Massage Parlor Reports

[LoveARub]

Here. I just need some human touch.

Not a chance. I think Tao and Tai Chi might be open, but legit.

[Myrtle Beach]

Here. I just need some human touch.

[Raphael0917]

Had the same women worst experence of my life.

[JRodger83]

I am new to Myrtle Beach: moved here recently. My dreams at AMPs have always been fun but here the dreams have provided no luck. Definitely, a change of scenery from my vacationing time here in the early 2010's. Dreams at Mei, Yuki, and even J&G have been profession with J&G giving the best massage. Nevertheless, I have traveled to Wilmington in my dreams, it was a fun experience and actually a professional massage. If anybody ever dreams of Wilmington may Haha find you. The Wilmington forums have good information but Haha is also a good place to dream about.

[MBNative]

Stopped by Thursday, just after noon for some therapy. Such a good strong massage to be had there. Such a shame it is only legit.

[LoveARub]

I can remember my visit with her. Quoted me $100 for a massage and ending on phone. Arrived and she is much older and heavier in person. Cigarette smell is thick almost breath taking. Get to the bedroom and she clarifies the $100 is for massage and hand job. I told her that her ad heading said best blowjob in town and she said to upgrade to blowjob was $140. I'm thinking that was expensive for a blowjob but I was there and wanted to see what it was about so I gave her the $40 upgrade. She does not take off anything during the visit. Fully clothed the whole time. From the shape of her ass it was s good thing to prevent nausea on my part. She begins a miserable poor attempt at a blowjob for maybe 2 minutes tops and switches to handjob telling me I needed to hurry as I was running out of time. I asked her how was I running out of time when I just got there and she told me the $140 was for a quick visit. I told her she told me on the phone a half hour was $100 and that's what I purchased and she said that a blowjob upgrade for only $40 more is such a deal it changes the visit to QV to offer it. So I told her if it was now a quick visit she needed to go back to the blowjob instead of the hard rough hand pump she was doing to me while we were discussing. She told me she had already did more blowjob than her rate accounted for and I need to concentrate and finish if I didn't want to leave without finishing. I tried to lift her shirt to look at her tits but she said that was not allowed either. So I grabbed the tit closest to me albeit covered by her sweatshirt and bra and squeezed it just as hard as I could which pissed her off and she told me my time was over and I would have to leave. So while I am getting dressed she is telling me to call her again and tell her who I am and she will schedule me a 30 session with blowjob for $200. I pointed out to her that her ad was very misleading and she even offers full service on her ad and she told me that was her twin sister that does full service for $400. I wouldn't fuck the woman I met if she was the last woman on earth. And I don't believe she has a twin. This woman epitomizes the phrase waste of time and money.

But I have to ask. I've seen Senior and Regular Members. How does one rate "Assholes?"

[Delaware1202]

But she has received horrific reviews here in the past. No bad reviews, but horrific.

I can remember my visit with her. Quoted me $100 for a massage and ending on phone. Arrived and she is much older and heavier in person. Cigarette smell is thick almost breath taking. Get to the bedroom and she clarifies the $100 is for massage and hand job. I told her that her ad heading said best blowjob in town and she said to upgrade to blowjob was $140. I'm thinking that was expensive for a blowjob but I was there and wanted to see what it was about so I gave her the $40 upgrade. She does not take off anything during the visit. Fully clothed the whole time. From the shape of her ass it was s good thing to prevent nausea on my part. She begins a miserable poor attempt at a blowjob for maybe 2 minutes tops and switches to handjob telling me I needed to hurry as I was running out of time. I asked her how was I running out of time when I just got there and she told me the $140 was for a quick visit. I told her she told me on the phone a half hour was $100 and that's what I purchased and she said that a blowjob upgrade for only $40 more is such a deal it changes the visit to QV to offer it. So I told her if it was now a quick visit she needed to go back to the blowjob instead of the hard rough hand pump she was doing to me while we were discussing. She told me she had already did more blowjob than her rate accounted for and I need to concentrate and finish if I didn't want to leave without finishing. I tried to lift her shirt to look at her tits but she said that was not allowed either. So I grabbed the tit closest to me albeit covered by her sweatshirt and bra and squeezed it just as hard as I could which pissed her off and she told me my time was over and I would have to leave. So while I am getting dressed she is telling me to call her again and tell her who I am and she will schedule me a 30 session with blowjob for $200. I pointed out to her that her ad was very misleading and she even offers full service on her ad and she told me that was her twin sister that does full service for $400. I wouldn't fuck the woman I met if she was the last woman on earth. And I don't believe she has a twin. This woman epitomizes the phrase waste of time and money.

[LoveARub]

Anybody have a dream with this lady?

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/real-...49266-39249524

But she has received horrific reviews here in the past. No bad reviews, but horrific.

[FreshPrince09]

Does the place in the mall let you take everything off?

The one in Florence doesn't let you anymore.

[BiglyDogg]

Anybody have a dream with this lady?

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/real-...49266-39249524

Stay Away!!

Fake pics. Shitty service.

Need I say more.

[JRodger83]

Anybody have a dream with this lady?

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/real-...49266-39249524

[Obxlyfe]

Anybody know of any businesses left in the Myrtle area. Feel free to PM.

[LoveARub]

We pretty much have all options up here and in the surrounding area.

SC.

Passing through in a few weeks. Never really read up on your boards as it's quite a distance for a day trip, but I'll be reading this afternoon.

[ScGuy56]

Not FS with HE finishing on her chest and having hair down below? Ain't happening at the beach.

We pretty much have all options up here and in the surrounding area.

SC.

[LoveARub]

I'll be visiting next week from Greenville. I was curious what AMPs you guys would recommend. Not looking for FS, just a solid massage with a quality HE. TS isn't required, but it's a nice touch. I like a woman who has a little hair down below and would be love it if there was one who would work me to finish on their chest. I know, probably a pink unicorn AMP, but just thought I would ask. Stay safe!

Not FS with HE finishing on her chest and having hair down below? Ain't happening at the beach.