Massage Parlor Reports

**FifthSunset** · 12-08-20 22:47

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

LA District Attorney, George Gascon, announced today that prostitution will no longer be prosecuted in LA County.

https://georgegascon.org/wp-content/...0-07-.docx.pdf

Nice Guy 99, your headline is misleading. Here is the actual directive (link posted above). It only mentions Penal Code 653.22 (a)(1), which concerns loitering with the intent to commit prostitution. This applies narrowly to "streetwalkers" who wait out in the open with the intent to entice customers. It also applies to patrons who are present with the intent to engage a streetwalker. The key action for this particular crime is loitering.

Penal Code 647 (b) covers engaging in or soliciting prostitution. It's very much still on the books, and is not impacted by this directive.

**PriscillaM** · 12-08-20 22:20

Originally Posted by CodyMax33 [View Original Post]

This is Nice and elaborate.

Do they allow roaming, do they do it topless?

Which package do we go for? The Private Yoga?

Thanks.

I always go with the base model - 245 for an hour with a level II or lower, the Level III and up girls are generally old (as in reading from a teleprompter and getting someone's name wrong old).

There are constant rumors of girls giving head and allowing guys to DATY, but there has never been and will never be FS at this place. All of these girls are majorly conflicted about being hoes and it does not help their cognitive dissonance to fuck a monger. It is a waste of money if you are a homo erectus type from the IE who thinks spending more than 60 dollars on sex or a meal is verboten.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-08-20 22:07

The new radical leftist LA District Attorney, George Gascon, announced today that prostitution will no longer be prosecuted in LA County.

Let's see if this has. Uhhh. Penetrated down to the AMP workers. I would think as the word spreads that FS, FSCIP, Bareback, etc. Would become more available.

It would be nice to get some feedback if this is true. You might even ask the girls if they are aware of this.

**CodyMax33** · 12-08-20 21:49

This is Nice and elaborate.

Do they allow roaming, do they do it topless?

Which package do we go for? The Private Yoga?

Thanks.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So with the shutdown, I think hand jobs will be relegated to renegade places like the temple of bliss.

https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/

This is the current roster of girls, and my comments on each.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

A MILF who is delusional into thinking she should still be doing this for even an avocation. Lots of hanging skin.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Positives. Skinny (the standard pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbows, a thigh gap, and knobby knees) and shows her pussy (almost none do).

Negative. About as cold as a well digger's ass. Must have a BF in some garage band who she saves her energy for.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/

Girl with an accent (australia maybe) and a weight problem. Ass looks like she sat on a package of acorns. Will have you do nonsense yoga stretches. I think she takes her panties off, I forgot. Too heavy for me. Lots of the tantra breathing bullshit.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

A jedi, but just barely. Has great skin, but is kind of a ghetto head in terms of performance. Like she is on weed. Does not show her pussy. Has the best ass in the world if you like that. Does not mind if you palm it like you are testing a cantaloupe. Rushes the end, but then again, I take forever and day to get my loads drained.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

A bigger disappointment than the sam-7 anti aircraft umbrella in the bekaa valley in lebanon in June of 1982. A total moistie. Totally removed from the matter at handjob. Must be on the ketamines.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

Like the 2020 eagles, a lost cause. Pretty fucken hot. Needs a colon cleanse as her ass hole ridges are blackened. Does the massage in her sleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

The worst person in the world, except for the fuckers who keep ordering useless lock downs. Actually, she is worse.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/deva-elyse/

Never tried her. I guess she is a member of AARP or something. Looks like she remembers dial up.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Breath that smells like a catcher's mitt shoved up a skunk's ass. Ugly also.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Really cute and skinny. Clinically depressed though. A really lame rushed session. Has a concave chest (marfan's syndrome) sexy as hell.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Clinically acceptable older white girl with a nice set of fakies and uses them on the baton. Has smelly breath and is getting old. Kind or reminds me of the wife in breaking bad. Probably the only sober girl at the place.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/

No personal experience. I do not see druids or obese women. She is obese.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tifany-zain/

