Massage Parlor Reports

**Hand Deliver** · 12-09-09 21:25

I responded to this new CL ad (posted in Adult vs. Therapeutic section): "Asian Bodywork (Worcester) 'New management, New face', Clean, comfortable, special rates for first three customers please call 508-688-2575.' I did not include the ad's pic because it was a fake of a young AMP.. Because the ad mentioned Worcester, I wondered if it was the crummy place on Lake St. I called, but could not understand a darn word the woman said. I did hear Shrewsbury, but could not tell if that meant the street name in Worcester, or, even though it should not be, but, did it mean the Town.

After a lengthy set of shortly phrased questions, and careful listening, I learned the "new" place was not in Worcester as advertised, but was in fact in Shrewsbury. Then, after more prompting, I hear the key words: "Rt 9" and "blue house". As most of you are likely aware, I'm no genius, but, that sure sounded to me like where the fairly useless Mei Mei bodyworks place is (was?). Mei times two has long advertized as itself, and in Shrewsbury.

Met by Jessica, who said she had been there one day. No need for details to describe the bottom line: poor massage technique, poor HE technique, lack of communication skills, full of complaints while doing the HE (a turnoff), left a number of times to answer phone and door. I saw no other providers there. Place was still unclean, except she had a clean linen on the table.

Something old, something new, something borrowed, I was worried that I was going to leave with balls that were blue....it was the same old lackluster Mei Mei, in a repackaged ad. Do I intend to repeat ? I will leave that mystery be solved by you mongerers.

Damage .6 (guess I was not one of the first three customers) + .3
Elapsed time 50 minutes (I was ready to go sooner, but needed to pop)
Cleanliness 5
Technique HE 4
Technique Backrub 4
Looks 5/6

Regards,
HD

**Tuglover1** · 12-03-09 01:41

Originally Posted by Iamme Iam

Its been almost a year and a half since I started this new thread, wanted to say thanks for all the activity. Noticed we just hit 50 postings, I know I sure appreciate the info, and am sure a few notes have saved members a wasted trip with no fun at the end. I hope with all the stress in visiting Providence, that we can step up our local activity level. If anyone has new info, and you are unsure of posting ( for safety from LE eyes), don't forget, there are more than a few senior members on this thread to run info by to determine what or how to post it. Thanks again to all!

I also wanted to note that on the same night that my buddy and I tried Asian Bodywork on Lake Ave, we also scouted out the place in Shrewsbury that someone mentioned in an earlier post. I believe the place is called Mei Mei Bodywork. It was closed when we checked it out but is located right off rte.9 in a building that is set back from the street. Pretty sneaky little spot, definitely under the radar. I believe that poster said that he received a HE there although he gave a bad review of the place. Maybe I'll TOFTT and check it out.

**Iamme Iam** · 12-02-09 21:50

Its been almost a year and a half since I started this new thread, wanted to say thanks for all the activity. Noticed we just hit 50 postings, I know I sure appreciate the info, and am sure a few notes have saved members a wasted trip with no fun at the end. I hope with all the stress in visiting Providence, that we can step up our local activity level. If anyone has new info, and you are unsure of posting ( for safety from LE eyes), don't forget, there are more than a few senior members on this thread to run info by to determine what or how to post it. Thanks again to all!

**NewAgain** · 12-01-09 15:20

She was fairly tall...probably mid thirties.

Sung Le or Soon Me, or Fook Me.

Some sort of two name-name.

Nimbus?

Originally Posted by Dan Wesson

Nuguy,

Did you catch her name? How were her looks? I am a visual guy so body and looks are important to me.

I should mention that Nimbus is not too far out of the way from Worcester and the service is pretty much guaranteed, though looks and skills can vary. They have some little petite thing there now (see Boston CL therapeutic) which I have not sampled yet.

**Dan Wesson** · 12-01-09 06:47

Nuguy,

Did you catch her name? How were her looks? I am a visual guy so body and looks are important to me.

I should mention that Nimbus is not too far out of the way from Worcester and the service is pretty much guaranteed, though looks and skills can vary. They have some little petite thing there now (see Boston CL therapeutic) which I have not sampled yet.

Originally Posted by Nuguy

I got the new girl, there two weeks..roaming was allowed, and the entire 30 minutes was spent around the region of good feelings (tush, taint, etc)

**Monger Mgmt** · 11-30-09 20:13

Originally Posted by Tuglover1

Stopped by Asian Body Work on Lake Ave in Worcester (in the building to the left of Sneakerama) after Thanksgiving dinner today. Looked legit from the street and from the craigslist adds they have been posting. Immediately upon entering I was turned off. Let's just say this place is below par all around. Place looked like a fly by night crack den (minus the fun). Straight up shit hole. I could have slapped together a better set up in my garage with a couple pieces of ply wood. Went for it anyway. 60 for an hour, 40 for a half. Figured it was a guarantee HE. Boy was I wrong. ***** leaves the room and I get undressed, almost looked surprised that I was wearing my birthday suite when she re-entered, odd? So I lay down and she starts with the worst massage I've ever received either at an AMP or in my personal life. Probably could have done better myself by rubbing up against a door knob. She SUCKED! (without any of the actually sucking I was hoping for). So, I'm waiting for the flip in anticipation to just leave this shit hole but it never comes. Timer goes off and she says, "Okay, time up. " I almost lost it but tried to be considerate and simply asked, "no finish? Giving the designated hand gesture. " She replied, "No not here, only massage. " I almost laughed in her face and walked out shaking my head. Poster on the wall said, "tips are appreciated" LOL, ya right! Not in this life time.

