Massage Parlor Reports

[Xnintoolx]

I actually tried out this place.

Tiana Luna- She is super beautiful but nothing more than just a massage.

Marilyn-Anand- she is cool looking but same, nothing more than just a massage.

If you want more than just a massage, do not go here.

I feel like a dumbass wasting $200 plus each time LOL.

So which service did you get? You got nothing more than a massage? No hand action anywhere?

If that's the case then you didn't get a bliss session.

[ILoveTacos1514]

I actually tried out this place.

Tiana Luna- She is super beautiful but nothing more than just a massage.

Marilyn-Anand- she is cool looking but same, nothing more than just a massage.

If you want more than just a massage, do not go here.

I feel like a dumbass wasting $200 plus each time LOL.

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be executive vice president of the la operation. Is cute and shows her beaver during massages, but her head and the rest of her is somewhere else. A fair shake though.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/danielle-avalon/

Apparently back for a limited time. A master jedi. Used to be in to the whole breathing bullshit and it detracted from her sessions. Has the perfect waist, tits, ass and bountiful Bush. Cute enough that any heterosexual male would drag their balls over 100 feet of broken glass to hear her fart on the phone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

Delusional. Fashions herself as some sort of surf / skate / bad tattoo / fat ass goddess. Gives a weak handjob and is miserable about life in general. Not sure how she is a good corporate citizen, she fuken left the place a while back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tiana-luna/

A master jedi. For bell curve reasons, a very high iq. Her body is off the deep end of pluto. She has a cool scar that gives her character. She is network / professional football league quality pussy. I am not recalling if she shows her hey nanny nanny. Totally into my huge cock when I last saw her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ashley-faith/

A fatso. No really offensive qualities, but no redeeming ones either. I am sure she is politically correct and volunteers for the homeless. But her handjobs are full of bullshit and are more form than substance.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

Well over the age limit. May have been born before the advent of the wheel. Lots of sag and a little too much attitude that she is all that and a bag of busted assholes. I had a hard time converting the third down with her and she was none too happy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marilyn-anand/

A Master Jedi. So cute that I would have sex with her even if she did not ask me too. Skin tone and color made from the gods. Dickwork skills that are preternatural. A Bush. Shows her cooter. Awesome naturals.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

A Master Jedi. Objectively I crush it with the nut flying astrally every time I see her. I wish she would tone a little and get rid of the nonsense tats. But I would not hesitate to fuck her all day in mish.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aurora-rae/

No personal experience. Looks old AF. Maybe a lesbo?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodia/

I call this one icy melodia. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not into it. Pissed off at trump or something.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/indra-lynx/

She seems new to LA, I think I saw her on the OC lineup. The eyebrows imply a nice Bush. Lots of those flowery pussy eating reviews. Anyone with real information?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Not interested in this chocolate unless I get some information. She is about 6 feet tall. There is a video of her on the youtube. Meh. Pass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

Lots of potential in this one. Sort of white farm girl hot, but into lots of the eastern bullshit and really does not get into your lingam enough.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

This one epitomizes her generation. Incredible body and tits that are slowly getting a little untone. For sure has the loser boyfriend. Is now the mamasan's little toy they apparently do these festivals together. It is on her temple of bliss page. Lazy ass handjob done in the temple of bliss scissor position to keep you from nutting on her. Really a loss.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Blech. Double aa ball at best. Bad breath and not cute. A lukewarm mess.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-devi/

A jedi, but probably never a master. She clock watches. It is a shame because she is beautiful and she has hairy pits and legs. Unreal body, but like I said, she is watching the clock and does not let you touch the merch.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elyse/

Kind of looks like the girl across the street who walks her dog. Anyone with information. She seems to look like a pig.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Needs to get on the stairmaster and the fake bake. Mediocre white girl with disciplinary issues.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/autumn-rain/

She has made the jump to level 1. I would ask for some info on this one. She looks plain jane.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

Jedi potential from the pictures. Has graduated from the bullshit training program. Anyone seen her?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

I will see and report. OMG.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

On my list. Looks a little heavy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-bianchi/

Another possible jedi. Nice collar bone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

Still on promo. Anyone?

[FlyPunter]

If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.

Prostate massage at Goldfinger. How appropriate LOL.

[HornDog626]

Was in town and dropped by Apple. Got an Asian lady in her 50's. Hoped to score extra, but she offered to play with my nipples as I jacked myself off. Wth? LOL. No way. After some encouragement, I got her to do it herself. I only tipped 20 because it was pretty lame. Maybe more is offered to regulars, but not me. Any other action in eagle rock? Or Glendale? Lmk. Pm me. I'd love to see some Armenian action if available.

[MisterTwinkies]

If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.

Did you tell her "go easy on my boypussy"?

As always, it's a treat to hear from you, thanks for the intel. .

[Mondo72]

Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.

I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.

I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.

I walked out the door and went to 1874.

I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.

So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).

Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.

I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.

I will not return.

Man, this might be one of your best posts ever, had me ROTFL. Keep them coming.

Mondo.

[PriscillaM]

If you like prostate massage, there is a piglet named mimi at goldfinger who nearly jammed her fist and a nissan versa up my ass crack. She force fed me her tits and had me all over her gramma panties.

[PriscillaM]

Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.

I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.

I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.

I walked out the door and went to 1874.

I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.

So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).

Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.

I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.

I will not return.

[The Camel]

Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.

They are all paranoid, Vicky included. This due to serious LE harassment for at least a couple of years including two outright extended closures. They were eventually able to reopen but if they don't know you, you've got an uphill climb to reach the extras summit.

[PriscillaM]

Hello mates,

First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

Thanks and cheers.

A-1 is a really good bet, but the providers there are really young. Sure, it is nice to fuck a gal who is like 20 or 21, but they are not very experienced. But, every once in a while at A-1, they whip out a lady who is like 36-40 on the asian rubmaps age meter, meaning she is like 55 or more. Then you are in heaven. But I would stay away from A-1, the girls there are just too young.

There is the place at 828 pico which is fun but you need to be ready to fuck when you go there. There is almost no massage, the girl just comes in has you stand up next to the table and spreads her legs. If you strike out there it is probably because you are gay or something.

[Ryan Tanaka]

Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.

[Viper Sniper]

Hello mates,

First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

Thanks and cheers.

[DunKirk666]

Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.

Essence isn't bad. Had a few lookers there, the they run thick. Eden is a dump.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.

Try Orange County, there are many well known nuru places with hot chicks. And hobbying is cheaper in the OC too.

[SoccerGod25]

Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.