Massage Parlor Reports

[SnowBlow]

Everyone's raving about Cici. I must have booked a fake Cici weeks ago. I scheduled an appointment and the "Cici" that greeted me wasn't attractive at all. Older, blondish hair, slim but with a "botox face", or kinda looked like one. Massage and service was okay.

[Cobalt Blue]

First I'm going to cry. Then I am going to visit the phantom super hot chick that only JustASquare knows about! And then I am going to cry again. Cici is such a gem. Love that lady!

A reliable source who wishes to remain anonymous has informed me that there is a good chance Cici will reappear in a few weeks. I will wait.

[Doug2323]

Cici is leaving Tuesday. What'll we do now?

Rumor is back mid-September.

[Spunk907]

Cici is leaving Tuesday. What'll we do now?

First I'm going to cry. Then I am going to visit the phantom super hot chick that only JustASquare knows about! And then I am going to cry again. Cici is such a gem. Love that lady!

[SnowBlow]

Jenny at VIP is a winner. Young (probably 30 ish), pretty, slim body with the right curves, silky smooth skin, jet black hair and a pleasing personality, well worth the visit.

Massage was pretty good especially if you have lower back soreness. She'll leave in 10 days. Go and treat her right.

[Cobalt Blue]

Cici is leaving Tuesday. What'll we do now?

[Steel Deel]

I know I'm sorry but I'm not the only one. She has been here awhile and it's a commonly spoken about place. I like the smaller spinner type with natural tits (no ladyboys for me and yes they are here fellas) and this gal fit the bill 100%.

Ladyboys! That's odd. I have never come across a layboy in any AMP I've been too, in various states. Anyway, are you going to at least name the establishment you met your spinner in? If not, why even bother with the post? Seems kind of pointless.

[JustASquare]

Well, that's not very helpful.

I know I'm sorry but I'm not the only one. She has been here awhile and it's a commonly spoken about place. I like the smaller spinner type with natural tits (no ladyboys for me and yes they are here fellas) and this gal fit the bill 100%.

[Cobalt Blue]

You guys know how to keep the best for yourself! I won't say who or where but Omfg.

Well, that's not very helpful.

[JustASquare]

You guys know how to keep the best for yourself! I won't say who or where but Omfg.

[Alaska Man]

I'd rather drive a Mercedes than a Hyundai any day.

I have met a few named Mercedes but never one named Hyundai. A Porsche or two. I do have a thing for Korean so I would not mind trying a Kia. Range Rover? As long as the suspension / steering is tight and responsive and she has been waxed and lubed.

[Steel Deel]

The way it works at an AMP is that the girls take turns answering the door so they get equal chances at getting fresh customers. Many businesses use this rotation system, especially for salespeople. However, if a customer asks for someone in particular, the rotation system goes out the door. This is not unfair; in fact, it is the height of fairness. It rewards those who work harder. This Yoyo may not have a great command of English but I guarantee she understands the word "NO!" spoken very firmly. I know because I've had to let her know twice in that fashion. I am not being discourteous or breaking the rules of the house. It is simply that as a customer supporting a business, I am not going to settle for sixth best because I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. I'd rather drive a Mercedes than a Hyundai any day.

It wasn't so much that I was being concerned for her feelings, because just a few weeks ago, I had to do that same such thing when I had asked for Coco, and Mia tried to take the appointment instead. Based on my previous experience with Coco, I was confident that once she saw that it was me, she would not have objected to taking the appointment. I have no previous experience or history with Cici, so in this situation, my thinking was that since I had specifically asked for and confirmed an appointment with Cici over the phone, I was expecting to be greeted by her, and when I wasn't, that thought occurred to me, that maybe she just wasn't feeling up for it at the moment. Which, if that was the case, I didn't want to force the issue, because that could make for an unremarkable session. I ended up getting that anyway, so, in hindsight, I probably should have just left when I saw that Cici wasn't going to be helping me. It's all good though, as far as experiences go, this wasn't even a bad one. Just a ho-hum one. We all get those every now and then.

