Massage Parlor Reports

[CubanMonger]

Somehow I've subscribed to an Instagram feed from a place called Lake Forest Chiro. The website looks like it's a legit place, but Instagram is full of hot girls in skimpy outfits. Any intel on the place? Their Instagram is lakeforest_chiro.

[PriscillaM]

Season massage on 22 block of westwood is somehow co-owned by the dud who owns wharf. Season has all the warmth and home feeling of a Walmart break room. You walk in and there is some lame sign about some inc. Owning the joint.

There is the typical door chime bullshit and out pops "Nina" a hot young Asian age 21-58 who will take me down for 50 for 45 minutes.

She seems thrilled to have to work my cock. She massages my back using her elbows and a pneumatic drill, and I yelp that it is too hard.

She laughs in this coy way, kind of like the sound of Taylor swift farting after eating a non stop curry buffet in Kerala. It was super annoying. I had to warn her again, and the same miserable laugh that makes you want to drive a semi truck loaded with active TNT into a NICU.

She then did something that only happened once before to me, she wiped my ass. Now, when it comes to ass wiping, no one supports the troops more than me. I use wet wipes infused with aloe vera, test for residue on charmin ultra and then reapply the wet wipes. And she used rubbing alcohol, which feels like my ass is being penetrated by a welding torch.

She then turns me over, and it was a miserable handie with a very stern 5 minute warning.

Fuck this place, Nina is there on Saturday.

[DavidC27]

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

Talk about TOFTT! I work in DTLA and had not heard of this place, so I thought I'd check the place out after you mentioned it, even if it was a story involving LEO. So one day last week, I called the phone number just before leaving work to make sure they were open. A guy answered the phone and I asked how much is 1 hour, he said. 4 and a second later said, "no, it's. 5".

That was annoying but then he asked if I wanted a foot rub or body rub. I said body and asked if there were any girls to give the massage, then he mumbled something and an older lady got on the phone and was hard to understand, but was almost laughing and basically saying to come now, we're not busy, you'll enjoy it. Then kept asking for confirmation, you come now? You come now?

I was there within 15 minutes and surprised I had never noticed the place because I've been to both Ord and Panda about a 1-2 blocks away. When I walked in the place smelled like Asian food and it was setup like a legit foot massage place in front, and an older guy was giving a chubby middle aged Asian lady a foot rub, but not like a client, like she was just someone else who worked there. There were at least 4-5 people, all over 40 who looked like they lived and / or worked there just having conversation. The oldest one in the group asked if I called and started laughing again and took me down the hall to a room. It was. 4 for hhr, and it was a pretty decent massage. She even cracked my back a couple times with the pressure as she was digging in. It was pretty legit with no teasing or playing at all, but then told me to flip and just gave a hand motion. I nodded and she said it was. 5 but didn't make me pay first, just nod and agree that I knew wha tit would cost.

But, this lady was old AF! I mean, late 50's or 60's and nothing attractive about her. She got the job done and had a decent technique, but she had to be the oldest person I've ever visited, and I've seen way too many messes to remember. I know I've had a lot worse, but not older. She also kept laughing like she was embarrassed or maybe just that she had a customer at all. I don't know. The ugly chub was still getting her feet rubbed when I left, and the place just had a weird vibe to it. Like they were surprised to have a customer, or that I was interrupting their social time. Weird!

So if anyone's interested, . 9 for a decent massage and HJ, but don't expect anything worth looking at. Maybe some days will have someone else with a decent body, I don't doubt that this story was true, just that his story might be the best case scenario, and it can be a lot worse.

Thanks to everyone for all their reviews and posts.

[Checkin Out]

Caution! Google Maps will take you to what purports to be this address. AMP on North side of Sherman Way is T. S. So if that is not your thing, avoid.

I will have to try Amber at correct addy down by Corbin!!

[Rafa0416]

What is the full address there? I want to go see Cici badly.

What is address in Lakewood? I googled it and it and it said 43XX S Street.

Lakewood CA 907XX. Wanted to make sure it is right one. Thanks.

I saw this spa at 41 xx south and I want to know if the service is complete. There were many cars in the parking lot.

[Snakeplisken71]

Damn! I waited around last night to get a glimpse of / maybe meet this fabulous woman, but alas she was otherwise occupied. But, at least I have something to look forward to.

What is the full address there? I want to go see Cici badly.

What is address in Lakewood? I googled it and it and it said 43XX S Street.

Lakewood CA 907XX. Wanted to make sure it is right one. Thanks.

[HoDough]

So. I was with her last night this girl has it all. Beautiful face. Young. Big firm tits cute little laugh. Sucked on those beautiful tits went straight BJ all I could do save myself from dropping a load before I hit it from behind. Definitely my to go girl.

Was she Latina or Asian, and about how old?

