Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Kennie1933** · 03-17-22 21:24

Guys,

I don't think I've ever done this, but I have to give a negative report on a provider. I can usually overlook appearance because hey, I'm not exactly Mr. Hawaii myself. But today, I had the absolute worst experience all time. The provider lists in CL using the title: "great massage. " There is a picture of a cute Chinese girl who I already knew was not going to be the girl. That's pretty standard. Let me start with the PRO's first: good location (Kamoku Street across Iolani School), reserved parking stall right in front of unit, but also lots of free street parking. Her name is Nina. OK, now the cons. Where do I begin? She is Chinese, about late 40's-50's. I know because she has colored hair with 2" gray roots. That's how I knew it's colored. About 5'5" or so, maybe 120-130, somewhat saggy B's though not horrible with fairly nice nips, a couple pooch folds, flat butt and skinny legs. BUT. I did say I can overlook appearance, and it was OK. Here's the last few straws: 200 payment up front. Before I could even take it from my pants pocket, she was grabbing it from my hand. Bad sign, I know. Her massage started off badly with elbows digging into my back, sides, arms and legs. I asked her to go lighter and she did. For 20 seconds. Then it was back to elbow digging time. She did do some nude nuru with oil but absolutely zero teasing. So on the flip I was not "ready. " She noticed as she tried to put on a cover, so she did some CBJ, and I got somewhat "ready. " She quickly turned around and said "doggy. " OK, let's give it a go. She kept twisting and pushing, making it hard to get any kind of rhythm, but I will admit she was enthusiastic. I then kind of had to force her to lie on her back to do mish. She didn't seem to care for it and frankly, neither did I because it was then that I noticed some odors, breath and below. I opted for a HJ and when I lay down, she instead jumped on me CG and again, with some enthusiasm, started jumping up and down, pounding hard on my pelvic bone, and even bending JR when he accidentally slipped out for a second. PAIN! All this time, I'm telling her to slow down! When she finally gets the message for HJ, it was hard pulling jackhammer style, pulling too far out, then jamming back down into my pelvic bone and crushing the boys like someone was kicking me there. I asked her to go slower, be gentler. She did, for a couple of strokes, then back to jackhammer. It was almost as if she was angry but it was actually overenthusiasm. For the first time ever with any provider, I got up and said, "That's enough!" She was like, "Why? Why you no finish?" It was short on time, 45 minutes, bad odors, and just overall unpleasant. As I showered and walked back to my car, I got that feeling that I'm sure some of you get: "Wow, I could have spent the money on _ and had a MUCH better time!" Well, I TOFFT today. I always say, YMMV, so maybe one of you will get a heavenly experience, but I'm moving on.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...457984940.html

**MushiBoy** · 03-01-22 16:29

Originally Posted by Roadrally2 [View Original Post]

Yup like the other guys said. Worked with Vera in CC. The picture looks real. From my experience before Covid times, massage and HE were both average. Decent experience left happy. But not so good I had to repeat.

Made an appt with her last year, but when I got there, she had booked someone else since I did not confirm in the morning. It was partly my fault since I was busy and did not see her text for confirmation. Normally, I never confirm my appts, but now I will do so if it is my first time. I guess I did not miss out too much based on this monger's notes.

**RoadRally2** · 03-01-22 15:57

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

Yup like the other guys said. Worked with Vera in CC. The picture looks real. From my experience before Covid times, massage and HE were both average. Decent experience left happy. But not so good I had to repeat.

**TrialnError** · 03-01-22 02:50

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

Already deleted post. Damn.

It was an ad for Nana.

**Honolulu1** · 03-01-22 02:35

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

She's Thai, she is all over, sometimes in CC with Vera or with Nancy at Beretania formerly Rejuve. Massage is okay, I got a HJ. She's ok in my book. If you unsure, just go speak the $60 for massage with a tip. Hono1.

**Kdub222** · 03-01-22 02:26

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

She works with Vera in cc.

**GofasBits** · 03-01-22 02:00

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...450565854.html I would RTFF, but there are so many "Maria"s I'm not sure if I'm reading about the correct one. Hence the link. Who's got info on this one? TIA!

