Massage Parlor Reports

[Lucky21]

There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they dont take cops off of more important shit.

If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a well let you go this time, but next time we see you here youd better have your green card or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.

Thanks Grimmy. I do recall you sharing CA certification insights on a number of occasions. Definitely they were asking to see a "license", could be a drivers license for I'd. The place is at best a HJ shop, though not a cheap place and it's been in operation for decades. There was specific conversation around cash earnings for the day.

[LngTimeMongr]

Lngtimemongr, as Gordon Gekko once said to bud fox, why don't you stop sending us information and start getting us some.

Thus, I do have information now.

Went last night. Bella did not BBBJ. But:

Face:5/10.

Body: 6/10.

Performance: 10/10.

I have never had someone DT me like she did. I'm about. Good 8. 5 and she took it all in with no gag. And I can tell she can kegel. I would return if I'm in the area. But will not go out of my way.

Coveredfs: $. 20.

[Grimmy23]

Yup. It isn't just because of giving out HE's.

I was on the table during a raid. No warning from Papasan, just the door opening and two males LEO in windbreakers demanding my provider into the hallway. This was not a full service spot, not even a HJ spot (unless you were a regular and got the right girl. I was, and did). LEO demanded I'd, she didn't have it with her, told her to call someone to bring it to her, she refused, on came the jewelry. I was still lying on the table, thinking of all the times this scenario could've ended much worse for me. I eventually got dressed and headed out. Papasan apologized, asked me to come back and they'd make it right (they did), and that was it. Never saw that particular provider around that shop again, and the shop didn't survive the shut-down.

Either that or an outstanding warrant. Sadly, a lot of the girls in these places are trafficked in illegally, and they're working in MPs to pay off their debt to their smugglers for bringing them in. The smugglers confiscate all of their docs to make it harder for them to sneak off. If they were to ghost, now they're an undocumented alien with nowhere to go and no form of ID. Given the fact she couldn't produce ID, this was most likely the case with her. Again, she may have had a prior "bust" where the cops told her she'd better have her green card on her next time, and this was the "next time. ".

[Grimmy23]

I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.

From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.

https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/code...c/0-0-0-192803

Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.

But all businesses need a business license, regardless of what type of business it is or what city it's in. There is still no "massage license." If you have a business license for a massage establishment, some cities will do routine checks to make sure you're staying in compliance. In most cities that's done by code enforcement, not the cops. There are of course exceptions, but most cities leave their already shorthanded cops to fighting criminals instead of spending their time checking businesses for compliance to muni code. I've had them stop by my place maybe 2 or 3 times over 4 years. They pretty much check that our business license is current and on display, look at the restrooms to make sure there's paper towels and soap, make sure we have fire extinguishers, maybe ask for an employee list and randomly check a couple to make sure they all have current certs, but that's about it. They're in and out in about 2 minutes and don't disturb the business at all, and again, it's a code enforcement guy, not a cop. Reading the LA City Muni Code, it is a city that does require the certificate to practice massage within city limits (most cities do, but not all). But a violation is a misdemeanor at most. More likely, the first offense would be a slap on the wrist "don't let us catch you doing that again" kind of thing. Second offense would be a court appearance, fine, and suspension of certificate.

Another thing to realize is a lot of cities know full well what goes on inside their MPs but don't really care. Downey is one of those cities. There's like 6 MPs there and most of them have been around for 20-25 years. I wad on a ridealong with a Downey cop once (a long time ago - I don't live in Downey anymore) and he pointed all of them out to me. Told me they know exactly what happens in there, but as long as they aren't a public nuisance and start drawing complaints they don't really care. They'd rather have mongers getting hj's and bj's in there, fairly harmlessly, than having to bust crack w---es (interesting that word is censored on here) and their pimps in cheap motels. The more they stir up the MPs, the more they drive it underground. As long as the neighbors don't start finding used condoms and shit on their front lawns they pretty much leave them alone.

[PlayerN818]

I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.

