Terra Sancta in Baltimore

[Benchseats Rock]

I warned about the day when you loop the loops and not see a single SW -- this day has come, the term Street Walker no longer representative

It happens every winter, get over yourself.


Bench

[Terra Sancta]

Back for a week -- looking forward for the weekend.

Got good intelligence from a friend, all about cell phone action like I used to suggest all the time. Now cell phones appear the only way to find a good landing for Mr. Glans.

So, here is an old secret. Terra stopped paying for notels and stopped using D's because of the house on Gilmore. I used that house for few months, totally redone, not paying a penny. Told the agent I was interested in buying, so he gave me the combination. Has cheap new carpet, so I got carpet burns on both knees for few months. Now the place is sold or something, so I need to drive Ms. Warm Hole to my hotel room in Downtown.

I have a couple of other tricks which can benefit many. Any of the old time girls still around? I also noticed some seniors are gone. Finally, I warned about the day when you loop the loops and not see a single SW -- this day has come, the term Street Walker no longer representative. Cheers.

[Yellow Banana]

Talking to a number of SWs, cell phones are it. Even seeing SWs and their SW friends share cell phones in exchange for various favors and candy. Also, cell phone plans are abundant. Still, SW #1 complaint is that her cell phone got stolen, so numbers don't last long.

[Terra Sancta]

Dr. Monger -- Hope your plans works out. There was a time when I, too, handed out cheap Tracfones to my friends on the theory that we could communicate more easily. Alas, it did not work. The girls, whose lives were a mess, also could not handle the phones. They lost the units and if they didn't soon ran out of minutes and we were back to trying to get in touch with one another through other means.

I gave out three or four phones and none of the arrangements worked.

In all my career, I gave out one phone to a newbie because she was worth it. Banged her brains out for 2 weeks in exchange for it, and some cards. Next thing I know she was dating a millionaire and shopping in Luxembourg.

Someone needs to explain this part to me. You give out your cell phone number to a cum receptacle, expecting that she calls you (because she does not have a phone)!!!! you need to be available in the area, with a Jackson in your pocket and in the mood 24/7 for that to work out.

A couple of times when I had the hots for a particular SW, for one reason or another, I would just pickup any SW and offer her $10 to go find whoever. If I remember the address I would stop by and hunk, then their roommate or boyfriend would tell me where she is at, or when she is coming back.

Here is your great hint by Terra Sancta

Get a voice mail box for $30 for 6 months with call forwarding option.

Yet, another great hint from the Terra Sancta

If HIDE ID function on your phone is not secure enough for you, then use HIDE ID, then use a calling card from your cell phone. The calling card accesses a totally different land line. The originating number displays as the calling card company 800 number. I have also done it where I threaded 4 levels of calls including an IP call. Have Sherlock Holmes trace that

I am taking six weeks to R&R, then will be back to fix the economy.

[Terra Sancta]

. "She wanted $10 more to catch it "

I thought you were an advocate CBJ now you are going BB what a hypocrate.

No, still doing CBJ, I just uncover to shoot. It saves me the effort of wiping it. Never had an STD from a hooker, and do not plan to get one. If you want to get BBBJ, then it is your business. I do not mind BBBJ with CL girls who meet certain criteria, but when I hear SW with sore throat, I know it is a place where not to stick my Johnson uncovered.

Did you notice that SW stop popping their heads when you grab them by the neck with the right hand, and the forehead with he left? (they expect you to start thrusting on your own!). AND did you notice that veteran SWs know when an LE vehicle is approaching without even looking, from the way your penis feels when that happens; AND did you know that veteran SWs know that a circumcised penis can only be handled by the knob, as nothing else counts. When was the last time a SW asked you how you like it before giving you a BJ? When was the last time you placed a used condom under the windshield wiper of a parked police car? When was the last time you drove around Sebastian's house, hoping that he goes after you? When was the last time when Benchseat Rocks invited you to a beer via PM, but attacked you in public?

You all are wonderful, I love you all. I just hope you change your attitude.

[FromUnder]

[QUOTE=Terra Sancta]. "She wanted $10 more to catch it "

I thought you were an advocate CBJ now you are going BB what a hypocrate.

[Terra Sancta]

It's been that way ever since you showed up.

Bench

Don't blame me dude, everyone is NOW concerned about the Sebastian guy, and other factors like the economy and the fact that many of our favs are locked up. I know you got a regular so you do not monger much. It is just the fact that bad attitude, bad reception to new comers, and couple of old guys trying to dominate -- all together, just IMPLODED.

[Benchseats Rock]

Anyway, the forum is dead again, but active on the sub-surface with PMs. Lots of good info still coming.

It's been that way ever since you showed up.

Bench

[Terra Sancta]

Last night, drove in fog and did not find many on WW, just Melissa (thought I have seen Ruby, but not sure) and a couple of others I would not think about touching. Headed to SA where one bitc*h was in a car and about 5 mongers trying to hit on her. Further down on Patapsco found a good looking well dressed older woman, but decided to pass. Found Leah and went for another mean BJ, $20 standard tuition, $20 tip for staying with it. One of the meanest BJs I ever head. I was planning for a double play, but after this, I needed to rest for a couple of days.