Looks hot enough that I would bottle her farts and sniff them on my death bed. But apparently gives a shitty handjob.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Saw her in the hallway once. Absolutely no shock value. She should work the avis counter at the minneapolis airport.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

A jedi. Rarely there. Shows her pussy, and is really nice. No borders pushed, but does not rush.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Of middle eastern descent, but too heavy. Sweats alot and is not a good dickworker.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

The pics are taken by someone with an iphone 2. She is must better in person. Has puffy nipples. Her dickwork was sub par, but I might repeat she was very nice.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bindi-heart/

New, I have not tried. Has bar mitzvah lady arms which is a bad sign unless she gets on an adderall diet.

**HatchMan2132** · 12-08-20 02:41

Shutdown has plagued us all, no pun intended. I'm curious to the status of BM. Had good experiences there, reported my first one, but its been almost a year. I heard there was some heat so I stayed away then shutdown happened.

I'm more interested in the Latina variety and have read good things here but Google fu has failed me with the info to find it. I've found an independent one I like but she's a little thicker than I like. I shouldn't complain with a full on dad bod, but here we are.

The er of the times has me sort of scared in general. Would rather wait but the itch has captured me yet again.

**PriscillaM** · 12-07-20 21:24

So with the shutdown, I think hand jobs will be relegated to renegade places like the temple of bliss.

https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/

This is the current roster of girls, and my comments on each.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

A MILF who is delusional into thinking she should still be doing this for even an avocation. Lots of hanging skin.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Positives. Skinny (the standard pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbows, a thigh gap, and knobby knees) and shows her pussy (almost none do).

Negative. About as cold as a well digger's ass. Must have a BF in some garage band who she saves her energy for.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/

Girl with an accent (australia maybe) and a weight problem. Ass looks like she sat on a package of acorns. Will have you do nonsense yoga stretches. I think she takes her panties off, I forgot. Too heavy for me. Lots of the tantra breathing bullshit.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

A jedi, but just barely. Has great skin, but is kind of a ghetto head in terms of performance. Like she is on weed. Does not show her pussy. Has the best ass in the world if you like that. Does not mind if you palm it like you are testing a cantaloupe. Rushes the end, but then again, I take forever and day to get my loads drained.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

A bigger disappointment than the sam-7 anti aircraft umbrella in the bekaa valley in lebanon in June of 1982. A total moistie. Totally removed from the matter at handjob. Must be on the ketamines.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

Like the 2020 eagles, a lost cause. Pretty fucken hot. Needs a colon cleanse as her ass hole ridges are blackened. Does the massage in her sleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

The worst person in the world, except for the fuckers who keep ordering useless lock downs. Actually, she is worse.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/deva-elyse/

Never tried her. I guess she is a member of AARP or something. Looks like she remembers dial up.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Breath that smells like a catcher's mitt shoved up a skunk's ass. Ugly also.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Really cute and skinny. Clinically depressed though. A really lame rushed session. Has a concave chest (marfan's syndrome) sexy as hell.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Clinically acceptable older white girl with a nice set of fakies and uses them on the baton. Has smelly breath and is getting old. Kind or reminds me of the wife in breaking bad. Probably the only sober girl at the place.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/

No personal experience. I do not see druids or obese women. She is obese.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tifany-zain/

Looks hot enough that I would bottle her farts and sniff them on my death bed. But apparently gives a shitty handjob.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Saw her in the hallway once. Absolutely no shock value. She should work the avis counter at the minneapolis airport.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

A jedi. Rarely there. Shows her pussy, and is really nice. No borders pushed, but does not rush.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Of middle eastern descent, but too heavy. Sweats alot and is not a good dickworker.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

The pics are taken by someone with an iphone 2. She is must better in person. Has puffy nipples. Her dickwork was sub par, but I might repeat she was very nice.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bindi-heart/

New, I have not tried. Has bar mitzvah lady arms which is a bad sign unless she gets on an adderall diet.

