Guide for the married

[Orlando J]

I know this might generate a lot of heat.
Is this a local topic? The topic is interesting for those married or sort of married but I think it's not an Orlando local topic. You might even find more ideas from others.
Then what SO are you talking about? Did you mean your soul? I can not imagine being in your shoes.
J

Post #200 and I wanted to pass this milestone with something a little different. Should this be a dumb idea please say so and I will drop into the abis of rejection, delete this thread, and go bang my wife.
First of all I want to admit, yes I am a rat bastard for cheating on my SO.

Knowing getting caught would be a really big deal have devised some safety tips I would like to pass along and hopefully you guys/girls (some of our favorite providers are married as well) will add tips as well. This has worked well in the past with many great reports on how to avoid Mr. Leo.

1. First is all other safety tips in general are more important than ever. Get caught in a sting and it is not just a minor law infraction when this news makes it's way through your family.

2. My SO can smell better than a Blood Hound. 6 hours after a visit with a Provider she can smell it. A trip to my favorite oil us up Massage place is a sure "When did you start using baby oil" question. You get the picture it is not as obvious as lip stick on the collar but still a question you do know know how to answer. In an emergency I have stopped at the gas station and spilled gas on me for cover. Keep fresh clothes stashed and never leave a stain. Wash the family clothes once in a while so when you head for the washing mashine it is not a shock. Plus you get extra points for helping around the house.

3. Try to never lie. If what you are saying is not true your SO can probably tell. Have a good reason to be on SOBT if that is where you are. There is a Home Depot there for example and I would really go there and come back with the store bag. We do not get to just jump in the car and go cruising, it has to all be part of a safe plan.

4. Hobbies (along with mongering) can be great escapes and covers. Fishing works for me but lots of other Hobbies can work as well. I think my next Hobbie may be Bird Watching. To boring for everyone else but takes me where ever I want to go.

I will add more as I think of them and hope you will too. HB

[Darkpassenger]

Ignore him RGFE.. I want the whole show and I'll be able to take a shower afterwards LOL!

That smell goo d you sprayed on the other morning sure stuck to me, good thing I had a job site visit and worked up a big sweat, before heading in.

u gal need to lose the scents also.

[Darkpassenger]

The only consequence of this hobby I worry about is hurting the woman I love.

If I know that I won't bring home any STDs by using a condomn, and that I won't EVER give her reason to worry about an "affair" with another woman, or show up on "Date line, NBC" or the local news, then I can pursue this fetish of mine without guilt.

I crave new experiences with new women. If I had an affair, it would be for the momentary experience of a new lady, and would probably be found out, and would destroy this wonderful partnership and trust that I have at home.

I am not married, but you don't risk throwing the love of your life away because you need something fresh and different to get your cock off. To keep you "in the game".

I have realized that I require these times "off my chain" to keep from doing something truly stupid, like hitting on (and nailing) some of my co-workers.

There are just some itches that can only be scratched by a pro lady; I depend on the anonimity and discretion of these wonderful women to help me keep my shit together so that no one gets hurt.

All the tips here are very welcome, from someone who doesn't want anyone to get hurt to satisfy his needs. Especially these from Sexybldbbwfl and RetiredGFE.

Thank you Hairball for bringing this up. I think there is always power in numbers and we can benefit from others mistakes. Ladies are generally very accomidating as far as using the shower, perfume, just ask. Like it was said, we would rather you stay out of trouble. If you tell me what you use, I will get what you use at home so you smell like you. A woman can pick up on the wrong soap like you cannot believe. If you save us in your phone, use a guy name you can remember so if she finds your 007 phone and asks there are male names. Female names lead to more prying. I know a gentleman that sees ladies in different areas so we are all Home Depot in his phone followed by the city we are in.

Now there is Cialis daily so she will not notice if you are taking a pill for the event or for her. Be careful about those blue pills, she knows how many there are and if you used them with her.

