Massage Parlor Reports

[DickGrayson101]

Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.

[Jlh03]

Can't find an address, someone on the westside want to TOFTT?

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html

I think I went to this one about 2/3 weeks ago. If it's the one on Jefferson by the Shakeys I don't recommend. To go in is. 4 and then the girl tried to get more than the standard for substandard job. Nothing special here. On the way out I saw them just chilling on the couch watching tv in the back room while washing their clothes.

[FifthSunset]

Usually you give me a chuckle, but allow me, once again, to mention: The longterm effects of COVID are still being discovered, the virus is mutating, and the vaccine will take ten years to roll out at the current distribution rate. ICU's are at capacity (which by the way think about that: they don't give you an ICU bed cuz of the view), and hospital workers are on an "All hands on deck" status. If anyone here was working in that situation, I'd be very surprised if they shared new ways to make their job even more insane.

Please, be patient and stay safe. It's sadly not just about the monger, but those who are literally putting their lives on the line to end this.

I agree 100%. The ICU situation now is awful- and getting worse. Burnout with hospital staff has become a problem too. We are living through a very dark period, one that will likely get worse before it gets better.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-12-30/california-hits-new-one-day-covid-19-death-record-442

[Stickens]

Was able to text them and sent you a PM.

Appreciate ya! Looked on r*maps, and it seems like YMMV.

[PlayerN818]

I am kind of disappointed in these MPs. They could be hosting sub rosa and caveat monger on the rona. But the whole crew is superstitious AF and think that by closing shut and depriving mongers of much needed fingers up the ass, somehow they are flattening the curve. Nonsense. All they are doing is causing backlogs that will ripple through the systems forever.

It is so bad, I am thinking of dropping a load up mary's ass at chen's.

Usually you give me a chuckle, but allow me, once again, to mention: The longterm effects of COVID are still being discovered, the virus is mutating, and the vaccine will take ten years to roll out at the current distribution rate. ICU's are at capacity (which by the way think about that: they don't give you an ICU bed cuz of the view), and hospital workers are on an "All hands on deck" status. If anyone here was working in that situation, I'd be very surprised if they shared new ways to make their job even more insane.

Please, be patient and stay safe. It's sadly not just about the monger, but those who are literally putting their lives on the line to end this.

[PlayerN818]

I think this pandemic is fake af. I wear the mask out of courtesy, but I don't believe it protects anyone's health. As for places that are open, there are some places in Torrance that are covertly open.

"I think this pandemic is fake af. ".

I'll tell my buds on the hospital front line that they are being played. Thanks for the intel.

[EastHornDog14]

How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?

Being in lockdown for nearly a year now is quite demoralizing. Some AMPs seem to be operating UTR but I guess it's harder now to gauge what talent is still available. Kinda bummed out I didn't get a MMS's personal number because when I called an AMP a few weeks ago and it just went to voicemail.

[CodyMax33]

Can't find an address, someone on the westside want to TOFTT?

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html

Was able to text them and sent you a PM.

[GG1234]

How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?

I think this pandemic is fake af. I wear the mask out of courtesy, but I don't believe it protects anyone's health. As for places that are open, there are some places in Torrance that are covertly open.

[PriscillaM]

How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?

I am kind of disappointed in these MPs. They could be hosting sub rosa and caveat monger on the rona. But the whole crew is superstitious AF and think that by closing shut and depriving mongers of much needed fingers up the ass, somehow they are flattening the curve. Nonsense. All they are doing is causing backlogs that will ripple through the systems forever.

It is so bad, I am thinking of dropping a load up mary's ass at chen's.

[Jl104]

How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?

[Stickens]

Can't find an address, someone on the westside want to TOFTT?

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html

[Ydi77]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156375

Anyone knows where she disappeared to? She used to be in DT, a true gem. She was kind of awesome and she alone lowered the average age of providers in the city by 3 years at least. Vanished all of a sudden, if anyone has info, much appreciated.

[Grimmy23]

I figure this is the case in several cities. Even in some strongly conservative / religious towns, you can still get a rub and tug without much effort. There is always going to be a market for sex, and at least with MPs, it's off the street and out of the public's eye.

It depends really. Some cities like Cerritos for example, you will never find an AMP there. They are extremely conscious of what businesses they allow to open in the city, and literally every business faces intense scrutiny before getting approval. La Palma next door had 4 AMPs for a while, one of them jn a medical building next to the hospital right next door to a doctors office. They were around for years before someone in city hall finally figured out it was a rub & tug a d closed it down, and went after all of the others in the process. Even then it was never a law enforcement operation- they just revoked their business licenses. Downey has 4 or 5 MPs and most of them have been there 20 years or more. That's one of those cities that's more lax with massage regulations and knows full well what goes in inside those places, but doesn't really care as long as they keep to themselves and don't get complaints from neighbours.

This all may change in a couple years. The industry is lobbying for an official state massage license. The government has resisted it all these years because they don't want to spend the money in the infrastructure it would require, but the current massage therapy bill that established the voluntary certification is due to sunset (actually it already did but it got extended due to Covid), so very soon Sacramento will have to either extend the current setup or replace it with something else, and most of the industry wants a state license instead of city by city regulation. We will see how it plays out.

[TylerDurd]

Hey Todd!

Just landed the new yatch after the crew (can you say fff4 m!) and I just took the lady out for a shake down sea trial!

And let me tell you, they do shake, an all female crew wowzers.

And yes! Sergio rushed me right in, thank you for your concern! I was having some minor tire pressure issues when taking the Bo for a spin around the Bu. Not so much an issue for me as you know how laid back Iam. It was actually one of the Russian twins that didn't like the ride over those pesky speed bumps behind Trancas market but Sergio had one of those gauges and trouble shot the issue easy peasy!
500 bucks, seriously how does this kind soul stay in business!

An aside, almost got in a little hot water with the youngest twin because the little Italian gymnast I had at my nephews birthday party last fall road along with me to Sergios (you know, to help me with his accent) that day and I couldn't help but make her squirt all over the Alcantara seat (we did see baby dolphins, so cute). Oy vey!

After dropping off the gymnast I tried using her knickers, that she conveniently left in the cup holder (oldest trick in the book).

To mop up her "girl goo" if you will.

Thought I did a pretty good job but once back at Casa Verde the Russian demanded a ride and who was I to say no! Iam a sweetheart or so I've been told on the PD re reviews!

She didn't wanted to drive and immediately saw the stain on the shotgun seat and said. "is that pooooooozy?

I almost freaked. I laughed and said "no, pussy flavored gelato".

Then she freakin bent over and tasted my Lambo seat!

I gasped under my breath, she gasped or had an orgasm, hard for me to tell and said "It tastes like pooooozy!

When pressed and / or caught red handed Iam an honest guy!

So I careful crafted the words "would you like to meet little miss gelato?

To which she replied bluntly "sure! She tastes fun. ".

I smiled. She didn't but shot me a cheeky look out of the corner of her eye!

So you might not see me on the links for the next couple days!

Don't worry I'm either deeeeed or in Heaven or both!

This reads like a fever dream.