Massage Parlor Reports

[TwistedBrother]

I would have put this on the general board in the past, but looks like this is becoming accepted massage forum. Also apologize for the lateness, as I visited your berg 3 weeks ago.

Went to Green Haven hoping to get great service I had a year earlier, minus the forgetting to bring my wallet which led to my thinking I'd lost it there instead of the actual having left it at my hotel (I posted about it then).

RTFF and looked at Backpage and decided to go for what I knew. A few girls were occupied when I got there late on weekend night, but two girls were available and I wound up picking JeJe, who had been advertised on backpage that week as having been new.

Well, I'm going to make it short and say she was a disappointment. She was FS, but didn't do BBBJ, AR, GFE, DATY or even FIV. And it wasn't that she was some cynical veteran trying to rip me off ... but rather seemed very much a giggling newbie. Decent tatas, but few other redeeming features. Pix on back page make her look better than she really is. I would not recommend. Dropped .4 + 1.2 before I knew she would be mediocre. Her english was so poor that she couldn't understand my request to use the bathroom. She also tried to dry me off from the TS while I was still lying on the table! n00b.

[Rojolo]

Was in the Champions Forrest area this week and decided to try something different for me. So I hit up the Good Relaxing Spa based on a few of your recommendations. One thing I have not tried yet is asking for a line-up when I go in. One of these days I will learn. Was met inside the door by JoJo who walked me back to the room. Told her I wanted a massage, she said. 5. I peeled off 3 Jacks and handed them too her with a couple of Grants and said that I would also like whatever else was on the menu. She went to the front & I began the disrobe. She came back and told me to finish. What, no change? Hmm. I know, like I should expect it.

We went to the TS and went through the usual. Felt nice, did well on the flip and I will say I was dutifully cleaned. Proceeded back to the room and began want I can only describe as a half hearted attempt at a massage. Little bit of rub, got to the butt and started tickling the hairs down there with a reach under sometimes as well. Now I am a big fan of play in the area (see previous posts) and she was quick to figure that out. The only problem lied in the fact that that is where she stayed for a while. After a while I just told her she could continue with the backrub. Must have got to her a bit as there was more feeling in it this time around and she even did the back walk and got a few snap, crackle pops in areas I can't get to, so that was very nice.

On the flip, no more massage, except for little Rojo. As she started in to it, I motioned for her to come on up for a little DATY. She wasn't down with it at all. Threw on the coat and started with a cbj that could have taken the chrome off for sure. Very enthusiastic. Feeling the fuse begin to light, figured it was time for business. Had her hop on for some cg and tried to go for the boobilages. Once again, was having any of it.

Now comes my question for you my very senior members. Is that usual? Do you ever push the issue further? See, I am a tit man, which is weird since I like Asian persuasion as well and B's are the norm there. But I love the eraser heads and love to chew a bit. Any suggestions there?

So I decide to mix it up a bit and head for a position best known as the Lotus Flower for a while. She seemed to enjoy it a bit, but now I felt we couldn't have that, since I didn't get my way. Juvenile, I know, but it is my hard earned out there. So I carried her over in to the mish for a bit, gave her some bunny ears aaannnddd that's a wrap. Not another word was spoken, quick kiss and we're gone.

In conclusion, girl's looks was a 7 with a pair of A's, massage was a 5 (being generous there for the back cracks), experience was a 7 all in all (finished so that counts for something). All in all doubt if I will go back. The TL seemed much more accommodating to me and it's not as far.

Hope all is well and Santa brings you what you want.

I am out.

[Andy Crew]

Gentlemen,

Long time hobbyist here. Will be visiting your town in the next few weeks. I've been reading the forum and noted several good MPs. I read that there are a few hit and miss between getting a HJ/rub down and fs. If anyone has any further details or suggestions for MPs, reliable CL providers, please pm me.

If anyone will be down south in ms or tn area, pm me and I'll return the favor. As always round of drinks on me for long time senior members in this board. Thanks.

Be safe

AC

[Jensen Ist]

Is there a whole block of spas in Houston? I kinda of recall a group of businesses near each other like the ones in Dallas in the Emerald area?

This is my first post on this forum, I hope its helpful to you.

If you're in the NW part (1960 area) , you can pick just about any block and you'll stumble upon a spa.

Here's one spa who was bold or reckless enough to put the map location, girls (R-rated pics of tities), Rooms (preview) and even rates $.6 for the "service".

I don't know how long that page will be live (L.E job couldn't get any easier), but here's the link

http://www.spa1960.com/girls.html

and just accross the street from it there are 2 more spas (QQ Nights and something else, both I think are own by the same dude).

The area is very spa saturated, hope I've helped.