I would never call a man a rat bastard for seeing a provider. If you had heart problems, you would see a cardiologist not your boss or someone who is not a professional. You need a safe drama-free solution to the problem. If you are married with or without kids, you do what you need to. I have heard every reason in the book why a wife or SO will not take care of a man's needs. A man will find what her needs elsewhere. Having an affair is far more expensive that having a GFE. Just follow the rules.

Sexybldbbwfl

[Jethrow1]

That smell goo d you sprayed on the other morning sure stuck to me, good thing I had a job site visit and worked up a big sweat, before heading in.

u gal need to lose the scents also.

[Retired Gfe]

It is much easier to come see us than to worry about someone's feelings turning sour in an affair. WHoah, can we say backlash? I think all the advice given here was great! Thanks again HB for bringing it up. It should help the guys and the ladies.

Thank you Hairball for bringing this up. I think there is always power in numbers and we can benefit from others mistakes. Ladies are generally very accomidating as far as using the shower, perfume, just ask. Like it was said, we would rather you stay out of trouble. If you tell me what you use, I will get what you use at home so you smell like you. A woman can pick up on the wrong soap like you cannot believe. If you save us in your phone, use a guy name you can remember so if she finds your 007 phone and asks there are male names. Female names lead to more prying. I know a gentleman that sees ladies in different areas so we are all Home Depot in his phone followed by the city we are in.

Now there is Cialis daily so she will not notice if you are taking a pill for the event or for her. Be careful about those blue pills, she knows how many there are and if you used them with her.

I would never call a man a rat bastard for seeing a provider. If you had heart problems, you would see a cardiologist not your boss or someone who is not a professional. You need a safe drama-free solution to the problem. If you are married with or without kids, you do what you need to. I have heard every reason in the book why a wife or SO will not take care of a man's needs. A man will find what her needs elsewhere. Having an affair is far more expensive that having a GFE. Just follow the rules.

Sexybldbbwfl

[Sexybldbbwfl]

Thank you Hairball for bringing this up. I think there is always power in numbers and we can benefit from others mistakes. Ladies are generally very accomidating as far as using the shower, perfume, just ask. Like it was said, we would rather you stay out of trouble. If you tell me what you use, I will get what you use at home so you smell like you. A woman can pick up on the wrong soap like you cannot believe. If you save us in your phone, use a guy name you can remember so if she finds your 007 phone and asks there are male names. Female names lead to more prying. I know a gentleman that sees ladies in different areas so we are all Home Depot in his phone followed by the city we are in.

Now there is Cialis daily so she will not notice if you are taking a pill for the event or for her. Be careful about those blue pills, she knows how many there are and if you used them with her.

I would never call a man a rat bastard for seeing a provider. If you had heart problems, you would see a cardiologist not your boss or someone who is not a professional. You need a safe drama-free solution to the problem. If you are married with or without kids, you do what you need to. I have heard every reason in the book why a wife or SO will not take care of a man's needs. A man will find what her needs elsewhere. Having an affair is far more expensive that having a GFE. Just follow the rules.

Sexybldbbwfl

[Hawk Flyer]

7. Consider a storage unit. Six months can be paid for the cost of one CL visit. Advantages - you can store freshener, clothes, Tide, your monger phone, a bag with toiletries, anything that might be embarassing to have in your car when the family goes on an outing - and it is safer to launder smelly clothes at lunch rather than at home. (This is especially important if you don't smoke and visit Strip Clubs occasionally.) Make sure it is close to home or work so you can easily stop by on your way in/out. Pay with cash - prepay for several months and don't give them your correct address. They will require ID to rent to you, but don't let them put in your home address (or use an old ID).

8. Get a membership at a franchised GYM (or the YMCA - most are open 5am-10pm). You can shower on the way home. Also, start working out every day - and when you miss a workout occasionally - you have additional time for mongering - especially if you match it up to other time you have available.

Actually 8 cancels out 7...

If there were ever a bit of advice I've given to men who wish to play tidily pinks with someone other than their SO, its this....

