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06-10-20 02:48 #5727
Posts: 6Eco
I've never met / heard of Electra before. What days is she in? That pic looks like Angie, but might be her exactly. Either way she's super sweet and chill.
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06-10-20 01:04 #5726
Posts: 276Originally Posted by Noobz [View Original Post]
We are not open every day. We started with 2 days. Now 4 days. Hopefully by July 1st we can open 7 days a week.
Got a pic of Angie. No Electra pics but I hear she's a total sweetheart.
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06-10-20 00:59 #5725
Posts: 276Eco
Originally Posted by Noobz [View Original Post]
Got a photo of Angie. No pics of Electra. I hear she's a sweetheart.
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06-09-20 21:50 #5724
Posts: 2406Temple of bliss
For the first time there is not a true jedi on the staff, here is the rundown.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/
The owner of the joint, aka holy love. Has a youtube channel and a severe personality disorder. She runs the temple like marine basic training. These fuken millennials only excuse for not being on time and on budget is that they are going to burning man or on ketamines. She reviews the girls as "QL" and she is the worst person on the planet. She must be making high six figures, all in cash, from the thousands of handjobs at this place. I credit her spirit in staying open in this pandemic – it is a sentient virus that would spread at a football game, but not a protest.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/
Executive VP of the place. Has been there since the advent of the wheel. Is friendly but the rub is not really clinically acceptable. She does show a nice white girl pussy, but she is about as into the hand job as Lebron James at a physics lecture. I do not recommend.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/
I guess you would call this one a MILF, if you were generous. It is possible she is old enough to remember the kennedy assassination. Lots of hanging skin. Just not the type of moistie that is the reason for the existence of the temple.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gigi-genevieve/
Never saw this one, but she has reviews from 2009? Fuck, there was not even private delights or rubratings in 2009. It was still hx, backpage, and CL. The bad old days. She looks haggard.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/
A farm girl with crappy tats and too much buy in to the whole tantra mess. Has skinny hands and body which means good dick work but her bullshit ruins it – all the breathing nonsense. Does not show her pussy and does the patented pretzel sitting position so she does not get dirty from the squirting.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/
Possibly the firmest black ass in the galaxy. Her hands are too rough and she is too forceful on my small cock. Annoying accent. Sweats a little too much.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/
A wretched person. Evil. I could barely nut. She was on the phone to some bullshit boyfriend or yogi or coach when I was there and I should have realized how awful she was. Also, she is fat. And she is fat, if I forgot to mention. She may be a lesbo. She is fat.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/
Objectively and concretely, the ugliest girl on staff. And, she has really bad breath. Save for sola cura, she is the worst experience I have had at the temple.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/
A tragedy. She is as moist as a fruit cup. She is young, she is innocent, and just so you do not think it is all dollars with me, she is probably the best piece of ass in the Los Angeles metropolitan statistical area. But she is totally into Vishnu, kundalini, chicken tikka and not into ball massaging. She is probably the hottest girl there now. Great real set, great body, I curse her likely loser boyfriend for being fortunate enough to fuck her missionary. Great face.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kathena-sol/
Unknown. Looks like she is fighting the battle against anorexia and winning. Looks like that old sex coach psalm Isadora who is dead. Prolly would crush me if she got on top.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/
Blasted on 420 and ketamines, she is hella cute and willowy. Has the touch of the marfan syndrome in her chest which makes her small tits look great. Rushed the shit out of me. Has terrible tats, like of people playing skeeball at chuck e cheese.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/
Looks like skylar from breaking bad. Terrible breath. Nice fake tits and she will use them to stroke you. Too old for a repeat.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rose-gold/
This one has the worst case of man hands ever. Watch that video. She is fat and she appears to be wearing a circus tent. I would not go see her unless it was to board up a storefront.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/
Saw her in the hallway at the marina temple. Average. No interest to try her out. I do not even know if she has been to burning man.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/
Sexy as hell Italian / Greek descent gal. So lazy her ass hole is like brown. Really sad, because she is at the point where she is turning skinny fat, but she is so lovely. But it is a lazy handie and no verve. Looks like she is asleep. Has some truly horrible tatoos.
https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/dream-astara/
An Aussie porker. Very nice in the Aussie tradition. Very fat in the late 20's la chic who fucks douche bag guys.
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06-08-20 22:41 #5723
Posts: 9Eco in Torrance
First visit here. And it was great. Saw Cici. She is cute and attractive. When she came into the room, she basically slid onto my back tits out body to body, nice intro imo. Gave me a light massage with her hands. Wasn't bad but massage could have been better. Once her hands were done, she asked me if I could flip. Started with a CBJ, and she can suck dick. Then we went into cfs. Finished. Hhr massage was 50 and tipped 120. Enjoyed myself. Would repeat.
Cici was attractive like I said. Great tits! Just enough meat on her to enjoy. Ass was ok but was good to watch bounce.
I should have asked when I was there. Does anyone know if she does BBBJ / cim?
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06-08-20 22:18 #5722
Posts: 11Eco open everyday
So apparently Eco is actually open everyday, just not advertising it. And damn, Electra is smoking hot, tall Latina with big naturals and phat ass that won't quit. I'm going to have to figure out how to work this place into my commute home so I can try the variety available there.
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06-06-20 18:53 #5721
Posts: 149Recommendations
Visitor here. DTLA. Seeking a provider who gives a solid massage and is mobile. PM me if you can help. Thanks in advance.
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06-06-20 00:22 #5720
Posts: 21Damage
Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32 [View Original Post]
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06-05-20 21:55 #5719
Posts: 279Originally Posted by TheGrande1 [View Original Post]
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rwalk-ca-22918#rubmaps.
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06-05-20 10:58 #5718
Posts: 24Originally Posted by AnthonyStark [View Original Post]
First time she said 'something came up' and it was a personal issue.
2nd time she said she had a problem with a woman in her building or some shit?
I dunno what her deal is.
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06-05-20 00:38 #5717
Posts: 11Thank you fred
Originally Posted by FredFourLess [View Original Post]
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06-05-20 00:37 #5716
Posts: 11Thank you!
Originally Posted by RockNRoll72 [View Original Post]
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06-04-20 22:18 #5715
Posts: 9Phelony Fawx
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149186
Decided to TOFTT since I didn't see any reports for her and I come back to say it was a complete dud. First I requested her address (or general location) so I would know when I needed to leave, she responded back and finally sent the general location 5 minutes after it was supposed to start, strike 1. After arriving I couldn't get a hold of her and after maybe the third or fourth call she picked up and said she went to the corner store to get food to sober up because she was "tipsy", strike 2. She comes back and drives past my car and asks if that was me, I confirm and she starts to tell me that she needed to change clothes in an alley? I'm an idiot at this point for still trying to see it through but after another 10 minutes passed (almost an hour and a half after agreed time) I said screw it and left. Maybe someone else has had better luck so YMMV but still had bad vibes overall sitting there for that long. Waste my money sure but I can't stand when these girls aren't professional and waste my time.
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06-04-20 19:42 #5714
Posts: 24Rubmaps
Have you guys been to this near Venice and Vermont? What's the verdict? I've only seen it on rubmaps. It looks new. Has the 3rd most recent review.
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06-04-20 14:59 #5713
Posts: 143Some Massage, but of course there's more
Originally Posted by Lazymotivated [View Original Post]