Massage Parlor Reports

**Murrican** · 04-30-24 18:57

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

**EgoThrasher** · 04-30-24 17:25

Will be staying near LAX for a few days. Was wondering if anyone could recommend spas and or agencies in that vicinity. Can PM too, thanks!

**Willie23** · 04-30-24 10:50

Moon spa has had signage up for a half year, but now has a Grand Opening banner. Chinese shop. Doors not curtains. 'Treatment' beds with face holes. Clean. Rear shop entrance so you don't have to enter on Pico. Across from the old Islands. Provider was around 30. HE only w / ok massage. YMMV.

**Willie23** · 04-30-24 10:41

Originally Posted by LuvitAtl [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much!

Check the San Fernando Valley forum for more answers on Valley providers.

**LuvitAtl** · 04-30-24 02:07

Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much!

**Johnsamos** · 04-29-24 23:23

Looking for someone who is vocal, any recommendations?

**PriscillaM** · 04-29-24 15:53

Originally Posted by Dunaboi [View Original Post]

She's visiting my area. Any info or experiences?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44103/

She does not even quote a price and has no reputation for assistive masturbation here. Good luck.

**Bomer** · 04-29-24 14:56

Are there any places in North East LA where I could get a legit massage with a happy ending? I use to go to Silverlake Spa but I don't think it's what it use to be.

**Dunaboi** · 04-29-24 10:11

She's visiting my area. Any info or experiences?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44103/

**PriscillaM** · 04-28-24 22:57

This place is on terminated status. I had to argue for the full 45 minutes and kim could barely get me off. She kept moving around, leaving, and playing mahjong.

**PriscillaM** · 04-28-24 22:54

I am going on a roll to every MP west of say century city, here are my finds and impressions:

1. All those shit ass places on pico in like the 10600-11000 blocks. All I see are guys on tugmaps anus fanning these 36-68 year old dreks. I will hit them all. I know that the "green" place is for shit. The other two-three, I will see.

2. Chens - 122 xx santa monica. Mary that pig worked here well into her 50's. The guy called me the other day he had coco working. I went there once in the middle of the worst covid lockdown. That BJ was the most horrifying 40 minutes of my life.

3. San Mon massage. Like 113 xx santa monica. Apparently mary colonized this place but is now gone. I see it on the way home and it looks all spruced up like someone spent 50 bucks at TJ maxx to furnish the foyer. I went once and saw mary and ran away. I saw one of her acolytes wearing a mask and let myself be masturbated. It was not good.

4. S massage. Santa monica and bundy next to fucken canter's I did a walk in and ran out.

5. dream massage. Oly and sepulveda. Cindy, the gal who looks like the wife of facebook owner but without the cleft palate is there. She rushes me now. The rest of the humanoids there are grotesque.

6. green massage on olympic by the trader joes and ralphs. I walked in and thought maybe I was at a med malpractice dummy clinic. The gal had a trapezoid face and rhombus body.

7. Oriental massage - 187 X westwood, the ugly weak sister to goldfinger. I went a couple of times. I did not like the gals flouting their AARP cards.

8. Goldfinger. I lived there for about 6 months. I got banned by valerie for making fun of her looks, or lack thereof.

9. goldmoon - 21 block of westwood, ground floor in the corner mall with the penquins, subway and frame store (and vegan tacos). Place smells like feet. Seen monica and cocol, won't return. A male papason answers the phone.

10. Sun massage - 15 block of westwood, next to 1563 nuru. The worst physical plant next to momo. Place looks dirtier than a vomit porn shoot. Had tiffany there, guys went apeshit over her. She looks like a cocker spaniel.

11. Oasis? 23 xx block of westwood. Had a six foot 2 asian with breath that was a cross between a garlic and a garlic shitted out of lizzo's ass.

12. La therapy - 209 X westwood. Rumors of hit or miss on the handy.

13. Season massage 224 X westwood. Very cold, weak sister to wharf and whart is for shit now. Still seeing if monica is there?

14. Season spa - 1195 x san Mon. Only for hard boiled mongers that can fuck skunks.

15. Mexican fat ass place across from target on the second floor with all the in room sauna showers and queen sized beds. All the women there have train tracks on their tits.

16. Place next door to 15 - a waste apparently.

17. Sky foot - 12 xx westwood, by the nimoy theater. Went along time ago, and it was fucken hot. Went again, it is not so good. Monica has a resting ***** face but great poking ass technique.

18. Wharf. Very piss poor these day.

19. Thai sabai. Possibly legit.

20. Places in venice, ocean, thai and that shack. Waste of space.

21. Luxe - 119 xx santa monica, second floor. Has lady boys, I would not stop in to take a shit.

Any others?

**Bince33** · 04-28-24 17:15

Has anyone been here? It's on Vermont / Santa Monica and their IG has solid reviews.

Looks like it might not be FS, but a sexy nuru with a hottie sounds fun.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23209448.html

https://www.instagram.com/rw_relaxation

**PriscillaM** · 04-28-24 14:58

At the north west corner of SM and bundy is one of those corner shopping centers that celebrate the diversity of what is quickly becoming a slum in west l. A. There is a hawaiian bbq, a sushi place, a dentist, a kosher style deli serving chopped bacon (a jamaican place and now a rub and poke in the ass called "S Massage" - it is next door to the deli on the first floor. This, like much of L. A. , looks like someone decided that it was not good enough that a child play with just legos, rather, they had to play with legos, tinkertoys, pick up sticks and two headed dildos. And just to make it more fun, all of these various toys were dumped from their packaging and thrown all over the floor, picked up meticulously, and then dumped on the floor again. For my money, a denny's would be better than four varying levels of diarrhea inducing cuisine, but I digress.

I called in to S Massage to be sure it was an illegit place, and if I needed to make a reservation. Yes, and no I could tell from the superb english of the receptionist.

I parked across the street, and the place looks about as put together as a free palestine encampment at a state run school in haiti. There is a curtain to the side as you walk in and behind it is a bed / couch that looks like it is used for covid vaccine shots.

At the little front barrier a rather gnarly asian gal age 36-90 was seated. She looked like she may have been in a barfight. She jumped up and ran to the back. In her place popped up this fucken gnome of a human. This was the mamasan, age 37-90 (she seemed a bit older than girl #1.). These girls would be a 7 and 8 in the hot young asian forum. In other words, unfuckable even in a black hole merging with a quasar (this can't happen under general relativity, but I digress).

I turned tail and left.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 04-28-24 05:23

Originally Posted by SGHunter69 [View Original Post]

I haven't found anything yet. I called one place but the lady said no massage or even foot massage so it was a no go there.

People in this forum are very shy about sharing numbers and locations, some guy said he knows two but didn't say where. So damn annoying.

Yeah whatever that guy said was utter bullshit.

**LuvitAtl** · 04-27-24 02:33

Hi from the east coast. I'm staying in Thousand Oaks area. Looking for a little help please. Where / who do you recommend for a good deep massage with back walking and standard happiness? I prefer young and fit.

DM welcome. Thanks in advance!