So my boy just wrote what you read, this was a two man mission for dirt in the worcester county area and we thought this was a promising spot. We popped in earlier in the night to see what the deal was and two 30+ woman popped out from room not so discretely covered by black linen. They told us"come back in half hour" So we drove to the atm and headed back for what we were hoping was going to be great laugh. I used to live in Prov, and am familiar with the AMP scene out there which blows this place out of the water. In short no table shower, AWFUL massage which focused only on back and a no longer than 2 minutes rubbing outer ass cheek. Propped my brown hole right up in this broads face (if I knew there was no happy ending I would of blown a nice thanksgivings day fart in her face.) I may sound like an asshole as I'm typing this but I was very polite to the girl. At around the 25 minute mark I was starting to wonder is this ever going to happen, so I tried to turn around and she stopped me. She then left and returned with a hot towel which she just wiped my back with. Timer goes off and she says "ok all done" I was flabbergasted, I rolled over and was like "uhhh you do the front? " she says "oh no" I offered her a tip but she declined. Other things worth noting she took a phone call one minute in, and on a 1-10 scale she was a 3 tops and she was the better looking of the two. Save Your Money.

Tug,

Well done! Thanks for TOFTT. Most importantly, how was the monger management at this fine establishment?

Your boy,

Monger MGMT

**NewAgain** · 11-30-09 00:01

I got the new girl, there two weeks..roaming was allowed, and the entire 30 minutes was spent around the region of good feelings (tush, taint, etc)

Originally Posted by Hw Johnny

I too went to Exit 4 recently (Wednesday night. Day before the previous post about Exit 4). I agree that there are no beauty contestants there. I'm not sure who I got, but she was not good. (older looking. Wider face and not as pretty as mama-san). (Last visit about 6 weeks ago, was a early 30s k-girl, kind of cute, and much better. Read on).

She started by covering me with the towel. Attempts by me to remove the towel were answered by her putting the towel back on. HE was uninspired. She kept telling me to hurry. I wanted to see her undressed a bit. She told me. 8 for that. WTF? Attempts to roam where also denied.

I ended the session early, unsatisfied, and without tipping. I doubt I'll be back.

**Jimmy Pratt** · 11-29-09 13:49

Nice to see a newer member posting very useful information, rather than asking for it. Even though the place is a 'must-miss', the review was both entertaining and helpful - I will obviously save my time and money when in the Worcester area.

Thanks for contributing, and hope you have a better opportunity elsewhere soon! Try the Oxford place (exit 4) or Susie in Marlborough if you want the full release, and let us know how it goes!

JP

Originally Posted by Tuglover1

At around the 25 minute mark I was starting to wonder is this ever going to happen, so I tried to turn around and she stopped me. She then left and returned with a hot towel which she just wiped my back with. Timer goes off and she says "ok all done" I was flabbergasted, I rolled over and was like "uhhh you do the front? " she says "oh no" I offered her a tip but she declined. Other things worth noting she took a phone call one minute in, and on a 1-10 scale she was a 3 tops and she was the better looking of the two. Save Your Money.

**Dan Wesson** · 11-29-09 09:19

Tug,

Too bad you didn't see my report in the Boston section. I only made one trip there and had the same experience. Funny review though!

Generally slim pickins in the Worcester area, unless someone is holding back on a review! Exit 4 is about your only choice and given the last review, that may have become hit or miss.

**Tuglover1** · 11-27-09 00:59

Stopped by Asian Body Work on Lake Ave in Worcester (in the building to the left of Sneakerama) after Thanksgiving dinner today. Looked legit from the street and from the craigslist adds they have been posting. Immediately upon entering I was turned off. Let's just say this place is below par all around. Place looked like a fly by night crack den (minus the fun). Straight up shit hole. I could have slapped together a better set up in my garage with a couple pieces of ply wood. Went for it anyway. 60 for an hour, 40 for a half. Figured it was a guarantee HE. Boy was I wrong. ***** leaves the room and I get undressed, almost looked surprised that I was wearing my birthday suite when she re-entered, odd? So I lay down and she starts with the worst massage I've ever received either at an AMP or in my personal life. Probably could have done better myself by rubbing up against a door knob. She SUCKED! (without any of the actually sucking I was hoping for). So, I'm waiting for the flip in anticipation to just leave this shit hole but it never comes. Timer goes off and she says, "Okay, time up. " I almost lost it but tried to be considerate and simply asked, "no finish? Giving the designated hand gesture. " She replied, "No not here, only massage. " I almost laughed in her face and walked out shaking my head. Poster on the wall said, "tips are appreciated" LOL, ya right! Not in this life time.

