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  1. #4221
    Quote Originally Posted by AsianPussy  [View Original Post]
    Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.
    Are you talking about the one on the corner off rosemead?

  2. #4220
    Are you looking for FS? There is a great FS place in pasadena with younger Chinese girls.

    Quote Originally Posted by ModMix  [View Original Post]
    After scouring Pasadena and beyond for something semi passable (el Monte is creepy af) I got desperate and ended up at the center in Colorado. Walked out of four MPs with hard 1's and 2's before passing this place randomly on the way out of there. Pretty dirty and no mms but the girl who answered the licked door was a 6-7 ish in the mid thirties named Tina. Didn't ask for anything except demanded I take 30 min not 1 hour. No towel or any cover in the room and full view of the security footage so comfy right? She starts at it. 5 min to flip. She makes the HJ sign then BJ. I say just HJ cause I'm not sure about the set up. Ask for 1. 4 I say forget it. Settles for 1 I agree in desperation and due to the fact I haven't paid the. 4 door fee. Demands money up front. Jeez. She ends up with the top off going at it aggressive Russian. Pretty sexy doesn't last long. Cleans up with hot towels and alcohol spray. Not the worst experience but too dirty and hookerish for me. Where are the pyts I used to find around town. It's all hookers and old ladies these days.

  3. #4219
    After scouring Pasadena and beyond for something semi passable (el Monte is creepy af) I got desperate and ended up at the center in Colorado. Walked out of four MPs with hard 1's and 2's before passing this place randomly on the way out of there. Pretty dirty and no mms but the girl who answered the licked door was a 6-7 ish in the mid thirties named Tina. Didn't ask for anything except demanded I take 30 min not 1 hour. No towel or any cover in the room and full view of the security footage so comfy right? She starts at it. 5 min to flip. She makes the HJ sign then BJ. I say just HJ cause I'm not sure about the set up. Ask for 1. 4 I say forget it. Settles for 1 I agree in desperation and due to the fact I haven't paid the. 4 door fee. Demands money up front. Jeez. She ends up with the top off going at it aggressive Russian. Pretty sexy doesn't last long. Cleans up with hot towels and alcohol spray. Not the worst experience but too dirty and hookerish for me. Where are the pyts I used to find around town. It's all hookers and old ladies these days.

  4. #4218
    You are the best.

    I never park in their lot either. I never kiss them anywhere. I'm going to take note of your other rules.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hundred  [View Original Post]
    I follow tons of rules at MPs. Chronologically starting with before the visit:

    1. I always call ahead and ask "you have pretty girls" and if they do not answer "yes, we have pretty girl you come now I have pretty girl for you" I do not go.

    2. I never ever park in the parking lot.

    3. I walk around a few times before coming in to see if the Russians have hacked the place or LE is there.

    4. I get in and immediately say 30 minutes.

    5. I ask the mamasan - "do you have any pretty girls" and she says, "you call before, yes, we have pretty girl, you so sexy".

    6. I get in the room after handing the door fee and immediately take some tissue, do a precautionary asswipe, and squish the tissue somewhere (usually under table).

    7. I always am completely undressed before the girl gets in and am face down, with the towel dangling over my kiester.

    8. I ask the girl's name..

  5. #4217
    Quote Originally Posted by EastHornDog14  [View Original Post]
    Please elaborate.
    Nothing really, just some mp I regularly visit. Woman I seen a bunch of times opened up her menu to include bb and I have taken it ever since. Dfk, BBBJ, bbcip, etc. She's older and not that attractive but she's good fun.

    I remember at yoyo recently a women wanted 200 for everything which I never pay that in advance, but the place is known for its FS so I gave in and it was full bb and she literally attacked me with her mouth LOL.

    sometimes the bb and kissing happens totally by surprise and it’s weird to say, “stop, use condom please lol.” what so you do when you’re laying down and the lady just hops on hahahaha?

    Great sex but I got to really be more careful like Hundred. It's hard though when you got a nice looking pussy in yo face though hahaha.

