Massage Parlor Reports

[TylerDurd]

With liberal borrowing from mr. Sorkin:

Son, I live on the westside and the hookers in apartments are asian girs on sawtelle with the ter reviews commenting as to the pictures resemblance with a statement "another person" or crystallangels.com with stinky pussies, CBJs and bat breath.

So, we have limited options, and those options must be tested by someone with a ten inch maglite.

Who's going to dip his hot rod in a jacuzzi on washington boulevard next to some outside restaurant, you? You lieutenant poontang?

I have more responsibility and have gotten more subpar handjobs than you can fathom.

You weep for the sanitation of the jazuzzi at zen suites and curse those who get handjobs from nubians.

You don't know what I know.

And that is while my flaming of zen suites is tragic, it saves accidental assfucking jordyn for an upcharge.

And my existence, while grotesque to you, saves you from seeing camryn's saggy titties.

But deep down, in places you don't talk about, like at hostess clubs (yeah, like those will ever come back), in the shower with Ktownescorts or sweetasiangems, you need me to go to the jacuzzi.

I use words like hot rod, tailpipe, maglite, garage, and gooch.

They're the backbone of my mongering.

You use them as a punchline!

I haven't the time or inclination to explain myself. To a man who says "muh apartments" or "muh russia" when he does not live on the west saeeed and questions why I do not drive to an SGV cumdump.

Better just to thank me, or go get a soak and piss in the tub like me.

But I really don't give a hoot what you think you are entitled to!

So, yes, I ordered the Code Red.

I apologize on behalf of all mongers here for the statements of this man. They do not represent our opinions.

To the commenter, have some goddam respect. This man is out here on the frontlines taking fingers in the bum from semi-grannies at every tugshop in the westside, and you have the audacity to question his ways? Priscilla is the hero we need but don't deserve. How else am I supposed to know to avoid just about every MP talked about on here? God I miss the finger of gold.

[Fat Jerk76]

I like brestesse.

Wen, Culver.

Warning. Sue isn't a "looker". She makes up for it in other ways. YMMV.

[JamesMcCoy692]

Jordyn comes down to get me and she is not indian. She is nubian / mixed / exotic. Meaning she is black. She does not mumble, she has slurred speech from either ketamines and / or weed. She has a fat fucken ass and she is a marsupial.

Hahaha! Yea, when I saw her I thought she was black mixed with Indian, bu she claimed she was just Indian. I think a lot of black girls don't get much love so they try to be mixed or something else.

[CodyMax33]

I have been with Kimberly. She is genuine and straight forward. Once you reach out to her, she will communicate via email laying out her terms and conditions.

She has a small apartment and a dog. He is obedient and stays away. I loved her massage, was pretty good and professional. The release was also good.

Does anyone know about these two women?

I understand Kimberly has ample reviews on PD, but based on my experience with PD reviews, they are not indicative of how good the service is going to be. Everyone on the site seems to give stellar positive reviews even if it's mediocre at its best.

If anyone has any intel on either one of them, I would really appreciate it if you can share!

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...imberlyCavalli

https://massage.eros.com/california/...957.htm?cat=83

[PriscillaM]

I like brestesse.

After he gets thru 100 private messages.

[PriscillaM]

Hello Priscilla, if I may call you that.

Your reviews make these jerkoff parlors sound quite hideous.

Why, for the love of God, don't you get hookers in apartments like a regular monger?!

With liberal borrowing from mr. Sorkin:

Son, I live on the westside and the hookers in apartments are asian girs on sawtelle with the ter reviews commenting as to the pictures resemblance with a statement "another person" or crystallangels.com with stinky pussies, CBJs and bat breath.

So, we have limited options, and those options must be tested by someone with a ten inch maglite.

Who's going to dip his hot rod in a jacuzzi on washington boulevard next to some outside restaurant, you? You lieutenant poontang?

I have more responsibility and have gotten more subpar handjobs than you can fathom.

You weep for the sanitation of the jazuzzi at zen suites and curse those who get handjobs from nubians.

You don't know what I know.

And that is while my flaming of zen suites is tragic, it saves accidental assfucking jordyn for an upcharge.

