Massage Parlor Reports

[SGoldberg]

Valley Day Spa is somewhat dimilar although due to Covid, last time I went they shut off the spa / jacuzzi area. It's also bit far from central LA area.

Thank you so very much.

[CleanJay]

I'm looking for a great prostate massage. I normally see Frances in Pasadena or if she's not available, Grace at Healing Body. Zelda in OC is too far of a drive but excellent. Would really like to branch out a little. Lulu's name keeps coming up. Can someone give me advice on her and point me in the right direction there? Is there another gal who's skilled with prostate release a la Frances? I'd appreciate suggestions. Thanks in advance for the info.

[PriscillaM]

Tawney (red head MILF you all know) says that some guy is renting out locations. Long leases based on stolen credit identity. And having girls provide Service at these locations until they kicked out. I wonder if this is something similar.

Did tawney also mention that there is a microchip in the flouridated water that is on tap?

[PeaceMillion]

There is a new "get up" trick pad around tujunga and riverside, across from the park in north hollywood.

The staff is:

Alice. She seems to be the CEO.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218824

She needs to block her face out more. She looks like a goblin from the dungeons and dragons player handbook. She has more rolls than a french bakery. She does have huge tits. But she is like so short she is wider than she is tall. Some dud on another board fucked her and is in love.

Bianca. She is the COO and latinx liason.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218560

The pics are real and her man made tits are spectacular. Problem is that she does not get as close to you as alice. She does ass massage you on your lingam. Some dude nutted on her ass. But she spends most of the time looking in the mirror.

Hazel. She is middle management.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/217001

Has an ass so big her boyfriend broke up with her because to do it doggie he had to stand outside. Supposably even though she is a fat sow, the skin is tight and the ass jiggles. I will try her out and will bring calipers to test for body fat.

Zoey. Or no name.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218724

She may be the vp of strategic development and may have gone off on her own. The pics are real, she is 20 something, eats edibles for breakfast and somehow manages to text back in a timely manner. Has all the enthusiasm for the job as the guy who cleans up the toilets at chipotle. Almost sleeps through the handjob, has you out in under 20 minutes. May have moved to west hollywood or may be she is too stoned to know the difference.

Another winner of a trick pad.

Tawney (red head MILF you all know) says that some guy is renting out locations. Long leases based on stolen credit identity. And having girls provide Service at these locations until they kicked out. I wonder if this is something similar.

[PriscillaM]

There is a new "get up" trick pad around tujunga and riverside, across from the park in north hollywood.

The staff is:

Alice. She seems to be the CEO.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218824

She needs to block her face out more. She looks like a goblin from the dungeons and dragons player handbook. She has more rolls than a french bakery. She does have huge tits. But she is like so short she is wider than she is tall. Some dud on another board fucked her and is in love.

Bianca. She is the COO and latinx liason.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218560

The pics are real and her man made tits are spectacular. Problem is that she does not get as close to you as alice. She does ass massage you on your lingam. Some dude nutted on her ass. But she spends most of the time looking in the mirror.

Hazel. She is middle management.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/217001

Has an ass so big her boyfriend broke up with her because to do it doggie he had to stand outside. Supposably even though she is a fat sow, the skin is tight and the ass jiggles. I will try her out and will bring calipers to test for body fat.

Zoey. Or no name.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/218724

She may be the vp of strategic development and may have gone off on her own. The pics are real, she is 20 something, eats edibles for breakfast and somehow manages to text back in a timely manner. Has all the enthusiasm for the job as the guy who cleans up the toilets at chipotle. Almost sleeps through the handjob, has you out in under 20 minutes. May have moved to west hollywood or may be she is too stoned to know the difference.

Another winner of a trick pad.

[HiKeke]

I used to go years ago to a Korean Spa on Pico that has shut down. Had steam rooms, Sauna, hot and cold pools, Lockers etc.

You would go for massage and get an incredibly intense and strong massage. The woman would then come back with hot oil and give a very happy experience with the hot oil.

Afterwards you were allowed to go back and use the spa. The whole thing was either 1. Or 1. 20 including tip depending on the girl.

Does anyone have any recommendations of another place like this? Please pm me or reply to message on board.

Valley Day Spa is somewhat dimilar although due to Covid, last time I went they shut off the spa / jacuzzi area. It's also bit far from central LA area.

[SGoldberg]

I used to go years ago to a Korean Spa on Pico that has shut down. Had steam rooms, Sauna, hot and cold pools, Lockers etc.

You would go for massage and get an incredibly intense and strong massage. The woman would then come back with hot oil and give a very happy experience with the hot oil.

