Massage Parlor Reports

[BillDwong17]

Near Inglewood / Los Angeles area.

[Tirachinitas]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

Hi, any change I can get the info as well? Thanks.

[SalamiSlap]

Long time monger. I haven't posted in a very long time. I'm hoping I can get some info. Does anyone know of any place or places that open early. I get off work at 7 am and I'm always wanting to get a "rub down" after work but the earliest I can find is 9 am. I'm looking for something in West LA or San Fernando valley. Thanks.

Check the San Fernando valley massage thread. There was just a posting about a place that opens at 8 am.

[Amp Novice]

Long time monger. I haven't posted in a very long time. I'm hoping I can get some info. Does anyone know of any place or places that open early. I get off work at 7 am and I'm always wanting to get a "rub down" after work but the earliest I can find is 9 am. I'm looking for something in West LA or San Fernando valley. Thanks.

[Vegas1964]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

What's the rate? Could you send me the contact info, I will be visiting the area next week?

[Jujuju1010]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

Are you talking about the one on the corner off rosemead?

[AsianPussy]

Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

After scouring Pasadena and beyond for something semi passable (el Monte is creepy af) I got desperate and ended up at the center in Colorado. Walked out of four MPs with hard 1's and 2's before passing this place randomly on the way out of there. Pretty dirty and no mms but the girl who answered the licked door was a 6-7 ish in the mid thirties named Tina. Didn't ask for anything except demanded I take 30 min not 1 hour. No towel or any cover in the room and full view of the security footage so comfy right? She starts at it. 5 min to flip. She makes the HJ sign then BJ. I say just HJ cause I'm not sure about the set up. Ask for 1. 4 I say forget it. Settles for 1 I agree in desperation and due to the fact I haven't paid the. 4 door fee. Demands money up front. Jeez. She ends up with the top off going at it aggressive Russian. Pretty sexy doesn't last long. Cleans up with hot towels and alcohol spray. Not the worst experience but too dirty and hookerish for me. Where are the pyts I used to find around town. It's all hookers and old ladies these days.

[ModMix]

After scouring Pasadena and beyond for something semi passable (el Monte is creepy af) I got desperate and ended up at the center in Colorado. Walked out of four MPs with hard 1's and 2's before passing this place randomly on the way out of there. Pretty dirty and no mms but the girl who answered the licked door was a 6-7 ish in the mid thirties named Tina. Didn't ask for anything except demanded I take 30 min not 1 hour. No towel or any cover in the room and full view of the security footage so comfy right? She starts at it. 5 min to flip. She makes the HJ sign then BJ. I say just HJ cause I'm not sure about the set up. Ask for 1. 4 I say forget it. Settles for 1 I agree in desperation and due to the fact I haven't paid the. 4 door fee. Demands money up front. Jeez. She ends up with the top off going at it aggressive Russian. Pretty sexy doesn't last long. Cleans up with hot towels and alcohol spray. Not the worst experience but too dirty and hookerish for me. Where are the pyts I used to find around town. It's all hookers and old ladies these days.

[Greenlandmine]

You are the best.

I never park in their lot either. I never kiss them anywhere. I'm going to take note of your other rules.

I follow tons of rules at MPs. Chronologically starting with before the visit:

1. I always call ahead and ask "you have pretty girls" and if they do not answer "yes, we have pretty girl you come now I have pretty girl for you" I do not go.

2. I never ever park in the parking lot.

3. I walk around a few times before coming in to see if the Russians have hacked the place or LE is there.

4. I get in and immediately say 30 minutes.

5. I ask the mamasan - "do you have any pretty girls" and she says, "you call before, yes, we have pretty girl, you so sexy".

6. I get in the room after handing the door fee and immediately take some tissue, do a precautionary asswipe, and squish the tissue somewhere (usually under table).

7. I always am completely undressed before the girl gets in and am face down, with the towel dangling over my kiester.

8. I ask the girl's name..

[HowdyDoody32]

Please elaborate.

Nothing really, just some mp I regularly visit. Woman I seen a bunch of times opened up her menu to include bb and I have taken it ever since. Dfk, BBBJ, bbcip, etc. She's older and not that attractive but she's good fun.

I remember at yoyo recently a women wanted 200 for everything which I never pay that in advance, but the place is known for its FS so I gave in and it was full bb and she literally attacked me with her mouth LOL.

sometimes the bb and kissing happens totally by surprise and it’s weird to say, “stop, use condom please lol.” what so you do when you’re laying down and the lady just hops on hahahaha?

Great sex but I got to really be more careful like Hundred. It's hard though when you got a nice looking pussy in yo face though hahaha.

[Otakuguy77]

Went to blue star today. Saw Yu Yu mid 30's probably 6-7. Very friendly. Signed up for 30 mins for. 4. I undressed, the sheet went over me. She gave a nice body rub. Nothing too strong but I'm a wimp so it was what I asked for. Flipped and the rub continued. I was given the full amount of time but no extras. I got dressed she gave me a punch card. 10 and the 11th is free.

[Member #5725]

You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.

1) never go Latina when Asian is available.

I much prefer Latina. But I'm let down by the service 90% of the time.

[Member #5794]

You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.

I follow tons of rules at MPs. Chronologically starting with before the visit:

1. I always call ahead and ask "you have pretty girls" and if they do not answer "yes, we have pretty girl you come now I have pretty girl for you" I do not go.

2. I never ever park in the parking lot.

3. I walk around a few times before coming in to see if the Russians have hacked the place or LE is there.

4. I get in and immediately say 30 minutes.

5. I ask the mamasan - "do you have any pretty girls" and she says, "you call before, yes, we have pretty girl, you so sexy".

6. I get in the room after handing the door fee and immediately take some tissue, do a precautionary asswipe, and squish the tissue somewhere (usually under table).

7. I always am completely undressed before the girl gets in and am face down, with the towel dangling over my kiester.

8. I ask the girl's name.

9. I say I have been here before but it has been awhile because I swore off MPs becauase of the kimchi smell.

10. I let her massage me, but I always as for "soft massageeee".

11. I keep a look at the clock. The legit massage is limited to 5 minutes and 18 seconds.

12. I grab the lower leg, ,sometimes up to the ass.

13. I do not do the sign language when she asks what I want, I say "whole thing" "handjob" "blowjob" or "Ayurveda session".

14. I rarely go to FS places, but when I do I never go down on the girl and I have never kissed the girl. MP girls are very high frequency, I have seen actual other guys down there.

15. I like to try and get the girl topless and position her sitting between my legs so she can put a finger up my butt hole.

16. I always hold out for the whole half hour.

17. I never clean up the mess.

18. I am pretty fucken defiant about declining the water. I often get a little violent.

19. I take way too long getting my clothes back on.

20. I leave out the back door.

OH. And most importantly, I do not fucken hang out in the lobby, I do not ask stupid questions in the lobby, and I do not talk too loud during the session.

[EastHornDog14]

You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.

Please elaborate.

[HowdyDoody32]

You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.