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11-16-23 00:51 #270
Posts: 100Blue Sky Spa
Went and saw hallie. Horrible message all elbows and it actually was borderline painful.
The only sensual part of the who thing was a light tickle of the balls before the flip. On the main event she was very mechanical. Decent body but not worth repeating.
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11-07-23 16:45 #269
Posts: 45Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]
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11-06-23 21:51 #268
Posts: 145In town for a couple days. Any chance of a parlor with Latina girls?
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10-30-23 22:09 #267
Posts: 799Things change I suppose
I'm visiting, so I took a chance. Pd 60/ hr. Massage was moderate to weak and the CBJ was mechanical. The provider was pushing 50 but wasn't unattractive.
For a town with 1/2 million residents there sure are a lot of Asian MPs. There's got to be a few out there that are above average?
Originally Posted by Idiot [View Original Post]
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09-15-23 19:30 #266
Posts: 27Reviews in the ABQ area are more and more worthless as the years go on. On this site it is mostly dead and on the other site it is mostly people blatantly lying to get premium access (and then accusing everyone else of doing it). And at least a few of the parlors (and now escorts) are doing the same.
AMP wise? Ladies in their 20's are incredibly rare outside of the "popular" cities. And many are going to know they can pick and choose their clients and will tend to avoid younger clients (more likely to want MSOG, less likely to have extra cash for the upsell) Combine that with dim lights, asian women not aging until they are in their late 30's, and most clients being white guys and it is generally a good assumption that any provider is 5-15 years older than they look.
What I have increasingly found to be helpful during my various trips out to ABQ: have a list of parlors you like. Either collect them from other reviews or your own experiences. Then, check the most recent month or so of reviews. And go to the places that weren't mentioned in any review. And if you hear "oh my god, I think Lulu or whoever is at Ocean!" actively avoid that place.
Because the good places? They don't need to advertise and the kind of people who write reviews are generally not going to want to let the secret out. So if nobody has talked about Jade on Juan Tabo for a while. Usually means I have three or four possibilities and the first or second will generally have an attractive provider in their late 20s/early 30s (so probably mid to late 30s)
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08-26-23 17:45 #265
Posts: 1ABQ providers?
Hello fellows,
I was looking around in ABQ and wasn't finding what I was looking for, in general. I'd like providers more in my age range (20-30), but went to several places where they just were well outside of it. I've been looking at old posts and the information just isn't current enough, any recommendations?
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07-12-23 17:32 #264
Posts: 92Golden Spa. Panda
Had a great visit at golden spa on 733 San Mateo.
Panda look early 20's and very pretty. Maybe some mommy dmg. Tightest girl I have seen in a very long time.
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06-18-23 23:18 #263
Posts: 27Originally Posted by OnTheFlip33 [View Original Post]
ABQ is generally great in that pretty much any AMP will be CFS unless you actively piss off the provider. Most providers are generally in that "look early 30's, so probably 40's" region and mama sans are incredibly rare. So what you see is what you get and you can walk back to your car if the woman at the door isn't doing it for you.
And because the city is basically a glorified truck stop at the intersection of two interstates: Pretty much everywhere is 20-ish minutes away if it isn't rush hour.
There are some truly gorgeous women but they tend to do pretty short tours before moving on. I don't have any immediate data (in town in a week or two and was checking options), but you can try to look at the other site. But that has largely become a joke of ever increasingly specific stories about the twenty locations the mystery girl of the week is. Not sure if they are outright lying for premium access or haven't realized that the girls pay attention to these sites and know what fake names to give, but they generally aren't all that useful. And you can bet that if you call, they will give whatever this month's unicorn name is (sounds like it might be Coco?
That said: Blue Sky and New Day have generally been my go to over the years. Although it sounds like one of them may have closed? But, like I said, you really can't do too wrong by just entering any AMP sounding place with the telltale neon sign.
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06-17-23 02:57 #262
Posts: 8Visiting
Visiting the area, staying close to I25/ I40. Anything close to that area? Any suggestions would be helpful.
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05-24-23 00:37 #261
Posts: 6Li's Asian Massage Spa
Parking available in lot in back.
Rang the bell, door opened by slim Chinese 40 something dressed in a silk negligee. She was the only person there. 5/10 looks, 7/10 body.
No table shower, but has a regular shower.
$40 30 min, $80 HJ, UTC, feeding. Small but perky tits, firm ass.
Would return.
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05-02-23 00:15 #260
Posts: 22Originally Posted by Inheri69 [View Original Post]
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04-22-23 19:53 #259
Posts: 22Nearby airport options
It looks like the closest massage place near the airport is A-Massage. Based on the RM page it looks pretty generic, but not that many other options close to the airport. Anyone have experience here?
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02-26-23 15:44 #258
Posts: 45Originally Posted by OccasionalAmp [View Original Post]
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02-26-23 00:06 #257
Posts: 124ABQ dead?
Will be traveling here in late March. Are there any active good AMPs or similar?
OA.
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01-01-23 20:29 #256
Posts: 27Hit up Blue Sky off Virginia after seeing they had new talent and. Holy shit.
Looks late 20's (so probably late 30's) with a really nice face. Has bolt-ons but they look REALLY good and she knows how to work them in a nice way too short tube style dress. Massage was surprisingly good but almost entirely upper body with lower mostly just an excuse to tickle your balls and make sure you have a boner for the flip.
Expects a bit more than most ABQ providers but is totally worth it. Great CBJ and very energetic. Amazing nipples but her boob job definitely put all the work into the appearance and none into the feel.
Still, great time and can't wait to go back. Sounds like it is a crapshoot between her and the existing / older provider. But even the older lady is really good at her job.