Massage Parlor Reports

**DanteO** · 11-19-21 17:51

With all of the adds on STG and RR I figured the new place 38** San Mateo had to be good. I had actually done some recon and a pretty, young lady answered and said that shower together was on the menu. I went back a few weeks later to be met by a 50+ who told me she was busy and come back in 30 minutes.

Instead, I headed to the much publicized 40** Carlisle. Unlike the ads, she was 40+ but I am not that young and I have found these to be quite fulfilling. Mei gave a wonderful, deep massage but the flip was a quick handy. She did give me the whole hour though. Good but certainly not what was advertised.

**CourierSalesmn** · 11-19-21 10:53

Originally Posted by Bulger [View Original Post]

You really can't strike out anywhere you go, its quite open here. Most all AMPs have a FS menu. Best bet if you walk in one and there is a locked door or locked screen door that you have to ring a bell, its going to be a good place.

Thank you sir!

**Bulger** · 11-18-21 01:28

Originally Posted by CourierSalesmn [View Original Post]

Hello all. I recently just moved to the area a couple of months ago and just settled in. Was curious if anyone was willing to PM me with advice for the MP world here in ABQ. I'm looking to have some fun and understanding basic rates and areas would be helpful as well aa being pointed in the right direction for the better service ladies. Thanks and be safe.

You really can't strike out anywhere you go, its quite open here. Most all AMPs have a FS menu. Best bet if you walk in one and there is a locked door or locked screen door that you have to ring a bell, its going to be a good place.

**CourierSalesmn** · 11-15-21 18:36

Hello all. I recently just moved to the area a couple of months ago and just settled in. Was curious if anyone was willing to PM me with advice for the MP world here in ABQ. I'm looking to have some fun and understanding basic rates and areas would be helpful as well aa being pointed in the right direction for the better service ladies. Thanks and be safe.

**JimmyReagan73** · 11-08-21 22:26

Back in town on business later this week. Anything change or is it still "providers wear masks outside of blowjob. John does whatever"?

Originally Posted by ABQLover17 [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me how to proposition them? Went there and nothing was offered and I was too nervous to ask. This is my first time. Massage was great just was looking for more.

There are some good resources here and at other sites, but general rule of thumb for what works for me is:

1. Be confident, but not aggressive.

2. Dress "nice" or "okay". Don't wear a suit but also don't wear dirty sweatpants. I am usually on business or holiday so "business casual" is the norm. Similarly, wear deodorant, don't reek of shit, chew some gum, etc.

3. Ask for the hour. I like to pull out my main wad of cash and peel off a few twenties so that she can very clearly see I am ready to pay the tip.

4. If asked "have you been here before", what I find works well is either "Yes" if you actually have or "No, but I've been to similar places" if you have not. The key is to make sure they know that you know where you are but to avoid lying because that will make them question if you are going to be a hassle. A few years back I chatted with an overworked provider in Dallas and she went on a bit of a rant about how annoying it is for newbies who go to <insert popular website and just recite what some lunatic told them. Honesty is appreciated.

5. After she takes the hour fee and leaves, it is getting hot in there so take off all your clothes. Cock and balls should be hanging out. Be efficient but also don't hurry too much as her walking in and you being confident in your nudity is a good way to show that you know where you are. One trick I like (if she has not walked back in yet) is to use your underpants to give your ass a quick wipe as you get undressed in case you have a bit of residue from a fart or a bit of sweat. You might not even notice it but she sure will while she is working your inner thigh and leaning over you. Obviously that won't work if you have skid marks but. Don't have skid marks. Clean yourself.

6. Some people like to drape the towel over their ass but I just lay on top of it because I don't know how often they actually change the sheet. If she wants to cover you, she will. That said, if there is a table shower then please actually wrap the towel around yourself. While the providers try to prevent customers from seeing each other, shit happens and the last thing they need is some legit customer seeing your rock hard dick as you walk through the hallway.