**PriscillaM** · 12-06-20 22:05

I assume that Goldfinger, 187X, ceo will be shuttered starting tomorrow.

I think Chen's may stay open? It has some medical exclusion, as in the duds who go there are medically desperate to shove their cock up Mary's ass.

I will report here.

It appears temple of bliss is still going to be open, because the owner rightly values money over panic.

3 weeks boys. I hope Mary's ass can handle it.

**PriscillaM** · 12-06-20 00:11

Just about every day around 5 pm I check rubratings and wade through the shit platoon of fake Russian beauties and asian joints in rosemead looking for anything on the westside. Recently, zen suites on 30*& washington in venice / mdr has more ads than that fucken feng shui bracelet.

But today, no ads.

Did the place get shut down?

**AsianEater** · 12-05-20 12:30

Originally Posted by TomZilla8888 [View Original Post]

Can you Pm me the address to West.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...lywood-ca-7350#rubmaps.

**PriscillaM** · 12-05-20 05:24

Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]

As I understand it, L. A. County MPs can remain open as long as ICU capacity in hospitals remains above 15%. As of today, ICU capacity is shown to be slightly higher than 20%. But at the rate that our hospitals are filling up, it likely won't be long before we go below the 15% threshold and "personal service businesses", MPs included, will close down again. So it's one day at a time. So far, so good.

Looks like the Camel is a prophet. I had looked at the case load and given about ten days until the ICUs went below 15%. But due to a combination of the effects of the ACA (hospitals do not have the resources to expand ICUs due to the massive overspend on preexisting conditions such as obesity) and piss poor protocols for treating coronavirus (the failure to dispense ivermectin immediately comes to mind), the magic number was already hit. There is no going back at this point because the current spread at hospitals (noscomial infections) will only get worse as heroic health care workers export the virus out.

Accordingly, MPs will be shuttered by Monday December 7, 2020 (a date that will live in infamy). That is the bad news.

The good news is that chen's, I think, can remain open because it is a medical office. Even if it cannot, there is still good news because as part of operation warp speed (oh and while you all are welcome to take the vaccine, you do realize that it is 90% effective only, and of the 10% who still get it, we have no idea how serious those cases are. That is way vaccines take decades to perfect), pfizer has created a butt plug that mary can use in lieu of all the dick not being shoved up her ass during this yet another effective lockdown.

**The Camel** · 12-04-20 16:18

Originally Posted by OxnardBadBoy [View Original Post]

So will the MPs be closed?

As I understand it, L. A. County MPs can remain open as long as ICU capacity in hospitals remains above 15%. As of today, ICU capacity is shown to be slightly higher than 20%. But at the rate that our hospitals are filling up, it likely won't be long before we go below the 15% threshold and "personal service businesses", MPs included, will close down again. So it's one day at a time. So far, so good.

**Adm888** · 12-04-20 12:54

Originally Posted by FatJerk76 [View Original Post]

She used to offer topless massage in Torrance / San Pedro in a private apartment. Cute, short with awesome BIG naturals that felt awesome draped across your back. Seems she's gone. Anyone know what happened to her?

Bottomless too if you were nice. Used to drive out to San Pedro once a month to see her.

**OxnardBadBoy** · 12-04-20 03:32

So will the MPs be closed?

**GearBoxer99** · 12-03-20 15:11

Originally Posted by Ockem435 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any experience with Skin and Body in Torrance?

From their IG and BP posts, they seem to have a mix of real and fake photos.

How are the girls? Prefer <30 year old, with good body.

Interested in checking them out soon.

I went in and had a petite Latina that goes by Luna. I haven't seen her picture, but she's about 5'2, maybe 115 lbs. Some tattoos, all natural but petite, no older than 25. Massage was decent, I expected a lot more. HE is included in the price, based on some of the reviews you can get more from the right girl at the right price.

**AndrewH1293** · 12-03-20 01:06

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So, I had quite a sesh the other day at a local fave. The girl, at the end, said that if I said anything, she would not see me again.

So, you can PM me.

Your inbox is full. Trying to get this classified info.