Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

So, I had to go back to 1874 for another massage due to my sore back.

I roll in close to 845 and the parking lot is as empty as a bible study on fig. The only businesses in the row of shops that are thriving are the Indian food joint (it smells like the ass of a yak in there), the sushi joint (they have one outside table), and 1874. The philly grill. The last place in la, no, the galaxy, where you can get a cheesesteak for 6.95 is tits up. The nail place next door is shut due to the governor's orders that he brush his teeth with bryll cream and that nail salons operate outside (I would love to see genital waxing outside). The dry cleaners is closed.

There are two SUVS next to the back door and I wanted to be sure there were not a shit brigade of mongers there, so I took a call.

All of a sudden comes zorro the masked monger out of the door. He has a stupid black cloth mask on with a vent. He is not getting in his shitty mazda. He is hanging out by it. I am like what is this guy waiting for, the fucken rapture?

So I walk around a little on the phone, and all of a sudden comes some big aa dud wearing an 8 lakers jersey and another dud. These fucker carpooled it to 1874. That is about as sad as lebron playing the najdorf Sicilian.

I asked the fucko in the Lakers jersey who won the game and he said the lakers. Who fucken cares. Who can even watch the NBA these days. The ten foot rim is a joke, all they do is shoot the ball from downtown and unless they go to elam scoring, the only thing to watch is the last two minutes.

Anyhow, after these homo erectus types left, I rolled in.

Three techs popped out and welcomed me in.

One was this shitty Asian gal who was as attractive as a red snapper.

The other one was a slimmer Asian gal with pink / purple yoga pants with a kind of lame face. But I like the body.

Then there was Serena who grabbed me like I was the last scrap of toilet paper during a pandemic.

Serena is Asian, but looks Latina. She has almost kinked up a bit curly hair. So not the asian straight and narrow.

She has thick eyebrows that make Brooke shields look like a piker. I mean you could play a five on five touch football scrimmage.

I gave her 50 for 30 minutes and she brought back the changeeeeey of ten.

She pulled the towel down to about 73% of my ass crack and gave me a hard massage. I had to caution her twice to go softer.

She finally got the message and got woke and went soft.

She did a light tease on my ass and balls, nothing really to write the mayor about.

She then left to get a hot towel, washed me over and instructed me to flip.

On the flip she covered my 10 inch python with the towel and gave me the interrogation wanting to know if I had been there, who I had seen and if I though the Lakers would go all the way.

I mentioned Anna and she told me Anna's schedule. Which I will NOT be sharing with you muter fuckers.

She then gave me a spirited handjob and I got, drum roll please and guitar solo. Over the clothes action on her kind of fat ass. Serena must be about five foot two but she has a wide load not like round and bubbly like tahiry, kind of just wide and big like she could put out some of those fires in nor cal by sitting on them.

She had a lacy sweater and like sports bra. No tits to speak of.

What was so vexing was she was sweating through the handjob. I mean, I made her work at it, and her dickwork is unacceptable. She has a bad case of man hands. But she just worked too hard. I sat up to get better direction on my penor, and she bent me so far forward that my 10 inch maglite almost poked into the hallway.

I had like 5 minutes left so I spurted a decent load and I will say their clean up game is strong here. No tissues, all towels purchased from Ross stores.

Serena is just not attractive enough, so no reco for her.

I wonder if the three duds got a group discount.

[ShyNine]

In from out of town and dropped by eco per past reviews.

It was latina day and I got Karen.

I love petite latinas, even with bolt ons, so I was happy.

Shitty massage, decent CBJ and loved watching her ride me.

Unfortunately $50 is only for 30 minutes and we were there, so no finish for this boy.

Overall.

Looks - 10.

Skills - 7.

Attitude - 7.

Personality - 8.

If I repeat it will be with a different provider or I'll give her another shot for an hour earlier in the day when she's not "too sensitive".

Any recs on parlors in OC, IE or SB?

If not, no worries, I'll catch one in the Phx area on Monday.

[StarsTunna]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

So I just walk in through the back. Note that the front door on west wood is cracked open?

The back door is open and the metal screen door is open, so no ding a ling doorbell.