7. During the massage, make some noises when she works your ass and inner thigh. Even if it isn't the most "real", it is more about making it clear that you appreciate it and so forth. Similarly, it depends on the technique but if she starts working your inner thigh or ass, lift your hips up a bit so she can access your willy. Maybe she will, maybe she won't, but it is another way of making it clear you want something. I also suggest spreading your legs a bit (maybe 30-40 degrees?) but another technique is to spread your legs a bit as she changes from one leg to another. Again, the goal is more to show you are into it.

8. if she gets close enough that you can touch her, give her legs a gentle stroke. She'll back off if she doesn't want it but it is a good generally not assault-why way to confirm interest.

9. On the flip, very visibly check her out and try to make sure you are at least at half-mast. How you do that is up to you (I strongly discourage just jacking it but. You do you) but if you are completely flaccid then she will again think you are an idiot who is in over your head. I've never had an issue with this as most providers will make it a point to start working your glutes very aggressively to grind your dick into the table a bit. The harder you are when the extras start, the less work they have to do.

10. Some people like to set the tip aside when you take your clothes off. From chatting with a few providers over the years, that reeks of "cop" because then you aren't giving them the money. She is going to leave the room to grab a condom and squirt some lube into her vag regardless so just get up and give her whatever you negotiated on. Its also a good way for her to check your dick out and get a better feel for if she wants a bigger condom or not. Similarly, decide how much you are willing to negotiate. My rule of thumb is that if we are within 10 or 20 of a "normal" price for the services you are requesting is to just pay her. Better to overpay a bit then get a blowie from someone who actively dislikes your cheap ass.

11. Up to you on how explicit you are when you say what you want. I have had providers who were very flattered when I told them how much I wanted to fuck them and in what positions. And others who were a bit embarrassed when I pointed at her mouth and then pussy. Read the room and also pay attention to how well they understand English.

At the end of the day, it is as simple as: If you want her to touch your dick then don't be one.

**Valmont31** · 10-31-21 13:39

32 x6 Coors. Went and and say Leah or lee. Not sure on the spelling. Large chested girl who says she is from Korea. She gave me a pretty decent massage. My back was hurting from a long drive and she used her fore arms to dig deep and work out the kinks.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I opted for FS. She then proceeded with what I now consider the Albuquerque norm. Pull her dress down from the top and up from the bottoms and leave it bunched around the middle and assumed the position on the edge of the table. The massage scene here is so strange. It's like they all are owned by the same person and have agreed to providing the exact same service in the same order and same way. Never a surprise in ABQ. There has to be more Asian massage parlors per capita in ABQ than any where else in the US.

**Bulger** · 10-17-21 23:42

Originally Posted by ABQLover17 [View Original Post]

How did you get the HJ the first time? I went and got a massage and nothing was offered. I'm new at this so sorry if this is obvious.

You have to start fast, when she tells you to get undressed and laydown, throw the cover towel on the chiar, if she doesn't cover you then right away its all in the touching, when you are face down and she starts at your head to do your shoulders and back, swing your arms around gently and feel up her legs. If she lets you get all the way up the skirt, you are in. Keep touching her until she moves away, when she moves to your mid section and rubs your ass, lift your hips, if she goes under, its a go. If she swats your hands away at first, its a no.

**Stoner** · 10-14-21 02:15

Originally Posted by ABQLover17 [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me how to proposition them? Went there and nothing was offered and I was too nervous to ask. This is my first time. Massage was great just was looking for more.

There is a secret.

As they massage you, say "e-ole-may-A-YO ge-young-chal".

Practice that. Specifically, when you are there, whisper that in her ear when she starts to rub your back lightly. Touch her leg as you do it. It means, "I am hungry for action" in Korean. Works universally. Some will laugh. Others will get excited. Try it out.

**DkPersonal** · 10-09-21 00:22

This is the generically named one on wyoming. Had a great massage there when I visited a while back. The woman wasn't that great on the eyes but her massage was well pressured and I think even went over the time. No negotiations on the flip and that went surprisingly smooth as well. She knew how to work it and I left a happy man and I would say overtipped due to my newfound generosity.