Your scent is stronger than any cologne out there. Your SO knows what you smell like after a romp and what you smell like after a workout at the Gym. After you get cleaned up you need to restore your smell by sweating a little. Turn off the AC and roll down the window.

[Cenflamonger]

5. ..Never go home without a good inspection of the monger mobile. I now have a jewelry collection I am saving till enough for a pawn shop visit, of coarse to fund PFP. Also have found crack pipes and even money. ...

Have found same. Also find the little corners from the condom wrappers in my car.

FYI. If you get pulled over and LEO finds a crack pipe, this will be a big problem for you. To prevent this, after a session, I drive to a safe spot away from the area, to a place with good lighting like a shopping center parking lot and do a thorough inspection of the mongermobile. Be sure to check in the crack of the seat.

[Vertrag]

How about just not playing? Robin Williams: Divorce: Latin for ripping a man's genitals out through his wallet.

If you're gonna run jump and play, just get divorced and get it over with. Hopefully, you'll get off cheaper.

Mal

If your marriage is not intolerable and the parents can be civil, kind and happy to each other, but sex is the main or only thing missing, then it is worth keeping.

And given the current state of research on the effects on children, even an unhappy marriage is better than divorce.

So if you really love your children, you may elect to stay in that marriage - figure out a way to be happy for the next 12-15 years and who knows - maybe things will turn around in the marriage, but at least you did right by your children.

[Vertrag]

Knowing getting caught would be a really big deal have devised some safety tips I would like to pass along and hopefully you guys/girls (some of our favorite providers are married as well) will add tips as well. This has worked well in the past with many great reports on how to avoid Mr. Leo.

1. First is all other safety tips in general are more important than ever. Get caught in a sting and it is not just a minor law infraction when this news makes it's way through your family.

2. My SO can smell better than a Blood Hound. 6 hours after a visit with a Provider she can smell it. A trip to my favorite oil us up Massage place is a sure "When did you start using baby oil" question. You get the picture it is not as obvious as lip stick on the collar but still a question you do know know how to answer. In an emergency I have stopped at the gas station and spilled gas on me for cover. Keep fresh clothes stashed and never leave a stain. Wash the family clothes once in a while so when you head for the washing mashine it is not a shock. Plus you get extra points for helping around the house.

3. Try to never lie. If what you are saying is not true your SO can probably tell. Have a good reason to be on SOBT if that is where you are. There is a Home Depot there for example and I would really go there and come back with the store bag. We do not get to just jump in the car and go cruising, it has to all be part of a safe plan.

4. Hobbies (along with mongering) can be great escapes and covers. Fishing works for me but lots of other Hobbies can work as well. I think my next Hobbie may be Bird Watching. To boring for everyone else but takes me where ever I want to go.

5. The monger mobile. The SO wanted to know why I was so interested in a bench seat when I bought my truck. I was a little woried at first since our first acts of passion as teens were in such a seat. Thankfully I had a valid reason. Never go home without a good inspection of the monger mobile. I now have a jewelry collection I am saving till enough for a pawn shop visit, of coarse to fund PFP. Also have found crack pipes and even money. Again with the smell, have some ozone spray and keep air fresheners there at all times.

6. Monger Phone. Have a phone that you have purchased with cash and only fill with minutes bought with cash - and never use a discount card or store card when making the purchase.

7. Consider a storage unit. Six months can be paid for the cost of one CL visit. Advantages - you can store freshener, clothes, Tide, your monger phone, a bag with toiletries, anything that might be embarassing to have in your car when the family goes on an outing - and it is safer to launder smelly clothes at lunch rather than at home. (This is especially important if you don't smoke and visit Strip Clubs occasionally.) Make sure it is close to home or work so you can easily stop by on your way in/out. Pay with cash - prepay for several months and don't give them your correct address. They will require ID to rent to you, but don't let them put in your home address (or use an old ID).

8. Get a membership at a franchised GYM (or the YMCA - most are open 5am-10pm). You can shower on the way home. Also, start working out every day - and when you miss a workout occasionally - you have additional time for mongering - especially if you match it up to other time you have available.

