Massage Parlor Reports

[August West]

Spent the week in Burbank last week. Found an add for a parlor on Woodman in Panorama City. Said 6 young girls warm table shower 4 hands. Figured why not take a shot. Buzzed in, greeted by older mamasan was a little worried so I asked who else working for 4 hands. She laughed said not her took me into a room with 5 beauties and said choose. I took two. They took me to a room and they undressed me. Covered up to go to the shower room but I let it drop off in the hall with the other girls walking the hall haha. Good shower, back to the room for massage. One girl at the head of the table let me get very handsy up her skirt and pull her panties down. They other was grinding my ass with her tongue. When I Flipped over she was nude and ready to go. They wanted $$ each. I said no $. 50 for both. The other stripped down and BBBJ and said $ each. I couldn't say no. She had covers in the room. I switched covers a few times as I went back and forth between the two trying to last longer. Little more than I wanted to spend $$$ for an hour and two hotties was something to remember.

LOL. 50 for both? W / BBBJ and rimming? And it's more than you wanted to spend? Hahaha I am calling a grand BS on this one, lads.

[Pasquelo]

Spent the week in Burbank last week. Found an add for a parlor on Woodman in Panorama City. Said 6 young girls warm table shower 4 hands. Figured why not take a shot. Buzzed in, greeted by older mamasan was a little worried so I asked who else working for 4 hands. She laughed said not her took me into a room with 5 beauties and said choose. I took two. They took me to a room and they undressed me. Covered up to go to the shower room but I let it drop off in the hall with the other girls walking the hall haha. Good shower, back to the room for massage. One girl at the head of the table let me get very handsy up her skirt and pull her panties down. They other was grinding my ass with her tongue. When I Flipped over she was nude and ready to go. They wanted $$ each. I said no $. 50 for both. The other stripped down and BBBJ and said $ each. I couldn't say no. She had covers in the room. I switched covers a few times as I went back and forth between the two trying to last longer. Little more than I wanted to spend $$$ for an hour and two hotties was something to remember.

Would this happen to be Panda Massage?

[CowHead]

Spent the week in Burbank last week. Found an add for a parlor on Woodman in Panorama City. Said 6 young girls warm table shower 4 hands. Figured why not take a shot. Buzzed in, greeted by older mamasan was a little worried so I asked who else working for 4 hands. She laughed said not her took me into a room with 5 beauties and said choose. I took two. They took me to a room and they undressed me. Covered up to go to the shower room but I let it drop off in the hall with the other girls walking the hall haha. Good shower, back to the room for massage. One girl at the head of the table let me get very handsy up her skirt and pull her panties down. They other was grinding my ass with her tongue. When I Flipped over she was nude and ready to go. They wanted $$ each. I said no $. 50 for both. The other stripped down and BBBJ and said $ each. I couldn't say no. She had covers in the room. I switched covers a few times as I went back and forth between the two trying to last longer. Little more than I wanted to spend $$$ for an hour and two hotties was something to remember.

$$$ total?

[Bulger]

Spent the week in Burbank last week. Found an add for a parlor on Woodman in Panorama City. Said 6 young girls warm table shower 4 hands. Figured why not take a shot. Buzzed in, greeted by older mamasan was a little worried so I asked who else working for 4 hands. She laughed said not her took me into a room with 5 beauties and said choose. I took two. They took me to a room and they undressed me. Covered up to go to the shower room but I let it drop off in the hall with the other girls walking the hall haha. Good shower, back to the room for massage. One girl at the head of the table let me get very handsy up her skirt and pull her panties down. They other was grinding my ass with her tongue. When I Flipped over she was nude and ready to go. They wanted $$ each. I said no $. 50 for both. The other stripped down and BBBJ and said $ each. I couldn't say no. She had covers in the room. I switched covers a few times as I went back and forth between the two trying to last longer. Little more than I wanted to spend $$$ for an hour and two hotties was something to remember.

