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06-11-19 18:00 #5026
Posts: 2397Philly special
Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.
I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.
I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.
I walked out the door and went to 1874.
I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.
So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).
Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.
I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.
I will not return.
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06-11-19 16:10 #5025
Posts: 966Originally Posted by RyanTanaka [View Original Post]
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06-11-19 15:34 #5024
Posts: 2397A-1
Originally Posted by ViperSniper [View Original Post]
There is the place at 828 pico which is fun but you need to be ready to fuck when you go there. There is almost no massage, the girl just comes in has you stand up next to the table and spreads her legs. If you strike out there it is probably because you are gay or something.
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06-11-19 14:13 #5023
Posts: 157Thai on Western
Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.
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06-11-19 01:30 #5022
Posts: 1Venice / Santa Monica Area?
Hello mates,
First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?
I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?
Thanks and cheers.
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06-09-19 23:29 #5021
Posts: 221Originally Posted by SoccerGod25 [View Original Post]
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06-09-19 17:18 #5020
Posts: 102Originally Posted by ParkJames525 [View Original Post]
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06-08-19 16:46 #5019
Posts: 10Eden or Essence Spa
Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.
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06-08-19 11:19 #5018
Posts: 6Nuru
Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.
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06-07-19 00:42 #5017
Posts: 13Pico & Westwood?
I'm going to be in West LA for a couple of months, near Pico & Westwood. I'll also be pretty much on foot. I noticed there are several parlors on that stretch of Pico, within walking distance of where I'm staying. Anything to report on any of them?
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06-06-19 00:08 #5016
Posts: 304Originally Posted by Dmana153 [View Original Post]
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06-04-19 19:01 #5015
Posts: 19Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
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06-04-19 07:59 #5014
Posts: 1657Originally Posted by QuestBMuffin [View Original Post]
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06-04-19 03:14 #5013
Posts: 6834Originally Posted by SoccerGod25 [View Original Post]
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06-03-19 22:43 #5012
Posts: 10Aamp
Is there any AAMP In LA I'm having trouble finding them? If someone could refer me to one.