I walk in and the high security door chime signals to two workers to poke their head out. A willowy asian gal in a surgical mask. She was in the middle of a craniotomy I guess. Beckons me in. She looks ok and asks if I want half an hour. I then get on my soapbox and discuss why the paradigm shift of cheap oil available through fracking has affected the middle east geopolitical and that I need at least an hour to cross the stargate. She says 45 minutes and I giver her a 50. I did not get any change. I think 45 min is 45 dollars.

I get in to the first room. I will call it room 1. It has a screen showing a bevy of cameras with more cameras than roach brigages in ron Jeremy's apartment. They have cams outside, into the DNC, into cardi b's pussy, unreal.

Anyhow, I lower my neck mask down and go face down.

In come the willowy mamasan and she is my worker. She is Asian, slim, in black yoga type pants and blouse showing an acceptable collar bone and hinting at some small tits. She asks hard or medium and does a useless massage on my back with the towel. She then takes off the towel and executes a nearly flawless pincer type feather touch movement on my balls and ass. This was good.

She gets a hot towel after nearly tickling my sack so hardcore it offers to tip her.

I turn over and I get her name (it is really not that hard. You can ask "what is your name" and then you get the gal's name), it is anna.

Like I said, she is decent. Her age could be anywhere from 35 to 65. She is not a granny. Her body is decent and she allows "over the clothes action" - I was in heaven! Nothing more exciting than feeling a girls ass on her pants.

On the flip, it was now 837 and we started at 815, she did a lovely slow stroke with some butt play (the gals at goldfinger make her look like a piker, her play was quite tame) and attention to balls. She has a pooch but otherwise firm and maybe next time she will take off some clothes and let me do anal.

Around 855 I figured it was time to avoid an incident for going over time. Oh, and who are the fookers walking in this place and carrying on like it is a fucken Starbucks? I thought I was going to be barged in on. L let it loose. She stated that it took a long time.

She cleaned me up very well.

I tipped her 70 because she was comparable to the girl on Figueroa that does an MSOG BBFS session for 70 dollars (but oddly enough has no phone?

I would go back to this place and see Anna. I would have liked her to take the mask off, but I am sure a vaccine is right around the corner and that will happen soon.

I read that to see what the scene was like in this city, and I was like maybe I'm wasting my time trying to get a massage. A few posts before that someone said that same street is the most likely to get you in any law troubles. Girls seem to have more attitude / entitlement here, so figured parlor would be the safe bet.

[StarsTunna]

What was she asking for tips? And you got the number from the door man? It isn't the 310-664-xxxx number?

No, that number is not what I got. If that is from online maybe it's old. This board does seem quiet despite all the parlors on maps. I'll say that maybe things are quiet because I went in for a discount. Then again I am not afraid of rejection, since it will just save me money. I don't agree with full amounts for someone I don't know, especially since service can be lackluster for something you would think would be the easiest job. Just get into it and no attitude, but of course girls are complicated and backwards more often then not.

I will be trying parlors, but if you guys have any go to's the info would be greatly appreciated!

[The Camel]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

Nice! Seems worth a visit for my often modest requirements for a sweet time on the inexpensive side, even if a person has to travel to and deal with the intolerable jungle of West L. A. FWIW, the Maps of Rub lists the hourly house fee at $50 and 30 minutes at $40. Anna may be new or they just play the Name Game here - 3 pages of reviews are indexed on Maps of Rub going back several years and not one Anna. Closest is a Nana who has a couple of reviews in 2018. Unfortunately I couldn't read any of those reviews as I am not a paying member of that site during most pandemics and even some epidemics.

[PriscillaM]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

So I just walk in through the back. Note that the front door on west wood is cracked open?

The back door is open and the metal screen door is open, so no ding a ling doorbell.

I walk in and the high security door chime signals to two workers to poke their head out. A willowy asian gal in a surgical mask. She was in the middle of a craniotomy I guess. Beckons me in. She looks ok and asks if I want half an hour. I then get on my soapbox and discuss why the paradigm shift of cheap oil available through fracking has affected the middle east geopolitical and that I need at least an hour to cross the stargate. She says 45 minutes and I giver her a 50. I did not get any change. I think 45 min is 45 dollars.

I get in to the first room. I will call it room 1. It has a screen showing a bevy of cameras with more cameras than roach brigages in ron Jeremy's apartment. They have cams outside, into the DNC, into cardi b's pussy, unreal.

