McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

[DewBoyNow]

She sounds fun. And better looking then anything around here. But also sounds like she knows it also. So I think I may take a pass.

Wahooo! More for me!

Suki is definitely in the top 3 or 4 that I've been to, and I've hit quite a few over the last few months.

Zeuss, I know EXACTLY what you're sayin'. Same thing happened to me tonight. Suki and I were quiet and just enjoying our time, and the guy in the other room is just carrying on like he's in there for the chit-chat. Now hey, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a little conversation, but c'Mon. Time and place already! Who knows, maybe he was done with his session and was just gabbing before the cold ride home, but it was going on an easy 15 minutes and was getting tough to stay in the zone if you know what I mean.

Fellas, if you're in there and you don't hear anyone in the room next door. That's ME trying to enjoy myself! The walls ARE super thin. If your face is buried in the table, she can hear you, you don't need to raise your voice! LOL.

Anyway, can't say enough about this place. Hearing someone in the next room honestly didn't even dampen it for me at all to be real. Suki is awesome, patient, super-sweet and hard-working.

Oh, but the tables. Not so good. Unlike Switzerland, these are really stiff and I always get a headache from the face hole because the padding there sucks. Suki makes up for it with the face massage after, but they could spend a couple dollars on the tables (and sound-proofing!

Stay safe.

[MehMedic]

Thanks for the additional information. I can't get excited about OTC roaming and certainly not for additional tip money.

She sounds fun. And better looking then anything around here. But also sounds like she knows it also. So I think I may take a pass.

[DMichaels69]

Thanks for the additional information. I can't get excited about OTC roaming and certainly not for additional tip money.

Suki is a pretty girl with decent massage skills with Level 1 service. I would rate her at the level of other HE service places like Ad, Sun etc. Roaming over the clothes allowed for 10 over the usual tip. Details are same as what DewBoyNow has described below. Worth a visit.

[Sam Singer]

Suki is a pretty girl with decent massage skills with Level 1 service. I would rate her at the level of other HE service places like Ad, Sun etc. Roaming over the clothes allowed for 10 over the usual tip. Details are same as what DewBoyNow has described below. Worth a visit.

[Zeuss]

I had to check out the Wauconda spa, glad I did. Suki lead me to the room, but they were busy so I had to chill for a bit, then Mia came in and collected and took care of me. I enjoyed it, she gave the full hour and took care of me. Only complaint was the dude in the next room yapping it up. Those walls are thin. Dude STFU and enjoy the session.

Hope to get Suki next visit.

[YTruck]

Was able to swing by Wauconda since it wasn't far from me, I think I got Suki but I'm not sure, this provider was closer to her 30's /40's but certainly cute and had a decent rack. Opted for the 30 minute but she definitely didn't rush which was really nice because my shoulders need a lot of work and she definitely did great with my back. I'd say one of the better massages I've gotten in some time. On the flip, we actually ran out of time but exchanged some playful banter and told her next time I'm going for the hour and left her. 4.

Pretty sure more is offered but I decided to just get a good medium massage and I got it, might see how her hard massage is next time.

[JasperNewton]

So I take the very long drive up there to see what's going on in Wauconda. I park and look at the place and while there's an open sign, it doesn't look 'open'. Well, I go to the door and sure enough it's open so I let myself into the main area. I'm greeted by a young, gorgeous woman and I swear she asked me if I had an appointment. Well that threw me off a bit, and I'm like no, do I need one? She looks at me weird and says, how much time you want? I ask for the hour, pay me entry fee and she escorts me to a room. So, she says the usual get undressed and lie face down routine, and like many of you I like to greet them when they come back in, especially anyone that looks like this, ask their name, get a quick hug etc. But since I'm thrown off now, I don't want to do anything stupid or alarming, so I just do as I'm told and get on the table.

