Massage Parlor Reports

[SirWilliam]

A box of some fruit does wonders. You can find it at any large local Asian market like 99 Ranch. It might not seem much but it goes a long way in Asian culture.

Dried fruit or fresh?

[EastHornDog14]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

A box of some fruit does wonders. You can find it at any large local Asian market like 99 Ranch. It might not seem much but it goes a long way in Asian culture.

[KeenKeen]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

Red envelope with cash is pretty traditional.

[Jazz Man]

So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).

[StubbornMule]

Fair enough. I guess I should walk back the "cmt" part of my question and ask about any providers that give a massage that isn't just getting wiped down with oil and finished in a rush, which as you said is hard enough to find. I appreciate the intel both of you have. Just got back from a session with kimberly cavalli (who came as a rec from someone on the board) and overall, I am pleased.

She advertises on pd and her pics probably aren't real, but a decent representation of what she may have looked like 5 years ago. She's probably in her late 40's or early 50's but obviously takes very good care of herself and gives a very decent, relaxing massage with he. Before the session, I thought it was a bit of an overcharge for what I would get in comparison to krystal, but not driving to deep oc was kind of worth it. She has a ton of covid related rules and seemed a bit wary of me (because I wouldn't give 5 stars to anyone on pd) but she is professional and fair. One small detail that I appreciated is that she doesn't count shower time against your massage time considering that hygiene is more important. She will definitely go in the rotation.

I saw Kimberley Kavalli once and was not particularly impressed. First, she is old and wrinkled. Second, her body is a bit manly for my taste. Yes, she has huge bolt-ons, but she's only kinda buff, I assume from her work as a physical trainer. Lastly, the incall location was lousy: had trouble finding parking, her apartment was cramped, and she has an annoying dog. Would not recommend.

[Pahittare]

Aloha brothers! In town for work and stopped by this place and saw Eva (https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html.

6 for an hour $. 6 FS on the flip. Descent Chinese massage. Very giggly and fun on the flip. Cute, 20's, fit, nice ass. Was not shorted on time. Broken English and lots of smiles.

Monger on!

Review on rubmaps says she's 31-35. Regardless, Eva seems to get good reviews.

So you paid $120 in total for FS?

[PriscillaM]

Was checking out rubratings and came across a Russian place in west LA. They change girls out weekly and this week I met Eva. Cute dark blonde with perkiest pink nipples and was able to touch them. Down side only HJ and no FS, 160 hhr was damage. Booker will text photos. She told me Sunday is her last day in the area.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

I got her on her last day. She tells me the rules are it is 50 extra for touching and 50 extra for seeing her Russian growler. I stayed at 160. She does have perky nipples, fuck you could hang a man's wardrobe on that thing. She is good looking and those fake tits look fun to do Russian. But her whole manner is life denying. She rubbed my balls because her hand motions were erratic and the ball rubbing was as effective as treating covid patients with difficulty breathing by having them climb mount Everest. Also not fun to have the booker spy on me going up to the unit. Her feet stunk too. Just for the record, the only good hand job on the west side is Lucy luv at temple of bliss.

[JasonLf]

Aloha brothers! In town for work and stopped by this place and saw Eva (https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9794200.html.

6 for an hour $. 6 FS on the flip. Descent Chinese massage. Very giggly and fun on the flip. Cute, 20's, fit, nice ass. Was not shorted on time. Broken English and lots of smiles.

Monger on!

[PriscillaM]

Was it a spiral-bound? Legal pad? Composition perhaps?

Like her fat ass it was wide ruled like you get in third grade when learning how to write.

[Fat Jerk76]

There is a fatso latina gal running the place, and her capital investment consists of a spiral notebook.

Was it a spiral-bound? Legal pad? Composition perhaps?