Anyhow, I lower my neck mask down and go face down.

In come the willowy mamasan and she is my worker. She is Asian, slim, in black yoga type pants and blouse showing an acceptable collar bone and hinting at some small tits. She asks hard or medium and does a useless massage on my back with the towel. She then takes off the towel and executes a nearly flawless pincer type feather touch movement on my balls and ass. This was good.

She gets a hot towel after nearly tickling my sack so hardcore it offers to tip her.

I turn over and I get her name (it is really not that hard. You can ask "what is your name" and then you get the gal's name), it is anna.

Like I said, she is decent. Her age could be anywhere from 35 to 65. She is not a granny. Her body is decent and she allows "over the clothes action" - I was in heaven! Nothing more exciting than feeling a girls ass on her pants.

On the flip, it was now 837 and we started at 815, she did a lovely slow stroke with some butt play (the gals at goldfinger make her look like a piker, her play was quite tame) and attention to balls. She has a pooch but otherwise firm and maybe next time she will take off some clothes and let me do anal.

Around 855 I figured it was time to avoid an incident for going over time. Oh, and who are the fookers walking in this place and carrying on like it is a fucken Starbucks? I thought I was going to be barged in on. L let it loose. She stated that it took a long time.

She cleaned me up very well.

I tipped her 70 because she was comparable to the girl on Figueroa that does an MSOG BBFS session for 70 dollars (but oddly enough has no phone?

I would go back to this place and see Anna. I would have liked her to take the mask off, but I am sure a vaccine is right around the corner and that will happen soon.

[Kmp Chaser]

Looking for parlors near east la or downtown area. Tried out A1 and got Alejandra since I don't know who to ask for yet. If you're just looking for something quick I suppose she will be okay, but I'll say her service is very mechanical compared to what I'm used to. The house fee is also pretty low, which is good. Her rates are standard for LA I suppose, but she's literally stopping every couple minutes to wipe herself with alcohol wipes. Even the dang protection removing all the lubricant from it.

I got the number from the door man, which I assume is normal in Cali. It's usually all women in my own experience. If I go again I will call ahead to try someone else out. Until then I will try for a better parlor

What was she asking for tips? And you got the number from the door man? It isn't the 310-664-xxxx number?

[StarsTunna]

Looking for parlors near east la or downtown area. Tried out A1 and got Alejandra since I don't know who to ask for yet. If you're just looking for something quick I suppose she will be okay, but I'll say her service is very mechanical compared to what I'm used to. The house fee is also pretty low, which is good. Her rates are standard for LA I suppose, but she's literally stopping every couple minutes to wipe herself with alcohol wipes. Even the dang protection removing all the lubricant from it.

I got the number from the door man, which I assume is normal in Cali. It's usually all women in my own experience. If I go again I will call ahead to try someone else out. Until then I will try for a better parlor.

[JohnHada]

Does anyone know if vietnamese annie at eco is apples friend; cute petite girl with tatoo on right thigh?

Please let me know or PM me.

[StarsTunna]

This is the most reliable site of all.

Thanks, wasn't sure if things were different out here. From reading the forums it does look like girls have more attitude out here though. Specifically the escorts.

[Mvmvm]

In LA do you guys just use rubmaps to find places or is there another more reliable site that you guys use?

This is the most reliable site of all.

[StarsTunna]

In LA do you guys just use rubmaps to find places or is there another more reliable site that you guys use?

[JohnHada]

Does anyone have a great experience at MOR in Lomita that you can share? They have all latinas.

[Hadez]

This place is on Manchester near Central. Hott Latina met me outside the place which looks like a massage parlor. It's a small shack next to a notel. Jessica was my massage girl. Nice shaved pussy and nice tits, she rubbed my cock and balls and gives me a CBJ, she gives a pretty good BJ. She sits on my cock in reverse CG and makes some nice moans and some nice dirty talk. I ask for standing doggy and finish off in that position. Cheapest session for only. 8 I have had for cfs.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/53070320/

80 total? Was there a house fee?

[SFVsag]

First search result for "w7 therapy" on Google. Come on man, just a little effort

What you put between those quotation marks is more information than any 3 other posts. Googling is only as good as having complete names of businesses. Not acronyms. Not vague descriptions of nearby landmarks.