  6. #4216

    Blue star massage

    Went to blue star today. Saw Yu Yu mid 30's probably 6-7. Very friendly. Signed up for 30 mins for. 4. I undressed, the sheet went over me. She gave a nice body rub. Nothing too strong but I'm a wimp so it was what I asked for. Flipped and the rub continued. I was given the full amount of time but no extras. I got dressed she gave me a punch card. 10 and the 11th is free.

  7. #4215
    Quote Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32  [View Original Post]
    You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

    1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

    2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.
    1) never go Latina when Asian is available.

    I much prefer Latina. But I'm let down by the service 90% of the time.

  8. #4214

    House Rules

    Quote Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32  [View Original Post]
    You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

    1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

    2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.
    I follow tons of rules at MPs. Chronologically starting with before the visit:

    1. I always call ahead and ask "you have pretty girls" and if they do not answer "yes, we have pretty girl you come now I have pretty girl for you" I do not go.

    2. I never ever park in the parking lot.

    3. I walk around a few times before coming in to see if the Russians have hacked the place or LE is there.

    4. I get in and immediately say 30 minutes.

    5. I ask the mamasan - "do you have any pretty girls" and she says, "you call before, yes, we have pretty girl, you so sexy".

    6. I get in the room after handing the door fee and immediately take some tissue, do a precautionary asswipe, and squish the tissue somewhere (usually under table).

    7. I always am completely undressed before the girl gets in and am face down, with the towel dangling over my kiester.

    8. I ask the girl's name.

    9. I say I have been here before but it has been awhile because I swore off MPs becauase of the kimchi smell.

    10. I let her massage me, but I always as for "soft massageeee".

    11. I keep a look at the clock. The legit massage is limited to 5 minutes and 18 seconds.

    12. I grab the lower leg, ,sometimes up to the ass.

    13. I do not do the sign language when she asks what I want, I say "whole thing" "handjob" "blowjob" or "Ayurveda session".

    14. I rarely go to FS places, but when I do I never go down on the girl and I have never kissed the girl. MP girls are very high frequency, I have seen actual other guys down there.

    15. I like to try and get the girl topless and position her sitting between my legs so she can put a finger up my butt hole.

    16. I always hold out for the whole half hour.

    17. I never clean up the mess.

    18. I am pretty fucken defiant about declining the water. I often get a little violent.

    19. I take way too long getting my clothes back on.

    20. I leave out the back door.

    OH. And most importantly, I do not fucken hang out in the lobby, I do not ask stupid questions in the lobby, and I do not talk too loud during the session.

  9. #4213
    Quote Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32  [View Original Post]
    You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

    1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

    2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.
    Please elaborate.

  10. #4212
    You guys have any mp mongering rules you live by? I basically have two, but I break them like 10% of the time LOL. Like yesterday I broke both of my rules lmao.

    1. never kiss a prostitute (no dfk, lfk, etc.).

    2. never eat a prostitute's pussy.

  11. #4211

    Korean FS Spas?

    I've mongered around San Diego for a while now. Kind of want to see what LA is like really I want a Korean girl. And is it similar $ to San Diego?

  12. #4210
    Quote Originally Posted by Hundred  [View Original Post]
    These MPs really put nothing in to advertising or customer outreach I still cannot understand why the do not have customer rewards programs like a free house visit after 5 visits.
    Most of the korean FS places have a punch card and give you every 10th free.

  13. #4209
    Quote Originally Posted by BruWinz78  [View Original Post]
    Hey, does anyone have intel on this joint? Trying to go here because it's within a mile from my workplace. Get answering machine every time. When I visited to try to walk in, sign on the outside of the place says to call. Please PM for intel.

    Thanks in advance!
    Don't know about that particular spot. But if you're close to there you can't be far from Santa Monica BLVD and La Cienega. Basically AMP Ground Zero.

  14. #4208

    San Vicente Spa?

    Hey, does anyone have intel on this joint? Trying to go here because it's within a mile from my workplace. Get answering machine every time. When I visited to try to walk in, sign on the outside of the place says to call. Please PM for intel.

    Thanks in advance!

  15. #4207
    Quote Originally Posted by Dorq01  [View Original Post]
    Try here:

    310-xxxx818.

    W Pico Blvd.

    Los Angeles, CA, 90064.
    That the place next to that mall?

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