Massage Parlor Reports

[SFVsag]

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about

Was about to say the same thing!

I hope it's not the one I went to years ago. On SW just east of Reseda. Forgot the name because I've been trying to purge the experience from my memory.

All you need to know is. They were using sandwich bags as condoms!

[Emmjay22]

So I decided to try this place today. It's not too bad but a little on the pricier side. . 50 entrance and. 12 for FS. As I walked in they had me sign my name and give the last 4 digits of my phone number. Obviously I faked the name and gave different digits. Mama went through a whole covid-19 routine before she showed me to the room.

She didn't provide a lineup but told me one Korean therapist was available. When the therapist walks in she looked to be about late twenties to early thirties. Tall pretty and a nice C cup. The massage was great and lasted for about 15 minutes and then it was down to business. She had some great pole dancing skills and not too bad with CBJ. The other thing I wasn't too thrilled was she talked way too much during the session. I could not get relaxed enough and enjoy the massage because she kept asking me a ton of questions. Other than that I do not think I will repeat because of the price, but the location is perfect and from what I can tell the therapist are pretty damn hot.

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about?

[Watnow78]

So I decided to try this place today. It's not too bad but a little on the pricier side. . 50 entrance and. 12 for FS. As I walked in they had me sign my name and give the last 4 digits of my phone number. Obviously I faked the name and gave different digits. Mama went through a whole covid-19 routine before she showed me to the room.

She didn't provide a lineup but told me one Korean therapist was available. When the therapist walks in she looked to be about late twenties to early thirties. Tall pretty and a nice C cup. The massage was great and lasted for about 15 minutes and then it was down to business. She had some great pole dancing skills and not too bad with CBJ. The other thing I wasn't too thrilled was she talked way too much during the session. I could not get relaxed enough and enjoy the massage because she kept asking me a ton of questions. Other than that I do not think I will repeat because of the price, but the location is perfect and from what I can tell the therapist are pretty damn hot.

[PriscillaM]

I have become what I forswore, namely, a loyal patron of 1874.

The place is ersatz goldfinger. There is none of the camaraderie, it is not cheers.

But, I will say this, it is kind of fun to have Anna, who I definitely need to get with in a more formal setting, stroke my cock for a half an hour without complaining.

[KTuned805]

Anybody have some? Something That won't disappoint.

[Mr Jumbo]

Agreed! Westminster and Costa Mesa are less than 30 minutes from Long Beach, would be worth the drive. Check out the OC Forum for more info. Also check Instagram! Good Luck!

You will have better luck closer to LA or Orange County. Long Beach does not offer much in terms of what you look for. RubMaps is a good place to start to get a listing of almost all AMPs or MPs.

[FlyPunter]

Hi. I will be visiting Long Beach in a couple of weeks and will have some down time. First visit there, so reaching out to the board for some help. I'm searching the Long Beach board, but looks like I may need to travel a bit to find what I'm looking for. My preference would be a MILF or mature woman who does a nice nuru massage with at least a standard finish. Oral finish would be a huge bonus. Please DM me with any leads. I'm happy to return the favor if you have plans to visit Indianapolis in the future. Thanks.

You will have better luck closer to LA or Orange County. Long Beach does not offer much in terms of what you look for. RubMaps is a good place to start to get a listing of almost all AMPs or MPs.

[PriscillaM]

Are you serious about the AARP meetings? If so, LOL.

Yep, they do zoom meetings now because of corona, and discuss problems they have with digestion, iron deficiency, and assholes like me taking too long to finish. The girls on that mall are all over 45 or something. It is horrible.

[PlayerN818]

Are you serious about the AARP meetings? If so, LOL.

Dude,

Dry cookies and tea after. It's banging.

[Kmp Chaser]

Go on thatmall.com - most of the older white gals offer that, but you do have to go to AARP meeting with them after.

Let me know who you like, I can give you some tips.

Are you serious about the AARP meetings? If so, LOL.

[PriscillaM]

Hi. I will be visiting Long Beach in a couple of weeks and will have some down time. First visit there, so reaching out to the board for some help. I'm searching the Long Beach board, but looks like I may need to travel a bit to find what I'm looking for. My preference would be a MILF or mature woman who does a nice nuru massage with at least a standard finish. Oral finish would be a huge bonus. Please DM me with any leads. I'm happy to return the favor if you have plans to visit Indianapolis in the future. Thanks.

Go on thatmall.com - most of the older white gals offer that, but you do have to go to AARP meeting with them after.

Let me know who you like, I can give you some tips.

