McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

[Bbbuddy]

I always bring since the "Saran Wrap" incident a couple years ago at Lux. It was the creepiest thing. Can't believe I tried it.

Better yet, when you arrive at the place put two or three hats on the table. EVERY time I do that, the girl looks at me, I smile and say "I am an optimist". Breaks the ice, for sure. Went to a place one time and only used one hat. The girl asked to keep the other one! So I figure one more guy got lucky that day. Bob.

I thought the owners of this place were busted on 12-11?

[Bob521]

It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?

I always bring since the "Saran Wrap" incident a couple years ago at Lux. It was the creepiest thing. Can't believe I tried it.

Better yet, when you arrive at the place put two or three hats on the table. EVERY time I do that, the girl looks at me, I smile and say "I am an optimist". Breaks the ice, for sure. Went to a place one time and only used one hat. The girl asked to keep the other one! So I figure one more guy got lucky that day. Bob.

[Member #5933]

It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?

Mg. Hmm mg. I'm stumped I think.

[JoeD999]

It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?

[Shzitzx]

After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours!

HF, I like her Bush, reminds me of high school. You know, a hair around the Bush is a natural lubricant. My SO had hers lasered a years ago. That is the best. I just don't like stubble down there.

[Hrodebert]

Just trying to make us jealous, and he succeeded!

Have you heard of Google? LOL Rocket Dork.

[Rocket Dork]

After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours!

Have you heard of Google? LOL Rocket Dork.

[Pedorro]

Munch away with your teeth.

After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours!

[Head First]

After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours!

[Undie Radar]

Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.

Since I got PO'ed big time with the upsell at MG see'Ville that I got before that. I had always had good times there before and then got the pressure for more money and was happy, got dressed after the 45 minutes and headed out, offering her the few singles in my pocket which she refused.

The Bamboo trip was just as you described with a middle aged typical AMP masseuse about a 6. 5 on the scale but the rub was good, probably a 7. 5 on that scale.

They have the. 50 jaccuzzi massage for an hour and I have been tempted to give that a try to see what it's all about.

I might add that Bamboo was not that busy at about 7PM, but IIRC it was a week night. On the way out I made sure to tell them about the Addison SPA on Lake street that is charging .70 for 90 minutes. Might as well put the idea of competitive price pressure in their head.

[Tebow22]

Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.

Unless they didn't have any girls available at MG, I woulda stuck it out there. Last time I was there, the girl I made an appt with also was unavail but was still happy with the replacement. Damn she had a rockin' body.

[Call Me Booger]

Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.

[Head First]

So I'm at an AMP over the weekend out here. It's my 3rd time with her so we're getting to know each other pretty good and I ask her if she wants a massage. She's confused but agrees. Start out with her on her stomach and soon she's giving me 2 thumbs up. Within 10 minutes I have her top up around her neck and her bottoms down around her ankles. She's liking this and I tell her to turn over. She turns and is just laying there. Her eyes are closed but mine are open. Wide Open. Because what I'm looking at is Beautiful. Her pussy is not shaved but has hair. But its not long hair. Or curly. It's very short and very straight. And shaped into a perfect triangle. With her legs close together it looks TGTBT. I'm not kidding. It's one of the most perfect Mons Venus's I've ever seen!! Bar none. It easily could be in Playboy it's that good. I don't know if it's naturally that perfect or if she has it groomed but WOW!! I munched on it and on her till I couldn't take it any more then I had her get up and lean over the end and I blasted her ass with a huge hot load. Perfect body & Perfect Mons equals Happy Monger. I'll be back.

[JackAndersenLo]

Thanks! I am going to go there for my first time ever! I hope it works out!

Saw reports for MG, and had to be out in Carpentersville for another reason, so figured why not. Took the advice and called ahead, when asked if I had been there, said yes. The Latina that has been reported is still there, but she was booked. I gout out there mid afternoon, called MS when I was close, and asked who I should see. She told me Linda, so that was my choice. Middle aged, not bad. Skipped table shower, and started right away fully uncovered with a great massage. On the flip, she was sensually working the chest, stomach, thighs, and legs, so I nudged her hand in the right direction. Oil came back out, very good handshake. I was in the mood to just sit back and enjoy, so did not really try to explore. Nice clean up, then finished with deeper work on the legs. 60 door, 40 tip, no discussion or complaint for either. I will be back!

[BackDoc]

Saw reports for MG, and had to be out in Carpentersville for another reason, so figured why not. Took the advice and called ahead, when asked if I had been there, said yes. The Latina that has been reported is still there, but she was booked. I gout out there mid afternoon, called MS when I was close, and asked who I should see. She told me Linda, so that was my choice. Middle aged, not bad. Skipped table shower, and started right away fully uncovered with a great massage. On the flip, she was sensually working the chest, stomach, thighs, and legs, so I nudged her hand in the right direction. Oil came back out, very good handshake. I was in the mood to just sit back and enjoy, so did not really try to explore. Nice clean up, then finished with deeper work on the legs. 60 door, 40 tip, no discussion or complaint for either. I will be back!