Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

After reading PriscillaM's reviews I decided to finally try Temple Of Bliss. I initially followed his advice and tried to book Ishtar but was unlucky that my schedule didn't work with hers. After some back and forth, my schedule worked with Gabriella Dream.

I realized later I had mixed up her review with one of the others and let me say, "Holy average time, batman. " I would call this the most average experience I've ever had. I felt like I was in a yoga class in the valley with a bunch of old women. Her movements were lazy, her massage was light (not her fault she's a tiny lady and not everyone has the iron grip of a Thai masseuse), and the finale was a lazy one handed stroke with direct bored-look-in-her-eyes eye contact till she started looking at the clock. I offered to help rap it up, had to get myself from 65 to 90% and then she took over for the finale.

Best part of the experience was when I was face down and she accidentally put her titty in my hand.

Super whatever.

She reminded me of a girl in university who would always borrow a pen from someone. Cute face, giant aureolas on small tits and a petite frame..

Check your PM. Ishtar mera is worth it just to imagine what it would be like to call her up and listen to her fart over the phone.

[Warlock90]

After reading PriscillaM's reviews I decided to finally try Temple Of Bliss. I initially followed his advice and tried to book Ishtar but was unlucky that my schedule didn't work with hers. After some back and forth, my schedule worked with Gabriella Dream.

I realized later I had mixed up her review with one of the others and let me say, "Holy average time, batman. " I would call this the most average experience I've ever had. I felt like I was in a yoga class in the valley with a bunch of old women. Her movements were lazy, her massage was light (not her fault she's a tiny lady and not everyone has the iron grip of a Thai masseuse), and the finale was a lazy one handed stroke with direct bored-look-in-her-eyes eye contact till she started looking at the clock. I offered to help rap it up, had to get myself from 65 to 90% and then she took over for the finale.

Best part of the experience was when I was face down and she accidentally put her titty in my hand.

Super whatever.

She reminded me of a girl in university who would always borrow a pen from someone. Cute face, giant aureolas on small tits and a petite frame.

I wish I had a better memory at the time to avoid her.

Have an appointment with Ishtar soon and will write a hopefully better review of the place.

[Jlh03]

Isn't it Friday?

Called a couple of my regulars and they all said after Friday. Oh well.

[OhHellYeah]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

Likewise. Intel?

[SFVsag]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

No, you really don't. All of those 20-somethings advertising Tantra Massage on Eros operate there, advertising Northridge and / or Tarzana. 2 bills an hour for Reiki (non-release) meditation ceremony. You'll get a basic massage, but no touching (neither her nor your willy).

[Curtcamp6]

Curious about this cabin in Northridge.

[Jlh03]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Fuck yeah! Have been missing my spots!

[PriscillaM]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Some rules:

1. do not ask if you can use the shitter when you enter an MP. Take care of that shit before hand. It ruins my mood when I am getting some heavy OTC action and I hear a guy saying. Where is the restroom I just had some del taco and I need to blast.

2. if you get digits from Selena, share them.

3. do not fucken wear a mask.

4. do not over tip.

5. do not wait in the lobby.

6. do not take the free water.

7. do not ask "what kind of massages do you have".

8. do not say, I hear. Gives a good loving hand job is she available?

9. if.

[Mvmvm]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

Isn't it Friday?

[SFVsag]

Who provides handjobs in the valley? Kylas spa?

I found a couple on Eros. Tantra Massage, and NOT the cabin of college girls in Northridge.

[AquaPinstripe]

Starting Monday, nail salons, tattoo parlors, and massage therapists are now permitted to open. It's time boys.

[PriscillaM]

<Snipping broadside on Temple of Bliss. .

With reviews like this, I'm happy I have my source here in the Valley. It's not FS, but that's not what I want from a tantra massage.

Who provides handjobs in the valley? Kylas spa?

[SFVsag]

For the first time there is not a true jedi on the staff, here is the rundown.

<Snipping broadside on Temple of Bliss. .

