Massage Parlor Reports

[YoHimBeBrother]

I agree, $150 is about right.

Close. Should be $150 at most. Some of these places that say they charge 160 will take 150 without saying a word about it. GT, Dream, GH, etc.

[Cazikng]

Weirdest thing ever happened a few weeks ago.

Went to Asian Dolls to check out what the scene was like, despite a mediocre previous report. Walked in, lady in charge quotes the house fee at 0.6. Not my first time at an AMP, so I kind of know the protocol. She shows me into a room, i smile and give her ass a little squeeze and she looks at me in shock as if I branded her with a hot iron. She asks to see my DL, but I had left my wallet in the car (brought only what I needed with me).

She sends in a girl 4/10 (she had a moustache!) who seemed pleasant if nothing else. Starts with the massage and does a fairly decent job. i tell her it feels good and she was bowled over by the compliment. The towel slides off and a little attention to the boys but she seemed shy even though I let her know what I was in the mood for. She let my hands roam wherever they wanted to.

40 mins later I hear the lady in charge saying something to her through the door. She leaves the room, comes back, words with the lady in charge through the door again. Lady in charge comes in, hands me my money, and says I should leave now. I figure something is about to happen and that I don't want to find out the details. Got dressed and left. As I head out the door I see a guy 40-ish, white shirt and dockers holding the door open and saying something to a buddy trying to park an SUV.

My guess is that I came pretty damn close to a brush with LEO. No reason to ever go back.

[Pay Pal]

Newbie to Houston.

Needed some relief so headed to Dream last night. The girl was nice, I do not remember her name. Got BJ and FS, of course covered.

Tipped 1.6 for the whole package, is that normal?

Play Safe,

Jay

Close. Should be $150 at most. Some of these places that say they charge 160 will take 150 without saying a word about it. GT, Dream, GH, etc.

[Jay Lexington]

Newbie to Houston.

Needed some relief so headed to Dream last night. The girl was nice, I do not remember her name. Got BJ and FS, of course covered.

Tipped 1.6 for the whole package, is that normal?

Play Safe,

Jay

[Rope Man]

If you've read me report in the SWs section, you know what my afternoon has been like. I decided to check out Happy Spa near my place on 1960. When I got there, I was surprised to see that the Happy Spa sign was gone and had been replaced with one calling the place Sakura Sauna.

I went in and met Vivi. She's a cute, petite, Chinese girl with a slight pooch, nice B-cups, and a gorgeous face. She told me all about the new service. After hearing her sales pitch, I decided to give it a try. I paid the .60 house fee and undressed in the massage room. She wrapped a towel around me and led me to teh shower sauna rooom. Vivi made sure to clean every crevice carefully during the table shower. Then she put me in the dry sauna for 30 minutes. Damn - that thing was even hotter than she was. I was sweating out all the impurities from my weekend partying in Florida. It was nice though - I could actually feel my muscles loosening up in the heat as the tension in my neck and upper back began to dissipate. After I was done in the sauna, she led me back to the massage room and proceeded to give me a back massage that was well above average. She spent extra time on my upper back and neck where she could tell the tension was. She worked out most of the stress knots back there. It was a welcome change from the typical cursory backrub most AMPs offer.
On the flip, she spent a lot of time on the pressure points in my face and on my shoulders and neck. By this time I was like jelly.
She surprised me by grabbing Mr. Happy and going to town. It was obvious that HE was the only thing on the menu. One hand stroked him as the other played with the boys. I attmepted to grope her and she turned to make it easier for me to rub her ass and tits. She moved her head back and forth, allowing her long black hair to tickle the area as well. Once I'd nutted, she cleaned me up and wiped down my entire body with a cool damp washcloth.

Total damage .60 + .40 tip. While this may sound like a lot for a HE to some of you, in my opinion, the sauna and excellent massage were worth $1. I've paid more for far worse service in legit massage parlors.

As I was leaving, she grabbed my ass, let me grab hers, and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I told her I'd tell my friends about her. If you go there, ask for Vivi - tell her Rope Man sent you.

Stay safe,
Rope

[The Enjoyer]

I've read the forum, I'm a visitor, question, good massage and good service or just good service?? I looking for both.

Thanks

[Yyxx]

That is a profound exaggeration of a urethral swab. I must agree it isnt pleasant, but I've had it plenty of times, almost all of which were false alarms. Ive had 250 SWs do BBFS with me and I got chlamydia once.

Well, my description was accurate based on my own experience. I suppose that like so many other experiences in this hobby, YMMV. I can only comment on my own dick's sensations, not those of any others.