She walks in again, (same girl. No bait and switch thank God!) and asks how I like it. Since I had recently gotten tenderized at another location just a few days ago, I opted for 'medium' and we begin. She does the normal over the towel stuff and this goes on for awhile and I'm thinking A) these tables suck and my face is killing me already and B) please tell me I didn't drive to Wisconsin, get two tanks of gas, set my email out of office message to "I'll be back in 2 days" (I'm saying this was a long drive for me.) and all I'm going to get is a towel rub, quick flip and "time's up" routine!

Ok so finally she grabs the towel off and generally you'd think it was going to be placed strategically in some fashion, but nope. I have no idea where it went, but now I'm starting to think Ok, this isn't the general rub and chuck routine so maybe its got promise.

She oils me up stem to stern and I think, wow that's sort of unusual too (see how this didn't fit the template yet?) but again, I'm not complaining, this is all my inner monologue. She spends quite a bit of time on my back and shoulders, and my monologue is back to thinking, half time is quickly approaching and the flip is going to start to suffer a major time crunch soon. She moves down to my legs and she bumps into my hanging hand with her silky soft, toned calf (she's wearing shorts BTW) and so I grab a handful of this beautiful leg and give it a little rub. She steps away and I'm thinking, oh crap, did I misinterpret and just mess up any chance at the flip being anything of value? But she came back and this time she steps right into my hand with the middle of her thighs and bells go off in my head! She starts gripping my hand with her thighs and I'm just a happy, happy guy.

Anyway, she does the other leg and we pretty much run the same routine on that side, (I can't get enough of these legs now boys) and then she goes out to get a hot towel. I remember someone else talking about this before I think, I have to say it's the only place I've been to that they don't have towels in the room, but again, these rooms are pretty cramped for space as it is.

So she cleans off the oil from my back and legs and I'm already starting to get up to turn over, towel be damned, I have no idea where it was and she didn't offer it, so who cares. She steps up to the side of the table and gives me a great big smile and asks how it is so far, and I'm like, it's awesome. "I forgot your name" I said, is it Mia or Suki, and at first she gave me sort of a pouty look and I though I offended her (again) but she smiled and said, "Suki! Ok, crisis averted. She starts running her fingertips over my mid-section and whatnot and I just laid back and took her all in. I'm imagining those clothes hitting the floor at this moment so ya know, "things" are starting to take shape (no clothes left her person for real), and her touches become more deliberate. I'm a gentleman, so let's just say it was a standard endeavor, nothing more than you would 'expect' from a situation like this (somehow I get the feeling that more could definitely be on the menu) and when the job is done she goes out and grabs some cleaning materials and another hot towel. So, I'm all relaxed and generally this is when you'd get the 'ol heave ho sailor, time to go, but instead she covers my parts up with a dry towel and moves up to the head of the table. She grabs some lotion and works on my face, neck and shoulders some more, no haste, no mention of time, no rush.

When she is finally done (not that I'm complaining at all) she softly tells asks me how it was and I say "Suki, you're absolutely the best!" Again, keeping with form, this is not like any other place I've been to, and while "normally" the MT would excuse herself from the room while you get dressed etc. Suki just stayed with me the whole time and smiled. I gladly reached for my wallet and gave her a standard tip (see? I'm learning not to over tip) and as I'm counting the cash in front of her she can see there's money left on the table. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. You know, should the next time be a little 'different' I might just feel compelled to swing a little more lettuce in her direction.

She takes the cash and gives me a big, solid hug, not the pansy little timid hugs you usually get from the MT after a session, this one was good. Good enough that 'ol Mr. Stimpy took notice and was like "what's up? We both smiled and I got dressed and stumbled towards the door.

So happy I took the long drive up there to see Suki. Previous reports completely confirmed. She is beautiful, very easy to get along with and has a slammin' body.

Wait, why am I telling all you guys this? I need to keep this one to myself. When you see the same car outside there 3 times a week, don't worry, it's just me out spending my kids' inheritance.