[DreamSeeker1]

Hi. I will be visiting Long Beach in a couple of weeks and will have some down time. First visit there, so reaching out to the board for some help. I'm searching the Long Beach board, but looks like I may need to travel a bit to find what I'm looking for. My preference would be a MILF or mature woman who does a nice nuru massage with at least a standard finish. Oral finish would be a huge bonus. Please DM me with any leads. I'm happy to return the favor if you have plans to visit Indianapolis in the future. Thanks.

[CrsYeong]

Been a bit out of the game, but I had some regulars I went to 2 years ago that were independent. They all had massage tables at their homes and it worked for me because I knew exactly what I was getting although the rates were higher than at MPs. Realized there wasn't a separate forum for them that are active so was wondering if COVID got rid of a lot of independent providers or if they're still around and I'm just having trouble finding a lot of them. Appreciate your thoughts.

[ShyNine]

Waste of fuckin' time.

Absolutely nothing to write about but here goes.

BULLSHIT finger leg stroke massage.

None of the women in the ad.

Robotic latina with terrible acting / moaning skills.

Both gals had pot bellies bigger than my beer belly.

Called it quits after 15 minutes.

Made up for it in glendale, az.

The previous post from priscilla cracked me up.

In AZ we'd be suspect about your boasts.

[PriscillaM]

So, I had to go back to 1874 for another massage due to my sore back.

I roll in close to 845 and the parking lot is as empty as a bible study on fig. The only businesses in the row of shops that are thriving are the Indian food joint (it smells like the ass of a yak in there), the sushi joint (they have one outside table), and 1874. The philly grill. The last place in la, no, the galaxy, where you can get a cheesesteak for 6.95 is tits up. The nail place next door is shut due to the governor's orders that he brush his teeth with bryll cream and that nail salons operate outside (I would love to see genital waxing outside). The dry cleaners is closed.

There are two SUVS next to the back door and I wanted to be sure there were not a shit brigade of mongers there, so I took a call.

All of a sudden comes zorro the masked monger out of the door. He has a stupid black cloth mask on with a vent. He is not getting in his shitty mazda. He is hanging out by it. I am like what is this guy waiting for, the fucken rapture?

So I walk around a little on the phone, and all of a sudden comes some big aa dud wearing an 8 lakers jersey and another dud. These fucker carpooled it to 1874. That is about as sad as lebron playing the najdorf Sicilian.

I asked the fucko in the Lakers jersey who won the game and he said the lakers. Who fucken cares. Who can even watch the NBA these days. The ten foot rim is a joke, all they do is shoot the ball from downtown and unless they go to elam scoring, the only thing to watch is the last two minutes.

Anyhow, after these homo erectus types left, I rolled in.

Three techs popped out and welcomed me in.

One was this shitty Asian gal who was as attractive as a red snapper.

The other one was a slimmer Asian gal with pink / purple yoga pants with a kind of lame face. But I like the body.

Then there was Serena who grabbed me like I was the last scrap of toilet paper during a pandemic.

Serena is Asian, but looks Latina. She has almost kinked up a bit curly hair. So not the asian straight and narrow.

She has thick eyebrows that make Brooke shields look like a piker. I mean you could play a five on five touch football scrimmage.

I gave her 50 for 30 minutes and she brought back the changeeeeey of ten.

She pulled the towel down to about 73% of my ass crack and gave me a hard massage. I had to caution her twice to go softer.

She finally got the message and got woke and went soft.

She did a light tease on my ass and balls, nothing really to write the mayor about.

She then left to get a hot towel, washed me over and instructed me to flip.

On the flip she covered my 10 inch python with the towel and gave me the interrogation wanting to know if I had been there, who I had seen and if I though the Lakers would go all the way.

I mentioned Anna and she told me Anna's schedule. Which I will NOT be sharing with you muter fuckers.

She then gave me a spirited handjob and I got, drum roll please and guitar solo. Over the clothes action on her kind of fat ass. Serena must be about five foot two but she has a wide load not like round and bubbly like tahiry, kind of just wide and big like she could put out some of those fires in nor cal by sitting on them.

She had a lacy sweater and like sports bra. No tits to speak of.

What was so vexing was she was sweating through the handjob. I mean, I made her work at it, and her dickwork is unacceptable. She has a bad case of man hands. But she just worked too hard. I sat up to get better direction on my penor, and she bent me so far forward that my 10 inch maglite almost poked into the hallway.

I had like 5 minutes left so I spurted a decent load and I will say their clean up game is strong here. No tissues, all towels purchased from Ross stores.

Serena is just not attractive enough, so no reco for her.

I wonder if the three duds got a group discount.