[HexenDuction]

From what I have gathered in conversation during my recent visits, Jenny has scaled back and typically only works two days between Fridays and Sundays. Tina and Grace are a bit sporadic with schedules but Grace has usually been in on Tues / Wed / Thur. As for Linda, I've gotten "she's on vacation", "she will be back in a few months", and "she's gone".

For anyone who cares about the service of these two others, Tina is always willing to please: lets you finish twice if you have the strength for it, and lets you in w / o a jimmy if it's your preference, and Grace has slowly become jaded with the profession. She's about ready to quit. It's a shame though, she was becoming popular there.

Thanks for the reply!

Jenny told me she was there Fri through Mon. I'm starting to get the feeling some of the girls from my past may have ended up on Santa Monica Blvd. I also wouldn't mind seeing Linda / Cindy's old JJ partner in crime, Cici. But, she's not as readily identifiable as Linda with her big C-section tat, but she had the most beautiful natural boobs I've ever played with, and a kind of combination slutty / sweet face. Linda's contemporary reviews describe her as chubby, but in 2015 I thought she looked great! I really loved looking at her from behind, before activities commenced! JJ was the shop where I learned that "raw" was actually a thing when I was with this little lady named May, and each of us managed to break a condom. She just pointed between her legs and it was on! I tried to give her 1. 5, but would only take 1. 2!

Anyways, enough daydreaming. I'm interested shops where every girl starts with a BBBJ. Any likely candidates on Sata Monica Blvd?

[Emoreno956]

Using my highly developed monger detective skills, I had deduced that Linda from West was my old atf from JJ Accu in San Pedro. So, I rolled out to resample that blast from the past. Called from the parking lot to ask if she was in, but the line went dead. Went up and rang the buzzer and a mature Chinese lady let me in. I asked for Linda. She said Linda was not working there anymore because she didn't have a massage license. She seemed to think I might bail, so I asked her name and shook her hand. She said, "Jenny". Right then I knew my plan had turned to shit. I decided to go with her.

First, I've got to say, she must have been a stunner thirty years ago, be cause she still had traces of her good looks. She said fifty for a half hour. I took sixty from my cash stash and asked her to bring me back the change, which she did. She started to put a towel on me, but I told he I didn't need one. She proceeded to give me a BS massage mixed with some teasing. Finally she rubbed some lube on and hopped on the edge of the table and put me in. The room was dark and I was grinding away when I looked down and saw her pussy. I thought to myself that if I can see her pussy that means I'm in her ASS! FUCK! But, I figured as long as I'm in there I might as well keep going. Her ass felt like a pussy and I was wondering if I was going to pop, which I eventually did. I asked her if she had a rag, but she didn't understand me and put me back in. I tried to go a little more, but she finally did a package check and realized I was done.

I should of grabbed my money when she left the room. When we were finishing up I was holding one twenty and asked her if one was alright. But, of course she indicated one twenty, "Just like Linda!

I told her I would still like to see Linda. Half the time she seemed to agree we were talking about the same Linda, at other times she was trying to play it off. Ultimately I got the feeling Linda might be there on a different day and she was just trying to turn me into clientele.

I'm on dick watch right now, ocassionally checking my package. My question my fellow board members: is Linda still there? If not, any idea where she went?

From what I have gathered in conversation during my recent visits, Jenny has scaled back and typically only works two days between Fridays and Sundays. Tina and Grace are a bit sporadic with schedules but Grace has usually been in on Tues / Wed / Thur. As for Linda, I've gotten "she's on vacation", "she will be back in a few months", and "she's gone".

For anyone who cares about the service of these two others, Tina is always willing to please: lets you finish twice if you have the strength for it, and lets you in w / o a jimmy if it's your preference, and Grace has slowly become jaded with the profession. She's about ready to quit. It's a shame though, she was becoming popular there.

[TheNoob]

If your unsure about placing the call, have your mommy do it for you.

Dude, really. Just call or text.

I love this forum, laughed so hard at this. Or use your friends phone or a pay phone.