So my boy just wrote what you read, this was a two man mission for dirt in the worcester county area and we thought this was a promising spot. We popped in earlier in the night to see what the deal was and two 30+ woman popped out from room not so discretely covered by black linen. They told us"come back in half hour" So we drove to the atm and headed back for what we were hoping was going to be great laugh. I used to live in Prov, and am familiar with the AMP scene out there which blows this place out of the water. In short no table shower, AWFUL massage which focused only on back and a no longer than 2 minutes rubbing outer ass cheek. Propped my brown hole right up in this broads face (if I knew there was no happy ending I would of blown a nice thanksgivings day fart in her face.) I may sound like an asshole as I'm typing this but I was very polite to the girl. At around the 25 minute mark I was starting to wonder is this ever going to happen, so I tried to turn around and she stopped me. She then left and returned with a hot towel which she just wiped my back with. Timer goes off and she says "ok all done" I was flabbergasted, I rolled over and was like "uhhh you do the front? " she says "oh no" I offered her a tip but she declined. Other things worth noting she took a phone call one minute in, and on a 1-10 scale she was a 3 tops and she was the better looking of the two. Save Your Money.

**Hw Johnny** · 11-26-09 11:03

I too went to Exit 4 recently (Wednesday night. Day before the previous post about Exit 4). I agree that there are no beauty contestants there. I'm not sure who I got, but she was not good. (older looking. Wider face and not as pretty as mama-san). (Last visit about 6 weeks ago, was a early 30s k-girl, kind of cute, and much better. Read on).

She started by covering me with the towel. Attempts by me to remove the towel were answered by her putting the towel back on. HE was uninspired. She kept telling me to hurry. I wanted to see her undressed a bit. She told me. 8 for that. WTF? Attempts to roam where also denied.

I ended the session early, unsatisfied, and without tipping. I doubt I'll be back.

**NewAgain** · 11-24-09 22:24

Took a trip to exit 4. No beauty contests will be won there, but man. The attention and following of instructions were terrific. 1/2 plus. 4 tip (tried. 2 but was pleaded up) have to say. She wasn't the only one with roaming hands.

**Jimmy Pratt** · 11-22-09 12:47

Check out my review on Boston thread - this is Susie, who moved from a different location in Marlboro. Similar to Waltham places, decent massage and almost certain HE unless you give off the Leo vibe. You will never see anyone who looks like the girl in the picture, though...

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...postcount=5478

I would recommend when you can't get to your fav. should be .6 + tip (no haggle)

JP

Originally Posted by ARegularGuy

Anyone tried the new AMP in Marlboro that runs ads on CL? Any info would be appreciated.
ARG

**ARegularGuy** · 11-20-09 18:32

Anyone tried the new AMP in Marlboro that runs ads on CL? Any info would be appreciated.
ARG

**Jimmy Pratt** · 11-05-09 22:28

I, too, found myself in Oxford today so decided to give them a call.
They told me to come right over. I drew "Tina", who I think was the one who answered the phone. I was pressed for time, so uncharacteristically asked for the 30 minute massage.

Tina is not a young spinner type - I'd say about 40. Face and body were average all around, and frankly not memorable. Not unattractive or anything, but not the type who gets me all hot and bothered.
She collected .4 and left me to get undressed. When she came back I was lying face down undraped and she gently rubbed me, asking if I wanted strong, medium, or ... soft... hmmmm? I said "first, strong", then she finished my sentence with a laugh and said "then soft, right?"

As promised by others here, no beating around the bush, eh?
Strong massage was very good (wished I had more time to get a full hour), and I especially liked her use of forearms and elbows to work the upper and lower back.

She gave the full 1/2 hour, with a flip about 25 minutes in. Here's a novel idea: right at the beginning, the phone rang, and I was surprised to hear her answer it using a bluetooth earpiece that I never noticed under her hair. This allowed her to keep both hands on me, and she set up an appointment with one of y'all for 3 o'clock without stopping my massage.
If you gotta get interrupted by the phone, I guess this was the best possible way to do it!

Great post-flip technique with appropriate amount of tease for the allotted time. I was in the zone, so I can't say exactly what it was she was doing, but her attention to the boys, chest, taint, and thighs with one hand was amazingly well-coordinated with the non-stop pumping with the other hand. Didn't take long for me to finish, and she almost had me hitting the ceiling with her perfect 'milking' of the pop. If you've read my past reports, you know that is my biggest pet-peeve - gotta finish the job at hand!

After, she got 2 hot towels - one for the front, and the other for my back since she had me flip without any clean-up. She got me a cup of water and I finished dressing while she changed the linens(paper). I gave her .2 tip and she walked me out. On my way out, I saw the other provider, who actually looked even older than her.

The bottom line is that this place is another fine Waltham alternative - good attitude, good location, clean room, and good service.
I usually only go for a full hour when I go to an AMP, but really couldn't spare the time today, so I was glad that the half-hour version was not disappointing.
I would recommend to anyone wanting both decent massage and no-haggle endings. Just don't expect a 20-something spinner to get the juices flowing.

JP