Massage Parlor Reports

[GrandStrander]

Went there looking for Sofia. She was gone but new girl.

Angel there. Nice looking. Decent English. Good attitude.

And one of the best massages I ever had.

Light touch and good play before the flip.

Better than average HE. Will return to see if more available.

[AsianLever]

Since I was told by Mamasan that you have to let them know you are not. Start rubbing some pussy and/or grabbing some titty. Or have them play with your junk. You can be waiting for them nude when they walk in standing up or lying down on the massage table. Take them by the hand and show them otherwise.

I have always wanted to tell you that you have the COOLEST member moniker of all time. Just sayin.

[Gay Batman]

I get this all the time. I'm literally 40 also, Fit, in shape, military cut.

None of the cops I know look anything like me.

Oh well. Certainly makes me have to have to over sell myself at times.

Good post. Helpful as a guy heading your way next week.

Since I was told by Mamasan that you have to let them know you are not. Start rubbing some pussy and/or grabbing some titty. Or have them play with your junk. You can be waiting for them nude when they walk in standing up or lying down on the massage table. Take them by the hand and show them otherwise.

[Pasture Finder]

I think 544 thought I was a cop. I'm 40, in pretty good shape, and have a military cut.

I get this all the time. I'm literally 40 also, Fit, in shape, military cut.

None of the cops I know look anything like me.

Oh well. Certainly makes me have to have to over sell myself at times.

Good post. Helpful as a guy heading your way next week.

[KmRegular]

Thanks for the info, might actually give her a try.

Regular.

Rather than answer all the PMs I got about this one, I'll just elaborate a bit although I think I gave a lot of info except the price. 50 entry fee for 30 minutes. Medium hardness which I said was okay, but she offered hard. Then soft touch on back and crack. We negotiated just like an AMP and I just threw out 150. Could have definitely had FS for less, but I'm not haggling over 20 bucks after the shitty day I had before. She asked if I'd be quick. This was the only part that annoyed me. She's very tiny and I think I covered the looks already, so read my post. Very tight too. Not GFE, tho I didn't try. She sucked my nipples a lot. Alcohol cleaning and lots of attention to boys and a CBJ. Couple standard positions. To the guy who asked about the specific apt complex, you guessed right. Apt is very nice. Upscale but fairly empty except a legit massage table and a partition. Shower is offered. No demons. Decent English. Only one girl and she does her own calling / texting. Chinese. My guess is 28. Two tattoos.

[Roush 427]

New gal from NYC there today younger than most and tight kitty and nice nipples good CBJ, and likes cowgirl the best but likes it all or a good show anyway, LOL, just sayin Roush.

[Marshst924]

How much did it set you back?

Rather than answer all the PMs I got about this one, I'll just elaborate a bit although I think I gave a lot of info except the price. 50 entry fee for 30 minutes. Medium hardness which I said was okay, but she offered hard. Then soft touch on back and crack. We negotiated just like an AMP and I just threw out 150. Could have definitely had FS for less, but I'm not haggling over 20 bucks after the shitty day I had before. She asked if I'd be quick. This was the only part that annoyed me. She's very tiny and I think I covered the looks already, so read my post. Very tight too. Not GFE, tho I didn't try. She sucked my nipples a lot. Alcohol cleaning and lots of attention to boys and a CBJ. Couple standard positions. To the guy who asked about the specific apt complex, you guessed right. Apt is very nice. Upscale but fairly empty except a legit massage table and a partition. Shower is offered. No demons. Decent English. Only one girl and she does her own calling / texting. Chinese. My guess is 28. Two tattoos.

[LoveARub]

Stopped by yesterday and met Kiki (I think.) 40 ish. Not fugly, but no stunner either. I liked that the place was pretty set back in the shopping center and not any foot traffic. I wouldn't call it a massage, but more like a rub. Adequate. Also liked that the hot towels were in the room, so no long walks while Jr is getting ready. Post flip wasn't bad. Took her time and let one of the girls out. Pretty standard on pricing.

[LordGlic]

Seems 544 is tightening down the security these days. I visited a few weeks ago and have been there before but I am a once every few months customer as I do not live in MB.

Walked in said I had been there before and asked for an hour with TS. Usually that is enough to get me to a room. They ask about a membership but when I say I don't have one, they have always waived it off.