[Retired Gfe]

Good post BTW HB!

Make sure you delete your emails, clean your cache, delete your cell phone. Check for hair or make-up before you leave. Shower if need be. I often offer this. Carry around baby wipes and your favorite cologne. Trust me, us ladies want you to stay safe too.

5. The monger mobile. The SO wanted to know why I was so interested in a bench seat when I bought my truck. I was a little woried at first since our first acts of passion as teens were in such a seat. Thankfully I had a valid reason. Never go home without a good inspection of the monger mobile. I now have a jewelry collection I am saving till enough for a pawn shop visit, of coarse to fund PFP. Also have found crack pipes and even money. Again with the smell, have some ozone spray and keep air fresheners there at all times.

[Cassberry]

There is a show on Showtime called Confessions of a call girl. In the first show she went over things a good provider does to protect the client. Water proof makeup does not come off as easy. Mens Deodorant. No striper glitter. These are simple things that would be something to talk to a regular about. If you are SWing you are on your own with whatever jumps in the car.

[Jay7005]

[QUOTE=Hairball]Post #200

I will add more as I think of them and hope you will too.

Gasoline: I laughed out loud on the gasoline. Have done the same myself. Gas overpowers any smell and is easy to explain.

Showers: if you are a member of a local gym or YMCA, its a great place to shower off without attracting too much attention.

MPs: I have had great experiences asking for the TS at the end to wash away any smell of lotion. One massage studio in WP has private showers but the local talent is unique. Not for everyone.

Cars: keep the car clean at all times. Easier to spot something left behind.

Thats all for now. Be careful!

Jay

[Malabar]

I will add more as I think of them and hope you will too. HB

How about just not playing? Robin Williams: Divorce: Latin for ripping a man's genitals out through his wallet.

If you're gonna run jump and play, just get divorced and get it over with. Hopefully, you'll get off cheaper.

Mal

[Hairball]

Post #200 and I wanted to pass this milestone with something a little different. Should this be a dumb idea please say so and I will drop into the abis of rejection, delete this thread, and go bang my wife.
First of all I want to admit, yes I am a rat bastard for cheating on my SO.

Knowing getting caught would be a really big deal have devised some safety tips I would like to pass along and hopefully you guys/girls (some of our favorite providers are married as well) will add tips as well. This has worked well in the past with many great reports on how to avoid Mr. Leo.

1. First is all other safety tips in general are more important than ever. Get caught in a sting and it is not just a minor law infraction when this news makes it's way through your family.

2. My SO can smell better than a Blood Hound. 6 hours after a visit with a Provider she can smell it. A trip to my favorite oil us up Massage place is a sure "When did you start using baby oil" question. You get the picture it is not as obvious as lip stick on the collar but still a question you do know know how to answer. In an emergency I have stopped at the gas station and spilled gas on me for cover. Keep fresh clothes stashed and never leave a stain. Wash the family clothes once in a while so when you head for the washing mashine it is not a shock. Plus you get extra points for helping around the house.

3. Try to never lie. If what you are saying is not true your SO can probably tell. Have a good reason to be on SOBT if that is where you are. There is a Home Depot there for example and I would really go there and come back with the store bag. We do not get to just jump in the car and go cruising, it has to all be part of a safe plan.

4. Hobbies (along with mongering) can be great escapes and covers. Fishing works for me but lots of other Hobbies can work as well. I think my next Hobbie may be Bird Watching. To boring for everyone else but takes me where ever I want to go.

I will add more as I think of them and hope you will too. HB

5. The monger mobile. The SO wanted to know why I was so interested in a bench seat when I bought my truck. I was a little woried at first since our first acts of passion as teens were in such a seat. Thankfully I had a valid reason. Never go home without a good inspection of the monger mobile. I now have a jewelry collection I am saving till enough for a pawn shop visit, of coarse to fund PFP. Also have found crack pipes and even money. Again with the smell, have some ozone spray and keep air fresheners there at all times.