From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.

https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/code...c/0-0-0-192803

Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.

She might've had an outstanding warrent.

[PlayerN818]

There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they dont take cops off of more important shit.

If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a well let you go this time, but next time we see you here youd better have your green card or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.

Yup. It isn't just because of giving out HE's.

I was on the table during a raid. No warning from Papasan, just the door opening and two males LEO in windbreakers demanding my provider into the hallway. This was not a full service spot, not even a HJ spot (unless you were a regular and got the right girl. I was, and did). LEO demanded I'd, she didn't have it with her, told her to call someone to bring it to her, she refused, on came the jewelry. I was still lying on the table, thinking of all the times this scenario could've ended much worse for me. I eventually got dressed and headed out. Papasan apologized, asked me to come back and they'd make it right (they did), and that was it. Never saw that particular provider around that shop again, and the shop didn't survive the shut-down.

[LngTimeMongr]

Information is a valuable commodity. I just gave you some about Mary.

As a famous person once said, I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are going to have a hard time doing any business.

I'm just joking bud. Not meant for why ro get bothered. No but really. Thank you for the information.

[PriscillaM]

There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they do t take cops off of more important shit.

If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license. ".

I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.

From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.

https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/code...c/0-0-0-192803

Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.

[PriscillaM]

Why does this sound like a joke LOL. Was this bb anal?

Information is a valuable commodity. I just gave you some about Mary.

As a famous person once said, I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are going to have a hard time doing any business.

[BigBadNut]

Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.

All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.

The worst is some actually negotiate and it kills the mood. Can't believe this one was a stone wall. That's never happened.

[Grimmy23]

Went back to visit one of my favorite places just north of LAX. The first place I ever got an extra years and years ago. Pola was her name and I've been hooked on the hobby ever since.

Honestly, I went this time for Shiatsu because it's actually good and reasonable. Paid for an hour and went and took a shower. Walked back to the room and lay face down on the table. Starts out fine, great pressure on my lower back and beginning to feel relaxed. Mamma walks by and says something terse in Korean. The girl quickly leaves the room and closes the door. Tick tock, tick tock. I'm still lying face down beginning to wonder what's going on. Then I hear voices, not you guys, but clear and direct words. Which one is the manager?

One by one, they ask each girl to show them their license and the money each earned so far that day. 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes go by. From the dialog, it sounds like someone didn't have their license. Mamma was also being chastised, first for faking like she wasn't the manager, and then for not running a tighter ship.

It appeared that they were not interested in those lying on tables, so I decided to cut short my deep tissue and leave. I asked the beautiful blonde officer if I could leave. She said they'd be done in 10-15, but I could leave if I wanted. So I did. Sure enough, one of the technicians was in the back of the cruiser. Whistled my way past the other officers and got the heck out of there.

Would you have stayed?

There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they don’t take cops off of more important shit.

If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a “we’ll let you go this time, but next time we see you here you’d better have your green card” or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.”

[LngTimeMongr]

I have to admit, I was in the need of treatment for a sore undercarriage the other day. I went to Chen's and only Mary was there. She has lost. Again - lost about 20 pounds. Her abs are tighter than a lug nut on a 63 ford. I was in shock. I recommend her.

Why does this sound like a joke LOL. Was this bb anal?

[PriscillaM]

Been to mary at chen a couple years ago. Is she getting any better or is she still the fish she always been? I never raw dogged her. Would you guys?

I have to admit, I was in the need of treatment for a sore undercarriage the other day. I went to Chen's and only Mary was there. She has lost. Again - lost about 20 pounds. Her abs are tighter than a lug nut on a 63 ford. I was in shock. I recommend her.

[PriscillaM]

Any of you guys try bella. I heard she BBBJ? Anyone try out?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/204958

Lngtimemongr, as Gordon Gekko once said to bud fox, why don't you stop sending us information and start getting us some.

[LngTimeMongr]

Any of you guys try bella. I heard she BBBJ? Anyone try out?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/204958