With reviews like this, I'm happy I have my source here in the Valley. It's not FS, but that's not what I want from a tantra massage.

[DreamFreez]

For the first time there is not a true jedi on the staff, here is the rundown.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The owner of the joint, aka holy love. Has a youtube channel and a severe personality disorder. She runs the temple like marine basic training. These fuken millennials only excuse for not being on time and on budget is that they are going to burning man or on ketamines. She reviews the girls as "QL" and she is the worst person on the planet. She must be making high six figures, all in cash, from the thousands of handjobs at this place. I credit her spirit in staying open in this pandemic it is a sentient virus that would spread at a football game, but not a protest.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive VP of the place. Has been there since the advent of the wheel. Is friendly but the rub is not really clinically acceptable. She does show a nice white girl pussy, but she is about as into the hand job as Lebron James at a physics lecture. I do not recommend.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

I guess you would call this one a MILF, if you were generous. It is possible she is old enough to remember the kennedy assassination. Lots of hanging skin. Just not the type of moistie that is the reason for the existence of the temple.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gigi-genevieve/

Never saw this one, but she has reviews from 2009? Fuck, there was not even private delights or rubratings in 2009. It was still hx, backpage, and CL. The bad old days. She looks haggard.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

A farm girl with crappy tats and too much buy in to the whole tantra mess. Has skinny hands and body which means good dick work but her bullshit ruins it all the breathing nonsense. Does not show her pussy and does the patented pretzel sitting position so she does not get dirty from the squirting.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Possibly the firmest black ass in the galaxy. Her hands are too rough and she is too forceful on my small cock. Annoying accent. Sweats a little too much.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

A wretched person. Evil. I could barely nut. She was on the phone to some bullshit boyfriend or yogi or coach when I was there and I should have realized how awful she was. Also, she is fat. And she is fat, if I forgot to mention. She may be a lesbo. She is fat.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Objectively and concretely, the ugliest girl on staff. And, she has really bad breath. Save for sola cura, she is the worst experience I have had at the temple.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

A tragedy. She is as moist as a fruit cup. She is young, she is innocent, and just so you do not think it is all dollars with me, she is probably the best piece of ass in the Los Angeles metropolitan statistical area. But she is totally into Vishnu, kundalini, chicken tikka and not into ball massaging. She is probably the hottest girl there now. Great real set, great body, I curse her likely loser boyfriend for being fortunate enough to fuck her missionary. Great face.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kathena-sol/

Unknown. Looks like she is fighting the battle against anorexia and winning. Looks like that old sex coach psalm Isadora who is dead. Prolly would crush me if she got on top.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Blasted on 420 and ketamines, she is hella cute and willowy. Has the touch of the marfan syndrome in her chest which makes her small tits look great. Rushed the shit out of me. Has terrible tats, like of people playing skeeball at chuck e cheese.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Looks like skylar from breaking bad. Terrible breath. Nice fake tits and she will use them to stroke you. Too old for a repeat.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/

This one has the worst case of man hands ever. Watch that video. She is fat and she appears to be wearing a circus tent. I would not go see her unless it was to board up a storefront.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Saw her in the hallway at the marina temple. Average. No interest to try her out. I do not even know if she has been to burning man.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

Sexy as hell Italian / Greek descent gal. So lazy her ass hole is like brown. Really sad, because she is at the point where she is turning skinny fat, but she is so lovely. But it is a lazy handie and no verve. Looks like she is asleep. Has some truly horrible tatoos.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/

An Aussie porker. Very nice in the Aussie tradition. Very fat in the late 20's la chic who fucks douche bag guys.

Some of these chicks look like a good 30 min HX dates, do they do any extras or is it just HJ? What's the donations like? 140-160?

[BeezNasty]

From Eco-.

We are not open every day. We started with 2 days. Now 4 days. Hopefully by July 1st we can open 7 days a week.

Got a pic of Angie. No Electra pics but I hear she's a total sweetheart.

Which days are they open? Tried stopping by hoping to get lucky, but the doors were locked.