**ABQLover17** · 10-01-21 16:40

Can anyone tell me how to proposition them? Went there and nothing was offered and I was too nervous to ask. This is my first time. Massage was great just was looking for more.

**ABQLover17** · 10-01-21 16:38

Originally Posted by Bulger [View Original Post]

Went to HE Massage on Eubank and Candelaria last Friday during the day. Sign said $35 for 60 minutes, didn't believe that. I have been there twice before with no luck, I had gotten an older woman both times who said only HJ on first time. I had seen two younger girls in the back as she walked me to the room. The 2nd time she said the same thing and when I said this isn't my 1st time she said no, 1st time, and just the HJ. Persistent I went back a 3rd time and this time I was greeted by a very pretty 20 something, flat chested but very pretty and nice round ass. She didn't talk, pointed at a sign that said. 4 for 30 min, which I gave her. Undressed, massage was 5 minutes and she motioned me to flip, rubbed some more and whispered in my ear $ and showed me a condom. I proceeded and we went for maybe 45 minutes several positions. Glad I went back.

How did you get the HJ the first time? I went and got a massage and nothing was offered. I'm new at this so sorry if this is obvious.

**Bulger** · 09-27-21 23:56

Went to HE Massage on Eubank and Candelaria last Friday during the day. Sign said $35 for 60 minutes, didn't believe that. I have been there twice before with no luck, I had gotten an older woman both times who said only HJ on first time. I had seen two younger girls in the back as she walked me to the room. The 2nd time she said the same thing and when I said this isn't my 1st time she said no, 1st time, and just the HJ. Persistent I went back a 3rd time and this time I was greeted by a very pretty 20 something, flat chested but very pretty and nice round ass. She didn't talk, pointed at a sign that said. 4 for 30 min, which I gave her. Undressed, massage was 5 minutes and she motioned me to flip, rubbed some more and whispered in my ear $ and showed me a condom. I proceeded and we went for maybe 45 minutes several positions. Glad I went back.

**Chappy18** · 09-26-21 18:23

Originally Posted by Bulger [View Original Post]

Yes pm'd you.

Hi. Just arrived in Albuquerque. I love visiting new AMPs. Please PM me with details on AMPs I should visit. I'm in the Wyoming / San Mateo area. I appreciate it.

**Valmont31** · 09-16-21 22:55

Went to Chinese massage on Southern. The girl who greeted me at the door was petite and thin with a nice little ass. The massage was weak and not at all therapeutic. I almost needed a massage after the massage. She did do some light finger brushing of the taint, balls and starfish. On the flip she made the universal signal for fuck and I agreed. She then proceeded to use the most hand sanitizer I've ever seen any one use on her self and my hands. The applied the condom before she got undressed and then applied what can only be described as a ludicrous amount of lube to the condom and her crotch. When I first came in in the dim light and her wearing a mask I had no idea how old she was. Undressed she looked to be in her 40's. Body of an 18 year old with just a little more wrinkles and loose skim. She then got on her stomach and raised her ass a little. She gave junior no encouragement before her "mount me" pose so I was not quite the rock I like to be before I begin the act. So I jump started myself with my hand for a minute before mounting. She reached back and grabbed junior and tried sliding him between her greased up thighs. I couldn't figure out if this was her strange version of Russian it with her thighs instead of her tits (which were small). But then she started making fake moaning and fake shaking. So I think she was trying to make me think her greased up inner thighs was her pussy. I wasn't having that so I got off and had her flip to sitting on the edge of the table so o could see where I was going. From there I put her legs on my shoulder and laid her back and started to work. She made weird fake arm and leg twitching like she was having orgasm spasms after about 10 strokes. I'm not that good so I know it was the worst fake I've seen. Over all it was too clinical for me. Nothing sensual just a girl giving up the pussy. I almost would have preferred her texting while I was pumping to the weird leg and arm shaking.