[Cobalt Blue]

Went to Ace today. Called ahead to set up a time, and asked if Cici was available. I was told yes. Arrived, and was let in by an older woman, and led to the room. I knew she was NOT Cici, so I reminded the woman that I was the guy that scheduled the appointment for that time. She looked at me kind of confused and then said okay. She left the room, so I disrobed and just as I was getting on the table, the same lady returned. At this point, I didn't have a stomach for protesting, and I got the feeling she wouldn't understand me anyway, so I just accepted my draw. I also understand that these ladies are probably servicing strange men all day, and that it's possible Cici may have asked the other lady, "Can you take this next one". Who knows.

Anyway, during the massage, I asked the woman's name, and, she turned out to be Yoyo. For those that said Yoyo tries to pass herself off as Cici, that may be true, but I think it's highly likely that she just doesn't understand 98 percent of what's being said to her, and her standard response are yes and okay. I'm guessing she's 60'ish. She does look good relative to her age, but she IS old. I'd wager that in her day, she was a straight up smoke show. She's not very engaging, and I attribute that mostly to the language barrier. I will say that she does give a pretty solid massage though. I hold a lot of my tension in my upper back, and shoulders (traps), and she was getting in there with her elbows. I appreciated that. On the flip, she asked if I wanted boom boom, but I just opted for the standard ending. Told her I'd give her. 4, she wanted. 6. I didn't feel like haggling, and she did give an above average massage, so I agreed..

The way it works at an AMP is that the girls take turns answering the door so they get equal chances at getting fresh customers. Many businesses use this rotation system, especially for salespeople. However, if a customer asks for someone in particular, the rotation system goes out the door. This is not unfair; in fact, it is the height of fairness. It rewards those who work harder. This Yoyo may not have a great command of English but I guarantee she understands the word "NO!" spoken very firmly. I know because I've had to let her know twice in that fashion. I am not being discourteous or breaking the rules of the house. It is simply that as a customer supporting a business, I am not going to settle for sixth best because I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. I'd rather drive a Mercedes than a Hyundai any day.

[Steel Deel]

Went to Ace today. Called ahead to set up a time, and asked if Cici was available. I was told yes. Arrived, and was let in by an older woman, and led to the room. I knew she was NOT Cici, so I reminded the woman that I was the guy that scheduled the appointment for that time. She looked at me kind of confused and then said okay. She left the room, so I disrobed and just as I was getting on the table, the same lady returned. At this point, I didn't have a stomach for protesting, and I got the feeling she wouldn't understand me anyway, so I just accepted my draw. I also understand that these ladies are probably servicing strange men all day, and that it's possible Cici may have asked the other lady, "Can you take this next one". Who knows.

Anyway, during the massage, I asked the woman's name, and, she turned out to be Yoyo. For those that said Yoyo tries to pass herself off as Cici, that may be true, but I think it's highly likely that she just doesn't understand 98 percent of what's being said to her, and her standard response are yes and okay. I'm guessing she's 60'ish. She does look good relative to her age, but she IS old. I'd wager that in her day, she was a straight up smoke show. She's not very engaging, and I attribute that mostly to the language barrier. I will say that she does give a pretty solid massage though. I hold a lot of my tension in my upper back, and shoulders (traps), and she was getting in there with her elbows. I appreciated that. On the flip, she asked if I wanted boom boom, but I just opted for the standard ending. Told her I'd give her. 4, she wanted. 6. I didn't feel like haggling, and she did give an above average massage, so I agreed. While she was wood handling, I tried chatting her up some more, just to get a little eye contact, and connection, and I might as well have been uttering pure gibberish. She thought I was trying to instruct her, and it was totally throwing her off her technique. It took me a little while to get her back on her rhythm, but eventually I arrived at my destination. She did give me a nice compliment as I was getting dressed, which caught me off guard because of how detached she seemed through the whole session. Overall the session felt a little awkward, and I definitely won't repeat. I knew I was due for one of these. Ya win some, and ya lose some.

[Cobalt Blue]

The other girl is Yoyo. Honestly not a bad time. Excellent massage. That's funny she is trying to impersonate Cici though. It must be tough to work alongside Cici because anyone who walks through that door and sees them standing together is going to choose Cici based on looks every time. I might extend the benefit of the doubt to Yoyo though and say she doesn't understand a word anyone is saying. Her English skills are zero. You could ask for Sandra Bullock and she would probably nod and escort you to the room.

I'd take Cici over Sandra Bullock.