And my existence, while grotesque to you, saves you from seeing camryn's saggy titties.

But deep down, in places you don't talk about, like at hostess clubs (yeah, like those will ever come back), in the shower with Ktownescorts or sweetasiangems, you need me to go to the jacuzzi.

I use words like hot rod, tailpipe, maglite, garage, and gooch.

They're the backbone of my mongering.

You use them as a punchline!

I haven't the time or inclination to explain myself. To a man who says "muh apartments" or "muh russia" when he does not live on the west saeeed and questions why I do not drive to an SGV cumdump.

Better just to thank me, or go get a soak and piss in the tub like me.

But I really don't give a hoot what you think you are entitled to!

So, yes, I ordered the Code Red.

[FuckIt323]

I like brestesse.

I like Sue's breasts. They are nice. She oils up her hands, my dong, balls and butthole. I save up a week's worth and together we see how high I can shoot. Its fun.

[TempletonRat]

So I hit the zen suites (aka, ass fucking spa) on 30 $% washington.

I arrive at like 415 and the refrigerator out front said that the girls were taken until 8, save for Camryn who was free with her baggy tits and affinity for unauthorized creampies and jordyn who was open at 430 for accidental ass fucking. I said I would wait for jordyn and the refrigerator asked me if I wanted to leave a deposit. I said that would happen just about the time she lost 50 pounds and that I would be right back. I get back at 430 and I had to give the fridge the money. I opted for the 239 dollar (I let the fridge keep the change). The girl out front should have managed presidential security in dealey plaze in November 1963. She is an idiot. She had me wait on that ridiculous couch and went back to talking on the phone with mongers trying to understand why a monger would want to come in as soon as she had an opening (again, this no-op has the understanding of the male dick you usually find in lesbian clam bakes). Her employment at this place is totally redundant. AMPs have mamasans so that you are thankful to get a nice girl age 36-40 rather than the 62 year old mamasan. This place could simply stock a fridge out front. She offered me wine, which is unreal. I doubt they have a 41 or 47.

Jordyn comes down to get me and she is not indian. She is nubian / mixed / exotic. Meaning she is black. She does not mumble, she has slurred speech from either ketamines and / or weed. She has a fat fucken ass and she is a marsupial.

The room is bigger than my house. She told me I would jacooze after. She did a terrible massage and did not tease shit. She is lazy as a dodger starting pitcher and sat on the table during part of it. When she turned over I was scared I would be upsold for a much needed handjob. I massaged her ass and she was not wearing any knickers. She liked it and I just about tore my bicep massaging her ass. She did not drop trou or show any thing, she was in short and a sweatshirt. She is very low iq and makes no sense at all. Talking to her is about as productive as nailing jello to a tree.

Finally, about 45 minutes in she starts jerking me off like I have covid / hemorrhoids. She told me that I was running out of time and prepared the landing deck with a paper towel. After nutting she put me in the hot tub and I farted some mean old chipotle farts for the next dude to enjoy. I got out of the hot tub after some pleasantries and dressed myself.

I can see how one could slide a hot rod into her garage accidentally. If you oil that ass up, it is the anatomical equivalent of a front lawn slip and slide. I guess the dud that nutted in that ass made her a little more guarded.

I am not going back to this place.

Hello Priscilla, if I may call you that.

Your reviews make these jerkoff parlors sound quite hideous.

Why, for the love of God, don't you get hookers in apartments like a regular monger?!

[Fat Jerk76]

I farted some mean old chipotle farts for the next dude to enjoy.

LA board is so entertaining with all the creative pervs around.

[PriscillaM]

So I hit the zen suites (aka, ass fucking spa) on 30 $% washington.