Not this time. Mama seemed offended that I didn't have a membership, put me in a room and said 30 minutes no TS. When the girl walked in she was definitely nervous and going through the motions trying to be legit. So I asked her if the TS was broken and she said no and I said I want a TS. "Well then you have to pay for an hour massage" I said yes that is fine. I will pay whatever but I want an hour and a TS. She took my money and we went to the shower. Still nervous but once I flipped over and she saw me at attention the nerves were chilled and the experience was amazing as usual. I can't remember her name sadly. But I am now 7 or 8 visits in and finally got a membership card to make sure that doesn't happen again.

Just watch yourselves out there as as these places tighten down security, just be patient with them. Patience pays off, at least it did for me.

[Roush 427]

And the serial negotiator most likely Lily. I find that too be such a buzzkill. Bonerkill as well LOL. She did the same thing to me 6 weeks ago. Even made me show her my empty pockets after I told her I brought 50. She's the first to offer FS there as far as I can recall.

She knows your rubber doll gives you a good allowance every week LOL, just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

Holy crap, I went to 544 for the first time. This chick was stunning, which is a word I don't use often, said her name was Kim. Did hhr, massage didn't suck, unlike with Ace, FS was amazing. So the question is how can I keep that one for me. Asking for a friend .

She loves mr green that's one way to help keep her, LOL just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

Sounds good right. It was horrible.

544- Kim has a lot of Botox going on. Still pretty attractive. Complete shutout. Been years since that's happened to me. I knew I was in trouble when mama was asking about my membership card. WTF? Also only let me go 30 instead of hour. 10 dollar tip. Massage wasn't very good and zero extras. I let my hands wonder but should have been more aggressive I guess.

Ace- went straight there. Big fat white dude walks out. Closed. The ceiling fell in due to the rain.

Massage- that was the only name on the big yellow sign hanging on the building. 300 yards from Ace on the side of one of the main buildings. No clue what I was walking into here. Only had a half hr at this point. She said I should have went a full hr. No extras. She was okay looking but wore baggy clothing and the place was a dump. Name was Lisa. You guys could probably swing a HE here if you want to give it a visit or two.

K-spa- later in the day. Ripoff. I was in and out in 40 minutes. 220 all in. I was frustrated from my day earlier and I knew I was overpaying. I didn't care and just wanted to seal the deal. I thought FS and she gave a half-assed CBJ with mostly HE. So I told her we're doing Russian. I was highly annoyed at this point. Mama who is 70 gave me the table shower. My girl had a shit ton of Botox and patches all over her body- little round ones and huge ones the size of a mouse pad on her ass and back. If there are attractive girls who provide good service here, I didn't draw them.

Fucking miserable day and these are the days that make me want to give it up. Are you guys holding out the good places on me? LOL. Should I just stay in tomorrow? I think 544 thought I was a cop. I'm 40, in pretty good shape, and have a military cut. Had I been satisfied there, the rest of this train wreck never would have happened. And why do these girls now get so much Botox that they look like the elephant man?

Seems if it wasn't for bad luck you wouldn't have any luck, 544 is usually great they must have been scared, K spa got one new one today and I tried her name Susie and not bad 140-80 house good luck, just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

And release Gina from the witness protection program you have going on in your Airstream. Either that or invite him over and tell Gina to give him a freebie. 0-4 in one day it's the least you could do. LOL just sayin.

She will be here around the 25th for a short time and your first on her list after I warm her up for you cause she knows you haven't had any real pussy in a long while, so take your energy booster and that little blue pill, cause if you can't handle it she will tell me LOL, just sayin Roush.

[MBNative]

After yesterday, you'd think I'd stay in. Toftt here I believe and no regrets. Cute girl, tall spinner, and young. FS and nice apartment near 67th. She did have a small pooch which surprised me when she undressed, but not bad. Tiny As. Not much of a massage, but the tease was nice. I think her prices are in line with most AMPs here. Nice dress, painted toe nails, an upscale version of what I saw yesterday. I know a lot of you like Kim at 544. To me this girl looked better, but I'm not a fan of fake and Botox.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/asian...mzing-21259759

How much did it set you back?

[AsianLever]

And release Gina from the witness protection program you have going on in your Airstream. Either that or invite him over and tell Gina to give him a freebie. 0-4 in one day it's the least you could do. LOL just sayin.