Afterwards you were allowed to go back and use the spa. The whole thing was either 1. Or 1. 20 including tip depending on the girl.

Does anyone have any recommendations of another place like this? Please pm me or reply to message on board.

[PriscillaM]

Last few weeks I tried these two. First, this girl we've all seen and scrolled right past:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/1999707

I would normally never go for this, but that day my hips were really hurting and I thought an actual massage with HJ finish might be good. Her ad also says something about "I'm a normal person" and after a few crazies in a row, I craved normal. Went to her nice-ish place in palms, paid1. 8, got on actual table face down and she worked me. And she was normal, meaning she had a lot of complaints about stuff, the homeless, clients, politics. She was a little nervous-why, but mostly she was fine. On the flip, I got more reg massage. I asked about touching, she said 'butt and boobs' which I took to mean over clothes. So I squeezed around got hard said "looks like were coming to the end soon" She was little annoyed but eventually gave me a tight-fisted HJ that was fine. All in all, I would never waste my time or $ on her again. Very skippable, but you knew that already.

Then there was this one:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/2190955

She wanted $2 for a massage. I was driving to her near BH thinking it's too much and maybe I'll go to the AMP above the 7-11 in weho (exc place BTW) when I saw she texted me asking my ETA. You know how your brain gets a little fuzzy just ahead of fun time? SO I said 'F it' and went to her, thinking 'who knows, maybe it will be good. I'll pay xtra to find out".

So glad I did.

Right off, this is not the girl from the pics. She had sent me actual pics which were sexy, but she's older and a little bigger than the ad, but I really didn't care, mostly bc she had a great fucking attitude. She acted glad to see me, we hugged, she kissed my neck, I squeezed her big-ish butt. Very Russian, good English, but far from perfect. Went upstairs in her crazy loft airbnb, gave her the $2. She said "Oh, only massage. For $4 you get BJ (didn't mention cover or not) and FS (also no mention but I assume cfs) and fellas, let me tell it, it was GREAT. Did her best at nuru without all the oil, rubbed her big naturals all over, kissed my neck, when she saw my wood she actually said "oh, hello!" and laughed. I asked to see P her as she was (only) wearing a bikini bottom "Full nude for $2? Okay, I guess" and took it off. Gorg pink slice, shaved, clean, not blown out at all. Nice. I'd already flipped and she said "Watch this" and rev CowG'd me and my stick was buried in the crack of her (slightly cottage CZ) ass and it felt better than the real. I popped and get this, she went down the and got all the remaining cum out with her hand. Then she cleaned me up and guess what? She got back in bed and we SNUGGLED. I mean, WTF, rubbing, little kissing (no tongue) I was hard again in seconds. We talked, joked around and finally I left.

NOW, for $2, it was worth it for the first time, but I can go to afore-mentioned AMP for CFS with lotsa of co-touch (ask for Sue on frids and Sats) for 1. 6 and I would NEVER pay $4 for anything less than a pornstar with a great attitude. But I had a blast with this woman and highly recco.

The first one you had is crazy gabrielle. I think I saw her a few times many years ago. The first time, she got nude and had this weird body, like she eats like a pig and then exercises, but no muscle only kind of hanging skin. Two years later, I saw her again, and this time she did not get nude at all, it was weird, like she just wore some nasty ass sweats and she looked like she was put up wet. And she did the worst jackhammer handjob of all time. And yes, she complained back then, before covid about her job, her apartment manager, traffic, I think her gym, I dunno. I just remember the last one well, because it was like a Thursday and I was wearing this sort of neon green shirt. Three days later I was at a civilian outing with the same outfit and I literally bumped into her, I mean due to the formatting of the place I was within 3 feet of her and she looked at me like I was stalking her. Her eyes I will never forget. She is crazy and she gives a handjob that unless your dick is made of leather, you will pay for it.

The second one seems interesting but truthfully, the rooskie bait and switch is so fucken offensive, and often unnecessary I cannot handle it. I have had experiences with girls who actually look decent and they could use real pictures and then there are just pigs. So when I see the usual bullshit ad with a phone number with multiple ads with different pictures, I move on, but good on you for getting a decent tug on the westside for 200.

[LordByron222]

Last few weeks I tried these two. First, this girl we've all seen and scrolled right past:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/1999707

I would normally never go for this, but that day my hips were really hurting and I thought an actual massage with HJ finish might be good. Her ad also says something about "I'm a normal person" and after a few crazies in a row, I craved normal. Went to her nice-ish place in palms, paid1. 8, got on actual table face down and she worked me. And she was normal, meaning she had a lot of complaints about stuff, the homeless, clients, politics. She was a little nervous-why, but mostly she was fine. On the flip, I got more reg massage. I asked about touching, she said 'butt and boobs' which I took to mean over clothes. So I squeezed around got hard said "looks like were coming to the end soon" She was little annoyed but eventually gave me a tight-fisted HJ that was fine. All in all, I would never waste my time or $ on her again. Very skippable, but you knew that already.