[JohnnyAaced]

Imo, when the cold sets in nicely, the best place to warm up is at a parlor. Not to mention it's one of the best ways to get into the Christmas spirit LOL.

19754 Sherman Way.

Amber is petite, cute face and very eager to please.

She has a nice petite body, small but round butt, that looks just beautiful when she bends over with ass up in the air.

She gives a really good BBBJ like most girls here, she enjoys DATY and some FIV but she kept making me stop when hitting that G spot, saying Honey make me pee LOL IYKYK.

We did some K9 and then standing Mish to finish off.

Overall I highly recommend Amber if you haven't seen her yet.

Damage was. 6+ $. 6.

So. I was with her last night this girl has it all. Beautiful face. Young. Big firm tits cute little laugh. Sucked on those beautiful tits went straight BJ all I could do save myself from dropping a load before I hit it from behind. Definitely my to go girl.

[Im Yours]

What's the best place to go for a simple handy or possibly BJ. I work in Marina del ray and Need a good Orion for befor and after work. Maybe even during work. I'll tell them I'm going for a smoke break then go get a quick release. I'm looking for attractive masseuse for a decent rate. I'm not going to spend more than 100 total.

My usual indioendent atf is out of town so I need something to hold me over. Preferably on Venice or Washington. Happy holidays.

I randomly went to Bella Massage near LAX. I thought it was legit. A cute Chinese girl who only works Sun / Mons. Skinnish, had a wide-ish big-ish grabbable butt for a Chinese chick. Probably Bs up top. Got an fairly decent massage with not too much teasing but a surprise handy and a decent amount of flirting on the turn over. I think there are a lot of reviews on are-maps but I don't subscribe. Room was clean also.

[PriscillaM]

Do not schedule with Kendra. She is the prototypical fat Latina instagram addicted lazy man hands with shit ass tats. I am not sure of the other girls, the pics are not like the hot young Asians where it is of another person, these are just heavily photoshopped.

[PriscillaM]

Let me be really clear.

There is no coco on staff at wharf.

I was getting my penor worked on over the holidays and yuyu had to go almost postal on some asshole on the phone trying to make an appointment with coco.

Am I clear?

[PriscillaM]

What's the best place to go for a simple handy or possibly BJ. I work in Marina del ray and Need a good Orion for befor and after work. Maybe even during work. I'll tell them I'm going for a smoke break then go get a quick release. I'm looking for attractive masseuse for a decent rate. I'm not going to spend more than 100 total.

My usual indioendent atf is out of town so I need something to hold me over. Preferably on Venice or Washington. Happy holidays.

Nice work on the talk to text boomer.

In no order, you should try.

Wharf.

119 XX sm luxe (just check for a cock).

Goldfinger.

187 X Westwood.

Season massage on Westwood.

Not sure if you can get in and out with your holiday generosity of 100, but at 40 for a half and 60 tip, you should be fine.

1563 nuru on Westwood is not for you, I think the minimum is 120 so that would break you in two pieces mate.

In the Venice area, there is ocean massage on like 700 Lincoln, but the goods are for shit.

Lee spa in the marina is as gross, and I am so tolerant / progressive I invited a cannibal to my holiday pot luck.

[OrangeGoku]

What's the best place to go for a simple handy or possibly BJ. I work in Marina del ray and Need a good Orion for befor and after work. Maybe even during work. I'll tell them I'm going for a smoke break then go get a quick release. I'm looking for attractive masseuse for a decent rate. I'm not going to spend more than 100 total.

My usual indioendent atf is out of town so I need something to hold me over. Preferably on Venice or Washington. Happy holidays.

[PlayDoh]

In town for the holidays from Chicago. Stopped by 8155. Great place, wish we had this back home. Showed up late so only 2 girls available. Picked a Latina with a huge natural chest and big ass. She was younger and had braces, she said her name was Vanessa and didn't speak much English.

She was extremely good looking. But she didn't offer much. Pulled her dress fown to show her bra and started with CBJ and was going super fast. Laid back ready for missionary and I he'd to pill them out of her bra. Wouldn't let me suck them. Complained she was hurting. I'm thick but not crazy. Very mechanical. Was hoping for more. I'll definitely stop by again and. Try someone else.

[PriscillaM]

Does anyone have experience at the place near the beach. I've seen a couple ads but not sure if it's legit.

Has anyone been there?

Do they offer a full menu or just a rug and tug.

The place is trash. It is next to the busiest panda express in the tri-state region and a wall of atms that dispense more cash than Qatar. The owner is a total submoron as you can easily tell by the eponymous name of the joint. I went in once and this hobgoblin of an Asian came out. There was a sign in sheet and some of the writing was in Sumerian. I left because she was really not for human consumption. There was a Messican there a year ago but she apparently is now working at the panda express next door.