P.S. Hey, if this was too long of a review, let me know and I apologize for my detail. I had a really good time in case you hadn't gotten that notion by now. .

Great review! Thanks!

[DewBoyNow]

OK all, now I can't wait to go back and ask for Suki! Thanks!

So I take the very long drive up there to see what's going on in Wauconda. I park and look at the place and while there's an open sign, it doesn't look 'open'. Well, I go to the door and sure enough it's open so I let myself into the main area. I'm greeted by a young, gorgeous woman and I swear she asked me if I had an appointment. Well that threw me off a bit, and I'm like no, do I need one? She looks at me weird and says, how much time you want? I ask for the hour, pay me entry fee and she escorts me to a room. So, she says the usual get undressed and lie face down routine, and like many of you I like to greet them when they come back in, especially anyone that looks like this, ask their name, get a quick hug etc. But since I'm thrown off now, I don't want to do anything stupid or alarming, so I just do as I'm told and get on the table.

She walks in again, (same girl. No bait and switch thank God!) and asks how I like it. Since I had recently gotten tenderized at another location just a few days ago, I opted for 'medium' and we begin. She does the normal over the towel stuff and this goes on for awhile and I'm thinking A) these tables suck and my face is killing me already and B) please tell me I didn't drive to Wisconsin, get two tanks of gas, set my email out of office message to "I'll be back in 2 days" (I'm saying this was a long drive for me.) and all I'm going to get is a towel rub, quick flip and "time's up" routine!

Ok so finally she grabs the towel off and generally you'd think it was going to be placed strategically in some fashion, but nope. I have no idea where it went, but now I'm starting to think Ok, this isn't the general rub and chuck routine so maybe its got promise.

She oils me up stem to stern and I think, wow that's sort of unusual too (see how this didn't fit the template yet?) but again, I'm not complaining, this is all my inner monologue. She spends quite a bit of time on my back and shoulders, and my monologue is back to thinking, half time is quickly approaching and the flip is going to start to suffer a major time crunch soon. She moves down to my legs and she bumps into my hanging hand with her silky soft, toned calf (she's wearing shorts BTW) and so I grab a handful of this beautiful leg and give it a little rub. She steps away and I'm thinking, oh crap, did I misinterpret and just mess up any chance at the flip being anything of value? But she came back and this time she steps right into my hand with the middle of her thighs and bells go off in my head! She starts gripping my hand with her thighs and I'm just a happy, happy guy.

Anyway, she does the other leg and we pretty much run the same routine on that side, (I can't get enough of these legs now boys) and then she goes out to get a hot towel. I remember someone else talking about this before I think, I have to say it's the only place I've been to that they don't have towels in the room, but again, these rooms are pretty cramped for space as it is.

So she cleans off the oil from my back and legs and I'm already starting to get up to turn over, towel be damned, I have no idea where it was and she didn't offer it, so who cares. She steps up to the side of the table and gives me a great big smile and asks how it is so far, and I'm like, it's awesome. "I forgot your name" I said, is it Mia or Suki, and at first she gave me sort of a pouty look and I though I offended her (again) but she smiled and said, "Suki! Ok, crisis averted. She starts running her fingertips over my mid-section and whatnot and I just laid back and took her all in. I'm imagining those clothes hitting the floor at this moment so ya know, "things" are starting to take shape (no clothes left her person for real), and her touches become more deliberate. I'm a gentleman, so let's just say it was a standard endeavor, nothing more than you would 'expect' from a situation like this (somehow I get the feeling that more could definitely be on the menu) and when the job is done she goes out and grabs some cleaning materials and another hot towel. So, I'm all relaxed and generally this is when you'd get the 'ol heave ho sailor, time to go, but instead she covers my parts up with a dry towel and moves up to the head of the table. She grabs some lotion and works on my face, neck and shoulders some more, no haste, no mention of time, no rush.