I did not get to out much last week because of my grandmothers funeral. The family was very surprised to find out that she had a reverse mortgage on her house, which started 2 years ago, thanks to Terra Sancta; but I was more surprised to find out that she had a significant investment which she did not tell anyone about. The bigger surprise is that she included my ex in her will -- she has not seen her in 5 years.

I hired a person who painted one of the 3rd level bedrooms, left the windows partially open to get the odor of the moth balls out, and placed 2 ottomans there; I would like to invent new sex positions with those 2 ottomans.

Anyway, the forum is dead again, but active on the sub-surface with PMs. Lots of good info still coming.

[Terra Sancta]

I finally found little time to split and monger at CB today where I met Leah, the cheerleader on Fairhaven. Give her a motivation and she will suck your kidneys out of your penis. Despite the fact that she is a complete package, she lacks luster. She wanted $10 more to catch it, I said no. Also my second cousin is in town, she is 22, she thinks she is pregnant if she smells cum, and calls a 1000 times until she gets her period few times, only then she believes she is not pregnant. I am not sure I want to go through this again.

I want to thank all the good friends here for their support. I got 15 PMs yesterday. I finally got he time to get away, that is why I did not respond earlier.

Yesterday morning I hired 2 movers from CL and moved a ton of grandmas old stuff to a storage unit. I could not sleep, so I had the time to sort through things. No idea why grandma kept a parade helmet, uniforms, deeds which belong to other people, tons of photos form late 1800's, hand written books or diaries, hand crank phonograph with many cylindrical records, early plastic bracelets (1920's?), stacks of letters, one box full of hand drawn maps and survey gadgets which belonged to her grandfather, even an old reusable glass syringe with other medical gadgets. I think I will spend my entire Christmas sorting through and selling on eBay.

Once the family leaves, I will use the house for dating, again, but this time without worries about the time of the day, or trying to be very quiet. I will be sad when this house is sold, but given the current economy, it will be available for a while.

[Rizzo 27]

Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I hope things don't get too bad when extended family tries to get a piece of what's left over.

[Terra Sancta]

Bad news today, my grandmother died at the age of 71. She lived not far from the area where I used to monger. I used her house to bring my dates for the past 6 month, and her nurse was also very accommodating. I would check on her before I would go on my round, bring her flowers, read the mail for her. She always had a $100 bill for me, even if I visited 3 times a week. She was a very generous person, and I was the only grandson who checked on her in person, and daily on the phone. After each visit, I would go on a date using the money she gave me, and use the rest to pay a friend who did work on her house.

My nephews called, and being the closest to her asked me to make arrangements. They all want to know whats in it for them because she was very wealthy, so I loaded her papers in boxes and placed in a storage place. The whole family will fly to Baltimore, and just in case they stay at her house, I am removing all documents.

Yesterday, I had a wonderful experience with a newbie (at least to me), another petite brunette, very clean and pretty. Planned to date her tonight, but it would be freaky to take her to grandmas house. I did so much humping yesterday that I spend most of my day thinking about it, until I heard the news.

Grandma was a pack rat. She has 2 rooms on the third floor which are filled to the ceiling with old ship trunks, mahogany dressers full of stuff and old boxes. Most of her stuff is form the Civil War which she inherited form her grandma, who was also a pack rat. The rooms always smelled like moth balls. I need to go tomorrow morning and lock the two rooms.

Ever since grandma became bed bound, I brought dates to her house. No need for a notel or to pay anyone for a stinky bed. It was a wonderful convenience.

[Terra Sancta]

Like we said earlier, no reason for paranoia. Even the DOJ has a policy on the issue and will not pursue. Nolle Perseque the DA said. Believe me, pursuing the DC Madam and other jokes are only indicative of times past. The full article is on CNN.

"In light of the policy of the Department of Justice with respect to prostitution offenses and the longstanding practice of this office, as well as Mr. Spitzer's acceptance of responsibility for his conduct, we have concluded that the public interest would not be further advanced by filing criminal charges in this matter, " Garcia said.

[Terra Sancta]

Picked up fugly Shelly (or Kelly) by mistake; I did not want her to get anywhere close to Mr. Johnson, but I was in a good mood, so I had her do prak phone calls to my friends -- she did a good job.

Looped once more and picked up Alicia on Brunswick, she has teen boobs, size B and they feel like silicone, but that is new boobs feeling. Gave decent CBJ but uncovered for her to catch and clean. I noticed her good ass while she was stepping out.

Afterward, I went for some real Italian food, bought some Côte de Beaune (that is vintage wine from 2005, great year), went to the gym, and now getting ready to call my friends about the crank calls after I pour some wine.

[Terra Sancta]

Here is a list of stories I heard form Baltimore hookers:

He paid me $50 just to pee in a jar and watch him drink it.
He paid me $200 for FS in a car, then tipped me $300.
He paid me $40 just to kick him 4 times in his groin.
He paid me the whole amount in pennies.

I would love to hear more -- anyone?