Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5794]

So I fucked the great carla di capri. 500 bucks. One pop. Not worth it.

First, these idiots girls do not know how to use an a / c. You keep the bedroom closed to the a / c stays in. It was like fucking in a sauna.

Second, she does not show her face, and for good reason. She looks like a cocker spaniel.

Third, her peeing in your face trick when you eat her out is fine, but not worth the price of dealing with a rather oddly manicured Bush. She kind of just lets her sides grow out, and she smells like cock down there.

Fourth, she must be on the crank as she sweats.

More, the age is showing, she has some hanging skin.

Further proving the downright lack of provenance on all of those review sites.

[The Camel]

The exact same thing happened to me at apple massage on pico. I walk in and and the receptionist just stares at me. I say 1 hr please and she calls someone from the back. She then asks me how old I am and I say 21. She checks my I. D. And I am 21, but denies me. She said I was too young and by this point there was about 5 people in the lobby (masseuses and walk in customers) so defeated I decided to leave. IDK why they do this to us bro, but you're not alone!

Local cities are now authorized to regulate MPs within limitations set in state law. So it can happen that an age restriction in one city doesn't apply in others. But IceTray, in your case with a complying ID and a waiting room full of customers, I think you were simply a victim of age discrimination against young dudes. They expect young guys to be pretty broke and reluctant to tip standard market rates and generosity is not anticipated from them. Some younger guys will even run out of there without tipping anything even after receiving outstanding service. This is also why so many providers insist on payment up front and most often from younger guys. Us older guys have much less trouble scoring trust in MPs. There has to be benefits of aging and this is one of them.

[IceTrayThagang]

I have recently been looking into massage parlors, and I just have a question that boggles my mind. When I entered a massage parlor around south gate, they said I have to be 21 and sadly they checked my I'd and said I was too young, I'm 20 BTW, so why do I have to be 21 when we both know I'm not there for just a massage.

The exact same thing happened to me at apple massage on pico. I walk in and and the receptionist just stares at me. I say 1 hr please and she calls someone from the back. She then asks me how old I am and I say 21. She checks my I. D. And I am 21, but denies me. She said I was too young and by this point there was about 5 people in the lobby (masseuses and walk in customers) so defeated I decided to leave. IDK why they do this to us bro, but you're not alone!

[ModMix]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

If they're hot maybe. I haven't found it yet.

[MikeFandango]

I will be staying in Pico Rivera the night of August 1. Please someone suggest an AMP that does FS. Extra thank you points if they do BBFS and BBBJ. I am willing to drive as far as Pasadena If you don't want to publish it please PM me. Please and Thank You.

Plenty of those on garvey or lower azusa (el monte).

[InTight]

I will be staying in Pico Rivera the night of August 1. Please someone suggest an AMP that does FS. Extra thank you points if they do BBFS and BBBJ. I am willing to drive as far as Pasadena If you don't want to publish it please PM me. Please and Thank You.

[Member #5844]

Greetings,

Does anyone know of a Thai spot where you can get a legit massage from a sexy Thai girl plus some extras? Anything from HJ to FS would be great. The massage has to be legit though. I get Thai messages regularly because they are amazing, but I want that release at the end! Feel free to PM or reply here. Thanks in advance.

[Davidd69]

Any places in the KTown are that do CBJ for a fair amount?

[ShardoP2]

Looking in SL or LF around the Hyperion and Rowena area. There is one on the corner, but I've gotten mixed messages. Any other places in the area?

[DarkStar138]

Anyone know of any MP's that have any ladies of any ethnic background with huge boobs?

[BackdoorMan469]

I have been to quite in a few in the local area but my go to places are West Hills Massage Therapy (there are two of them, both owned by the same woman). One is at Saticoy and Woodlake, the other is Topanga Canyon and Roscoe. Saticoy has 62 year old Cici (might be Cindy now). She is okay looking, not really pretty but pleasant face / smile and attractive to me. Slender, really nice body (especially for her age) with nice Bs. Not too much English, really nice person and works Sat and Tues for sure and has added a couple of other days. Tina (might still be her name) works both places, she is 50 and fairly pretty with decent body, full Bs to small Cs. Not much English but very nice. Not exactly sure what days, I think Thur / Fri at Saticoy but works most days alternating between the two locations.

Eva (might be Jennifer now) is 53, at Topanga location, quite pretty to me, really nice trim body, full Bs to small Cs, almost perfect breasts in my eyes. Really nice, speaks some English.

As I noted, names might have changed a bit because they are very paranoid and hate reviews so when one comes up, they change. They are very careful these days so you have to play it smart and slow to start but once you are in with at least an HJ, they know you are cool and everything is available at standard $40 up to $100 for FS. Be nice to the mamasan (Lily or maybe Linda now, LOL) and you are really in and she can give a nice BBBJ for $80 if you want that too. She used to be game for more and more interactive but I think she is getting away from that (sticks to HJ or BJ) but the others are game for reciprocation and most activities if they know you and you are reasonably nice and cool with them. Tina is only CBJ surprisingly enough because she is open when it comes to FS if you know what I mean. Don't say you saw a review or were referred, that will spook them.

I think they all look younger than their ages (I though Cici was mid to late 40's, Tina was 40 and Eva was late 30's) so I think they will be attractive enough but that is subjective so you have to see for yourself and of course, YMMV.

Let me know how it goes if you try it. Always like to hear new adventures.

[Rim Job]

The question would be which ones don't have MILF / gilfs, LOL. I am out here in the Northwest SFV, my local ones have an abundance of 50+ and even 60+ that still look great and are game. West Hills area.

You know I do appreciate an experienced provider but maybe just a are&t is good for what they can handle physically. If they know how to tease and knows all the trigger points of men, then that's good enough for me for 50+ providers. I wouldn't go as far as FS. I would love to know who's good regardless.

[SaltyDog]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

How about Chinese girls under 30 yo? Where are they?

[BillDwong17]

Would you please post or pm which ones are good for FS gilfs? Thanks.

Did you ended up going to the one in Downey, CA? I think it was mentioned awhile ago.

[Mordeith]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

Please PM me the info? I typically hit up a few places in Baldwin Park, which has korean and Latina girls.