Massage Parlor Reports

[Mrkh818]

I've seen Luna several times and can tell you firsthand, she's worth every penny. She's not FS, but a b2 b GFE that is like no other. The pics on her ad aren't her, but she's actually much hotter. She doesn't do last minute appointments, so allow yourself a few hours (at least).

Thanks what was GFE regarding the massage? Camel slide? Kissing? BBBJ? Would love some more specifics here or in PM. Ty.

[BSinTo]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

I've seen Luna several times and can tell you firsthand, she's worth every penny. She's not FS, but a b2 b GFE that is like no other. The pics on her ad aren't her, but she's actually much hotter. She doesn't do last minute appointments, so allow yourself a few hours (at least).

[PriscillaM]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

Luna has been on thatmall for a while, she must be OK.

As for Victoria, I have never used city source. I met the rug merchant who runs it, that was enough for me. But for 200 on City source, that is pretty good.

[Mrkh818]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

[PriscillaM]

I have given the death penalty to:

The MP near LAX that is located on the fucken runway. They have actual grannies there.

Deluxe massage on SM blvd that tried to open pre pandemic. They could not manage a girl scout cookie sale table.

The MP on Manchester (since gone) I think VIP. Had Latina women there who could pass for frigates.

The mp near the pollo locco on the westside. Please is run like a fucken preschool. The girls are fat an nasty.

And now - 1874.

Annie gave me a good 30 minute dickwork handie, but before that she gave me a massage that nearly killed me. I had to take a jacuzzi bath for like 3 hours to repair the damage.

Man how I miss the good old days of getting a finger up the ass at goldfinger.

[FlyPunter]

Looking to you guys for help. My AMPs were all in the IE and have all mostly changed hands or closed. Can anyone rec a good.

Real massage with extras? BBBJ is preferred. Thanks in advance.

Fly.

[SFVsag]

Good thing it wasn't a vacuum pack!

Stay fresh!

If you see a sous vide machine, turn around and run! LOL.

[AhardLanding]

I have met a hot Thai spinner. Massage is great. Services make me repeat. I'm hesitant to share, but Senior members can DM me.

FS available?

[StikkyOne]

I have met a hot Thai spinner. Massage is great. Services make me repeat. I'm hesitant to share, but Senior members can DM me.

[Wicked1]

I didn't realize what was happening until the gal was sliding down on top!

The wire twist tie was a bit freaky, however! LOL (j / k).

Good thing it wasn't a vacuum pack!

Stay fresh!

[PriscillaM]

1874 is really a fucken shit show. First off, it has graffiti on the front door. I hate graffiti. I see graffiti or midgets or anitique furniture and I can barely drink water.

The rear entrance is not much better. It is as discreet (oh and it is not "discrete", it is discreet) as an ohnosho video.

Anyhow, I roll in yesterday for Anna to stroke my cock and I am informed by this one gal wearing a yellow surgical mask and kind of that sweaty Asian face that Anna has the day off.

Fuck.

I said that I wanted someone else than the greeter. I dunno, she is OK, but not attractive at all.

So she says to wait as they are busy jerking off other mongers.

I get put in the last room. It has a table and barcalounger chair in it and I wait about ten minutes. Through the paper thin walls I hear the monger in the next room trying to make lovey lovey talk with the masseuse. Saying shit like are you OK, oh thank you, and are you voting for proposition 19?

I am lying down and in comes Julie. Good lord. This one looks like two slabs of concrete. She has no curves, looks like a Thai lady boy with a little of "big mike" in her, and I am realizing I am fucked.

She is awful. She wipes my hands down like she is street cleaning the fig. She asks hard or medium, I say soft.

She does not spend much time on the massage, she literally worked my asshole for as long as your average last two minutes in an NBA playoff game.

She flipped me and used those man hands on my cock and told me it was OK to touch her. Oh, when she turned me over she put my mask on and pinched the pipe cleaner to strap it to my nose.

And every fucken thing she said was "honey" like. Here is your mask honey, turn over honey, your asshole looks like you eat chipiotle three meals a day honey.

I will say it was pretty funny when she had to put her foot on the table to get an angle on my ten inch cobra so that I would nut. I forced it out and she almost killed me when cleaning my cock up.

Terrible.

[SFVsag]

Haha, that's amazing.

I didn't realize what was happening until the gal was sliding down on top!

The wire twist tie was a bit freaky, however! LOL (j / k).

[Ed 210]

Was about to say the same thing!

I hope it's not the one I went to years ago. On SW just east of Reseda. Forgot the name because I've been trying to purge the experience from my memory.

All you need to know is. They were using sandwich bags as condoms!

Haha, that's amazing.

[MrFlingMan]

I didn't realise I was posted in the Los Angeles section. This was supposed to be in the San Fernando Valley. My mistake, its on the southwest corner of Sherman and Sepulda. Next to a very popular convenience store.

The cross streets are Sepulveda and Roscoe. I went for the first time a couple weeks ago. I did the same thing. Gave a fake name and number. Got led into a room. I get comfortable and a few minutes later this hot little number pops her head in and wanted to double check my name and number. I decided to fess up and tell her I made them both up and continued to tell her that I've been to other spots, including across the street. Luckily the girl sensed I was cool and gave me the rundown of the place. The girl was real upfront and told me if they get new clients the girls will be paranoid and interrogate the crap out of you to make sure you are good. So that explains all the questions you were asked. The place is standard door fee for FS. . 50. She wanted $. 40 but only had $. 20 and she excepted. I got to say the staff all seems very Hot. I fell in love with my girl. Mid 20's light skin Latina. Blondosh hair with colored highlights. Small waist and a cute round ass. Had to be a C or D cup size. If they were bolt on her front did a great job. Lots of tattoos, which I like. She said she's the one who speaks best English and Spanish.

Definitely coming back to this place.

[Watnow78]

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about?

I didn't realise I was posted in the Los Angeles section. This was supposed to be in the San Fernando Valley. My mistake, its on the southwest corner of Sherman and Sepulda. Next to a very popular convenience store.