I arrive at like 415 and the refrigerator out front said that the girls were taken until 8, save for Camryn who was free with her baggy tits and affinity for unauthorized creampies and jordyn who was open at 430 for accidental ass fucking. I said I would wait for jordyn and the refrigerator asked me if I wanted to leave a deposit. I said that would happen just about the time she lost 50 pounds and that I would be right back. I get back at 430 and I had to give the fridge the money. I opted for the 239 dollar (I let the fridge keep the change). The girl out front should have managed presidential security in dealey plaze in November 1963. She is an idiot. She had me wait on that ridiculous couch and went back to talking on the phone with mongers trying to understand why a monger would want to come in as soon as she had an opening (again, this no-op has the understanding of the male dick you usually find in lesbian clam bakes). Her employment at this place is totally redundant. AMPs have mamasans so that you are thankful to get a nice girl age 36-40 rather than the 62 year old mamasan. This place could simply stock a fridge out front. She offered me wine, which is unreal. I doubt they have a 41 or 47.

Jordyn comes down to get me and she is not indian. She is nubian / mixed / exotic. Meaning she is black. She does not mumble, she has slurred speech from either ketamines and / or weed. She has a fat fucken ass and she is a marsupial.

The room is bigger than my house. She told me I would jacooze after. She did a terrible massage and did not tease shit. She is lazy as a dodger starting pitcher and sat on the table during part of it. When she turned over I was scared I would be upsold for a much needed handjob. I massaged her ass and she was not wearing any knickers. She liked it and I just about tore my bicep massaging her ass. She did not drop trou or show any thing, she was in short and a sweatshirt. She is very low iq and makes no sense at all. Talking to her is about as productive as nailing jello to a tree.

Finally, about 45 minutes in she starts jerking me off like I have covid / hemorrhoids. She told me that I was running out of time and prepared the landing deck with a paper towel. After nutting she put me in the hot tub and I farted some mean old chipotle farts for the next dude to enjoy. I got out of the hot tub after some pleasantries and dressed myself.

I can see how one could slide a hot rod into her garage accidentally. If you oil that ass up, it is the anatomical equivalent of a front lawn slip and slide. I guess the dud that nutted in that ass made her a little more guarded.

I am not going back to this place.

[Fat Jerk76]

I like Sue's breasts. They are nice. She oils up her hands, my dong, balls and butthole. I save up a week's worth and together we see how high I can shoot. Its fun.

[Lostcausexxx]

LOL So all I read was:

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I think I'll pass. I'm looking for fantasy level, not something I'll regret later! Haha.

Harmony indeed has strong hands but I found her to be just the right size I need (I'm 6'3", same as the orange blob currently in the White House but minus 100 lbs in weight). 5'7", nice round tits, tight wet pussy, pictures are real. If you happen to be in need of a deep tissue massage her techniques make do.

Generally no FS or CIM (unless you want to switch your dietary choice to consuming dirt and offer her your lunch money for the month), but fingering is occasionally permitted. Overall a decent time.

[PriscillaM]

I'm looking for any recommendations on a place that has good looking white girls. I've seen people mention pine therapy but haven't been able to check it out yet. Any other spots that you know of? Could be anywhere in the LA area. I've been to Havana in Downey but they don't offer FS.

She is good looking, and she bleaches her colon.

[ChiefKeefer]

I'm looking for any recommendations on a place that has good looking white girls. I've seen people mention pine therapy but haven't been able to check it out yet. Any other spots that you know of? Could be anywhere in the LA area. I've been to Havana in Downey but they don't offer FS.

[PriscillaM]

It's in Marina Del Rey. It's basically a jacuzzi massage place.

Some takeaways on the zen suites at 30** washington boulevard, in Marina del rey.

1. they have more ads on rubratings than all the presidential candidates and nationwide have on youtube. You can text the phone number and you get an address.

2. it is walk in only, which has to be the stupidest model ever used in a non Asian mp. It will be the death knell of the place. You cannot just let mongers come in to a place like that.

3. if you walk in, the refrigerator size black receptionist, tells you they are all booked up and you need to deposit 40 bucks to hold a reservation in a few hours.

4. there are large massage rooms and a staff of non-Asians (age 36040), including a fat white gal (camryn), an Indian gal (Jordyn) who apparently lets you put your hot rod in her rear garage (accidentally).

5. I am NOT putting 40 bucks (my hourly wage at von's is 22.50 per hour) as a deposit.

6. I will try again this weekend because as of now, there is nothing on the west side that will let you up the ass accidentally.