**GofasBits** · 03-01-22 01:57

Originally Posted by Moku808 [View Original Post]

CL starting to be the CL of old, enjoy it while you can.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...452204335.html

Already deleted post. Damn.

**Moku808** · 02-28-22 23:05

CL starting to be the CL of old, enjoy it while you can.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...452204335.html

Originally Posted by Moku808 [View Original Post]

CL definitely getting better posts now.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...442165377.html

**Blackbriar** · 02-15-22 19:50

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

Setting up my wallet. Put enough 20 dollar bills, at least one 10 dollar bill, at least one 5 dollar bill. So, for me, 200 in 20 dollar bills, one 10 dollar bill, one 5 dollar bill. Why 200 in 20 dollar bills for a 120 handjob massage? To tip for extras that may be available and will make my session more enjoyable. Why one 10 dollar bill and one 5 dollar bill? If I want to tip less than a 20 dollar bill, I want to be able to do that and not ask for change.

Expectations. If the one hour session goes the full 60 minutes, the massage is good, the therapist allows reasonable over the clothes roaming and the handjob is good, I feel the session is worth 120. Breakdown: 60 (one hour session) + 15 (tip for 45 minute massage) + 45 (roaming and handjob) = 120.

How I add to the tip. If the space is thoughtfully decorated and makes an impression on me, the music is good, the temperature is not too cold or too warm and there is not too much noise (+10). If the therapist is nice, polite, personable, able to hold a good conversation, is funny or interesting (+10). If the therapist is attractive, hot or sexy (+10). If she has big boobs (+10). If she removes her top and bra (+10). If she uses her boobs to massage my dick (+10). If she removes all of her clothes (+10). If her handjob is really good and she can get into my head, (+10 to +20).

How I subtract from the tip. If the session does not go the full time (-5 or -10 or -15.1 dollar per minute, rounded up.). Leaves the room too much (-5 or -10). Answers texts or calls (-5 or -10). Massage is not good (-10). Does not allow roaming (-10). Handjob is not good (-10).

I do not pay upfront. If they ask for the massage fee or everything before the session, I politely leave.

If I am asked: How much you give me? My response: I do not know how much I am going to give you. Do your best to make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If I am told: You give me XXX dollars. My response: Do your best to make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If she insists on me telling her how much I will give her, my response (I look at the time on my cell phone and let's assume the massage has been 40 minutes so far): I will give you 45 dollars right now and I can get dressed and leave. 40 dollars for the massage plus a 5 dollar tip. Or you can finish the session, do a good job, make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If she says no, be calm, get dressed, politely give her 45, thank her and leave. If she says anything, do not respond. She made the choice.

Similar to my pay system but I only see those who do 90 minutes or 2 hours. 1 hour just won't cut it for me.

**GiAnt34** · 02-15-22 19:29

Originally Posted by Ck813 [View Original Post]

I have some questions and input.

These MTS are negotiating prices before they even start the massage. Let's say you agree to 120 but only can grab ass. During the massage you want t to see feel her tits suck on them and so on. Great experience with HE what are you going to pay them? But. Before all this happens they say 200 to lick suck their tits. You still paying $$? You suck her tits but only allows you a short period of time and she sucks yours terribly, what are you paying her now?

Before the massage you negotiate 120 HJ, but the massage sucks and the HJ sucks what are you paying her?

You get to grab bare ass and actually get some finger in her vagina and she lets you? I mean is hard to say what you are paying the provider. I hate when we have to negotiate or the MT says what do you want? Now that MYS are offering more at ridiculous prices it's not fun. Before massage ask for a HJ and pau. 100 I think was not fuck who knows what is on the table and should we pay. I like your style then standard prices. Providers are now asking 200-300 up front because too many dick heads running off without paying. You lay them 300 upfront then your service sucks then what?

What about just go get a massage and see what happens at the end only paying house?

Pay upfront and some of these MTS give shorty service, go back to the old way. I'm starting to do that or I just walk. It's like a hooker you walk out and they want 20 or the whole appointment fee. Now what?