Then there was this one:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/2190955

She wanted $2 for a massage. I was driving to her near BH thinking it's too much and maybe I'll go to the AMP above the 7-11 in weho (exc place BTW) when I saw she texted me asking my ETA. You know how your brain gets a little fuzzy just ahead of fun time? SO I said 'F it' and went to her, thinking 'who knows, maybe it will be good. I'll pay xtra to find out".

So glad I did.

Right off, this is not the girl from the pics. She had sent me actual pics which were sexy, but she's older and a little bigger than the ad, but I really didn't care, mostly bc she had a great fucking attitude. She acted glad to see me, we hugged, she kissed my neck, I squeezed her big-ish butt. Very Russian, good English, but far from perfect. Went upstairs in her crazy loft airbnb, gave her the $2. She said "Oh, only massage. For $4 you get BJ (didn't mention cover or not) and FS (also no mention but I assume cfs) and fellas, let me tell it, it was GREAT. Did her best at nuru without all the oil, rubbed her big naturals all over, kissed my neck, when she saw my wood she actually said "oh, hello!" and laughed. I asked to see P her as she was (only) wearing a bikini bottom "Full nude for $2? Okay, I guess" and took it off. Gorg pink slice, shaved, clean, not blown out at all. Nice. I'd already flipped and she said "Watch this" and rev CowG'd me and my stick was buried in the crack of her (slightly cottage CZ) ass and it felt better than the real. I popped and get this, she went down the and got all the remaining cum out with her hand. Then she cleaned me up and guess what? She got back in bed and we SNUGGLED. I mean, WTF, rubbing, little kissing (no tongue) I was hard again in seconds. We talked, joked around and finally I left.

NOW, for $2, it was worth it for the first time, but I can go to afore-mentioned AMP for CFS with lotsa of co-touch (ask for Sue on frids and Sats) for 1. 6 and I would NEVER pay $4 for anything less than a pornstar with a great attitude. But I had a blast with this woman and highly recco.

[CodyMax33]

I called ahead to check for Eva, but mamasan said she is away and there is no return date. Basically they rotate girls. Anyways I paid a visit as I was in the mood and wanted to check out the place. Did Street parking and entered through the front. Paid. 6 for the hour. Drew in a petite Cindy. She was small though but I wanted to check her out as everyone else was buys. Started with a soft massage which helped me relax as well. Then after about 10 - 15 minutes into it I started rubbing her legs and buttt as she was near my head. Then she opened her boobs for some sucking and then we talked about the donations. I said 1 initially, and said all I had was 1. 2 that's it. She agreed and so we began. There was no BJ as she had the mask the whole time. Which is ok. But Boy she was tight. Had a good time. But again as everyone mentioned, its kinda like the toilet stalls, the walls don't go till the roof so it pretty funny listening to the neighboring rooms where they are pounding away all the while trying to make as less as possible. And the other scary part is that the front door is always open, so theres always people coming in and out of the place and you can hear mamasan welcoming everyone and talking etc. Had a good time with her, nothing special. But will certainly return to try out others there. .

If you did not get Eva then you wasted your time. The girls there are dogshit. Eva is the daughter of god.

[Yoyo8899]

Hello Gentlemen,

I have been trolling the OC boards a bit lately (I've been stuck down there) and there seem to be a large handful of waxing salons that include a nice lotion HE to the service. Do any of you guys know of a female Brazilian wax joint up here in LA? Please and thank you.

Not sure why this seems to be prevalent in OC but not in LA. Happy to exchange info for UTR places.

[PriscillaM]

Is Mary at Chens available for fisting? She's tooken thousands of dick up her ass I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

As the joke goes, if you find my keys, we can drive out.

[RicoReckless2]

Is Mary at Chens available for fisting? She's tooken thousands of dick up her ass I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

[AhardLanding]

Mary is not Latina and she is probably around 26. She is Asian, you might try her at Chens on Santa Monica across from the smart and final.

You are soooo bad.

[PriscillaM]

Looking for either young (18-25) Latina or MILF MP. There's no good ones in The Valley. Figured LA has better options. Let me know and price, on a budget rn. Also would consider young (18-25) small AMP.

Mary is not Latina and she is probably around 26. She is Asian, you might try her at Chens on Santa Monica across from the smart and final.