[Jbjb1983]

Was checking out rubratings and came across a Russian place in west LA. They change girls out weekly and this week I met Eva. Cute dark blonde with perkiest pink nipples and was able to touch them. Down side only HJ and no FS, 160 hhr was damage. Booker will text photos. She told me Sunday is her last day in the area.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

[PriscillaM]

So, there is a new competitor to the temple of ketamines. A nuru style latina run jack off shack in venice proper:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Someone here posted that it is part of small chain of masturbatoriums, but, in what is yet another first here, gave no other pertinent information other than that the pics are real.

I find that juberous at best. Pics have not been real on rubratings since the last solar eclipse.

I called the other day late, but they were hard closing, prolly because of maternal duties.

But they told me the address and I did some force recon and determined that a failed production company had given up the ghost due to the rona and these girls had taken over a suite above a tattoo joint a grip of pussy hairs from lincoln and venice. This corner used to be hooker central. There is a motel near here, the lincoln inn, that had the nastiest rooms ever.

Well, today I stormed the beaches boyos. I texted from a few minutes away and asked to see stormi. The pics are close but not real.

Stormi's pic is of a latina morsel with clean skin and even cleaner morals.

But first, you walk up to the studio and the place smells like a fucken grow. They must have a distribution license for pot. There is a fatso latina gal running the place, and her capital investment consists of a spiral notebook. I gave the the two hundo for the 45 minute "nuru" (my ass) and she says that the girl will be there soon, and right as I am walking to the exam room from their makeshift lobby. In walks a striking tall latina (maybe delila? I go to my room and am told it will be some time as stormi is participating in a vaccine trial.

De;.

I lay face down nude. There are a shitload of hand towlesl and the narrowest massage table in the known universe. It is pretty spartan.

In comes stormi. To let me know it will be a little while longer. Stormi looks like the girl in the pics, but has more miles, including parenting miles. Also, she has used her body as a white board to list, in tattoos, her kid's birthdate, a catalog of 1980's one hit wonders (yes, walking on sunshine was on the list), her grocery list, and I believe some art that looks like what charles manson drew on art day on death row. She has a very smooth and slim bod, but the tits are weak.

I am face down and she did not know if I had paid for the half or the full hour. I said 45 minutes. About 5 minutes in, the hostess shouts 45 minutes. There is a blue douche speaker playing some shit music. Mostly men singing about how hard they anally rammed their girlfirend.

She does a non-oil pathetic massage with no teasing of the forest or the trees. I was kind of worried I was going to be upsold to the finish, but like 25 minutes in she asked me to flip. I noticed there was a pillow underneath and asked if I could use it, she said sure, she has the kind of help out attitude that if you were drowning in the ocean, she would throw you an anvil.

Anyhow, I flip over with an erection that is almost hitting the ceiling and she leaves to get the oil. She comes back in (she is nude by the way, but I never got near her panocha and there was barely any mutual touch), and apologizes that they have not had time to melt and heat up the oil. I was like, what the fuck are you converting rhodium back there.

Anyhow, it was pretty much straight for my rod right away and she did a decent job. To slow her down, because she only has two cock speeds, too fast and faster than too fast, I had her rub my nuts. She was a little too rough at times, but she has really good skinny hand job hands. I had her slow her pace down and after about 10 minutes on the front, I let loose a sort of disorganized nut. She gave me a wet towel and dry towel and I cleaned my self. She let me know that she has a kid and that she has a separate job in the medical field.

Anyhow, for 200 for 45, this is not even clinically acceptable. They are not into it, they do not have much skin in the game, and I am pretty sure their pathetic security will be their downfall. Back to temple of bliss I guess.

[Santooki]

Anyone scoped out the talent at the new NURU place being advertised on RR? Looks TGTBT.

Hazel uses real pics, let us know your experience. They are part of the 310 and 818 network.

[LAguy28]

Anyone scoped out the talent at the new NURU place being advertised on RR? Looks TGTBT.

[Jlh03]

She used to be at west therapy in west Hollywood and was known as Jenny. Jenny the super ho to some. Her holes have been ransacked by countless la dicks over the years. Join Tues. Brotherhood. There are thousands of us.

Already did, man was it good. All the young talent should take classes from her.