SETTING UP MY WALLET. Put enough 20 dollar bills, one 10 dollar bill and one 5 dollar bill. So, for me, 200 in 20 dollar bills, one 10 dollar bill, one 5 dollar bill. Why 200 in 20 dollar bills for a 120 handjob massage? To tip for extras that may be available and will make my session more enjoyable. Why one 10 dollar bill and one 5 dollar bill? If I want to tip less than a 20 dollar bill, I want to be able to do that and not ask for change.

EXPECTATIONS. If the one hour session goes the full 60 minutes, the massage is good, the therapist allows reasonable over the clothes roaming and the handjob is good, I feel the session is worth 120. Breakdown: 60 (one hour session) + 15 (tip for 45 minute massage) + 45 (roaming and handjob) = 120.

HOW I ADD TO THE TIP. If the space is thoughtfully decorated and makes an impression on me, the music is good, the temperature is not too cold or too warm and there is not too much outside noise (+10). If the therapist is nice, polite, personable, able to hold a good conversation, is funny or interesting (+10). If the therapist is attractive, hot or sexy (+10). If she has big boobs (+10). If she removes her top and bra (+10). If she uses her boobs to massage my dick (+10). If she removes all of her clothes (+10). If her handjob is really good and she can get into my head, (+10 to +20).

HOW I SUBTRACT FROM THE TIP. If the session does not go the full time (-5 or -10 or -15. One dollar per minute, rounded up.). Leaves the room too much (-5 or -10). Answers texts or calls (-5 or -10). Massage is not good (-10). Does not allow roaming (-10). Handjob is not good (-10).

I do not pay upfront. If they ask for the massage fee or everything before the session, I politely leave.

If I am asked: How much you give me? My response: I do not know how much I am going to give you. Do your best to make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If I am told: You give me XXX dollars. My response: Do your best to make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If she INSISTS on me telling her how much I will give her, my response (I look at the time on my cell phone and let's assume the massage has been 40 minutes so far): I will give you 45 dollars right now and I can get dressed and leave. 40 dollars for the massage plus a 5 dollar tip. Or you can finish the session, do a good job, make me happy and I will give you a good tip.

If she says no, be calm, get dressed, politely give her 45, thank her and leave. If she says anything, do not respond. She made the choice.

For me, I am not interested in seeing a therapist that is looking to give the least amount of effort for 120. I want to have a session with a girl that thinks about putting forth her best effort to take care of me. The good ones do not discuss money. They are confident in what they do and expect you to do the right thing.

That being said, give whatever is comfortable for you. Give what you feel the session was worth to you. If you like what she does and you treat her well, everyone wins. If you insist on giving what everyone else gives the crappy providers, she may not answer your next text or she may respond: Sorry, I am booked for the day. (and it is 11:15am)

**Ck813** · 02-15-22 15:50

I have some questions and input.

These MTS are negotiating prices before they even start the massage. Let's say you agree to 120 but only can grab ass. During the massage you want t to see feel her tits suck on them and so on. Great experience with HE what are you going to pay them? But. Before all this happens they say 200 to lick suck their tits. You still paying $$? You suck her tits but only allows you a short period of time and she sucks yours terribly, what are you paying her now?

Before the massage you negotiate 120 HJ, but the massage sucks and the HJ sucks what are you paying her?

You get to grab bare ass and actually get some finger in her vagina and she lets you? I mean is hard to say what you are paying the provider. I hate when we have to negotiate or the MT says what do you want? Now that MYS are offering more at ridiculous prices it's not fun. Before massage ask for a HJ and pau. 100 I think was not fuck who knows what is on the table and should we pay. I like your style then standard prices. Providers are now asking 200-300 up front because too many dick heads running off without paying. You lay them 300 upfront then your service sucks then what?

What about just go get a massage and see what happens at the end only paying house?

Pay upfront and some of these MTS give shorty service, go back to the old way. I'm starting to do that or I just walk. It's like a hooker you walk out and they want 20 or the whole appointment fee. Now what?