And if you have screwed 250 SWs bareback, Humpty, I (and I expect most other mongers) would consider you insane, or having a death wish.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Sorry if this is a little late; I only just noticed this post...

Oh my god, man... Are you F-ing insane? Do you value yourself so little that you would stick your unprotected schlong in a girl whose business is F-ing other guys and letting them stick their tongues in her c***?

Ever had a urethral swab? It's something they have to do to test you for certain STDs if they check you and notice a "drip" or other outward sign. Let me describe it to you from personal experience.

The nurse told me to stand between two tables and hang onto them for support while she spread the opening of my urethra and swabbed the inside of my dick with a q-tip for FIVE SECONDS. "This is going to hurt," she said. "How much?" I asked. "A lot," she replied, grimly.

Do this... Take a 10" chef's knife in each hand, hold them over an open flame until they are nicely glowing orange, and then jab one into each of your temples. That about describes how it felt. My knees immediately buckled and I nearly blacked out, which is something that has never happened to me before under any circumstances.

Do the rest of us a favor, Romo1122... If you're stupid enough to engage in BBFS with a provider, please inform the rest of us who it is so we who are not stupid/insane can avoid picking up whatever crud is crawling out of your hole.

Thank you.

/rant

That is a profound exaggeration of a urethral swab. I must agree it isnt pleasant, but I've had it plenty of times, almost all of which were false alarms. Ive had 250 SWs do BBFS with me and I got chlamydia once.

[Yyxx]

Sorry if this is a little late; I only just noticed this post...

Are BBBJ or BBFS available there?

Thanks!

Oh my god, man... Are you F-ing insane? Do you value yourself so little that you would stick your unprotected schlong in a girl whose business is F-ing other guys and letting them stick their tongues in her c***?

Ever had a urethral swab? It's something they have to do to test you for certain STDs if they check you and notice a "drip" or other outward sign. Let me describe it to you from personal experience.

The nurse told me to stand between two tables and hang onto them for support while she spread the opening of my urethra and swabbed the inside of my dick with a q-tip for FIVE SECONDS. "This is going to hurt," she said. "How much?" I asked. "A lot," she replied, grimly.

Do this... Take a 10" chef's knife in each hand, hold them over an open flame until they are nicely glowing orange, and then jab one into each of your temples. That about describes how it felt. My knees immediately buckled and I nearly blacked out, which is something that has never happened to me before under any circumstances.

Do the rest of us a favor, Romo1122... If you're stupid enough to engage in BBFS with a provider, please inform the rest of us who it is so we who are not stupid/insane can avoid picking up whatever crud is crawling out of your hole.

Thank you.

/rant

[Scotopictoo]

I had an Asian Happy Massage recently.

Yes, the one near Rice & Richmond.

A little unusual having a bunch of offices inside a parking garage. Felt a bit uncomfortable walking past the lawyers office, all windows, with someone staring at you as you walk by.

Cute young thing with limited English, but had enough knowledge of the universal language to satisfy my temporary needs.

Didn't even come close to the quality of my regular independent providers.

[Carx2004]

3:00 am. Ask for Connie. Solid be cup. Not bad looking. Talked her in to a quicky for 120. Hidden in the corner. Clean. Will visit again. Phone # on the window next to the door. If you want the # or if you have any q's foe me then pm me. Senior members only. Sorry but I have to make a name for myself. LOL. Out.

[Yyxx]

Does anyone have anything on...some asian girls who advertise on Backpage at South Rice & Richmond (Galleria Spa? ).

Read back a ways in this forum. If this is the place that advertises as being across from a bank, I remember someone posting a negative review. Sorry, too lazy to do the research, but it's in here...

[Romo1122]

Dont waste your time at sakura, if you are looking for good looking and awesome service take the time and drive North to 1960 and hit up Sun Island. I havent seen an ugly girl in there yet. The service is awesome to!!!! Hope this helps yal, be safe.

Are BBBJ or BBFS available there?

Thanks!

[Swaddict]

Dont waste your time at sakura, if you are looking for good looking and awesome service take the time and drive North to 1960 and hit up Sun Island. I havent seen an ugly girl in there yet. The service is awesome to!!!! Hope this helps yal, be safe.

[Amp Forever]

I will also be visiting Houston the week after next. Will be staying near Galleria. Have been checking out a couple of spas on-line, but don't knowif I will get serviced as I like. Does anyone have anything on Paradise Spa, Sakura or some asian girls who advertise on Backpage at South Rice & Richmond (Galleria Spa? ). Even I thumbs up or down would be helpful. If these places are ripoffs, would like to find out in advance.

Thanks for helping out a visiting mongerer.