Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Sometimes you have to call an audible. The other day I had a stiff back and an even more stiff cock, so I rolled into goldfinger.

I stated quite loudly that I wante coco, because she does 45 minutes of dickwork and a 2 minute massage. She also does not look like she is in her 50's and she has a face that you would be proud to jerk off on to.

I was informed that no coco. What was there was jenny, the mamasan, who has to be in her late 40's and has kimchi breath. Cynthia, a relief handjerker qualified to work in the dodger bullpen, and this third gal who looks like rosie odonnell.

I walked out the door and went to 1874.

I walk in and the place is deader that dogshit. I saw that there is a shower (and a toidy, and someone was dropping a deuce in the toidy. Out comes mamasan from the hallway and she has a face that looks like she was delivered with a trapezoid foreceps and has buckteeth that makes bugs bunny look like a piker. I was like there is no way you are handling my dick.

So I threw some rubmaps names around such as yoyo (she jerked me off a while ago), nana (who apparently is miss fucken universe) and Christy (who is as likeable as hillary clinton). She said christy was available (they have a fucken notebook open with the names). So I stripped and was in downward facing monger in room number 2 (from the front).

Christy came in and I have to say, this girl is basically fucken ugly, but not hideous. She did a real massage on me that was horrible. She did not pay enough attention to my nut sack at all and was not trying to penetrate my boy pussy.

I turned over and she went to my cock like a hadron collider. She really worked it hard. She did not ***** about the time and she let me get my legs up so my balls could swing like the new york times square new years dropping apple in a 40 mph wind. But for the ridiculous massage up front, it was acceptable and christy is your mediocre asian hag somwhere between the ages of 30 and 50 that robert kraft would go nuts for.

I will not return.

[The Camel]

Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.

They are all paranoid, Vicky included. This due to serious LE harassment for at least a couple of years including two outright extended closures. They were eventually able to reopen but if they don't know you, you've got an uphill climb to reach the extras summit.

[PriscillaM]

Hello mates,

First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

Thanks and cheers.

A-1 is a really good bet, but the providers there are really young. Sure, it is nice to fuck a gal who is like 20 or 21, but they are not very experienced. But, every once in a while at A-1, they whip out a lady who is like 36-40 on the asian rubmaps age meter, meaning she is like 55 or more. Then you are in heaven. But I would stay away from A-1, the girls there are just too young.

There is the place at 828 pico which is fun but you need to be ready to fuck when you go there. There is almost no massage, the girl just comes in has you stand up next to the table and spreads her legs. If you strike out there it is probably because you are gay or something.

[Ryan Tanaka]

Is Vicky the only one that gives extra service at that famous Thai place on Western? Went there but it didn't pan out.

[Viper Sniper]

Hello mates,

First message here. Have been following your thread for a while, so I wanted to join and ask your humble advise: are you aware of any good massage parlors (possibly Asian) in the Venice / Santa Monica area, with F / S?

I read of A-1, not sure it's a good one?

Thanks and cheers.

[DunKirk666]

Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.

Essence isn't bad. Had a few lookers there, the they run thick. Eden is a dump.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.

Try Orange County, there are many well known nuru places with hot chicks. And hobbying is cheaper in the OC too.

[SoccerGod25]

Has anyone been there? I'm wondering how the girls face are? I need a least 7's all around.

[ParkJames525]

Anyone know of any decent nuru massage parlors or masseuse?? Thanks.

[Nomadica]

I'm going to be in West LA for a couple of months, near Pico & Westwood. I'll also be pretty much on foot. I noticed there are several parlors on that stretch of Pico, within walking distance of where I'm staying. Anything to report on any of them?

[Danny2]

Has anyone tried this place out?

The girls they post look very hot.

You should visit them and report back lala and vesper look hot!

[Phaijai]

She earned 3 awesomes strung together in your review and I know that you are correct that she's awesome x 3. She's a legendary premium Thai massage provider and her massage skills are unexceeded in this city. But still you want to pay her as a standard provider instead of as an awesome one? Are you awesome at your job? If so, do you strive for your boss or your customers / clients to pay you the same as they would for an average / standard performer in your field?

But more directly, YES you can expect that most Thai girls in central L. A. To be dissatisfied with so-called "standard" $40 tips, especially the ones who righteously understand their own awesomeness.

Appreciate your feedback and candor, The Camel. Not disputing whether Vicky is worth the extra tip or not. I wholeheartedly agree she is. I just had a different tipping experience between the two visits and sought to confirm with the board.

[SaltyDog]

Visited a couple times since I saw some mixed reviews on other sites. Second floor of a little strip mall and not conspicuous. House is. 6 and never changes.

First time. Paid house fee, and MMS herself led me back. She is late 30's to mid 40's and has a good grip, her massage was actually pretty good. Ending with a oily HE for. 6, allowed UTC touching.

Second time. Skinnier and younger, but not necessarily a prettier than MMS girl. Massage was better, took her top off and kissed my balls during the HJ, also. 6.

Third. Another girl, uglier but very very good at her massage. Offered more on the menu so I took a CBJ for a full $, awful experience.

Fourth. Older girl, mediocre massage but I had a hard time busting, she tried everything with the HJ until finally started sucking me without a condom which got me there. Pretty good deal since I didn't bring more than the standard tip.

Sorry their names are all bullshit and I keep forgetting.

Bad thing is the parking. Better park on the street if you can.

[HapaBoy86]

Is there any AAMP In LA I'm having trouble finding them? If someone could refer me to one.

Type "rubmaps" into that search button in top right corner.

[SoccerGod25]

Is there any AAMP In LA I'm having trouble finding them? If someone could refer me to one.