When she is finally done (not that I'm complaining at all) she softly tells asks me how it was and I say "Suki, you're absolutely the best!" Again, keeping with form, this is not like any other place I've been to, and while "normally" the MT would excuse herself from the room while you get dressed etc. Suki just stayed with me the whole time and smiled. I gladly reached for my wallet and gave her a standard tip (see? I'm learning not to over tip) and as I'm counting the cash in front of her she can see there's money left on the table. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. You know, should the next time be a little 'different' I might just feel compelled to swing a little more lettuce in her direction.

She takes the cash and gives me a big, solid hug, not the pansy little timid hugs you usually get from the MT after a session, this one was good. Good enough that 'ol Mr. Stimpy took notice and was like "what's up? We both smiled and I got dressed and stumbled towards the door.

So happy I took the long drive up there to see Suki. Previous reports completely confirmed. She is beautiful, very easy to get along with and has a slammin' body.

Wait, why am I telling all you guys this? I need to keep this one to myself. When you see the same car outside there 3 times a week, don't worry, it's just me out spending my kids' inheritance.

P.S. Hey, if this was too long of a review, let me know and I apologize for my detail. I had a really good time in case you hadn't gotten that notion by now. .

[Matchstick]

I visited again yesterday and saw Suki. Agreed that she is well worth the visit.

OK all, now I can't wait to go back and ask for Suki! Thanks!

[Beast42]

Made another visit and drew Mia. Average experience with average therapist. Mia gets the job done. I still prefer Suki. Much younger and prettier. Better teeth and body. There's nothing wrong with Mia, I just think Suki is a better value for your money. I just might become a regular with Suki and see what happens. Of course, to each their own. Just my humble opinion.

I visited again yesterday and saw Suki. Agreed that she is well worth the visit.

[Jon Smithe]

Made another visit and drew Mia. Average experience with average therapist. Mia gets the job done. I still prefer Suki. Much younger and prettier. Better teeth and body. There's nothing wrong with Mia, I just think Suki is a better value for your money. I just might become a regular with Suki and see what happens. Of course, to each their own. Just my humble opinion.

[Matchstick]

After reading the most recent posts, like many of you, I opted to give this place a try again. I also was one of those who stopped going as the talent dropped to zero. Well. . . Mia was frickin' hot and wanted to please. I can't wait to go back and try some of the other talent. Guys, it's time to hit this place up again before the talent changes.

[Jon Smithe]

Went looking for Mya, but found Suki. I was told there was no Mya, but Mia was busy with another customer. Suki is Chinese, 28, barely 5 feet tall, and 104 lbs. Pretty face with excellent dental hygiene. Black hair down to shoulders. Perfect amount of perfume. It's so rare to find a young Chinese girl with white, straight teeth and good breath. Her English skills were limited at best, but was very friendly and submissive. During half hour massage, she had no complaints with over the clothes roaming, but nothing came off. Allowed reverse massage. Finished with soft and slow handjob. Left $40 tip and she gave me the old poutyface, but I insisted it was a fair tip for services rendered. May have to make return visits to see if more is available.

[Sam Spade]

Based on the above review, I thought I would give this place another look. I stopped visiting this spa about 8 months ago after some very drastic personnel changes. Prior to that I was a semi regular. It appears that the stars have re-aligned and talent has once again become the norm for this place. All is good.

I stopped going about half a year ago when I noticed the girls were getting really careless is what they left in the washroom waist basket. And they started wearing clothing that defined the No Fly Zone.

[Beast42]

Stopped by Wauconda (rand) was told there was a new girl. (Lisa is around again not her working though) Walked in asked for Mya, in walked a 5' 90 lbs maybe 25-30 ish Chinese girl. Very nice. Massage was good, typical ending with no questions or asking of tips. Just wish this place had a TS other than that Mya is great.

Based on the above review, I thought I would give this place another look. I stopped visiting this spa about 8 months ago after some very drastic personnel changes. Prior to that I was a semi regular. It appears that the stars have re-aligned and talent has once again become the norm for this place. All is good.