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12-07-20 21:24 #6136
Posts: 2397Icu
So with the shutdown, I think hand jobs will be relegated to renegade places like the temple of bliss.
https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/
This is the current roster of girls, and my comments on each.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/
A MILF who is delusional into thinking she should still be doing this for even an avocation. Lots of hanging skin.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Positives. Skinny (the standard pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbows, a thigh gap, and knobby knees) and shows her pussy (almost none do).
Negative. About as cold as a well digger's ass. Must have a BF in some garage band who she saves her energy for.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/
Girl with an accent (australia maybe) and a weight problem. Ass looks like she sat on a package of acorns. Will have you do nonsense yoga stretches. I think she takes her panties off, I forgot. Too heavy for me. Lots of the tantra breathing bullshit.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/
A jedi, but just barely. Has great skin, but is kind of a ghetto head in terms of performance. Like she is on weed. Does not show her pussy. Has the best ass in the world if you like that. Does not mind if you palm it like you are testing a cantaloupe. Rushes the end, but then again, I take forever and day to get my loads drained.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
A bigger disappointment than the sam-7 anti aircraft umbrella in the bekaa valley in lebanon in June of 1982. A total moistie. Totally removed from the matter at handjob. Must be on the ketamines.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/
Like the 2020 eagles, a lost cause. Pretty fucken hot. Needs a colon cleanse as her ass hole ridges are blackened. Does the massage in her sleep.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/
The worst person in the world, except for the fuckers who keep ordering useless lock downs. Actually, she is worse.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/deva-elyse/
Never tried her. I guess she is a member of AARP or something. Looks like she remembers dial up.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/
Breath that smells like a catcher's mitt shoved up a skunk's ass. Ugly also.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/
Really cute and skinny. Clinically depressed though. A really lame rushed session. Has a concave chest (marfan's syndrome) sexy as hell.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/
Clinically acceptable older white girl with a nice set of fakies and uses them on the baton. Has smelly breath and is getting old. Kind or reminds me of the wife in breaking bad. Probably the only sober girl at the place.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/
No personal experience. I do not see druids or obese women. She is obese.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tifany-zain/
Looks hot enough that I would bottle her farts and sniff them on my death bed. But apparently gives a shitty handjob.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/
Saw her in the hallway once. Absolutely no shock value. She should work the avis counter at the minneapolis airport.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/
A jedi. Rarely there. Shows her pussy, and is really nice. No borders pushed, but does not rush.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/
Of middle eastern descent, but too heavy. Sweats alot and is not a good dickworker.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/
The pics are taken by someone with an iphone 2. She is must better in person. Has puffy nipples. Her dickwork was sub par, but I might repeat she was very nice.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bindi-heart/
New, I have not tried. Has bar mitzvah lady arms which is a bad sign unless she gets on an adderall diet.
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12-06-20 22:05 #6135
Posts: 2397News radio
I assume that Goldfinger, 187X, ceo will be shuttered starting tomorrow.
I think Chen's may stay open? It has some medical exclusion, as in the duds who go there are medically desperate to shove their cock up Mary's ass.
I will report here.
It appears temple of bliss is still going to be open, because the owner rightly values money over panic.
3 weeks boys. I hope Mary's ass can handle it.
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12-06-20 00:11 #6134
Posts: 2397Obese Suites?
Just about every day around 5 pm I check rubratings and wade through the shit platoon of fake Russian beauties and asian joints in rosemead looking for anything on the westside. Recently, zen suites on 30*& washington in venice / mdr has more ads than that fucken feng shui bracelet.
But today, no ads.
Did the place get shut down?
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12-05-20 12:30 #6133
Posts: 142West Therapy link.
Originally Posted by TomZilla8888 [View Original Post]
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12-05-20 05:24 #6132
Posts: 2397Bad news and good news
Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
Accordingly, MPs will be shuttered by Monday December 7, 2020 (a date that will live in infamy). That is the bad news.
The good news is that chen's, I think, can remain open because it is a medical office. Even if it cannot, there is still good news because as part of operation warp speed (oh and while you all are welcome to take the vaccine, you do realize that it is 90% effective only, and of the 10% who still get it, we have no idea how serious those cases are. That is way vaccines take decades to perfect), pfizer has created a butt plug that mary can use in lieu of all the dick not being shoved up her ass during this yet another effective lockdown.
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12-04-20 16:18 #6131
Posts: 966Originally Posted by OxnardBadBoy [View Original Post]
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12-04-20 12:54 #6130
Posts: 191Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]
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12-04-20 03:32 #6129
Posts: 294Stay-At-Home Order
So will the MPs be closed?
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12-03-20 15:11 #6128
Posts: 20Originally Posted by Ockem435 [View Original Post]
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12-03-20 01:06 #6127
Posts: 9Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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12-02-20 22:00 #6126
Posts: 75Fiona
Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]Last edited by Felix06; 12-02-20 at 22:01. Reason: misspelling
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12-02-20 18:51 #6125
Posts: 264Shame
This place used to have decent to hot younger full sized gals. Too bad they went with older fat chicks. Maybe just a bad day.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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12-01-20 03:52 #6124
Posts: 20Through personal experience, I confirm everything in this post, with the addendum that their sauna does not work. Shame on me for even trying.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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12-01-20 03:46 #6123
Posts: 21Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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11-30-20 22:13 #6122
Posts: 61Pm you
Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]