Massage Parlor Reports

[Ulysses2020]

Along those lines: I married a brewery heiress nymphomaniac with a post coital cleaning fetish. Every faucet in my mansion has a beer tap next to it, and after I do her in any way I wish, she must start cleaning the house and get me snacks. After making sure the current rugby game is on the 120" TV. Life is gooderer.

Funny, I was thinking the same.

Along those lines. I'm new to the area and hobby and was hoping for a little assist before I get started and report back. Bedside this site, which others have reliable reviews, TER, them, MPR? I was checking out PD and everything was so positive, fluffy and nice I couldn't believe it. Thanks.

[PlayerN818]

I am married to a young Asian and we know many Asian American couples. One of the older guys told me his wife had completed the massage licensing process here in California and was contributing to family income. A few months later I bumped into her at a local AMP. She was JUST a bit embarrassed. Bad boy that I am I insisted on BB FS CIP. She didn't know what to do but eventually caved. Now I see her there every few weeks. Just basic fee for the place, no tip for her. It is the price for my silence. To my delight, the frequent visits have now led to her having orgasms during my oral attention. She seems to actually like it when I visit despite zero tip. Life is good.

Along those lines: I married a brewery heiress nymphomaniac with a post coital cleaning fetish. Every faucet in my mansion has a beer tap next to it, and after I do her in any way I wish, she must start cleaning the house and get me snacks. After making sure the current rugby game is on the 120" TV. Life is gooderer.

[Nice Guy 99]

I am married to a young Asian and we know many Asian American couples. One of the older guys told me his wife had completed the massage licensing process here in California and was contributing to family income. A few months later I bumped into her at a local AMP. She was JUST a bit embarrassed. Bad boy that I am I insisted on BB FS CIP. She didn't know what to do but eventually caved. Now I see her there every few weeks. Just basic fee for the place, no tip for her. It is the price for my silence. To my delight, the frequent visits have now led to her having orgasms during my oral attention. She seems to actually like it when I visit despite zero tip. Life is good.

[Nice Guy 99]

https://georgegascon.org/wp-content/...0-07-.docx.pdf

Nice Guy 99, your headline is misleading. Here is the actual directive (link posted above). It only mentions Penal Code 653.22 (a)(1), which concerns loitering with the intent to commit prostitution. This applies narrowly to "streetwalkers" who wait out in the open with the intent to entice customers. It also applies to patrons who are present with the intent to engage a streetwalker. The key action for this particular crime is loitering.

Penal Code 647 (b) covers engaging in or soliciting prostitution. It's very much still on the books, and is not impacted by this directive.

Thank you for the clarification 5th.

[PlayerN818]

Any of you guys see this chick? I have a feeling her hour is FS, but its just a hunch I get from her wording. Any feedback or reviews would be appreciated.

https://www.slixa.com/california/los...harmony-temple

Not seen her, but at those prices, yeah, you better get more than a beej.

[DickGrayson101]

Any of you guys see this chick? I have a feeling her hour is FS, but its just a hunch I get from her wording. Any feedback or reviews would be appreciated.

https://www.slixa.com/california/los...harmony-temple

[PriscillaM]

I was there this afternoon. A little less expensive than what you've posted. Still an expensive HJ but they have young hotties. Mostly Latina, but they're latinas that seem like they grew up around here. They speak English like natives. I posted a detailed review in the OC thread a few hours ago. Not the holy grail by any means but beats the bell out of 90% of the AMP experiences I've had. There's times when a $60 HJ from a 40 year old Korean woman with a bitchy attitude hits the spot, but after all these years that's become a tired act and I'd rather go less often and pay for better quality.

As the woman said in no country for old men, you know how many times I have been to downey? Zero. I am confident I will die not having been to downey, bellflower, or bhutan. I am fine with that.

[Grimmy23]

Monger please. I am a tolerant guy, but the fake pics on those Asian sites make PCR tests seem reliable.

I still state that no one has presented an alternative to the "overpriced" hand jobs I so frequently pay for.

I was there this afternoon. A little less expensive than what you've posted. Still an expensive HJ but they have young hotties. Mostly Latina, but they're latinas that seem like they grew up around here. They speak English like natives. I posted a detailed review in the OC thread a few hours ago. Not the holy grail by any means but beats the bell out of 90% of the AMP experiences I've had. There's times when a $60 HJ from a 40 year old Korean woman with a bitchy attitude hits the spot, but after all these years that's become a tired act and I'd rather go less often and pay for better quality.

[TempletonRat]

Monger please. I am a tolerant guy, but the fake pics on those Asian sites make PCR tests seem reliable.

I still state that no one has presented an alternative to the "overpriced" hand jobs I so frequently pay for.

I am sorry you haven't found decent K girls, but historically speaking, I have seen many young and hot ones for two fiddy (all cfs).

[PriscillaM]

You're not TOTALLY wrong, but there are some 25-30 year old kgirls. Ravi being one of them. And J girls can be younger as well. And even if some of them are over 30 theyre asian so they still look 20's.

Monger please. I am a tolerant guy, but the fake pics on those Asian sites make PCR tests seem reliable.

I still state that no one has presented an alternative to the "overpriced" hand jobs I so frequently pay for.

[TylerDurd]

Not interested in Asian age 36 to 40. Even if the pics are of an 18 year old baby Ray or pocket girl.

You're not TOTALLY wrong, but there are some 25-30 year old kgirls. Ravi being one of them. And J girls can be younger as well. And even if some of them are over 30 theyre asian so they still look 20's.

[PriscillaM]

I'm sure you know that you can fuck a real Korean girl for what you pay for these hippie broads to put their hands on your winkie.

Not interested in Asian age 36 to 40. Even if the pics are of an 18 year old baby Ray or pocket girl.

[TempletonRat]

Actually, I just pay 250 and let the temple keep the change. It is the kind of guy I am.

And before this forum turns into some kind of dick measuring contest in terms of how "well, if you only looked, you could get a handjob for 25 dollars", and a hide the ball contest in terms of "well, I can't tell you who gives handjobs for 25 dollars, it is a secret", let me give you my criteria:

1. Smell. The pad cannot smell like any type of food that has the stink equivalent of a homeless encampment at 110 degrees (so basically, the entire SGV is out).

2. Weight. The girl cannot be fat. And by avoiding fat I mean I want someone who feminists would say is anorexic.

3. Young. An Asian woman age 36-40 is not going to work.

4. Cleanliness. Sheets and towels are replaced after each ejaculation.

5. Location. Westside, meaning west of Robertson, not Downey.

6. Internet. The girl has an internet presence.

So, if you know of a candidate on the westside like that for anywhere under 200, te salud.

I'm sure you know that you can fuck a real Korean girl for what you pay for these hippie broads to put their hands on your winkie.

[JonathonJammer]

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[FifthSunset]

I think that the LA Sheriff is simply not going to bother going after prostitution...

Gascon's directive for select misdemeanors does not apply within LA City limits, which is City Attorney and LAPD territory. LAPD enforcement for misdemeanors, including prostitution, will continue as it did before Gascon's election. For the LA Westside, the only areas patrolled by LA Sheriff are West Hollywood and Marina Del Rey. Even if the Sheriff shared your opinion re: enforcement, it would only make a practical difference in the areas covered by this patrol map below:

http://shq.lasdnews.net/content/uoa/...risdiction.pdf

LA City already has a diversion program for first-time offenders convicted of prostitution solicitation. It's informally known as John School, and those who attend get their charges dismissed. This is the most likely outcome for any readers of this thread who are unfortunate enough to get arrested.

http://lajohnschool.com/program-eligibility/