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

With more Bedpage advertisers deciding to post on Craigslist, I agree with your assessment that shops and massage therapists are trying to attract more customers. Most current Craigslist advertisers, not all, will provide some sort of extra services.

Reading reviews in this forum will inform us on good and bad massage therapists / providers. If we decide to go see a "bad" therapist / provider, at least we know what to expect and to think about how much we may want to pay before will take off our board shorts and get on the table. I would prefer to focus on seeing the "good" therapists / providers and reward them with better than "standard" tips. In turn, hopefully they talk with other girls in the shop or fly back home on the mainland and tell her massage girlfriends about how much money she made in Hawaii. Next time "Mint" flies out of Los Angeles to Honolulu, "Cherry" will be with her and we will have two therapists working for us, knowing that if they do things the right way, their tips will be bigger.

If I get stuck with a "bad" therapist / provider, I am going to try and make the best of it, however, I am not going to over pay and I will never agree to pay what she tells me she wants. We have the most leverage at this point..

**Naughty Dreads** · 02-15-22 15:40

I've seen her many years ago, sometimes energetic, sometimes just going through the motion. Full menu before, advertises as professional massage only. I haven't tried her recently as she is outcall only.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/...444795332.html

**GiAnt34** · 02-11-22 20:16

Originally Posted by Moku808 [View Original Post]

Correct, just so tired of seeing the same old crap on BP and definitely in need of a new source of provider info. I think the sellers are getting desperate, as it seems to be a buyers market now with so many advertising. Time to band together and drive the prices back down or at least demand quality service for the asking price.

With more Bedpage advertisers deciding to post on Craigslist, I agree with your assessment that shops and massage therapists are trying to attract more customers. Most current Craigslist advertisers, not all, will provide some sort of extra services.

Reading reviews in this forum will inform us on good and bad massage therapists / providers. If we decide to go see a "bad" therapist / provider, at least we know what to expect and to think about how much we may want to pay before will take off our board shorts and get on the table. I would prefer to focus on seeing the "good" therapists / providers and reward them with better than "standard" tips. In turn, hopefully they talk with other girls in the shop or fly back home on the mainland and tell her massage girlfriends about how much money she made in Hawaii. Next time "Mint" flies out of Los Angeles to Honolulu, "Cherry" will be with her and we will have two therapists working for us, knowing that if they do things the right way, their tips will be bigger.

If I get stuck with a "bad" therapist / provider, I am going to try and make the best of it, however, I am not going to over pay and I will never agree to pay what she tells me she wants. We have the most leverage at this point.

Once, after the flip, my therapist asked me: How much you give me? You give me 140. I replied: I do not know how much I am going to give you. I will figure out what I will give you when we are done. If you want to end right now, I will give you 45. She replied: Why 45? Massage is 60. I replied: Well, you massaged me pretty good for 40 minutes and I would like to give you a 5 dollar tip. Would you like to finish and get a nice tip if you do a good job? We finished, she did a good happy ending, allowed me to roam below her clothes freely and I got to pop her boobs out of her top. After I put on my clothes, I told her: Your massage was good, up until the flip I enjoyed chatting with you, you are funny, you listened to me during the handjob and did what I wanted and you have a nice butt. For all we did, I usually give more than 140, so do not tell your customer how much he has to give you. He may think what you do is worth more to him. I gave her 130. I see her every other month, she never brought up money again and oddly enough, neither do the other girls in the shop.

**Eric Shin** · 02-11-22 19:55

Originally Posted by NaughtyDreads [View Original Post]

Spot on Bro! My experience same like yours. Oily massage, seems like she did have some kind of formal training, but because she not there in the moment kinda scatter brain, the massage is all over the place, sometimes focusing on area for a long time. She allowed roaming but tits and nani were off limits. She did let me rub her ass under her dress tho. She's chubby but her ass is firm. MSOG one mid session and another one at the end. She bounces around places, I guess depends where she can secure a room at that particular time. Maybe can get a BJ out of her if you persistent enough. I personally like to get a good massage first, so I'm moving on, plenty good therapist out there. NEXT!

Dread. Clear your box.