but can I take a crap first" I will lose it.

Also, all the girls here like to play with your starfish.

[DayDreamerLoco]

Maxen,

It seems you don't follow this thread since you're from SGV. If you do a search and / or go back a few pages, this place has been frequent by Priscilla as they offer PM (tickling your starfish. Not private message).

...., place is called Goldfinger, good sign to me. So on flip negotiation starts higher then what I'm used to, so we settle on 80 with access to air bags, really nice pair so I was happy, jack hammer approach but got the job done, wanted a little more but denied, anyone else try the place and is there more to be had??

[Maxen]

Was having a coffee at a Starbucks as m looking across st I see a few asian women standing and front of a door that had a handwritten sign saying 'massage' on tallish slender blond asian and a few GND types, naturally I finish my drink and cross the st, place is called Goldfinger, good sign to me. Go in and was greeted by the blond asian who told me 50 hr 40 1/2, standard I guess for west side a little higher then sgv. Go in nice clean place walk to back room, undress and hop on table in she comes, ok massage, when she poured some oil on my crack I knew I was at least going to get a he. So on flip negotiation starts higher then what I'm used to, so we settle on 80 with access to air bags, really nice pair so I was happy, jack hammer approach but got the job done, wanted a little more but denied, anyone else try the place and is there more to be had??

[JJangdol]

Would anybody please let me know where this is? Greatly appreciated!!

Here is a hint or I guess a total give away: Bangkok, Thai, Encino.

If you look through old posts, you can easily locate this place, but the movie hint with Brendan Fraser and mattress on the floor was more than enough for me to locate this place. Anyways, as for my experience.

I called ahead since Tina is high volume and set up 12 pm appointment. She was busy at 12:30, 1, 1:30 and so forth, so she is popular.

It is true what others have described of Tina's services. I too, was led into room number 2, with standard massage bed. There was only a tiny light in the room, which Tina turned off as she walked in, so it was super dark, and I was super thankful (more on this later).

So if you are into rimming, she is THE person to go see. She does it better than most girls' DFK, LOL. What I also found interesting was that Tina never talked about $. No conversation of entry fee. I entered the room, stripped, laid on bed and waited about 5 minutes, she entered the room and began massage right away. Even when I was leaving, she didn't ask me to pay up, so I thought for a second that I may be able to get away with it for free! I paid her. 60 (3 20's folded) and thought she was going to come after me demanding more. That didn't happen. In terms of service and value, I'd have to say it was the best ever.

Now for the unfortunate part. I'd have to give her 2 on looks. Someone else said 4, and boy, that dude is generous. I'd like to give her 1, but that's just too mean, so 2 (out of 10). It helped a lot room as near pitch black.

She also asked if I wanted another go, which I declined. I only had rimming and BBBJ (which BTW I am not sure if she swallowed, because I didn't notice her split it out, but I hope she did), but I am sure you can go for a second round and whole lot more with 1.

[KnotHead61]

Would anybody please let me know where this is? Greatly appreciated!!

Thanks to wireless91910 411 I visited Tina this week where Pauly Shore, Sean Astin and Brendan Faser went to high school together. Nothing gets me more solid than a great msog & salad toss so the 45 minute drive each way didn't bother me. Her looks are meh (she is a gilf) but the service she provided me more than made up for it. I haven't had a good backseat tongue bath since Emmy retired. So I get there and the entrance is in the back. I get inside the guy I was on the phone with instructs me to a small room that has a very slim mattress on the floor. Tina comes in and takes a liking to me right away because she thinks I'm 24 (I'm almost 40) she tells me to get in my birthday suit. So I assume the position and when she finally comes in she dims the light and starts rubbing my derriere, she gots some soft hands. Using those soft hands she spreads me and starts tongue bathing me back there and my eyes roll to the back of my head. About 10 minutes later she asks me to flip, gives me 2 small pillows to raise my head, puts more pillows under me and starts to go downtown again. She finally makes her way for a BBBJ and I'm start to hold back because I don't want it to end. I ask her to come to the side for some fiv action and she obliges not before pulling down her pants. She was hesitant about letting me put my fingers all the way in so I was just rubbing her lips and clit, but I once I felt her getting wet she let me insert my 3 fingers like I originally wanted to. My fingers were lathered in her pussy juice and the idea of me knowing she loved it because she got wet and liked it BOOM! I gave her 2 double shots glasses full of spunk all up into her pie hole. She spit it out but I know she digested some because I had her deep in there. As she was cleaning me up (she took the time to wipe down my left hand too tee-hee) I just laid there limp because of the great release. After she was finished with that she starts massaging me for a good 30 minutes..

[Mvmvm]

This is the place that is disconnected on rubmaps.

It merits a full review.

Just text that number they give you the address.

You pay 50 for a half hour. You do not go for longer, it is not worth it.

They send in a housekeeper and you fuck her for 120.

Thank you for the great intel! In your experience, are the posted photos real?