[Scotchman]

I'm usually in LA area twice a month and KS is one of my go to places. Noticed they are not listed on Thatmall anymore and not sure if that means they're listing somewhere else or no longer there. Obviously, if they're gone I don't want to try the number so wasn't sure if someone here has the 411.

If your unsure about placing the call, have your mommy do it for you.

Dude, really. Just call or text.

[HexenDuction]

Using my highly developed monger detective skills, I had deduced that Linda from West was my old atf from JJ Accu in San Pedro. So, I rolled out to resample that blast from the past. Called from the parking lot to ask if she was in, but the line went dead. Went up and rang the buzzer and a mature Chinese lady let me in. I asked for Linda. She said Linda was not working there anymore because she didn't have a massage license. She seemed to think I might bail, so I asked her name and shook her hand. She said, "Jenny". Right then I knew my plan had turned to shit. I decided to go with her.

First, I've got to say, she must have been a stunner thirty years ago, be cause she still had traces of her good looks. She said fifty for a half hour. I took sixty from my cash stash and asked her to bring me back the change, which she did. She started to put a towel on me, but I told he I didn't need one. She proceeded to give me a BS massage mixed with some teasing. Finally she rubbed some lube on and hopped on the edge of the table and put me in. The room was dark and I was grinding away when I looked down and saw her pussy. I thought to myself that if I can see her pussy that means I'm in her ASS! FUCK! But, I figured as long as I'm in there I might as well keep going. Her ass felt like a pussy and I was wondering if I was going to pop, which I eventually did. I asked her if she had a rag, but she didn't understand me and put me back in. I tried to go a little more, but she finally did a package check and realized I was done.

I should of grabbed my money when she left the room. When we were finishing up I was holding one twenty and asked her if one was alright. But, of course she indicated one twenty, "Just like Linda!

I told her I would still like to see Linda. Half the time she seemed to agree we were talking about the same Linda, at other times she was trying to play it off. Ultimately I got the feeling Linda might be there on a different day and she was just trying to turn me into clientele.

I'm on dick watch right now, ocassionally checking my package. My question my fellow board members: is Linda still there? If not, any idea where she went?

[Iwtc2014]

I'm usually in LA area twice a month and KS is one of my go to places. Noticed they are not listed on Thatmall anymore and not sure if that means they're listing somewhere else or no longer there. Obviously, if they're gone I don't want to try the number so wasn't sure if someone here has the 411.

If you're talking about the place in Valley Village, it is still open, just not advertising on that site due to price hike.

[JDog1234]

I'm usually in LA area twice a month and KS is one of my go to places. Noticed they are not listed on Thatmall anymore and not sure if that means they're listing somewhere else or no longer there. Obviously, if they're gone I don't want to try the number so wasn't sure if someone here has the 411.

[JonathonJammer]

At Total Health 8700 block of Santa Moncia. She is a legend on another board, as she should be. The BEST hard massage I have ever had and great sex. 50/100. Saturdays only.

I'm curious if this is the same Paula that worked in Inglewood back in the day?

[FappingToCream]

West therapy on sunset. Lady working there told me Jenny is no longer there. Anybody know her whereabouts?

Can you give a cross street or nearby, having trouble locating.

[Usawhaa]

ROFL Priceless.

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[Sound7]

Looking for Clean Good Foot Massage Place with Reasonable Tip with Standard Chinese / Viet / Others Massage. Head, foot, hands. Optional back massage minimum skills Traditional Chinese Massage. Change of covers and clean towels. Hot stone option ok.

My experience have been very unpreditable lately. Chinese Massages Styles I didn't even know that existed.

It seems the MG can read my mind and suggest her tip level. Tips have been off the scale, everything over standard. Had a real bad extortion level experience with one MP. Zero tip and words exchanged.

I did not tip anyone at the speculated Donald J. Trump level. Porn Star $130,000 via a second party.

Posted price seem reasonable but the MG expectation off the scale.

Looking for in Foot MP Torrance, Carson. Valley Blvd, Westminister, LA. Tip range 15 to 20.