[Magic J]

Is there a whole block of spas in Houston? I kinda of recall a group of businesses near each other like the ones in Dallas in the Emerald area?

[BlackHawk101]

Some of these are not pulling up on google. Wondering how Colle rates to others in area?

[Bored Husband]

Will be in Houston and would like to visit a place with descent ladies and good service. This will be my 1st time so any suggestions or advice would be nice. Would prefer a place ib west South Houston.

Thanks

[BabyHuey]

Latina Spas have already been discussed recently. Scroll down the page and read. Magnolia's is a latina spa that is on a street that starts with a "D", but I'm not sure it's Dashwood. Anyway it's behind Sharpstown mall, by the King Kong (I think) club. If you go north on Fondren from Bellaire, make a right at the Whataburger. Magnolia's will be straight ahead on the right, next to a liquor store. If there are people hanging around outside, drive on by, they will bug you for money, and fuck with your car if you don't give them any.

[Bored Husband]

Any places available with descent girls, descent full service, on the west side of Houston or towards Galveston? Will be my first time so rookie friendly would also be nice. PM if you would like.

Thanks for any info

[Txrocker832]

Fukin' spas are everywhere. Is there something special you are looking for?

Well 1. something closer to where I live/work

and

2. the rumored spa on dashwood (as dashwood is mostly a latin community)

3. latina spas

[BabyHuey]

Fukin' spas are everywhere. Is there something special you are looking for?

[Txrocker832]

I heard a while back that there was a spa somewhere in the SW on Dashwood

Any info on this?

[A Knucklehead]

Was in town for a day, without much extra time. I finally broke free and had a couple hours before my flight, so I TOFTT at a place called Crystal R***xation up on the North Side. I didn't have time to research fully, but I gambled anyway. Apparently, it has only been open a couple months. It is in an older shopping ctr, but looking at the inside of the place you would think you were in a brand new building.

The reception area is blocked off by a huge piece of plate glass with a hole in it big enough to slide your money through. This gorgeous young white brunette (mid to late 20's) came to the window in lingerie to collect the fee. They asked for $. 5, for (45 min) which concerned me, but I asked if it was "all inclusive" to which she replied yes. So I took a leap of faith and entered putting 8 Jacksons through the hole.

The rooms were beautifully decorated and everything smelled new. She told me to get comfortable and she would be back to give me a table shower. This is the first place I have ever had a table shower that was not an AMP. Gave a nice barehanded table shower, and after the flip and a little playing with the boys she told me the house rules:

1) We can talk about sex all we want in the shower room and what we would like to do in the massage room, just so she knows what our desires are. Once we are in the room if we say anything about sex, the show is over. They are afraid of recorders and in the shower room, they can tell if you have a recorder or not.

2) No kissing on the lips

3) Absolutely no bareback for anything

4) No fingers in any cavity.

5) No speaking Greek.

She then started talking about tips. To which I said. Whoa! What happened to the "all inclusive"? She assured me that it was all inclusive and I would enjoy myself even if I didn't tip, however, it is like a restaurant, when you tip you get better service. To which I replied, when I go to a restaurant I usually don't tip until after I see what kind of service I get, and if you really float my boat I am not opposed to sending more your way, since it looks like I have already given you a Hamilton when you didn't give me any change. I told her I was looking for 50/50, to which she says great, lets go to the room!

I don't want to make it sound like she was a *itch, because she was extremely nice but obviously in it for the money (big revelation! ) and was trying to get as much as she could that she didn't have to share with the house.

Well, massage room is a misnomer, because there was no massage at all. She took off her lingerie to reveal a nice pear shaped figure, her tatas were probably a "b" cup, and the kitty was shaved, but had that Don Johnson, Miami Vice stubble. She started out with a cbj and had me solid as a rock in no time, she hopped up on the table, and through sign language asked for some 69, to which through whispering in my ear, told me no saliva near the kitty. So she proceeded to give me some bangin' cg, until she had an O, or at least she claimed. She asked if I wanted to be on top, to which I accepted that mission, and with that nice tight kitty, busted my nut with little effort. After I finished, we laid there and had a nice conversation, I don't know if a multiple pop was available because, I get bored with it after my nut blows the first time.

I ended up dropping another Jackson for the tip, all in all a great time, I am sure she would have liked more, but was not nasty about it.

Place: 10 Girl Looks: 8 Girl Personality: 10 Girl Service: 8 Massage: 0 Return Visit? : Definitely. I wish they had clean places like this in Philly Total spent: 9 Jacksons

[DrGori]

Is there an AMP in the Clear Lake area? Is there any action at all around Clear Lake?

[Nfreefall]

Just some info for you guys. The good time spa was raided today around 2:30 PM.

Don't know the status but I wanted to relay the word.